Chapter 293 My Brother is Really Stupid
From that day on, Lu Lixuan became cautious.
This cute little girl comes to buy milk tea once in the morning and once in the afternoon.
Her favorites were pudding milk tea and sea salt milk bubble tea. These two were the same every day. Five points of sugar, a little ice. On the second day, he could immediately make the milk tea that the girl needed without asking any more questions. For this, the girl gave him a smile. Lu Lixuan felt as if he was struck by lightning, with a tremor that was close to fainting.
Ah, this is the love of Homo sapiens.
After confirming this, Lu Lixuan would secretly add more pudding to her every time. He was even more careful and put in a lot of effort in preparing the milk tea for her. On the third day, according to the human strategy guide he had read these days and the guidance of the store clerk around him, he decided to take the initiative.
"Sir, can you add me on WeChat?" Lu Lixuan said.
The other person looked up at him.
"After adding WeChat, you can click directly in WeChat, which is more convenient." Lu Lixuan explained quickly.
The other party opened his phone and asked him to add WeChat.
Her WeChat name is: [Liangcai Youdao].
Lv Lixuan felt that her WeChat name was full of connotation and poetry. Just like her appearance, it was the ultimate perfect form of evolution of the species Homo sapiens. Whether it was her profile picture (a heavy artillery turret) or her circle of friends (all promoting products), they all exuded a strangely lovely atmosphere.
For the rest of the day, he would glance at his phone whenever he had nothing to do, hoping that she would send him a message.
That evening, he finally received a message.
His fingers trembled as he clicked on the text message.
Miss Liangcai posted a Pinxixi link with a short sentence below: [Help me cut it].
Yan Zhu began to feel that something was wrong with her brother again.
Her classmate Cheng Jiaying said: "Hasn't it been enough that you've said something wrong with your brother?"
"Although there are quite a few, something is really wrong this time," said Yan Zhu.
"Specifically, what's wrong with him?"
Yan Zhu thought for a moment and said seriously, "I think he has become a little dull again."
"Dumb?"
"It's been several days." Yan Zhu organized her words, "It's just that kind of indescribable dullness. There were many days like this before that were strange."
"You mean the time when he made cookies?" Cheng Jiaying praised sincerely, "The cookies your brother made that time were really delicious."
"It's different from that time." Yan Zhu said. "Come to think of it, this time my cat and chicken are gone." She suddenly had an idea, "Ah, ah, after the cat and chicken disappeared, my brother became stupid!!"
Cheng Jiaying clapped her hands and said, "I understand. It's because of the loss of the pet. Your brother must have been hit hard."
"Maomao and Ershi have been missing for a week too." Yan Zhu sighed. Speaking of which, this scheming cat only let her rub it for two days when she first came home, and she never touched the cat again. As long as she tried to get close, the cat would fly five meters away, and even her mother couldn't get close. Since she couldn't touch the cat, she turned her target to the chicken, but the chicken ran just as fast. In fact, this chicken can fly! Yan Zhu once witnessed Ershi spread his wings and jumped out of the window and soared into the blue sky. She was surprised to describe the scene of Ershi flying away to her parents, but she only got a reply that you must have scared it, so don't scare it next time. In the end, Yan Zhu had very few opportunities to touch the two pets at home. And the most annoying thing is that these two pets ignored their parents and hid from her, but they just didn't avoid their brother, and even ran around with his brother.
Well, probably because they were all brought home by their elder brother, they only have eyes for their elder brother.
It has been almost a year since the first day they came into the house. Although she can't touch them, Yan Zhu has long regarded them as part of the family. Now the cat and the chicken are all gone. Not to mention her brother, even she is very anxious. In the past, there were times when cats went out for a day or two and didn't come home, but they have never disappeared for a week like now. Yan Zhu has heard of those terrible urban legends about cat dealers. What if the cats are killed by cat dealers? And the chicken is even more dangerous. I heard that the last time Captain Ban disappeared, he was caught and cooked. Could it be the turn of the second generation this time? Will the family usher in a new third generation in the future? When she thought of this possibility, the emotional Yan Zhu couldn't help but want to cry.
