Chapter 28 Chapter 28 Classroom Review of Memorials
When he was two months old, his mother was no longer willing to lick his fur.
Yunyun's crazy behavior annoyed his mother so much that she stretched out her claws and beat him up.
After that, Yunyun's fur was never licked by her mother again.
He Jingyuan raised an eyebrow: "Aren't all you only cats like this? A pig in the palm of your hand."
Yunyun stared at He Jingyuan suspiciously, feeling that he was scolding the cat, but she had no evidence.
"But licking the fur is really tiring, and my tongue feels so sore," Yunyun complained.
So he hasn't licked any of the hundred or so cats in the school. Taking care of his own fur is tiring enough, and he still has to take care of those little brothers. Yunyun didn't eat that much.
There is also sea crucian carp, which is also his new little brother.
In case the human didn't understand the rules, the kitten said with a serious expression: "He Jingyuan, I won't lick you."
"You're too big."
He Jingyuan's eyelids twitched: "...Can you please speak properly?"
"Don't omit words like 'lick your fur' or 'you're so big'; it can easily lead to ambiguity."
After He Jingyuan finished speaking, he went over it silently in his mind.
Okay, still a little weird.
"I was talking to you nicely," Yunyun said. "I won't lick your fur, but I'm your boss, so you can't lick my fur either."
"It's okay." He Jingyuan closed his eyes: "We humans don't have the habit of licking cats at random for the time being."
After licking the mouth full of hair, I have to apply hair removal paste to myself and the cat.
If you put a plastic bag over your mouth and lick it... you probably won't eat so much hair.
After being interrupted by the kitten, He Jingyuan's mind was full of thoughts about the feasibility of putting a plastic bag on the cat and licking it, so he didn't feel so sad.
After four days of tutoring Yunyun day and night, Xiaomao can now master pinyin and learn to look up words in the dictionary by herself.
Yunyun obediently finished the homework assigned by He Jingyuan today, picked up the toothbrush clumsily to wash herself, and finally took off all her clothes, folded them, turned into a kitten, held her little yellow croaker in her mouth, and slipped onto the bed to find He Jingyuan.
The little orange cat jumped onto the bed lightly, put the little yellow croaker down, and slapped He Jingyuan's tablet with one paw: "Meow!"
I want to play games!
He Jingyuan was afraid that Yunyun would be bored after being locked up at home, so he downloaded a game called "Kitten Catching Fish" for him on his tablet.
He opened the game and placed it in front of Yunyun.
The little orange cat placed one of its hind paws on the small yellow croaker, staring at the fish swimming around on the screen, and its tail shook unconsciously.
A fish swam to the edge of the screen, and Yunyun grabbed it and scored a point.
The tail wagged more briskly.
He Jingyuan took a deep breath, and his thought about licking the cat in a plastic bag finally came to an answer.
If it were before, He Jingyuan would have tried this taste immediately.
But after discovering that Yunyun could turn into a human, he felt strange about everything Yunyun did.
It feels weird to hug Yunyun, it feels weird to kiss Yunyun, and it feels weird to bury Yunyun in my belly.
I have a little kitten that I can only look at but not touch.
Yunyun really likes her kitten form, and even when she transforms into a human, she will show her cat ears and tail...
Looking at it every day makes me even more anxious.
Cat-shaped Yunyun, you can’t help but look at it.
Humanoid Yunyun...I can't help but look at it.
He Jingyuan stared at the kitten's ears and asked carefully, "Do you want to sleep on the bed today?"
I can't help it at all.
Yunyun shook her ears and ignored him.
Cats have their own little tempers and most of the time they ignore people no matter how you call them.
He Jingyuan sighed slightly and watched Yunyun play several games on the bed. He bit and kicked his little yellow croaker, picked it up and went outside to sleep.
"Sleep well tonight." He Jingyuan said to him, "Don't run around. I have classes tomorrow."
The kitten, chewing something in its mouth, uttered a vague "Meow."
Don't worry, I know!
After moving into the new home, Yunyun's life is still busy.
Just like usual, I lay down for fifteen hours, but most of the time I couldn't fall asleep, just lying there.
The time spent on grooming his fur has also been shortened. Now He Jingyuan will comb his fur every morning. His territory has also become smaller, and now it only takes a few minutes to patrol it.
