Chapter 29 Crazy Woman
The good times passed, and Zheng Xiuheng was left with a cold space again. After returning home alone, he sorted out all his things, lay on the bed, looked at the ceiling, and suddenly felt a little at a loss. Out of Zheng Qilong's control, he felt a little uncomfortable, just like a car without a destination, never reaching the end.
Shaking his head and getting rid of these unpleasant emotions, Zheng Xiuheng really began to think about the future.
"Lending money!"
“Beep, beep, beep…”
The default ringtone of the mobile phone suddenly rang. Zheng Xiuheng took out the mobile phone from his pocket, glanced at the caller ID, his brows suddenly jumped, and after thinking for a long time, he finally answered the call.
"Hello!"
"Shou Hengxi, you finally answered the phone!" An excited male voice sounded, but it didn't sound like a young man.
"What? Conservation? Did you type it wrong?"
"Ah? Aren't you Zheng Shouheng?"
"No, my last name is Tang, you've got the wrong person!"
“Beep, beep, beep!”
After saying that, Zheng Xiuheng hung up the phone. He was not used to speaking in a low voice, but when he thought of the weird uncle's fanatical look, his body trembled inexplicably. That uncle probably wouldn't call him again.
After waiting for a few minutes, there was no call. I breathed a sigh of relief and jumped under the bed to check the time. It was almost ten o'clock.
“Xiaoxiao!”
“Ahhh!”
It really comes at your call. As soon as Zheng Xiuheng finished speaking, he saw the little white fox basking in the moonlight by the window running over. It jumped lightly and jumped onto Zheng Xiuheng's shoulder with amazing jumping power.
Touching the hair that made people love it, Zheng Xiuheng smiled and said, "It's time to wash it white!"
"Ahh!" Bai Xiaoxiao stuck out her little tongue and licked Zheng Xiuheng's cheek twice, then lay down again.
However, just when Zheng Xiuheng was about to take a shower and rest, the sound of a key opening the door and banging on the door were heard from outside.
Zheng Xiuheng walked to the door in a strange manner. Since there was no camera outside the door, he simply turned the doorknob. Zheng Xiuheng was a skilled and bold man. As a bachelor, he was not afraid of any monsters knocking on the door.
But just as the door was opened, a strong smell of alcohol hit him. Through the light of the entrance hall, Zheng Xiuheng clearly saw the woman in front of him, wearing high heels, a turtleneck sweater, holding a coat in her hands, with dishevelled hair and a strong smell of alcohol.
But this woman made him speechless. After opening the door, she just glanced at Zheng Xiuheng, stepped directly into the room, and then shouted vaguely: "Get out of the way, Xiao Lizi!"
After pushing Zheng Xiuheng away, the woman kicked twice, and her black high-heeled shoes flew out one after another, one landing on the sofa and the other on the coffee table.
When Zheng Xiuheng came to his senses, the woman had already staggered to the sofa, and then domineeringly threw her coat into the air. The result...
“Bang!”
The expensive-looking fur coat was thrown directly over the woman's head, and then she fell directly onto the sofa.
"Ouch!"
Zheng Xiuheng had good eyesight and saw clearly that the woman, whose head was completely covered by the coat, fell exactly where the high-heeled shoe he had thrown fell.
Zheng Xiuheng slapped his forehead, feeling helpless. He never expected that he would encounter such trouble so late at night.
Zheng Xiuheng looked at the woman who suddenly fell silent on the sofa. He raised his eyebrows and thought to himself, "Is she fainted?"
After closing the door, Zheng Xiuheng hurried to the sofa, and then...
"Ah, Sipaer!"
The sudden burst of foul language and wild gestures scared Zheng Xiuheng. Then he saw the woman staggering to her feet, pulling at her coat for a long time before throwing it forward, then grabbing the high-heeled shoe that had hit her forehead, and throwing it hard, directly at the toilet door.
Fortunately, Zheng Xiuheng reacted quickly and squatted down to avoid the attack of the high heels. When he came to his senses, he saw the woman in the turtleneck sweater and leggings standing wildly on the sofa, staggering as if she was about to fall down. Her hair became more and more messy, and she looked like a crazy woman.
"Ah, are you guys bullying me too? What a crappy brand! I won't use it anymore. DSP, DSP, DSP... It's all bullshit!"
"I'm a singer. It doesn't matter if I can't make a good TV series. How dare you use these disgusting excuses to make me unhappy? Wait, I'll find another one right away. Xiao Lizi, bring me some wine. Let's continue. When I leave DSP, you can continue to be my agent. Sister won't treat you unfairly!"