No wonder her brother became a little dull.
"I want to find Maomao and the Second Generation!" Yan Zhu said loudly. In order for her brother to recover, to prevent the birth of the Third Generation, and for Maomao to be safe, she secretly made up her mind.
"Come on! You will definitely find it back!"
Liu Xingquan was feeling upset at this time.
The school anniversary is coming, which means it is time for each class to show off.
Every class must perform a show; this is a mandatory task assigned by the grade director.
In fact, Teacher Feng informed us about the school anniversary last semester and held a small meeting with several class leaders. The general idea was that you should mobilize the class to prepare some programs.
Last semester, due to an accident, Liu Xingquan was wandering on a foreign planet for the entire second half of the semester, so naturally he had no time to take care of the preparations for the school anniversary. The other class leaders at the time saw that Liu Xingquan, the slime mold, did not mention the school anniversary at all, so they completely forgot about it. Teacher Feng also had a lot of things to do, so the preparations for the school anniversary were naturally and tacitly put aside.
After the start of this semester, the school anniversary has become a fact that is looming.
Every class has to put on a show, which is an imminent and tough task.
Liu Xingquan's classmates in Class 2 had little desire to show off. Despite Teacher Feng's enthusiastic call, no one was willing to stand up and devote themselves to the class. After many votes and inquiries failed, the situation was extremely urgent and severe. Teacher Feng gritted his teeth and decided to use force.
"Performing a stage play?" Liu Xingquan asked in surprise.
"Yes. Liu Xingquan, I have decided that our class will perform a stage play." Teacher Feng said seriously, "I feel that our class has always lacked cohesion, and performing a stage play together is a good opportunity for everyone to work together."
"This..." Liu Xingquan thought to himself, but I think the recruitment of actors has been a big problem from the very beginning.
"Liu Xingquan, Wu Menglei." Teacher Feng looked at his two class committee members, "It's best to let students sign up for the roles voluntarily, so that everyone will be enthusiastic about acting."
No, Mr. Feng, what are you dreaming about? Liu Xingquan complained in his heart.
"It's decided." Teacher Feng made the decision firmly.
After leaving the teacher's office, Wu Menglei, the deputy monitor of Class 2, said softly, "I think Teacher Feng has a deep misunderstanding of our class."
"Well, the next big problem is how to get people to sign up." Liu Xingquan sighed.
When Teacher Feng's decision was announced in class, it was just as Liu Xingquan and Wu Menglei had expected, like a stone thrown into a deep pool, without even a splash. All the students looked at Teacher Feng expressionlessly, without even one person showing their support.
Teacher Feng was not afraid. He smiled and said, "Please sign up as soon as possible, otherwise the teacher will directly appoint you."
After class, Liu Xingquan took the script of "Snow White" and politely persuaded his classmates.
He thought that no one would be willing to participate in such an old-fashioned fairy tale play, but the result was much better than he expected. After the problem student Gao Yuan first expressed his request to play the role of the dwarf, several other boys also asked to play the role of the dwarf, so the roles of the seven dwarfs were the first to be decided.
After that, some people also applied to play the roles of the king and the hunter. After most of these roles were given out, Liu Xingquan suddenly realized that no girl had signed up for the role of the heroine, Snow White.
Snow White, the most beautiful princess in the setting, should of course be played by the most beautiful girl in the class. There are two girls in Class 2 who are recognized as the most beautiful, one is Song Jiarui and the other is Wei Jingjing.
Liu Xingquan asked Song Jiarui first, but Song Jiarui shook her head firmly, "I think joining the props team is more suitable for me."
"But I think it suits you."
"No, no, no, I will faint on the stage." Song Jiarui shook her head palely, "Just thinking about the scene on the stage makes me feel guilty and short of breath. Please change to someone else."
Song Jiarui's health has always been poor, which is known to all classmates. If she is forced to go on stage, if she really faints, it will be really troublesome. Liu Xingquan realized this and quickly gave up.
He turned and walked to Wei Jingjing, "Wei Jingjing, you want to..."
"No, I won't act." Before he could finish, Wei Jingjing flatly rejected him.
"But I think you are very suitable for the role of princess."