But one very important item has been added.
Play with He Jingyuan for half an hour every day before going to bed.
At this point, the busy day comes to an end.
The little yellow croaker was placed on the cat bed and Yunyun used it as a pillow behind her head. As soon as she lay down, she began to step on the milk in a half-asleep and half-awake state.
Unfortunately, I slept for a long time at noon today and I almost can’t fall asleep at night.
Not long after, the little orange cat slipped out of the cat nest again and patrolled the territory in circles.
He Jingyuan didn't let her run, so Yunyun walked quietly.
After walking around the house almost three times, the kitten stood blankly in the middle of the living room, still feeling bored.
I don't know if the sea crucian carp is asleep.
The little orange cat turned around and walked into the room, crawled in through the cat hole in the door, and jumped onto the bed.
He Jingyuan has fallen asleep.
Yunyun's pupils would be rounder at night than during the day. The kitten slowly walked to the pillow and looked at He Jingyuan.
The tail accidentally swept across the glasses placed on the bedside table by the human and almost hit the floor. Yunyun immediately raised her tail and dared not move.
He Jingyuan's brows were furrowed even when he fell asleep.
The kitten leaned over and sniffed gently, smelling the scent of shampoo on his hair.
Yunyun is a little kitten who can easily sense human emotions.
Anyway, he could feel that He Jingyuan was very unhappy tonight.
The kitten came over, put its hand on He Jingyuan's brow, and called softly: "Meow."
He Jingyuan didn't wake up.
Sleep soundly!
The cat boss, who was originally planning to talk to his younger brother, fell down in anger, bared his teeth and threatened the sleeping He Jingyuan, and fell asleep directly next to his pillow.
When He Jingyuan woke up, Yunyun was already awake.
The boy put on his clothes and waited for him to comb his hair with a comb in hand.
He Jingyuan took care of Yunyun and steamed soup and rice for her. When he was done, he realized it was already half past seven, so he hurriedly put on his schoolbag and said, "Be good at home today. Finish your homework and then you can play games for a while. The soup and rice are in the pot. If I don't come back at noon, I'll remind you to eat..."
Yunyun looked on eagerly from behind: "Can't I go with you?"
I haven't seen his little brother for a long time.
"...You still have to study." He Jingyuan looked away, "Wait until you're not busy."
"Oh." Yunyun responded: "Okay then. If you see the Sheriff and Huahua, remember to say hello for me."
He Jingyuan looked at him for a long time before walking out of the house.
The door lock has been replaced with a two-way lock, which requires a key to open from both inside and outside.
He didn't teach Yunyun how to unlock the door. As soon as he walked out, he locked the door from the outside.
Pull the key out of the lock and put it in the backpack.
Yunyun, who was behind the door, heard the sound of the door being locked and stood in the entrance for a long time in a daze.
Then he slowly sat down at the table and took out the book he was studying today.
He Jingyuan had already set it up for him. As soon as he opened the tablet, he would see the online class he was going to take today. The kitten listened for a long time, listening in one ear and out the other, but he clearly heard a "click" sound from the rice cooker in the kitchen, which was the sound of the rice being cooked.
I'm a little hungry, let's eat first.
Let’s study after dinner.
He Jingyuan steamed corn and pork ribs soup today. Yunyun really likes to eat the white crispy bones, which make a "crunching" sound when bitten.
The kitten first imitated He Jingyuan, took a chopstick and poked the corn cob, then lowered its head and gnawed the corn silently.
Then he picked up the soup spoon, scooped up the ribs and ate them all, then mixed the soup and rice together.
Yunyun ate up all the food for the day.
The little orange cat took another look at the tablet and computer on the desk and heard the chirping of birds outside.
Watch the bird before studying.
There was a cushion on the bay window in the room. Looking out the window following the sound, I saw a brown bird that looked like a pigeon calling "Gugugu" over there.
Yunyun stared at the bird and combed her feathers on the roof next to her.
The kitten was about to make a "click, click, click" sound, but found that he was a human now and could not do that.
The brown bird turned its head and saw a strange man with cat ears looking at it covetously behind the window.
The bird was startled and almost fell off the roof, then it flapped its wings and ran away.
Yunyun withdrew her gaze and returned to the living room to continue studying.
