Chapter 282: Sweet and Salty Controversy
Long Taiquan Saburo stretched out his hand to Li Erhu and shouted anxiously: "Give me your money!"
Li Erhu wanted to take out money to deliberately annoy him, but he turned out both pockets and then remembered that he ran out at night and didn't bring any money at all.
Seeing that his pockets were cleaner than his face, Long Taiquan Saburo shouted again: "Don't you Chinese people love to scan QR codes?"
Li Erhu had just bought a smart phone recently, but he had muted the phone and had left it vibrating in his pocket all night, so now he couldn't even turn it on.
"Fuck you!" Long Taiquan Saburo cursed and ran forward again.
When the sun was high in the sky, the two of them ran to the bustling area of the city, one after the other. On the roadside lined with shopping malls and office buildings, there was a long row of breakfast stalls.
Ryuta Izumi Saburo's tongue was hanging out, his eyes were bloodshot, and he rushed towards the crowd waving his arms like a character in a game who would be kicked out at any time if he didn't eat blood.
Li Erhu suddenly stopped, took a breath of Dantian Qi, and shouted: "Catch - the - thief -"
The crowd suddenly parted into two sides, vigilant eyes formed a network, and everyone held their wallets tightly.
Long Taiquan Saburo's main goal was not money, but food. When he rushed to a fried dough stick stall without thinking twice, the owner held a hot chopstick, pointed it at him, and looked at him coldly. Long Taiquan Saburo was still a little scared when he saw the boiling hot oil next to him. He turned and ran to the meat pie stall. The fat owner of the meat pie stall held the kitchen knife horizontally, parallel to the fat on his face, and the meaning was very clear: If you dare to come over, I will tear your flesh apart!
Long Taiquan Saburo ran to another meat pie stall, but found that the owner was holding two knives in his hands...
I have to say that Li Erhu's shouting was very spiritual. If he had shouted "madman" or "lunatic", people would have avoided him and would not have any other reaction. After all, if a madman hits you, you can't reason with him. Besides, this madman just wants to eat. Maybe some kind-hearted people will take the initiative to feed him. We are the second largest economy in the world, we can't let people starve to death in the street. But the treatment of thieves is different, especially a thief who is being chased by someone. You may not help catch him, but you must not let him take advantage of you.
The operators of several projects that Long Taiquan Saburo coveted all had a solid military foundation, so he could only keep running forward. Finally, he found a pancake stall. The stall owner was a middle-aged woman. At this moment, there was a thin pancake on the pan, which seemed to be half-formed. Long Taiquan Saburo reached out to peel it off, and someone next to him reminded the middle-aged woman: "This is a thief!"
The female boss's eyes were wide open, she dipped the brush in her hand into the bottle of chili sauce, and swung her arm forward with full force. Ryuta Izumi Saburo only felt a burning pain on his face, and his eyes were blurry. He couldn't help but screaming. He cursed and cried bitterly, speaking Japanese mixed with Chinese, and dancing like a madman. This MMA world champion finally collapsed in front of a pancake stall on a street in a city in China.
Someone in the crowd heard the tone of his voice and asked curiously, "Japanese?"
Long Taiquan Saburo seemed to be stimulated by these words, and suddenly shouted: "I should have put you in the position of -" followed by a bunch of gibberish. But it was definitely not a good thing.
Someone was filled with righteous indignation and said: "What era is it now? Do you still want to bully us?"
People shouted: "Beat him! Beat this little Jap!"
Several young men stepped forward eagerly. Long Taiquan Saburo pushed around randomly, and several people in front of him were pushed down. Li Erhu came from afar and said, "Be careful, this guy knows kung fu." He pounced forward and stood in front of a passerby, taking a punch for him.
The crowd shouted, "Don't let him get away! Come on, young man!"
Long Taiquan Saburo wiped the chili sauce off his face, looked at Li Erhu's face again, and hissed, "I will kill you!" As he spoke, he punched and kicked at the same time.
