Chapter 27 Expulsion
The weather today is very good, very suitable for traveling and burying bodies.
Xiaozhen squatted down and looked at the man lying on the ground.
Mr. Cat pronounced: "He is dead."
"Throw away the body," said the chicken, "to prevent it from being discovered by the local humans."
"I'm not dead yet!!" the man on the ground yelled. From a human perspective, this was a handsome young man. But in the eyes of Mr. Little True Cat Captain Ban, this man was a dark blue Gnus orc with fangs.
The incident started two hours ago when Mr. Cat took on a new task from Boss Han.
This mission is very simple, just evict two aliens who don't pay their rent from their rented house. The reward is 4000 credit points.
According to the information, the two aliens who defaulted on their debts were the Faronians. The Faronians were not a cruel alien race, and except for their reproduction method that made most intelligent life forms feel unhappy, this race did not have many bad reviews.
The house they rented was in Jixiang Apartment.
This auspicious apartment building is not far from Xiaozhen's home, located behind a secluded community. Apart from the residents of the nearby community, there are almost no passers- by , making it an ideal secret residence for alien visitors.
Ji said that there was an alien tycoon who planned to stay for a long time and bought and invested in a lot of local real estate, and some houses were rented out specifically to alien visitors. Once something went wrong, they would need a one-stop alien intermediary like Boss Han + aftercare service to come in.
It is said that this time the two poor guys owed rent for half a year, which made their alien tycoon landlord unbearable and he directly submitted a commission to evict them.
In the eyes of the three Heart Eaters, it was not a big deal to drive away two Faron people who didn't pay. Xiao Zhen even thought that if they went there at noon to drive someone away, they could go home and have afternoon tea made by Aunt Li. But when they arrived at the apartment building, they found that things were a little beyond their imagination.
Before I even entered the apartment building, an object fell from the sky.
Xiao Zhen took a step back.
bump!
A man fell heavily to the ground from a high altitude.
Before Xiao Zhen could figure out how to act surprised, he found that the man who fell was someone they knew. This man was the Gnus man who had been in the previous mission to find the Husky ball.
The Gnus lay on the ground and twitched a few times.
"He's dead," said Mr. Cat.
"Dead." The chicken nodded.
"I'm not dead!" The Gnus sat up angrily.
Xiaozhen asked him which floor he fell from.
"15th or 16th floor." The Gnus muttered, "Did you also accept the mission to drive away the two damn Faron people?"
"Yes."
"Excellent," said the Gnus. "I came earlier than you. This mission is mine."
Mr. Cat raised his paw: "You mean the failed mission where you were beautifully thrown down from a great height?"
"This is my mission!" The Gnus man jumped up, and it seemed that even if he fell from a tall building, he would still be alive and kicking without any injury. The rumor that the Gnus man was thick-skinned and durable was indeed true.
Mr. Cat said: "There is no first come first served for the Bounty Guild's tasks. Whoever completes it gets it."
The chicken agreed: "That's right!"
The Gnus man frowned, and he held his chin with his hand, thinking for a moment, and then said, "I'll take 50%, and you 50."
This is really weird.
The three Heart Devourers exchanged opinions through brain waves.
(It's horrible that a Gnus would use his meager brain to negotiate with us.)
(I thought he would rush up to us and start a fight.)
(It seems that the Gnus have finally realized the usefulness of the brain.)
After a collective discussion, they agreed to the conditions of the Gnus people. The reason was simple: the fact that the Gnus people gave in showed that the Faron people above were not easy to deal with.
The two Faronians lived on the 16th floor of the apartment building. When Captain Ban, the little real cat, stepped into the elevator, he found that the Gnus was still standing outside the elevator.
"Why don't you come in?"
"I'll take the stairs." The Gnus turned and headed for the fire escape.
The elevator door closed.
Xiao Zhen said: "He did it on purpose."
Mr. Cat said, "I want to raise the IQ of the Gnus people to another level. He must have deliberately asked us to take the elevator."
Captain Madara said, "Will there be any problem with the elevator?"
"have no idea."
The elevator moved steadily upwards without stopping until the lights flashed on the 16th floor. The double doors swung open. In front of them was the elevator corridor on the 16th floor. Xiao Zhen stepped out and seemed to be in no condition.
The scenery changes instantly.
Xiao Zhen suddenly found herself in mid-air outside the building.
Before he could even utter an "ah", he fell straight down.
Ahhhhh…
bump!
Xiao Zhen lay on the ground, looking at the sky. Now he was lying on the ground outside the apartment building, almost where the Gnus had fallen. He knew that Boss Han's business was never a good one.
bump!
Mr. Cat fell on his side from a high place.
The chicken was circling in the air. "That's the benefit of having wings." It laughed at the man and the cat lying on the ground.