He Jingyuan set a timer for the sweeping robot to slowly come out from the charging station.
Yunyun turned a corner and walked towards that direction.
It’s better to play enough before studying.
…
He Jingyuan has been easily distracted in class recently.
The first class was a career planning class for college students. There was nothing interesting there. He and Lin Qian sat in the last row. Lin Qian took out his own book and copied the notes from it for him.
"Go back and take another look at the online course." Lin Qian complained, "Especially physiology. It makes my mind all confused. Blood circulation is killing me..."
"good."
He Jingyuan picked up a pen and wrote and drew on the book, but his thoughts drifted back home.
I don’t know what Yunyun is doing now.
When he went out, the kittens' eyes, wanting to go outside, almost nailed him there. When he entered the school, at least three or four cats came to smell his scent, as if to confirm whether Yunyun was safe.
Now even he is wondering whether Yunyun is safe.
If I rashly lock the door tightly, what if something unexpected happens and Yunyun can't escape?
I taught him how to call me yesterday. If the kitten parkours around the house and bumps into something and hurts himself, is there really any way to contact him?
The more I thought about He Jingyuan, the more nervous I became. My heart felt like it was being grabbed by someone, beating so fast that I could hardly breathe.
The scene of the kitten's sudden disappearance came to mind again.
He Jingyuan's hands were shaking so much that he could hardly hold the pen. He touched his forehead and saw cold sweat.
When I came to my senses, there were already several "Yunyun" written in the textbook.
The mobile phone suddenly received a message that the sweeping robot had reported an error, constantly reminding He Jingyuan to clear obstacles near the charging station.
He Jingyuan calmed down for a moment. Obstacles near the charging station? There didn't seem to be anything nearby...
When I turned on the surveillance camera, I saw an orange cat sleeping with its legs spread out in front of the charging station.
Yunyun slept very soundly.
The charging base of the sweeping robot has raised patterns, and lying down on it feels like giving a cat a massage, making it very comfortable to sleep.
The sweeper found that his home had been occupied and was so anxious that he kept pacing around.
The cat's ears moved. Yunyun was annoyed by the noise it made from moving around, so she pressed her hind paws against the robot vacuum cleaner to stop it from moving.
At this moment, a slightly distorted voice came from somewhere in the room: "Yunyun."
Yunyun:?
The little orange cat jumped up in fright and looked around for the source of the sound.
He Jingyuan put his phone aside and watched the kitten on the screen searching around in the living room.
After an unknown amount of time, Yunyun fixed her eyes on a strange object above the refrigerator and used the momentum to jump up from the table next to her.
The kitten's pink nose takes up most of the phone screen, and you can still hear its snoring even when the volume is turned down to the minimum.
"Meow?"
He Jingyuan opened the call and asked in a low voice, "Have you finished your homework?"
Yunyun looked silently at the unopened book on the table.
Lin Qian, who was standing next to him, thought he had misheard: "Who are you talking about doing homework?"
He Jingyuan: "...Yunyun."
Lin Qian: ???
Lin Qian: “Ah?”
"Brother, are you crazy or am I?" Lin Qian said in disbelief: "Yunyun is a cat, right?"
"Yes." He Jingyuan said, "Who calls him 985 mi?"
985 students can’t do their homework either, right?
Lin Qian understood: "I was wondering why Senior Yunyun looked so familiar. It turns out she was the one who sat behind me during the college entrance examination..."
The kitten on the screen confirmed that He Jingyuan could see it through this, and immediately blocked the camera with its furry body.
He Jingyuan said with a smile: "It's no use blocking it. I'll check it when I get back."
Yunyun:!
hateful.
He immediately stopped doing anything rash, and went into the room cursing and changed his clothes.
Seeing Yunyun taking action, He Jingyuan turned his phone upside down on the table, connected it to the Bluetooth headset, and prevented Lin Qian from seeing it.
The thing was on the refrigerator, and the camera was pointed at the desk.
Under the invisible gaze, Yunyun struggled to finish half of the online class.
The sea crucian carp has to go to class, so we can't watch it all the time.
Yunyun put down her pen, quietly walked to the front of the camera, stood on tiptoe and shouted to the camera: "He Jingyuan?"
No response.
"He Jingyuan!"
