Chapter 295 We call it efficiency
After finishing his meal, Linzhou sat in the hotel, looking at a line of words that popped up on the computer screen, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
【Hatsune Miku joins the terrorist team】
Looking at this line of words, he can only say that your idol is beyond your imagination. The outrageousness of this thing is as outrageous as another virtual idol smoking panda incense.
And this person is the big brother I met at the pub just now, and we agreed to play games together.
But it is actually a very old CS.
Lying on the bed, Jiang Xiyue didn't say a word, just watched quietly.
Today is a relatively pleasant day. Both of them just talked to their elders at home on the phone, and the expressions of the four parents were very subtle, probably the kind of happiness mixed with some disgust.
But she didn't think much about it. After all, it was normal to feel disgusted.
For example, when I was in junior high school and lived with my parents, if I stayed at home for more than three days during the holidays, I would be attacked from all angles.
Thinking about it now, it was indeed a bit excessive.
Holding the borrowed game console in her hand, she didn't intend to disturb Linzhou. It was normal for boys to play games.
But today's hotel is a bit high-end, and one night's stay costs the price of one of her paintings.
But this bed is so comfortable, soft and bouncy, the kind that once you lie on it you never want to get up.
The room is also very large, and you can see the hustle and bustle of traffic outside through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows.
The air conditioner was kept at a constant 22℃, so Jiang Xiyue just wore a small vest and lay there with peace of mind. She just called the front desk for a Coke, but she didn't know when it would be delivered.
Anyway, she chose contactless delivery, which means the items will be placed on a small table at the door, and she only needs to open the door and reach out to take it.
The most important thing is that the room has a nice smell of perfume.
Pressing the handle, she yawned out of habit. Half of the honeymoon trip had passed. The last place they had to go was to head north to see the aurora.
Only that special light can make people feel the vastness of the world.
Sure enough, Zhou Zhou was right. The future of mankind is the sea of stars. When can we go to the moon and take a look?
The girl was daydreaming when the doorbell rang. Linzhou got up and walked to the door. After pushing it open, he only saw a can of Coke at the door. He took it in and threw it to Jiang Xiyue, then continued playing games.
It’s still early today and there won’t be any activities tomorrow, so I can stay up a little late.
Leaning back in his chair, Linzhou’s game project changed from FPS to MOBA. Because of his experience in the national server, he could even kill half of the people, type taunts, and then continue killing.
But after playing for less than half an hour, he started to output.
"Brother, your sliding tackle has filled me up in no time..."
"Just say whether the team wins or not." The young man's voice came from the loudspeaker.
The law of being hard-mouthed is equivalent to repeating Ji's law. Hearing the other party being hard-mouthed, Linzhou didn't say anything, but just continued the game quietly.
Even though everyone was a bad player, they still won the game in the end. Just as he was about to ask whether he wanted to continue , he heard the girl's voice on the other side of the speaker, followed by the boy's gentle voice.
Both of them spoke Japanese, but Linzhou, who had watched countless movies, could still easily distinguish them.
Actually, I didn’t say anything, just said it was time to go to bed and go take a shower first.
At this time, Linzhou turned his head and found that Jiang Xiyue was no longer lying on the bed. After saying goodbye to the young man, he got up and opened the bathroom door.
"Yueyue, what are you doing with my electric shaver?"
"As you can see, I'm shaving my legs... Otherwise, do you think girls' bare thighs are all natural?" Seeing that it was Linzhou, Jiang Xiyue was no longer shy and openly told him what she was doing.
Shattered, the fantasy of the beautiful girl was shattered...
Linzhou really wanted to complain, but the words couldn't come out. In fact, Jiang Xiyue's leg hair couldn't be seen without shaving, it was just those tiny fine hairs.
Taking a deep breath, he closed the bathroom door and walked to the French window.
The windows cannot be opened, but because it is a newly renovated hotel, there is a fresh air system in the room, and you can smell the scent of the city inside.
There was a big bed and a small bed in the room. Linzhou glanced at the traffic on the street, then turned around and stood beside the bed, finding a suitable angle and smashed it down directly.
The bedding specially selected by the hotel was very comfortable. Lin Zhou, who stretched out his body in a "Tai" shape, felt like he was about to fall asleep immediately.
At this time, Jiang Xiyue also came out with an electric shaver.
"Okay, Zhou Zhou, go take a shower. It's time to have a good night."
"I'll lie down for a while." Linzhou turned over, lay on the bed, and buried his face in the pillow.
About ten seconds later, he felt a heavy object on his body. Turning back slightly, he saw Jiang Xiyue in her nightgown standing on him with her arms outstretched, trying hard to keep her balance.
Probably knowing what the kid was trying to do, he buried his face again, and he felt Jiang Xiyue stepping on his back again and again.