"Don't you think there's something wrong with the setting of chickens flying in the air?"
Xiao Zhen sat up. Except for a slight vertigo from hitting his head, his body was fine. This trap reduced the kinetic energy when the space was transferred and fell, minimizing the impact of the ground on the body. It seemed that this was why the Ganus people were not injured just now.
bump!
The Gnus fell from the sky and hit Xiaozhen.
"Hi~" Xiaozhen greeted him.
Gnus: "..."
Mr. Cat stood up, meowed, and said, "Let's sort out the current situation."
The Gnus said angrily: "The current situation is that the damn Faron people threw us out like garbage again! I will put a hole in their heads!"
"Please let us analyze it before we open the hole."
The two poor debtors were obviously well aware that the landlord had sent someone to evict them. In order to avoid leaving, the Faron people set up some kind of space trap.
Mr. Cat said: "This trap involves the mechanism of quantum entanglement, which is used to achieve point-to-point short-distance transmission. Although it is not clear how it is designed, it seems that elevators and stairs will trigger the trap."
"What do we do now?"
"Of course, I'll try to get back up there."
Ten minutes later.
Bang! Bang!
Xiao Zhen fell on his back, and Mr. Cat fell beside him.
bump!
The Gnus fell .
The Gnus jumped up: "I want ##￥%&^&%￥&@!"
"What is he talking about?"
"Probably something like chopping these two Faronians into paste."
The stairs didn’t work. The elevator didn’t work. Climbing the facade also proved a failure.
Mr. Cat said, "It seems that any invasion of this building will trigger the teleportation trap."
"Have you noticed?" Xiao Zhen stared at the Jixiang Apartment Building and said, "So far, no local human has passed by here, and no human has entered or exited the building."
"It's not time to get off work. Humans have always had a very regular schedule. And this rich man would only invest in houses that are rarely visited by locals and rent them to aliens."
"This alien tycoon really knows how to do business."
"After all, it costs a lot of money to deal with the aftermath of causing trouble. Even the rich will reduce risks and save money."
Chicken said: "Come to think of it, these two aliens are obviously so poor that they can't even pay the rent, but they have enough money to set up a space transfer trap."
Xiao Zhen blinked, he knew that this trap was not cheap, for example, he couldn't afford to pay for it.
The Gnus yelled, "They have money to set traps, but no money to pay rent. When I see them, I'm going to ￥%@#￥% them!#%"
"What is he talking about?"
"Something about the ruthless customs of the Gnus orcs in dealing with their enemies."
Xiao Zhen touched his chin and thought for a while before saying, "It's surveillance. They can't pay the rent. I don't think they can afford to cover the space trap on the 16th floor of this apartment. The Faron people are using surveillance to control the trap. "
"Oh?" said Mr. Cat, "That's much easier."
Xiao Zhen still had some signal jammers left from the last time he bought them for the exam. He stuck them on his skin and gave them to Mr. Cat and Captain Madara, and also gave one to the Gnus.
"My name is Darth Vader. My name in this area is An Tianxin.” The Gnus took the signal jammer solemnly and said, “We will work together on this mission.”
Once they accept the gifts from the other party, the Gnus will become easy to get along with and trustworthy. But Xiao Zhen's attention shifted to other places. "Vida? An Tianxin? Your name..."
"An Tianxin is the local name that Boss Han gave me." The Gnus said, "Any questions?"
"Your name is related to a great man that everyone admires." Xiao Zhen decided not to publicize the soap opera story of a disfigured and hand-broken boss who became a popular boss for the time being. After all, expelling the two Faron people is the most important thing at the moment.
They headed towards the Jixiang Apartment Building again and took the stairs to the 5th floor. Then they split into two groups. The chicken grabbed Mr. Cat and flew up from the window. Xiaozhen and An Tianxin took the elevator directly to the 12th floor and then took the stairs.
Just as Xiaozhen guessed, under the effect of the signal jammer, the Faron people seemed to no longer be able to accurately determine their location. They arrived at the 16th floor very smoothly. The Faron people's room number was 1603.
Xiao Zhen went forward and knocked on the door. An Tianxin hid nearby and pulled out his bolter.
After knocking on the door, Xiao Zhen was immediately teleported to the air outside the building. As he fell, he heard an explosion on the 16th floor.
At the same time that Xiao Zhen was transferred and disappeared, An Tianxin launched a bomb attack on the door.
Xiaozhen got up from the ground and ran back into the Jixiang Apartment Building.
If nothing unexpected had happened to Captain Mr. Cat and An Tianxin, they should have rushed into the Faron people's room.
He returned to the 16th floor and this time he was able to walk into Room 1603 without any hindrance.
