Chapter 287: Lu Yu’s Charm (6)
Lu Yi was sitting at the wine table. When Lu Yu spoke, he had just picked up the wine glass and took a sip of rice wine to moisten his throat.
Lu Yu's words almost made him spit out a mouthful of old wine from his nostrils.
If it weren't for his control over his own body, it would have reached the pinnacle.
The wine he took a sip of actually sprayed out of his nostrils.
The muscles in his throat moved forcefully, and with a "click" sound, he swallowed the wine stuck in his throat. The feeling was like swallowing a hard marble, extremely uncomfortable.
Lu Yi looked at Lu Yu.
This old pervert is using underworld rhetoric to fool the second prince?
Le Xi, who was drunk and dazed, widened his eyes in shock. He looked at Lu Yu and waved his hand: "Don't scare me, Grand Marshal. I am the second prince of Xinyin. How could I be in such a bloody disaster?"
Le Xi stood up, raised his hands high, and laughed wildly. "Who dares to touch me? Who can touch me? In the whole Yincheng, the whole Lezhou, the whole world, who dares to touch a hair on my head here?"
Lu Yu sighed, picked up the wine cup and took a sip of wine: "It's hard to persuade a damned ghost with kind words... Forget it, go, go back to the imperial city, quietly be your second prince, enjoy wealth and freedom, and then, wait for the death by slow slicing, and..."
Lu Yu looked at Le Xi and said, "Your principal wife, eight concubines, three hundred concubines, and one hundred and twenty-three children, just wait to be destroyed together!"
Lu Yi shuddered.
He looked at Lexi in horror.
Le Xi, who was only a few years older than Yin Yuan, looked to be around 30 years old. He, he, actually had 123 children? Not counting the wives and concubines, there were 300 concubines...
A golden light flashed in Lu Yi's eyes.
He took a deep look at Le Xi's two kidneys. Lu Yu had made some progress in the Buddhist supernatural power of "clairvoyance", and he could be considered to have entered the realm of Buddhism. When he saw it, Lu Yu could not help but marvel in his heart.
A normal person's kidneys are plump, rosy, and the size of a palm...Lexi's kidneys are like an old lady's forehead, full of wrinkles, and only the size of half a palm.
At the age of almost thirty, my kidneys are almost squeezed dry!
Le Xi was frightened by Lu Yu's words. He blinked his eyes, sat back in his original position, picked up the wine jug, and poured a glass of wine for Lu Yu.
"Grand Marshal, I have been with my mother since I was young. I have not read much. Except for this time when I was driven out of the imperial city by the second son of Yinzhen and imprisoned in a small village with my mother, and I was frightened, I have never suffered any hardship in my life."
"To be honest, there are many things I don't understand."
Le Xi looked at Lu Yu very sincerely: "To be honest, I don't know many things except eating, drinking and having fun, and I am too lazy to learn... Hey, whether in Gaojing or Yincheng, you see, with my status, who can do anything to me?"
"To be honest, when I pampered my concubines and maids, I was too lazy to move. I just enjoyed myself... I was too lazy to waste my energy, and even more lazy to use my brain. How tiring it is!"
"As for you, mother said that you have profound knowledge and talent. That day when you entered the palace, you taught various schools of thought. In a discussion of knowledge, you refuted the prime minister and the six ministers of state, leaving them speechless... Your knowledge is simply terrifying."
"So, you said that I had a bloody disaster... Can you tell me, where did this disaster come from?"
"With my current status and position, unless Yincheng is conquered by the Great Yin Imperial Army, how could I be in danger of bloodshed?"
Lu Yu looked at Le Xi solemnly: "The trouble comes from within... The Second Prince's disaster comes from the Third Prince."
Lexi's eyes widened: "Why?"
Lu Yu smiled slightly and said calmly: "Such a simple question, can't the Second Prince see through it? The Third Prince Le Shui, Le Wu's biological son, the Second Prince's biological cousin, is the candidate for the succession to the throne that the Le clan is wholeheartedly supporting."
"As for the court officials, some of them may not be interested in the Third Prince, but they seem to naturally gather around the First Prince."
"Only you, the Second Prince, are neither up nor down. The Le clan members will not help you, and the court officials will not listen to you. You are all alone and helpless... Once the First Prince and the Third Prince compete for the throne, you will definitely be the first one to be confiscated and exterminated, and all your relatives will die."
Lexi was stunned for a while.
He sat in his seat without moving for a long time.
He blinked desperately, and then Lu Yi saw beads of cold sweat oozing out of Le Xi's forehead. Finally, the cold sweat flowed like a stream. His face gradually turned pale and his body trembled subconsciously.
"No wonder, a few days ago, Leshui was made the third prince. He is not my mother's biological son."
"No wonder, these days, many civil and military officials in the court have come to visit my eldest brother's mansion."
"Only, in my mansion, the sparrows at the door are almost starving to death."
Le Xi looked at Lu Yu tremblingly: "They won't really do anything to me, right? I know that Le Shui is not a good guy. But my elder brother... we are brothers from the same mother!"
Lu Yu said rudely, "They are not born from the same father... Even if they are brothers with the same father and mother, it is only natural for them to kill each other for that position, with rivers of blood flowing and heads rolling."