"I don't think I'm suitable!" Wei Jingjing said coldly, "I'm sorry, I feel uncomfortable when I hear the word princess now." After saying the word princess, Wei Jingjing cast a murderous look at him.
Not long ago, he and Yan Zhen were involved in the game world composed of Wei Jingjing's dreams. After the incident, they retained most of their memories, including the princess setting that Wei Jingjing gave them. At the moment, it seems that because they witnessed it together and Cui Mingzhi's inappropriate finishing blow, Wei Jingjing is very concerned about this matter.
Now Wei Jingjing's eyes were filled with the vicious threat of "If you dare to tell anyone, I will kill you." If his gaze could be transformed into a physical entity, Liu Xingquan would have been stabbed into pieces long ago.
This is all Choi Mingzhi's fault.
After he asked the girls in the class again, still no one was willing to sign up for the female lead.
Liu Xingquan sighed and returned to his seat.
Yan Zhen next to him raised his head and looked at him with concern.
This is his friend Yan Zhen, but unfortunately, he is a fake.
Seven days ago, Liu Xingquan noticed that Yan Zhen in front of him had changed into a different person. The real Yan Zhen was nowhere to be seen. After receiving a message from Yan Zhen saying that he would be away for a few days, he was not worried about the temporary disappearance of his powerful friend. The current Yan Zhen was a fake who temporarily replaced him. He was a fake human slime mold like Liu Xingquan's Platinum Star.
From the outside, the slime mold Yan Zhen and Yan Zhen are no different. Slightly curly hair, black and bright eyes, and every move is a perfect imitation of Yan Zhen. But after actually touching it, Liu Xingquan still felt the difference. It may be because slime molds are very simple creatures, which makes the fakes they create look a bit silly.
"You are sighing." said the slime mold Yan Zhen.
"Yes." Liu Xingquan felt sad when he thought that he could only talk to stupid slime molds. "I need a heroine."
"A heroine."
"Yes, she is the soul of this play. The casting of the heroine in the play Snow White is successful, and the play is also successful." Liu Xingquan looked at Wei Jingjing not far away sadly, "But the most suitable candidate is unwilling to play the role."
"You are Yan Zhen's friend." The slime mold Yan Zhen said, "So I will help you."
"Oh ok."
The slime mold Yan Zhen stood up and walked to Wei Jingjing under the gaze of Liu Xingquan.
"Wei Jingjing, can you play Snow White?" he asked politely.
"No, I refuse."
"OK."
Slime mold Yan Zhen returned to Liu Xingquan's seat.
"Sorry, failed."
I really shouldn't have had any hope in you! Liu Xingquan wailed in his heart.
"You need someone to play Snow White." said the slime mold Yan Zhen.
"Yes. It is an indispensable role."
"Then I'll play Snow White."
"W-what?"
"You need someone to play Snow White, and I want to help you, so it's okay for me to play it." The slime mold Yan Zhen said in a very calm tone.
"But, but you are a man!"
"I can wear women's clothes, it doesn't matter." Slime mold Yan Zhen smiled with a very sincere expression, "Because I am your friend. Friends naturally help each other."
“…”
"Good! Good!" Teacher Feng suddenly appeared at the door. He looked Yan Zhen up and down, "Great!"
Liu Xingquan looked at Teacher Feng, "Teacher Feng, isn't this a bit..."
"No, that's the way it should be." Teacher Feng laughed, "This is our class 2's unexpected performance. It will definitely attract everyone's attention. It's really great!" He patted the slime mold Yan Zhen's shoulder, "It's all up to you, Yan Zhen!!!"
That evening, An Yuan received a call from Teacher Feng. After talking for nearly twenty minutes, An Yuan hung up the phone with a smile.
Yan Zhu asked curiously, "Mom, what are you so happy about?"
"I want to customize a beautiful princess dress!!" An Yuan's eyes flashed with a strange light.
"What's wrong?"
"Give it to your brother. Xiaozhen is going to play a princess!!"
Yan Zhu glanced at Yan Zhen, who was sitting next to her with a normal expression, and thought to herself: It's over, my brother is really stupid.
