Chapter 271 Novels are all lies
There is nothing missing in the Lei family villa, and the thing they lack the most is weapons.
Lei Xiaohu personally carried out a large pile of machetes and baseball bats from the garage. Many of the machetes were already rusted. If it were not for special circumstances, he would not have planned to use these weapons again, nor did he think about distributing them to others. These were all testimonies of his "glorious years".
Lei Xiaohu picked up a machete with a wrapped handle and slashed it in the air, saying maliciously, "We agreed not to fight back, right?"
Zhang Nianzu smiled and said, "No."
Ah San and Li Erhu also came over when they saw this. Ah San said suspiciously, "Brother Nianzu, you are playing too much, aren't you?" He saw that Zhang Nianzu didn't dodge the first blow. It was okay to be hit by a broomstick, but what would happen if he was hit by a knife? The tribe only has strong healing ability, but they don't have steel bones.
Zhang Nianzu said: "Don't worry, I'm not that squeamish."
Lei Xiaohu was afraid of any change, so he swung his knife and chopped at Zhang Nianzu's chest. Li Changgui stared at the blade of his knife, and seeing that the blade was almost touching Zhang Nianzu's skin, he moved as fast as lightning and used a half piece of wood to support Lei Xiaohu's knife, and Zhang Nianzu quickly dodged.
Lei Xiaohu said angrily: "Do you mean what you said? Are you kidding me?"
Zhang Nianzu had a cloth covering his face, but he could tell what had happened from the sound. He raised his head and said, "Changgui, don't stop him."
Li Changgui said worriedly: "Yes..."
Lei Xiaohu tied the knife handle and his hand together with a cloth strip and tiptoed towards Zhang Nianzu. Asan was about to speak up to remind him, but Li Changgui signaled him not to speak. Based on his understanding of Zhang Nianzu, Grandpa Zu was not the kind of person who was bored and reckless.
Lei Xiaohu chopped down again, this time aiming at the shoulder.
This gangster has a wealth of experience in both hacking and being hacked, and has also experienced sudden situations in which he and his enemies were fighting in the dark, so he sneered at the idea of "listening to the wind and identifying the shape" and absolutely did not believe in it. It is true that a person who has had many special encounters and a natural sense of danger is not easy to be killed in the dark. Even now, being approached quickly by someone in an environment with insufficient light will still alert Lei Xiaohu, which is an acquired survival instinct.
But you said you blindfolded yourself and let me chop you, and then you listened to the sound of the wind and dodged the knife. That is a plot that only happens in novels. It only takes a few tenths of a second to chop down. You are not the director of life. At this time, you give a close-up of the shiny blade, and then a close-up of the moving ear, the photographer rides in circles on a track car, and the protagonist dodges with slow motion - what are you thinking!
Facts proved that Lei Xiaohu was right. No one could predict the existence of the knife by the faint sound. Everyone saw clearly that the blade of the machete touched Zhang Nianzu's shoulder, but at this moment he retreated like a ghost without waiting for the blade to cut into the flesh.
In other words, Zhang Nianzu dared to do this based on the following idea: Although I cannot dodge in advance by relying on sound, as long as I am fast enough, I can dodge the moment the knife touches me.
The most disappointed one was Lei Xiaohu. He clearly felt that the blade had already cut him, but it slipped away at the critical moment. It was like when you use a fork to pick up an ice cream ball, but you find that it is a crystal ball...
Lei Xiaohu would naturally not give up. He turned his wrist and stabbed Zhang Nianzu a few more times. Zhang Nianzu stood there and let him chop him, but he always slipped away at the last moment. Lei Xiaohu became more and more angry the more he stabbed him. If Zhang Nianzu could perform a real "listening to the sound and identifying the shape" trick, he would have been convinced, or he would have felt better if he had just stabbed him hard. The bad thing was that he insisted on eating the crystal ball with a fork. Then you could hear the sound of knives flying around the field, while Zhang Nianzu was as ethereal as a feather. It's not that he wouldn't be hit by the knife, but that he would fly away the moment he was hit. Lei Xiaohu was so angry that his face was red and he was panting like a cow. It was estimated that his blood pressure would soar to the top and he would die .
