Chapter 273 And then...

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Jiraiya wanted to stick his chest up to the sky, and was obviously very satisfied with his own 'creativity'.

Especially the image of the 'Tailed Beast Beauty'... that was the product of his careful preparation and design.

Although it is just a tights, it is not an ordinary tights!

Whether it's the fabric, the tightness or the slits everywhere...it's all very particular, okay!

It can even be said that this outfit is the culmination of Jiraiya's decades of life insights and experiences.

Come on! Praise me!

Come on and praise me - hey, don't be shy.

Although he still kept his head held high, Jiraiya's eyes were already rolling around, ready to receive compliments from people at any time.

Only a genius like Jiraiya could come up with the combination of the tailed beast and the beautiful woman!

Yu Yue's mouth twitched.

It’s hard to say whether it’s a surprise or not, but your life may end here.

Ugetsu looked at the tall, dark-skinned beauty.

Although her skin color is very dark, but those twin tails, those huge breasts and the posture with her hands on her hips...

Even Ugetsu could see that the prototype of this "beautiful woman" was clearly Tsunade.

But compared to Tsunade, this 'tailed beast beauty' was wearing a sexy tights with her chest about to burst out, which was really a bit...

Hmm, I think there should be a sign saying no viewing for those under 16.

Ugetsu had no idea what the tailed beast would look like when it turned into a human, but the one in front of him was clearly a matter of personal preference.

Hmm... maybe it should be called 'bad taste'?

But then again.

How long has it been since you got rid of your fear of the tailed beasts and you're already digging into sexual fetishes?

"Should we say that humans are really chaotic, or should we say that sexual fetishes are always..."

After a brief pause, Yu Yue shook her head.

On the contrary, Uchiha Shisui, whose usually gentle and calm expression was shaken in an instant as if he had been hit hard.

"Master Jiraiya actually..."

Of course, he had heard about Jiraiya's "little hobby", but he had never paid much attention to it in the past. After all, ninjas have to go to the battlefield, and it is normal to have some little hobbies to reduce daily stress.

But he actually...

That 's a tailed beast!

No matter what, it is

The tailed beast that was once considered a 'natural disaster' actually did something so... disrespectful.

And that 'Tailed Beast Beauty'... that's clearly Lady Tsunade!

You offend two people at once.

Uchiha Shisui didn't know whether to blame the other party for his behavior or say, "He is looking for death."

"You don't understand now."

Seeing this, Jiraiya raised his finger and shook it as if to say 'you don't understand'.

"This is a brilliant innovation! A brilliant! Innovation!"

"Didn't Miss Ugetsu say that she wanted to eliminate people's fear and prejudice against the tailed beasts so that she could carry out the summoning beast project in the future?"

"I've thought about it and realized that to achieve this goal, we have to shockingly connect the tailed beasts with beautiful things that people love and think are harmless."

"And what fits this characteristic? Of course it's a beautiful woman!"

"Who doesn't like sexy...I mean a beautiful sister!"

Jiraiya said this with a righteous look on his face, as if he was really thinking about the public and Ugetsu's future projects.

"So don't think I'm doing this to satisfy my personal preferences or something. I'm doing this for everyone."

Listen to your nonsense.

Although what he said does make sense - who doesn't like beautiful women?

She also believes that as long as it can be equated with beauty, even if it is an alien, there will definitely be a group of people who like it.

But this has nothing to do with his sideline work.

"Speaking of which."

Yu Yue suddenly thought of an important question.

"Do tailed beasts really have genders?"

"No, that's not right. Can they really become humans?"

"Have you ever considered that if they can't become human...then your 'idea' is a lie?"

And based on her impression of the Ushi-ki, the other party seems to be more like a male... ?

"Of course, this is not possible..."

Jiraiya lost his temper midway through his words.

In fact, he didn't know whether the tailed beast could do it.

After all, no one has ever thought about this kind of problem in the past.

When it comes to the tailed beasts, people are too busy trying to hide from them, so why would they bother to study whether the other party can die or whether they have a gender.

"But they are tailed beasts after all, right!"

Seeing other people looking at me with less and less eyes

That's right, Jiraiya hurried to make amends for himself.

"Think about it, ninjas can use transformation techniques to change into various appearances and genders, so it makes sense that the tailed beasts with terrifying chakra backgrounds can't do the same, right?"

"I believe this is a very simple thing for them - as long as they are willing to learn, they can definitely do it!"

As long as it is not absolutely impossible, it is not cheating!

——I don’t know if the tailed beasts can do that.

Ugetsu looked behind Jiraiya.

His eyes changed from disgust to pity.

But it is true that you are in great trouble.

Not only Ugetsu noticed it, but Uchiha Shisui also noticed the person who arrived silently.

Only Jiraiya, who had his back to the gate, didn't notice it, probably because he wasn't paying attention.

"So actually... huh? Why are you looking at me like that?"

It’s neither disgust nor contempt. If I had to say it, it’s more like sympathy…?

pity?

Jiraiya suddenly felt a chill on his back and his hair stood up.

No, not feeling.

But there really is something terrifying and hard to explain behind it...

The mere existence of this person makes one breathless...

Jiraiya turned around with a click like a rusty machine.

"Alas------"

Behind him, Tsunade, who was not angry but laughing, showed an even brighter smile.

"Why don't you continue?"

"The tailed beasts turned into beautiful women, what a nice dream."

