Chapter 278: Pre-Exam Cramming (Part 2)
Before the four people in 606 could react, they saw the red eyeballs turn and seemed to glare at the dining table specifically:
"Eat it, but it's such a disgusting and unnutritious thing!"
606: “…”
Then, the instructor gave us earnest advice: "You're still growing, and now that you have enough points , you should eat more delicious and healthy food. Look, the elves eat better than you."
Tonton was eating a bunch of smelly, green, sticky, white balls of unknown origin: "Chirp!"
agree!
The four of them looked at each other.
If they remembered correctly, White Dumpling was eating the stinky gift box bombs they had gotten during the "Crazy Wednesday" event. Inside were black and green garbage that had no use other than biological weapons. It was surprising enough that White Dumpling liked it, but the counselor also—?
"Yes, this kind of food is truly nutritious."
Outside the window, the red-eyed creature nodded approvingly. As it looked over, it saw that the white ball had finished making the porridge and started drinking the nutrient solution.
606: “…………”
I almost forgot, if the stinky gift box is the most incredible of all "foods", then the high-priced nutrient solution specially provided by the mall can definitely be ranked second. Its weird smell can make people go on a diet for three days if they accidentally smell it once.
So this is the flavor in your university town?
"Oh, forget it. I knew the other teachers' judgment was wrong. You are kind students, so even the elves you picked up and raised eat better than you do." The counselor sighed and returned to the topic.
"But you still have to understand that what you will face this time is unprecedentedly difficult."
Red Eyeball said seriously, "And from the moment you signed your admission ticket, there's no turning back."
"Thank you, counselor." Tang Xinjue replied calmly, "We understand."
But isn’t the most basic quality that allows a dormitory to survive to this day the courage to face difficulties?
The counselor snorted, "Understanding is one thing, but preparation is also necessary! Forget about anything else. Look at your current material conditions. Are they enough to take the final exam? Look at this shabby little dorm..."
He glanced around the expanded mezzanine and held back his words.
When did this dormitory become so big?
It immediately changed its perspective: "What's the point of having a big dormitory? It depends on its function. Although you have a TV, a kitchen, a storage room, defense facilities, and..."
After a few seconds of silence, it said in a strong voice, "But you definitely don't have enough props!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Guo Guo sensed something and immediately took the opportunity to stuff a large mouthful of beef brisket that he had just taken out of the hot pot into his mouth - the next second his body stiffened and his aura changed.
Apparently, the professional medium has been possessed again.
After being possessed, Guo Guo, or should I say the counselor, slowly raised his head, subconsciously swallowed the food in his mouth, and his expression suddenly changed:
"What's this?"
Tang Xin Jue: "This is hot pot, a nutritious and delicious food in our human world."
Counselor: “…Humph, nothing more than that!”
She glanced down and said, "I'll have another bite."
After the counselor had eaten most of the bowl with Guo Guo's body, it finally remembered the purpose of its visit. It immediately coughed seriously, put down the bowl, and stood up: "I came here this time to talk about something very serious!"
606 The other three: "Teacher, we are listening."
White Tuanzi: "Chirp! Chirp, chirp!"
"Well. First of all, you have to remember that a university town can be said to be relaxed but also have no restrictions, and strict but also difficult to follow, so you must be well prepared with props."
The counselor paced the dormitory with his hands behind his back, observing, "I promised you I wouldn't reveal the exam questions. Humph, don't even think about bribing the teacher in advance, because no one knows what the specific format of the graduation exam will be. Do you think improving your individual strength is enough? No, the dormitory's offense and defense systems must also be improved to prevent intrusion like you did last time..."
As it was speaking, it walked over to the claw machine and knocked on it casually.
"Thump, thump, thump!"
The moment the counselor touched the machine, the machine suddenly emitted a green light and a strange music sounded!
counselor:?
By the time it reacted , it had already been grabbed by a mechanical arm that rushed out of the claw machine. At the same moment, the huge red eyeball parked outside the balcony window also began to shake, and the impact caused the entire dormitory to shake slightly!
"What's going on? Is our dormitory going to collapse?"
Zheng Wanqing's expression tensed up, and she began to eat the rice in the bowl quickly to prevent the "last supper" from being wasted.
"It's so late and you're still eating." Zhang You frowned, his chopsticks moving quickly across the table as he shoved meat into his roommate's bowl. "Eat more meat! It's expensive!"
Tang Xinjue held a bowl of spicy chicken feet mixed with yogurt and observed the situation: "It didn't collapse, it just happened a little unexpectedly."
The specific content of this accident was that the counselor was arrested.
The dormitory balcony was empty, and in the claw machine that had returned to silence, there was a huge red eyeball pillow, and Guo Guo, who had suddenly regained control of his body and looked confused, was standing next to it.
…
"I'm sorry, this machine was originally out of power, and we don't know why it suddenly started."