Although the person is a bit heavy, the force he exerts is probably about the same as that of a cat stepping on milk.
But it was a bit tiring to keep balance and move at the same time. After about ten minutes, Jiang Xiyue gave up and dragged Linzhou into the bathroom.
"Don't even think about coming out without washing and smelling fragrant."
After saying those harsh words, Jiang Xiyue also stood beside the bed, smashed it down at the same angle as Linzhou just now, and then spread it out to form a "夹" shape.
No wonder the stupid Zhou Zhou didn’t want to get up just now.
The soft bed was very comfortable. Wearing her nightgown, Jiang Xiyue crawled into bed and took out her cell phone.
Although I can't sleep now, I can chat.
Jiang Xiyue casually opened the studio's chat group, looked at the content, and put down her phone immediately. Everyone was anonymously discussing their honeymoon.
[Potato: How did the eldest brother and eldest sister spend their honeymoon? ]
[Liu Chan, who was thrown down by his own father and became stupid: I am happy here and don’t miss Shu. ]
[Lü Bu, who only recognizes his adoptive father: You wait for the boss to come back, then you can hear what the boss says. ]
[I like Lord Gongjin the most: What what? 】
[Lü Bu, who only recognized his adoptive father: I was hurt by wine and sex, and became so haggard...]
Seeing this, Jiang Xiyue burst out laughing. These people are so funny. They even quote classics when talking about their honeymoon. It's too much, but very funny. I just want to watch it.
After thinking for a moment, she also turned on the anonymous mode, but said something that was not anonymous.
[He was tired from shopping in the afternoon and is now regulating his breathing...]
The originally active group chat became silent instantly after Jiang Xiyue appeared. After a while, it recovered and everyone was talking about how good the sister-in-law was.
But just as Jiang Xiyue was about to share her sweet life during this period, several messages popped up.
[The group owner has muted everyone]
[Master Zuo Ci who only knows how to use witchcraft: I am in my prime, how can I regulate my breathing!!!]
After seeing this message, Jiang Xiyue laughed even more happily. Her stupid husband was really funny, so she decided to let him go for tonight. After all, such a soft bed was better used only for sleeping.
Holding the phone, the girl raised her lips, curved her eyebrows, and muttered to herself in a low voice.
"It's the heyday of Spring and Autumn... Boys are really stubborn..."
However, after Linzhou, who was taking a shower, said those two sentences, he turned off the mute function for everyone. Everyone in the group instantly became lively again, saying things that could bring down the group at any time.
[Lord Gongjin: Stop talking nonsense. Single brothers, reward yourself and go to bed quickly. The day after tomorrow is the delivery day.]
[Lu Bu, the adoptive father: Reward? People have their limits. I saw the news somewhere, and it seemed to say 79 times? ]
[Liu Chan, who was thrown down by his own father and became stupid: Stay calm, 79 times is the limit for people, but it is not your limit.]
Jiang Xiyue, who was lying there, was already laughing so hard that her body was shaking. These people were talking about weird things all day long. But even though they were such a group of non-serious people, they could always deliver satisfactory results every time they produced something.
Twenty minutes later, seeing that Linzhou couldn't draw, she sent a message to ask someone if he was secretly doing something bad in the bathroom.
But just as the message was sent, the bathroom door was opened, and Lin Zhou, wearing only boxer shorts, staggered out, picked up the Coke that Jiang Xiyue had placed on the bedside table, and drank half of the can in one gulp.
"Yueyue, stop listening to them bullshitting. They won't learn any good from them."
"Eh? I think it's very interesting." Jiang Xiyue tilted her head and answered softly, but she lifted a corner of the quilt, "Okay, it's time to go to bed. The only schedule tomorrow is to visit Xiaohui's family."
"I know. Sister Xiaohui has sent the relief supplies by express." Linzhou scratched his head and went in.
The lights in the room quickly went out.
About fifteen minutes later, Linzhou heard Jiang Xiyue's voice.
"Honey, I can't sleep. Please sing a nursery rhyme for me."
“Okay.” Linzhou’s muffled voice sounded, followed by an outrageous singing voice, “Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks swam by♪♪♪♪♪”
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When they left Neon, Linzhou and Jiang Xiyue's luggage increased from one small suitcase to two small suitcases.
One of them is specially used to hold the souvenirs that everyone bought casually. Of course, the things that Sakurai Megumi's mother brought for her daughter, including food and useful things.
Standing at the airport gate, Linzhou waved to Sakurai Hui's father who came to see them off.
"Goodbye uncle, we are leaving now and will come to see you next time."
Sakurai Megumi's father also waved quickly.
"Okay, bye. Please help me look after Xiao Hui."