"Yo, Yo, Yo, my name is Lee Hyori, and it's also Lee Hyori (Korean pronunciation) backwards..."
Zheng Xiuheng originally wanted to throw this crazy woman out, but because of this weird rap, Zheng Xiuheng was nailed there. Looking carefully at the crazy woman shaking on the sofa, who seemed to be about to fall down, Zheng Xiuheng felt that he must be hallucinating.
How could the sexy goddess Lee Hyori be in such a bad state? It is simply unreasonable. Looking at her flying hair, her domineering singing voice, and her swaying body, the only two words Zheng Xiuheng could think of are "drunkard". If he had to say three words, it would be "drunken and crazy". The goddess would never look like this.
"Little Leo, serve the wine!"
With a domineering roar, Zheng Xiuheng saw that the crazy woman could not stand, her feet softened, and she fell to the coffee table in front of her. If she really fell down, she would be seriously injured if she was lucky, but she would probably die if she was unlucky. For example, if her head fell to the ground and no one in the family called the police, if there was bleeding or something, she would probably die.
Fortunately, Zheng Xiuheng had been paying attention to this woman because she said she was Lee Hyori. When she fell, he took a step forward, grabbed her and carried her up, carrying this woman who claimed to be Lee Hyori like a sandbag.
Maybe it was because his shoulder was right on top of her stomach, and the result...
Zheng Xiuheng's face turned green when he heard the vomiting sound coming from behind him. "Why are you so mean? I just moved in today!"
Just as the woman who claimed to be Lee Hyori was vomiting violently, Zheng Xiuheng's stiff face suddenly changed, and the veins on his forehead bulged, looking a little scary.
“Ahhh!”
Bai Xiaoxiao suddenly screamed and stuck out her tongue to lick Zheng Xiuheng's sweaty cheek.
Zheng Xiuheng, with a ferocious expression, rushed into the bathroom and threw the woman who looked like Lee Hyori to the ground. Then he turned on the shower. The hot water poured down and the woman who looked like Lee Hyori slowly woke up. She choked on a lot of water and started coughing.
After waiting for a minute or two, the woman regained consciousness a little. She pushed her hair, which had turned into seaweed-like silk, to the sides, revealing a mature and sexy face. Although her complexion was not very good-looking, there was no doubt that this person was indeed Lee Hyori, the sexy queen of South Korea and the queen of the music industry in the new century.
Lee Hyori, looking a little embarrassed, stood up shakily.
There are generally two states of a drunk person after he sobers up. One is that he vaguely remembers something, and the other is that he remembers nothing. If someone can stay completely sober, it only means that he is not completely drunk.
Lee Hyori belongs to the former. Her memory is that she returned home in a daze, opened the door with her key, saw her agent Lee Hyori, and then... nothing happened.
Lee Hyori, who was suffering from a splitting headache, looked at the bathroom and instantly confirmed that this was not her home. It was not difficult to guess that the person just now was not Xiao Li.
Thinking about the fact that she seemed to have sung a song and even vomited, Lee Hyori's pale face was about to turn into the White Impermanence.
"ah!"
"Hmm!"
In a trance, Lee Hyori seemed to hear a low roar coming from outside the door. She turned off the shower, shook her head to shake off the water droplets, and then threw her kelp hair back. Lee Hyori swayed her body, held on to the wall, walked to the bathroom door, and opened the door.
When the light shone out, Lee Hyo-ri was so scared that she sat down on the ground, because there was a person lying at the door, curled up and making a creepy growl, which sounded a bit miserable and painful, and the curled body kept shaking. At the same time, in Lee Hyo-ri's sight, there was a white thing biting the person's cheek.
Monsters eat people?
This was something Lee Hyori imagined. Because her vision was still a little shaky, she couldn't see it clearly, but the curled up man was most likely the owner of the house and the one who threw her into the bathroom.
Coming back to her senses, Lee Hyori cursed inwardly, if she hadn't been so angry when she was discussing the contract renewal with DSP today, she wouldn't have drunk so much, wouldn't have been soaked, and wouldn't have seen such a scene. This man was in so much pain, if he died, she would definitely not be able to escape responsibility, and it would also be a huge blow to her career.
Thinking of this, Lee Hyori hurriedly felt around her body, and after searching for a long time she finally remembered that her cell phone was in her coat.
"Hello, hello, hello, are you okay? What happened to you? I'll call an ambulance right away, just hold on!" Lee Hyori didn't mind kneeling down and moving to the man's side. She looked at the man who curled up into a circle and shouted loudly.
Then Lee Hyori quickly stood up and looked at the white object on the man's cheek. Although she didn't know what it was, she felt that it was not a good thing, so she kicked it, trying to drive it away.
