Chapter 287: Online romance? I'm super sweet!
After returning home, Wei Jie found an excuse to drive Liu Guanxing away, and went into the study to start upgrading his program.
APP-X automatic unlimited merit machine 2.0!
Compared with the previous version, this version of the automatic reply robot has an additional function of scheduled speaking!
【exist?】
It is this small function that brings this automatic reply program into a brand new version!
Of course, all things are difficult at the beginning. Now it depends on whether this program can match up with the lazy dog.
This one is easy and just requires a little help!
Wei Jie searched for information in his own gallery and found Michelle's photo.
He posted the photo on his smurf space, and then Wei Jie used the smurf account to join a group where Wang Congcong often chatted.
"What online name should I choose to resemble a 2D woman?"
Wei Jie frowned, he didn't expect to get stuck here.
"Forget it, it's just a name, a licker won't mind."
Wei Jie quickly changed the username of this small account. The new name was an animal name, Little Teddy.
So what if the name doesn't sound like a good girl's?
As long as there are beautiful pictures, as long as they are women, sorry, they are amazing!
No matter what the people in this group said before, as long as this person has Michelle's avatar, and his space and photo wall are filled with life photos and artistic photos, and he is a female.
Sorry, I have the final say on the next topic!
Wei Jie planned what he wanted to say and the pictures he wanted to send, and then he didn't care about anything else.
Why build machines if you have to do everything yourself!
Wei Jie quickly turned on his computer and went out to talk to Liu Wangyue, who had been ignored for the whole morning.
Infinite Merit Machine 2.0 will not start speaking now. It will speak after Wang Congcong speaks in this group or clicks on this group for more than five seconds.
When Wei Jie and his wife were playing chess after dinner, interesting things were happening in the local area network where you never knew whether the person on the other side was a human or a ghost, just like in the past.
Wang Congcong had just finished a game. He logged onto a comics website and took a look. When he found nothing interesting to watch, he started chatting in the group.
There is always something to do every day. There are many things to kill time. Even if you do nothing, you can check out other people’s posts and conversations.
Today he also opened the group to chat with group members. He is not the administrator or group owner of this group, nor is he an active person. He is just an ordinary group member who occasionally says a few words.
There are no familiar faces, nor are there any good friends with whom I compliment and joke. I am just a person whose presence is not very strong.
Today, the group members are chatting about games, and everyone is looking for people to play together.
Wang Congcong would not do this kind of thing. He doesn't like playing games with others.
First, I felt that I was not good at playing games, and second, I felt bad playing games with these people.
No matter how many games we win, as soon as we lose one, we all find excuses to stop playing, which feels very boring.
Just as Wang Congcong was watching these people chatting, in a room at the other end of the network cable.
The machine is turned on by itself without anyone!
Little Teddy: Hey~ (voice)
Well, it's hard.
When Wang Congcong saw that it was a voice message, he clicked on it.
"Hey~"
This sound is so sweet!
Wang Congcong felt his spine suddenly quicken. This girl’s voice was so beautiful!
"Hey~"
"Hey~"
"Hey~"
After clicking three times in a row, he still couldn’t hear enough, so Wang Congcong quickly clicked on the avatar of the person named Little Teddy.
Gender: female!
Age: 17!
Looking at the photo of this beautiful girl, Wang Congcong excitedly clicked save quickly, and also took a screenshot to remember the account.
He didn't dare add a friend.
As a stay-at-home person with little social interaction, this is totally normal.
When Wang Congcong looked at the group chat interface again, he found that a group of people were greeting this little Teddy like mad dogs.
"Beautiful lady! Hello!"
"Sister Teddy, do you want management? I'll give you one."
“@LittleTeddy, is your profile picture real?”
“What a nice voice!”
"Say something more! I want to hear your voice again!!"
"Teddy, add me as a friend!"
"Seeking a relationship!"
"Teddy, we are short of one person. Can I help you play King of Glory? Let's chat!"
"I gave you a thumbs up, and I've left a message on my space. Let's raise a firefly!"
"Sister Teddy, what game do you play?"
This is not an exaggeration at all. Although the male-to-female ratio is only 1:1.0, the appearance of Zhang Xiaoshan and others is definitely not an isolated case.
Wang Congcong watched these people's speeches and felt that they were like they had never seen a woman and had no backbone at all.
Little Teddy: Of course the photo is mine. I was chatting with someone just now and was rejected as soon as I said hello.
Little Teddy: Hey~
Wang Congcong quickly clicked on it, and this time little Teddy sent another voice message.
“Hey!”
It happened again, but it was this hard sound that softened Wang Congcong's ears.
"Teddy, do you want to play games?"
Little Teddy: "No, I'm just chatting in the group, you guys can play by yourselves."
Wang Congcong quickly clicked on it. Little Teddy likes to send voice messages very much, and his voice is particularly nice!
The group members were all talking to little Teddy and responding to what little Teddy said.
No one is paying attention to the original topic anymore, everyone is only paying attention to the little Teddy.
"Little Teddy, what a cute name! Do you have a dog at home?" A group member praised the name Little Teddy.
Little Teddy didn't respond to everything. He said, "The person I just matched with looked down on us in the second dimension. I just sent a "na" and he left."
The enthusiastic group members below quickly asked.
“What software?”
"Teddy, what software are you playing?"
"Is it Penguin Match or Tantan Momo?"
"prestige?"
The topic has come to the rhythm of little Teddy, or in other words, after little Teddy said a cry, the fish happily wrapped the fishing line around its neck and held on tightly without letting go.
Soon, Little Teddy sent a screenshot of his previous chat and showed the name of the software to these people.
Little Teddy: "Well, that's it. I'm going to find someone to chat with and see if I can match with a short sandy guy~"
"goodbye!"
"I'll go take a look too."
"Teddy, are you still there? Add me as a friend first!"
"Sister Teddy, I'm here to chat with you. I'm short-skinned too!"
…
Wang Congcong quickly exited the group chat. He had long forgotten the arrogance he had just shown when he saw those dogs bootlicking him.
At this time, Wang Congcong had already entered the chat software on the search engine, and then excitedly downloaded, installed and registered.
After completing all this, Wang Congcong clicked match.
Of course his match is a female. He must be crazy to think of chatting with a male.
[Matching is successful, both parties chat anonymously]
Wang Congcong typed quickly and just as he was about to say hello, he saw the message from the other party.
"Hey~"
