Chapter 3: The Super Invincible Liar of the Universe 4
I tried very hard to stop my heart from beating too fast, but I obeyed him powerlessly: "Mei San, I came to you today because I have something to tell you."
"Well..." Yi Meisan crossed his hands in his arms and looked at me patiently, "Okay, go ahead. Before I start the formal girlfriend introduction ceremony, you have one minute to tell me what you want to say."
"Well..." I'll take one minute. In fact, I only need half a minute to vent all my anger! But, wait...what did he just say?
A formal girlfriend introduction ceremony? I seem to have never agreed to be his girlfriend! Although he is handsome enough - no one should disagree with this, although he is rich enough - I think even Prince William would not deny this, although his grades are not bad - I think I don’t know that he is the second in the second year of high school, and the first and third place are sitting not far in front of me! But... this guy is the synonym of monster, pervert, and mental illness!
There is no one else on this planet who can be his girlfriend, I am sure of that!
"You only have 28 seconds left. Can I start my girlfriend introduction ceremony?" Yi Meisan said to me, blinking his beautiful yin-yang eyes.
"Ah?" Oops, I was distracted again. I took a deep breath and then yelled, "Yimeisan, you are the most invincible liar in the universe! You are not an orphan at all, and you have never suffered domestic violence. And you will never commit suicide, because you are not lonely at all. As long as you want, you can find more than five figures of people to care for you and protect you! You liar, you lied to me, and you keep harassing and torturing me with your lies. Do you know that it is because you said you would commit suicide and that no one cares about you that I worry every day... I am worried that if I am not careful, I will cause you to have a mental breakdown, cause you to commit suicide, and cause me to become a sinner for all eternity! You big liar!"
After I finished yelling in one breath, I looked at the clock on the wall and fortunately it didn't exceed 28 seconds.
Oh my God! Why should I worry about time? Yimeisan is not my God, why should I listen to him?
"You worry about me and think about me every day? Yunzi, are you telling the truth?" After hearing my roar, 10,000 sunflowers bloomed on Yimeisan's face, and each of them faced the sun and tried hard to smile brightly.
Was he, was he hallucinating? Was I misinterpreting it, or was he just selectively listening to the parts he wanted to hear?
"So happy! I'm so happy! Yunzi!" He rushed over and hugged me, and I suddenly found that the room began to spin around me - he was so happy that he lifted me up and did circular centrifugal exercises. How tall and strong is this guy!
"Meisan! Meisan!" I yelled, "Put me down... You, you let me go!"
“Haha!” Yi Meisan finally stood still, looking at me with a smile, his fingertips sliding across my cheek, leaving a warm arc, “Yunzi, I’m so happy that you care about me so much, so… I forgot about it for a moment! Haha, I believe that you who love me and are ready to give me your all, you won’t mind!”
What does it mean to "be ready to give you my all"? My dizzy head finally cleared up completely, not only cleared up, but also had a lot of anger waiting to be vented.
"Yimeisan, where did I say I think about you all day long? Besides, I'm here to confront you! You big liar, today I want to see how you can justify yourself! You said you are an orphan, your family has no money and no parents, but you are obviously very rich, with a lot of money! You..."
"Meisan! It's Meisan!"
The feeling of my lower lip being pressed by a finger cut my words off again. Yi Meisan looked at me with a smile, eyes wide open, bent over and said to me: "Now that you have discovered the truth, do you feel like you are the real Cinderella who met the real prince? Haha... Believe me, I am better than the prince in the fairy tale. Because no matter if it is an evil queen or a minister, even if I want to let the people of the whole country starve to death, I will not like anyone else and will only stay by your side."
…
When did our conversation travel to Grimm's Fairy Tales?
"Imeisan!" I immediately regretted yelling, because... his fingertips pressed my lower lip again, and his voice was so gentle that it could make a flower fall asleep.
"It's Misan, Yunzi."
Thor, please kill this guy with a thunderbolt!
"Okay! Meisan!" I compromised with tears in my eyes, "I think you need to explain to me the problem of your lying! Don't avoid my questioning anymore!"
"You look so cute when you call me Misan." Someone named Yi Misan only listens to what he wants to hear!
I was speechless. I clenched my fists. I was so angry that I was about to burst into tears. But someone seemed to not understand at all and looked at me innocently with wide eyes.
Thus, time froze inexplicably. I was completely speechless and furious with this guy, but he was still winking at me and acting cute!
"Cough cough..." Mori Shiyue, whose eyes had been red since he choked, finally couldn't help it. He coughed twice and said, "President, I think Guangshen and I should leave first."
As he spoke, Sen Shiyue glanced at me secretly, and a look appeared on his face... I was not mistaken, the corners of the mouth of the iceberg prince Sen Shiyue showed a gossipy expression that only the aunties in the vegetable market would have. He said in a gloomy tone: "It is said that seeing too much flirting will reduce people's intelligence."