Li Erhu was nervous at the moment. He could still maneuver in the suburbs, but if he let Long Taiquan Saburo run wild, ordinary people might be injured or killed. He stretched out his hands to hold the other's feet, and let the fist hit his face, still shouting: "Get out of the way, I'll deal with him!"
Long Taiquan Saburo had lost his mind at this time, and the last bit of brutality in his body was aroused. He punched Li Erhu's face and chest one after another. Li Erhu was firmly stuck there, bleeding, but he stood still like an old tree. Someone next to him hurriedly said, "Brother, fight back!"
Li Erhu smiled slightly, and when he felt that the sharpness of Long Taiquan Saburo's fist was not as strong as before, he turned his head to avoid the attack, and Huo Ran also punched him in the face.
"Good!" Everyone cheered in unison.
Anger flashed in Long Taiquan Saburo's eyes. He took advantage of the situation and leaped into the air to hit Li Erhu's head and neck with his elbows. Li Erhu stepped forward lightly and pushed Long Taiquan Saburo with both hands on his waist. Long Taiquan Saburo fell to the ground in a mess. Li Erhu's fists and feet also arrived one after another. There were bangs. Long Taiquan Saburo was like a wooden wedge being hit by a sledgehammer. His body was crooked and staggering. He asked in confusion: "How... did you become stronger?"
"This is called people's war!" Li Erhu jumped up and hit him on the neck with his elbow. Long Taiquan Saburo fell to the ground with a thud, unconscious.
"Good!" The crowd cheered and applauded again .
Li Erhu slowly sat down on the ground, and the big sister of the pancake stall came forward and asked with concern: "Brother, are you okay?"
Li Erhu said groggily: "I'm hungry!"
The lady at the pancake stall waved her hand and said, "This brother is hungry, serve him!"
Everyone agreed loudly. For a moment, fried dough sticks, meat patties and pan-fried buns were placed in a long line in front of Li Erhu. Some people also brought milk, soy milk and noodle soup, as well as sweet and salty tofu pudding - and then the two bosses began to argue about who was authentic and who was heretical.
Li Erhu waved his hand weakly: "Just leave it all there, I'm used to it." Then he devoured everything like a tiger.
An old lady with a youthful face and white hair had just returned from morning exercise, still holding a precious sword in her hand. At this time, she and a few old sisters surrounded Long Taiquan Saburo to prevent him from waking up, and asked Li Erhu: "Young man, what's going on with these Japanese?"
Li Erhu said: "He is a bad guy."
"We know this, do you want us to call the police?"
Li Erhu thought for a moment and said, "I'll report it." He took out his phone and said embarrassedly, "It's out of battery." Immediately, several fashionable girls handed him power banks. Li Erhu turned on the phone and called Ah Si, saying, "You are a policeman now, right? I helped you catch a bad guy, his name is... his name is Long Taiquan Saburo."
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When they learned the news that Long Taiquan Saburo was arrested, Ah Si and Xiao Qin became excited. When they rushed here in a hurry, in addition to finding Long Taiquan Saburo, they also saw Li Erhu sitting on the ground covered in blood.
Ah Si hurriedly squeezed into the crowd and raised his hand to hit him on the back of the head. After thinking for a while, he slowly pressed his hand on his shoulder and said carefully, "Erhu, are you okay?"
Li Erhu raised his head and smiled, "It's okay. This guy is very good at fighting. I was worried about ordinary people getting rid of him, so I asked you to come."
Xiaoqin asked, "How did you find him? Did you have anything to do with the explosion at the fruit wholesale market? Did you write the note with the bomb in the car?"
Li Erhu said sleepily: "I want to sleep for a while."
Ah Si helped him up and said, "Let's go and sleep in the car." He whispered to Li Erhu, "Brother Nianzu called me. They were worried about you all night."
After Li Erhu got on the bus, he fell asleep as soon as his head touched the seat.
Ah Si called Zhang Nianzu and said, "Brother Nianzu, Li Erhu has been found."
"How is he?"
Ah San beside him was even more worried and asked, "Dead or alive?"
Ah Si glanced at Li Erhu in the back seat and laughed, "This time, he finally beat someone into Li Erhu."