Still no response.
Yunyun dragged out her voice and shouted: "He Jingyuan——"
"What's wrong?" He Jingyuan's voice came from the black thing, "Have you finished reading it?"
Yunyun shrank her neck: "No..."
He Jingyuan said, "Then you continue writing, and I'll watch here."
After saying that, there was silence from the other side again.
Bad sea crucian carp!
Yunyun continued to watch the online class while cursing, but her hands imitated He Jingyuan and poked at the screen randomly.
As a result, I accidentally exited this interface.
The kitten's eyes widened, and its fingertips paused in mid-air.
How...how can I transfer it back?
Yunyun swiped around on the screen, feeling dizzy from the variety of software.
He quickly noticed a green software.
Haijuyu often clicks in here to chat with others.
Yunyun also clicked in. He Jingyuan did not log out of his account, so all kinds of messages came in.
There are so many words that I can’t quite understand.
The kitten squinted its eyes, recognized the word "cat", and clicked on it.
There were still words inside, but Yunyun saw a photo of Sheriff Huahua.
He ran over, picked up the dictionary, and began to look up the unfamiliar words one by one.
[Please vote for our Sheriff in the Campus Cat Beauty Contest!]
[Sheriff! Sheriff! Sheriff! Black Cat Sheriff!]
[Damn it, Huahua is the prettiest!]
[Huahua looks fierce, pass, I suggest putting it in the handsome cat contest.]
[QAQ, why is no one voting for Yunyun this year?]
[Yunyun has been adopted, hasn't she?... Although the Cat Association hasn't had time to make an announcement yet.]
[If there is no announcement, you are still our school's cat! Please vote for Yunyun!]
[Yunyun Yunyun, we like you!]
After watching for a long time, Yunyun finally figured out what they were doing.
Maybe these students were bored, so they held a cat beauty contest and nominated twenty cats for voting.
At first, they were frantically scrolling through the screen, and then they started sending pictures to each other to discuss which cat was the most beautiful.
Yunyun was holding the tablet with a happy expression.
Of course I am the most beautiful kitten in the school.
As a result, after someone posted his photo, the next person followed up with a comment: [I don’t recommend voting for little yellow-haired cats. These shit-yellow cats are the most cunning.]
Yunyun:?
The cat was so angry that it was shaking all over. With the speed of an old man typing, it fumbled and typed on the screen: [Outrageous]
[I also kiss the yellow kitten 3]
Clinical Medicine Class 2 - He Jingyuan: [Insolent]
Yunyun had a serious expression and quickly found the voting link.
I want to defend the dignity of Huangmao.
I'm not a yellow cat!!
The voting link jumped to other platforms. Yunyun flipped through the interface and saw various comments under each cat's photo.
What irritated him the most was—
The Sheriff is actually number one!!!
Perhaps because the students knew that Yunyun was adopted, the orange and white long-haired kitten gradually withdrew from the competition.
People can tolerate it, but cats can’t!
Yunyun was so angry that she flipped through the dictionary while slowly making sharp comments using He Jingyuan's account.
Sheriff, really likes to play with poop, bad cat!
Huahua, loves to fight, love to grab territory, bad cat!
White cat, ugly color, bad cat!
…
After commenting for a long time, Yunyun finally commented on herself.
He typed on the keyboard word by word——
It’s not shit yellow, it’s golden yellow, a noble and good cat!
Comfortable.
Kitty returned to WeChat in a good mood, but suddenly a message popped up.
Looking closely, it was a person without any remarks.
"I just asked you to advance some money, but you're telling me all this nonsense in front of my relatives? It's really embarrassing for me."
He flipped through the chat history and quickly understood who this person was.
The father of sea crucian carp.
The cat is unhappy again.
Cats will also be unhappy when they see people who make sea crucian carp unhappy.
Actual practice has made Yunyun’s typing speed faster.
He Jingyuan: [Believe it or not, I'll get a hundred of my brothers to fly over and beat you up [fist] [fist]]
…
Just after class, before He Jingyuan had time to turn on the surveillance camera, he received an urgent call from Fang Die.
As soon as I picked up the phone, a voice full of doubt came from the other end.
"Brother?"
"Why are you secretly reviewing memorials during class?"
He Jingyuan: ...?