Um…If the Iceberg Prince is too gossipy, he is no longer the Iceberg Prince! Also, how can I flirt with this guy?
…
Maybe I'm the only one in this room who thinks we're not flirting... Mori Shiyue thinks so, and the person involved, Imeisan, seems to think so too, and Yeguang Shen...
Mo Ran's sword-like eyebrows slightly raised, and the Night Light God lightly curved the corners of his mouth and said, "Mei San, your taste makes me feel a little ashamed as your friend. In order to protect our friendship, I also agree with October. Can we end today's tea party here?"
Um... did someone just curse me without anyone noticing? My face was twitching... Are these three people really the legendary YS Academy trio that embodies all the virtues of mankind? Sorry... I didn't mean to let such disgusting and nymphomaniac language appear here, but since I entered YS Academy, it's hard not to hear others talking about the virtues of these three people.
According to the fans, Night Light God is the most perfect being in the universe. He is beautiful, elegant, noble, yet gentle and good at talking. And Mori Shiyue is the lonely morning star in the night sky. He is aloof and indifferent, but people can't help but look up at him. Seeing him is like seeing the hope of the coming dawn. And Imeisan...
I really can't say enough about this guy's fan version of the review.
"You two can't leave! I haven't had time to start my girlfriend introduction ceremony!" Seeing that the "audience" was about to leave, the "male protagonist" Yi Meisan said hurriedly.
"Haha... I also want to participate in your ceremony..." The Night Light God patted the corner of his clothes and sneered, "However, your perfect ceremony does not even have the minimum necessary conditions! First of all, the heroine is a little unqualified, and then the unqualified heroine doesn't seem to be very willing. Meisan, I wonder if you have noticed it? Or... your fragile mind has entered a state of 'cannot hear anything except what the blind Yi Meisan wants to hear'?"
Now I can confirm that the evaluation of the Night-light God - that he is good at talking - is quite fair.
It seemed that while he was insulting me, he was also insulting Imeisan.
"Ah, the 8 o'clock idol drama is about to start, Misan, I have to go home. That one is better, there is a kissing scene tonight." Mori Jutsuki said. Regarding this rumored cold man watching the 8 o'clock idol drama every night, I could only remain silent again.
"No! Mom said that if you eat other people's food and drink other people's tea, you have to listen to other people! I won't let you leave! No! You have to attend my girlfriend introduction ceremony!" Upon seeing this, Yi Meisan pouted and complained loudly while blocking the door.
Mom said...
Come on, how old is this guy? And...
"I'm not here to attend your girlfriend introduction ceremony!" I yelled uncontrollably.
But……
It was as if the people in this room had checked the box to block me, and they collectively blocked me.
The Night Light God glanced at Yi Mei San, raised a cold fox-like smile on his lips and said, "Mei San, you want to keep me and Shi Yue so much, are you afraid to face her alone? I was wondering why the super good student Shen Yun would allow your ghost-like stalking, it turns out that you lied that you are an orphan and you can commit suicide anytime and anywhere! Please, such a lie can only be as smart as a Caucasian Shepherd DogOnly a person who is righteous can say it! Do you still have the self-respect of a human being? "
Night-light God, you are so cruel!
After Ye Guangshen finished speaking, Sen Shiyue stared at Yi Meisan's eyes and suddenly showed a surprised expression: "Meisan, are you really afraid of being alone with her, so you left me and Guangshen? Oh my God! Are you nervous too? Besides me, who is naturally incompatible with you, you are actually afraid of being alone with other people? You, you... Oh! I remember, in the idol TV series I watched, if the male protagonist really likes the female protagonist, he will become abnormal, Meisan... hehe..."
The gossipy Mori October is also very powerful!
However, their conversation teasing Yi Meisan reminded me, and I quickly looked at Yi Meisan, only to see that he was trying hurriedly to hide his inner nervousness!
ah?
It turns out that this guy is not as difficult to communicate with as I imagined. He didn't block my questioning, but wanted to use this method to avoid my questioning. What a great acting skill... bastard!
"Meisan..." I called out his name through gritted teeth. The low pressure in my words was enough to cause a super tropical typhoon.
"Guangshen, Shiyue! You misunderstood!" Facing the rolling low pressure, Yimeisan's expression changed again, as if all the previous conversations had disappeared into a black hole. He jumped up and said with a sunny face, "What happened just now? My head is so dizzy. Actually, actually... today I want to introduce to you my new secretary who joined the student union, Shenyun..."
"Imeisan!" This time I didn't wait for him to finish. This guy was impossible to communicate with anyway! I rushed over and kicked him hard in the stomach.
"Go to hell! Don't bother me anymore, or I'll kill you!" Well, even if I'm unlucky, I can endure the pain of being entangled by him, as long as this person disappears completely from my life!
I pushed him away and rushed out...
Faintly, I heard a voice behind me shouting at my back: "I won't give up! The feeling of pain is my favorite, Shenyun, you make me very painful, I won't let you go."