When 606 personally "rescued" the counselor, Red Eyeball reappeared outside the window, deliberately keeping a distance of one meter from 606 dormitory, and then said:
"...It's okay. There are a lot of these things in the university town. They're all originally imperfect creations, with broken pieces scattered everywhere. Fortunately, they're generally neutral or friendly to you, and are rarely exploited by those, ahem, bad students."
Tang Xin Jue suddenly asked, "If the first version wasn't perfect, why wasn't the second version further improved?"
"Of course it's because there are so many things to fix. I could die of exhaustion a thousand times, so how can I take care of it all—"
The counselor's subconscious answer suddenly stopped, and his slightly complicated gaze fell on Tang Xinjue.
"You know a lot... has anyone told you?"
"I don't need anyone to tell me," Tang Xinjue replied. "Everything in the university town exists objectively. When we encounter it, we will naturally know it, right?"
"Well, it is."
The counselor was silent for a while, but he didn't refute her. Instead, he agreed with her words and just reminded her:
"But if you want to leave, don't actively seek or explore—especially during the exam. Don't show curiosity, understand?"
After getting 606's promise, it continued to mark the knowledge points for them with confidence:
"Although I can't reveal the exam questions, since you're the first dorm ever to take the graduation exam, I can give you a brief overview of the exam scope. It seems you've prepared quite a bit of supplies, so I won't dwell on that. The second most important thing is your understanding of the university town—and I'm talking about the parts you can proactively learn about!"
It was about to start talking, but suddenly the voice stopped:
"But I'm your counselor, so even these parts can't be told to you directly. But it's okay! I've urgently applied to the TV station for a science program. You must watch it on time tonight and take good notes!"
"Yeah!" Guo Guo nodded vigorously, then suddenly remembered something and quickly raised his hand to ask, "By the way, counselor, I have a question. If we successfully graduate, what should the prodigal, no, elf, do?"
She picked up the burping white ball from the washbasin and held it against the balcony window.
counselor:"……"
The big red ball and the little white ball stared at each other for a few seconds, and the red eyeball looked away first. "Well, I still have a lot of work to do, so today's pre-exam tutoring will end here! Anyway, you are still my most promising students. I wish you a successful graduation!"
After saying that, the red eyeball quickly disappeared from everyone's sight.
606:.
After so long, the counselor 's skill in changing the subject hasn't improved at all, but his speed of running away has become much faster.
The white ball shook his head: "Chirp! Chirp, chirp."
After this incident, 606 had no intention of celebrating in advance. Everyone only ate until they were 120% full and began to make strategic preparations before the final battle.
"Hic, I kind of want to buy Bai Zhi's healing auxiliary skill, but the upper limit seems to be quite low..."
Guo Guo had a large amount of points, but he felt a little distressed when browsing the mall.
"These special directions mainly depend on your talent. For example, if your talent is combat support, combining your final upgrade direction with Wanqing will maximize the effect."
Tang Xin Jue offered a suggestion: "As for my special abilities, they are quite compatible with Zhang You's, but I basically don't need to increase my specific skills anymore. Forcing them to upgrade would only waste points. It would be better to use them to buy group items."
She pulled out the toilet plunger. After a series of wonderful experiences with the customer service system, it seemed to have gained a lot of experience points, and the weapon level changed again:
【Toilet Plunger Lord (Level 4)】
[Take the toilet plunger and fight to the bitter end! It will conquer new territories for you until your death.]
"My skills don't need any more upgrades." Zhang You also shook his head and said, "If you need extra points, just tell me."
"Okay, but Sister You, what are you doing?"
Guo Guo raised his head and looked at his roommate in confusion: "There's a white light coming out of your hand."
Zhang You: "I'm using [recycling]."
Because the skill is in use, she cannot change her posture.
Guo Guo: "But you've been standing like this for half an hour."
Zhang You: “…”
To be honest, Zhang You herself was also puzzled. She could only temporarily attribute the reason to the fact that the "old thing" she summoned was a little special, and then continued to wait patiently.
After nearly ten minutes, the white light in her hand finally began to gather into a concrete shape, and then grew bigger and bigger in the air—
Guo Guo: "It's a bit dazzling."
Zheng Wanqing: "Do you need military support?"
Tang Xin Jue: "If it gets any bigger, it will be bigger than half the size of our dormitory."
Zhang You: "...It should have almost stopped."
As soon as the words came out, white light fell heavily from the sky! With a sound like a balloon exploding, the white light dissipated, and the four people looked at each other in surprise.
Guo Guo blinked: "Where's the thing? Where's that big thing?"
Zheng Wanqing lifted her chin and turned her around: "Behind you."
The moment he saw the scene in front of him, Guo Guo's mouth opened so wide that his jaw almost dropped: "This, this is not--"
Isn’t this the big office she came across twice in the copy?
How did it suddenly become another part of the expanded dormitory?!