Zhang Nianzu dodged and said, "Others, don't just stand there, come and chop me."
Li Erhu found it interesting and picked up a machete to join in.
Lei Xiaohu was stunned for a moment, then shouted to Li Erhu: "Chop it well, don't pull the side arm!"
Li Erhu said, "No." When he wasn't attacking, his knife was swishing in his hand , and it seemed that he had practiced. The two men attacked head-on, and then surrounded Zhang Nianzu from the front and back, but they still couldn't do anything to him.
Ah San said, "Uncle San, let's go and join in the fun."
Li Changgui nodded, and the two of them filled the two directions, almost surrounding Zhang Nianzu to death for a moment.
Theoretically, a slippery jelly cannot be picked up by one fork, two forks, or four forks from four directions. However, Zhang Nianzu has this ability: he can jump high and low, dodge and turn, and the blades of several machetes repeatedly approach him, but he repeatedly dodges them in various incredible ways. He has been thinking about the feasibility of this method for a long time these days. Today, an experiment actually worked. The most dangerous thing is actually the first test. He must be hit by it to activate the feeling on his skin and warm up the crisis. If Lei Xiaohu had made the first cut, 80% of Lao Lei's goal would have been achieved. Unfortunately, he missed the opportunity to make a 999-level cut.
The four people on the periphery can be said to be masters at various levels. Li Changgui and others were worried that Zhang Nianzu would get injured at the beginning, but later, as they failed more and more times, they became more motivated and devoted themselves to the game.
Uncle Bao's palms were burning as he watched from the side. He had long wanted to give it a try, but considering his current identity as a hermit, he felt a little embarrassed. He couldn't help but cough and said, "Do you need me to go there myself?"
The four men were tumbling around Zhang Nianzu in a stalemate. All four directions were saturated, and they had established a brief tacit understanding and alliance with each other. They didn't want anyone to cause trouble at this moment. Uncle Bao stepped forward a few steps and blocked the path that the men had to take to exchange positions. Ah San pushed him on the chest and said, "Get out of the way!"
Uncle Bao felt as if he was being pushed away by clouds and mist, and stumbled and fell more than ten meters away. When he was in mid-air, Uncle Bao suddenly realized one thing: he was not in the secular world, so he could not be considered a master, at best he was just an ordinary person...
Zhang Nianzu said, "If you have chopped enough, you can stop now."
Lei Xiaohu shouted: "I will never get enough of chopping you down!" As he spoke, he accelerated his attack.
Zhang Nianzu smiled and pointed his right index finger in front of and behind him. There was a clanging sound, and the four people's knives were broken by him one after another, and fell to the ground piece by piece. Zhang Nianzu pulled down the cloth on his face and said, "Let's stop here today."
Lei Xiaohu stared at the hilt of the knife in his hand in a daze, then suddenly threw it to the ground in anger and stomped on it twice like a child...
Zhang Nianzu took off his tattered shirt and held it in his hand, then turned around and went back to the house. His upper body was covered with red marks, but there was not a single broken skin spot.
Li Erhu frowned and concentrated for a moment, then suddenly said, "Just now, I felt that a few knives were cut, and then they were forcibly slid away. What about you?"
Ah San said, "It seems... there are indeed one or two knives that are like this, but I can't really say."
Lei Xiaohu jumped up and said, "I was so busy chopping that I didn't care about the feeling."
Li Erhu asked, "Could it be that Brother Nianzu has mastered some top-secret skills and has achieved great success in Kung Fu?"
Uncle Bao sat cross-legged on the ground and said quietly, "There is no such thing as great Kung Fu. Those in novels are all lies!"