She walked forward step by step, and each step was steady... so steady that it seemed as if she was placing Jiraiya's life under her feet.

"But what's with that appearance... and that outfit?"

As she spoke, her beautiful eyes narrowed sharply.

It was like a knife about to cut Jiraiya .

Jiraiya:

"That's it..."

"Um...ah, Tsunade, aren't you busy today?"

He tried to change the subject awkwardly.

"Busy or not, there's still time to pick up some trash."

"Rubbish……?"

Jiraiya thought that he had been very abrupt in changing the subject, but he didn't expect Tsunade's answer to be even more confusing.

No, wait.

Considering the current situation...

"this

Rubbish... You're not talking about me, are you? "

Jiraiya pointed at himself.

Tsunade raised an eyebrow at that.

"Not bad, I didn't expect you to be so self-aware."

Tsunade smiled again.

"This saves trouble."

As she spoke, her hands grasped Jiraiya's shoulders like an iron clamp.

"Well then Ms. Ugetsu, I will take Jiraiya to take care of some personal matters."

Although there was nothing special about her tone.

But Ugetsu clearly saw the bulging veins on the hand that was pressing Jiraiya's shoulder.

Yu Yue believed that this effect would never be achieved without using the grip strength of the whole body.

Things have come to this, so Yu Yue certainly won't go against others.

So she unconsciously took a half step back until she felt herself bumping into Shisui. After she felt she had found support, she smiled and said:

"No problem, please do as you please Ms. Tsunade."

As long as we don't settle accounts with them, everything is fine.

——Although Yu Yue has already mastered the art of commanding ninjas.

But this did not mean that she was willing to negotiate with a ninja who was so angry that one punch could destroy the entire venue - especially under the premise that this negotiation was not necessary.

Whoever caused the trouble should clean it up.

Farewell, Jiraiya.

Since you are also a member of the Yuyue Store, we will find a suitable time to help collect your body.

Jiraiya: ???

Jiraiya showed an expression of disbelief.

He couldn't believe that he was given up so easily.

He is the chief writer of Ugetsu Store!

There are still many important works on hand - aren't these worth Miss Yu Yue saving herself at this time! ?

Yet in the face of Jiraiya's shocked, accusing look, Ugetsu simply, silently, averted his gaze.

Ah, the hosts over there seem to be discussing something, so as the person in charge, she has to go and take a look.

Oh, so busy.

I'm really too busy to spare any time to pay attention to other things.

Jiraiya's action naturally shocked not only Ugetsu and others.

Rather, everyone who saw this scene was shocked.

The audience was not surprised by the magic trick - after all, it is the world of ninja, so it's not surprising.

Many ninjas have done this themselves.

But a monster turning into a beautiful woman... Sorry, I've never seen that before.

Not to mention seeing it, I've never even heard of it.

For a while, people's attention to "Monster Turning into Beauty" even exceeded the performance on the field.

"So the true form of the tailed beast is actually like this..."

"I heard that there are nine tailed beasts in total... So what is that?"

"No, no, this is just a script. The reality is definitely not real."

"Have you seen the tailed beasts? That's what you said."

"I haven't seen it... Hey, it's alive and well, who wants to see a tailed beast? But I feel that if the tailed beast can really turn into a human, there wouldn't be no movement for so long."

Not only ordinary audiences were talking about it.

It also sparked widespread discussion among ninjas.

——After all, no one has ever heard of the tailed beasts having such abilities.

They even discussed whether there were any omissions in their intelligence network.

There is no way. It is difficult for pragmatic ninjas who pursue truth to understand something like "artistic processing".

Especially when it comes to the tailed beasts, which are both natural disasters and nightmares.

Even Hashirama Senju, who once captured all eight tailed beasts with his own hands, had an expression of shattered worldview.

"Madara... Madara, the tailed beasts shouldn't be able to transform into humans, right?"

He asked Uchiha Madara beside him with a trembling voice.

The man with his arms folded across his chest replied indifferently:

"How could I possibly know?"

"That's right, we went there together... Besides, wasn't Kyuubi once your summoning beast?"

"You two... um, haven't you communicated about this?"

He actually wanted to ask whether Kyuubi had revealed his human side after signing the summoning beast contract.

After all, Uchiha has the Sharingan.

Then let's do it. Even if it's a tailed beast, it will have to tell everything like a bamboo tube pouring beans, right?

Uchiha Madara: "...I don't know what you are thinking, but stop it, or I will tear your head off."

After so many years of bad karma, Uchiha Madara knew just by looking at the other party's performance that he was definitely not thinking about anything serious and reliable.

"I just want to ask you if the Kyuubi can transform into a human."

Senju Hashirama felt aggrieved.

"You don't even know this kind of thing, how could I possibly know?"

You yourself said that we went there together, so how is it possible that only one of us knew about it and the other didn't?

Are you trying to say that the Senju's intelligence is not as good as the Uchiha's? If so, he wouldn't mind accepting the compliment.

But when it comes to life, what does it matter whether it can turn into a human being?

"You really don't have, um, a little communication?"

Senju Hashirama raised his finger and made a 'just a little' gesture.

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Is it because of the Impure World Reincarnation body that turned this guy's head into a ball of mud?

Why can't I understand what people say?

He moved his fingers, but it was obvious that the body reborn from the Impure World Reincarnation would not feel anything.