"Even if the Second Prince doesn't read books or history, he must listen to vernacular stories, right? Storytellers say that the princes of previous dynasties stirred up so much blood and gore for the throne. There were even cases of princes from other dynasties raising troops to rebel... well, just like what the general is doing now."
Lu Yu pointed at Le Xi and sneered, "When the time comes, the first and third princes will each have a group of supporters. When they fight each other, they will definitely let someone sit on the mountain and watch the fight, and in the end, the fisherman will benefit... Second prince, do you think they will take the initiative and deal with you, the easiest one to deal with, first?"
The Second Prince was sweating profusely, and his silk clothes were soaked through at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Lu Yi coughed lightly and said slowly, "Your Highness, the Grand Marshal has pointed out a clear path for you... The great catastrophe of life and death is just around the corner. When the time comes, you might be tortured to pieces, and your 123 children might be boiled in nine cauldrons... Your princess, concubines, maids, and maidservants might even be sold for a good price."
"The former princess, the former concubine, the former second prince's concubines, maids, and servants, tsk tsk, if they were placed on this pleasure boat, how many princes and ministers with dirty hearts would rush over to enjoy them?"
"A pair of jade arms has been pillowed by thousands of people, a pair of red lips has been tasted by tens of thousands of people. Even if you die, green smoke will still rise from this grave!"
Lu Fu's words were extremely vicious.
Lu Yu looked at Lu Yu deeply - Wow? This sponsor actually cooperated so well?
Le Xi stood up tremblingly, and knelt down in front of Lu Yu with a thud: "Please teach me, Grand Marshal... What should I do? I have no . How can I eliminate this disaster?"
Le Xi said with a pale face: "If I tell my elder brother and Le Shui that I have absolutely no interest in the throne, and that I am willing to take my relatives and flee a hundred thousand miles away to be a carefree king..."
Lu Yu said slowly, "Will they believe it? The eldest prince, maybe...but as for Leshui, he will definitely cut off the ...After all, the second prince just said something good, Leshui is not the emperor's biological son, why should he be named the third prince? Isn't it obvious that the emperor intends to let Leshui take over the throne?"
Lexi panicked. He whispered, "Mother, how can you do this? Why?"
Lu Yi added sarcastically, "Her love for her own brother exceeds her motherly love for you... But I can understand, the emperor's surname is Le, and so is Le Wu... The blood of Le Wu is the same as the emperor's, pure 'Le' blood."
"And you, the Second Prince, and even the First Prince, you were all born after the Emperor got married. You have half foreign blood in you. You and the Le family are not from the same family!"
"Why should the kingdom that the Le family fought so hard to build be given to two outsiders like you?"
Le Xi knelt on the ground and looked at Lu Yi with a distorted face: "I, am a fucking outsider?"
Lu Yi shrugged his shoulders: "Isn't it? What's your father's last name? What's your last name now?"
Lexi shut her mouth.
He pondered for a long time, then knelt down deeply, prostrating himself before Lu Yu: "Please teach me, please save me... I... I..."
Le Xi cursed with extremely dirty and vulgar words, and he angrily said: "I just wanted to drink some wine and pamper the beauty, who did I offend?"
Lu Yu smiled and reached out to pat Le Xi's shoulder. That action had the charm of an old farmer in the countryside patting his beloved old dog.
"Don't worry, don't worry, Your Highness. I will not allow them to bully you like this now that I am here!" Lu Yu smiled and said, "I dare not underestimate myself. I still have 99% confidence in my own knowledge and abilities."
"Your Highness, I can let you sit on the throne... When the time comes, you can just make me a king."
Lu Yi looked at Lu Yu.
Lu Yu also looked at Lu Yi: "Le Huo, General Wei... do you think it is better to follow those two stupid guys Le Yi and Le De, or is it better to follow me, the Grand Marshal?"
Lu Yu blinked his eyes and slammed the table resolutely: "What are you talking about, Grand Marshal? I came here just to seek wealth and honor... Following Grand Marshal, I will surely have a bright future... Who has the patience to serve those two dandy idiots?"
Lu Yi picked up a knife used to cut lamb chops on the table and fiercely made a gesture of cutting a neck: "If Da Sima wants to show his loyalty, Le Huo will kill them both right now!"
Lu Yi laughed extremely ferociously: "When you are in the martial arts world, you will inevitably get stabbed. I am happy to be out there, and I always have a strong knockout drug on me. Those two idiots trust me so much, and as long as they drink a glass of wine... hehe!"
Lu Yu shuddered.
Lexi shuddered with fear.
Lu Yu looked at Lu Yu and nodded with great appreciation: "I understand General Wei's loyalty, but killing people is not necessary for the time being..."
Standing up, Lu Yu looked at the autumn moon reflected in the river outside the window and said with a smile: "Tomorrow, please ask the Second Prince and General Wei to follow me to see someone... Whether the Second Prince can escape the disaster and General Wei's wealth and glory all depend on him. "
Lu Yi blinked his eyes.
Very good, is there someone behind you?
Lu Yi was suddenly full of hope for tomorrow's visit.