A Faron was sitting on the ground with his head down. Another Faron was lying on the ground like a corpse. Faron had long, fibrous hair all over his body, a pair of tentacles on his forehead, and was taller than a human. The Faron lying on the ground stared straight at the ceiling with a dull look in his eyes. An Tianxin stood there at a loss. Mr. Cat and the chicken squatted on the side.
Xiao Zhen looked at the Faron man on the ground for a while, then asked An Tianxin: "What did you do?"
"I just blew up the door. I didn't do anything else!"
"She looked as if she were dead."
"It was like this when I came in!" An Tianxin shouted. He picked up another Faron and yelled, "What happened to your roommate?"
The Faron man let out a sharp cry, which made Xiao Zhen cover her ears. An Tianxin pulled out the grenade launcher and pointed it at the Faron man's head, "I will only count to three. One, two..."
"She's about to give birth," the Faron said obediently, "I just don't want anyone to disturb her laying of eggs."
Xiao Zhen looked at the Faron woman on the ground. Her body was swollen and stiff, her eye sockets were cracked and bleeding, and she had no trace of life. The three Heart Eaters started another mental meeting.
(I'm sure you've all heard about the Faron people's birth method.)
(The eggs inside her will drain her dry, leaving her a corpse.)
(I know. She'll explode and burst into a bunch of eggs.)
(……)
Xiao Zhen asked: "How long has it been? Is she going to give birth soon?"
"We just want to welcome our offspring undisturbed..." the Faronne muttered.
An Tianxin yelled, "Bullshit! If she lays eggs, the whole floor will be blown up."
The Faron sighed and said, "That's why I want an independent space where I won't be disturbed by others."
The chicken yelled, "You should go to the interstellar clinic in the local orbit, not here!"
“Why is there a chicken here?”
"Stop talking nonsense! Answer my question."
"I have no money. The boat ticket has used up all our credit points." The Faron man said righteously, "So I used my little money to buy a space transfer trap to drive away those who strayed in, so that she could complete the last step of the hymn of life without being disturbed."
"Her eggs will produce enough energy to blow up an entire floor!" An Tianxin shouted, "Even you can't escape, are you crazy?"
"Of course I am prepared." The Faronian pressed a button on his sleeve, and a silver space suit was wrapped around him. "This suit can withstand energy and explosions that are enough to blow down an entire building. I am prepared, gentlemen."
Xiao Zhen said: " But even if you are prepared, your room will be blown up!"
The Faron was stunned. “When I rented the house, I wrote down that it was for the Faron and his pregnant partner. I thought the landlord would default to giving us a safe house that was sturdy enough.”
"No, no, no!! The landlord would only think based on common sense that you would take your wife to the interstellar hospital in orbit when the egg-laying period is approaching!!" Xiao Zhen felt that his spirit was on the verge of collapse.
The Faronian's face froze. "Is that so?"
"Of course it is!" An Tianxin Xiaozhen and the chicken shouted together, "This is not the jurisdiction of the Milky Way civilization. What misunderstanding do you have about the local construction technology? You idiot!!!"
The Faron people looked as if they had suddenly realized something.
Mr. Cat said: "She...is about to give birth."
The eyes of the Faron woman who was lying on the ground suddenly turned into a terrifying scarlet. Her hands were shaking, and a tiny foreign body in her abdomen began to bulge and pulsate. She opened her mouth and let out a piercing and sharp howl, killing the nerves of everyone present.
Xiao Zhen shouted: "Where is your space transfer device? Quick!!"
The Faron man fumbled with a device in front of the monitor on the table. "Wait, I need to set it up."
“It’s too late!!”
An Tianxin kicked the window open.
Mr. Cat dragged up the Faron woman.
Her body began to swell, dark fluids struggling to tear at her skin.
Kicking the Faron man away, Xiao Zhen pressed the button of the space transfer device.
The next moment.
Bang!
The Faron woman exploded in mid-air outside the building.
Countless pieces of meat exploded in the air like fireworks, bringing up waves of air. Under the red flash, the glass windows of the building were all shattered. The trees on the ground rose and fell like waves, and after the cyclone of the explosion dissipated, they slowly returned to calm.
The chicken pointed at the broken window with its wing and said, "Is that your son or daughter?" It was referring to several grape-sized semi-transparent spherical particles stuck to the window, connected to each other by light red flesh membranes.
"She has 372 children in total." The Faron man reached out to take the eggs, his tone distressed, "We checked beforehand."
Four bounty hunters walked out of the room.
An Tianxin said: "Are we going to drive away this mentally retarded Faron man who lost his wife and blew up more than 300 children?"
"Or you can choose to retrieve those 300 eggs. We won't be able to get the credit points if we don't take care of the aftermath."
“@#￥%@#&^&EA@#￥@#TFEA…￥!!”
At this moment, Xiao Zhen didn't want to guess what An Tianxin was talking about. He just felt that if they accepted Boss Han's task again next time, they would be really stupid.
