Yunyun thought he hadn't heard clearly: "One hundred million cans of cat food, one hundred million! Did you hear that now?"

He Jingyuan rubbed his brows with a headache: "When did I owe you so many cans..."

"Of course I owe you this much." Yunyun immediately pulled He Jingyuan over and started to settle the accounts. "The first time you met me, you took my panties without my permission. The initial debt was five cans of cat food. Then you forcibly pinched my little bell, which is an even greater crime. You owe me one thousand cans of cat food."

"Grab my paw and make a cat print, and you'll be punished twice as badly, and get 10,000 cans of cat food. Kiss my paw, and you'll be punished three times as badly, and get 100,000 cans of cat food..."

As she spoke, Yunyun suddenly glared at He Jingyuan fiercely, a suspicious blush appearing on her cheeks. "You harassed me, said you wanted to fuck me, and made me lose face in front of the cat crowd. Your crime is ten times more serious!"

He Jingyuan looked uneasy after hearing this: "I didn't know that cat language meant this at the time..."

"Not only that, you also nibble on my ears and butt, and touch my body all over every day. Owing me 100 million cans of cat food is already a good thing."

Yunyun said, "You still have to thank me. If I didn't feel sorry for you, you would definitely owe me more than this can of cat food."

When Yunyun was still a cat, she had no problem with him doing these things. But now that he has become a human, he complains about his grievances in a human-like manner. It is so weird that it is hard to describe.

He Jingyuan frowned.

I used to be... a little too perverted.

Yunyun spread her hands towards him and asked for canned cat food. "So when are you going to pay back the money you owe me? Lin Qian also owes me frozen mussels and cat toys."

He suddenly thought of something and said in disbelief, "You don't want to pay it back, do you?"

Yunyun raised her fist and threatened, "Do you know that I have a very high status in school and I have over a hundred followers? Be careful or I will make it impossible for you to survive in school."

He Jingyuan's eyes swept across his angry face.

Very fierce.

cute.

He had offended the evil cat force in the school and inexplicably owed a loan shark a very high interest rate. He had to work for the rest of his life to pay off the debt.

"I will definitely return it." He Jingyuan said, "How do you want to return it? Can you offer something else as a replacement?"

After all, eating canned cat food every day is not good for your health.

Yunyun was in a dilemma. After a while, he said, "Then let me nibble on you too."

He Jingyuan:?

"You've bitten me so many times, it's only right that I bite you back." The kitten said as a matter of course: "Letting me bite you once will offset the cost of ten cans of cat food. It's a good deal, isn't it?"

It’s a good deal. It’s quite a good deal.

I don’t know who is taking advantage of whom.

He Jingyuan felt a headache. "No need to pay off the debt this way. I mean, how about exchanging the 100 million cans of cat food for human food, like stewed goose in an iron pot or braised carp? Anyway, it's what you like..."

The kitten licked its lips, its eyes shining.

Human food tastes much better than canned cat food!

Anyway, he can't eat canned cat food now, so it's obviously more cost-effective to switch to human food.

Yunyun performed a clumsy and heartbroken performance for He Jingyuan on the spot, reluctantly saying, "If I didn't feel sorry for you, I wouldn't do this..."

"Okay then..." the kitten said slowly, "I don't have to buy cat food and cat cans anymore."

But there are still a lot of cat food at home and in the dormitory.

Yunyun suddenly thought of the gang of homeless guys in school...

They may be a little reluctant, but you can find an opportunity to reward them with cat food when the time comes.

"Of course, it's a bit difficult to repay 100 million meals in this lifetime." He Jingyuan asked: "If you want anything else, I can buy it for you."

Yunyun shook her head.

Now the cat has food, water, and a home, it seems to have everything it needs.

He Jingyuan stared at him: "It seems you haven't bought any clothes yet."

I am going out to meet Teacher Li tomorrow, but Yunyun doesn’t have a decent piece of clothing yet.

He suddenly stood up, and Yunyun, who was originally leaning on He Jingyuan, suddenly lost her support and fell on the sofa as if she had no bones.

He Jingyuan went to get a measuring tape: "Go stand against the wall."

Yunyun walked to his side in a daze, with her back pressed against the wall. She saw He Jingyuan holding the tape measure with his fingertips and pressing it against the top of his head.

The measuring tape fell to the ground with a clatter. The kitten tiptoed secretly, but his trick was discovered by the human, who pressed him down with a palm.

"Stand still." He Jingyuan put away the measuring tape and read out the number: "172."

Yunyun exclaimed, "Wow!" "I'm so tall."

Just when he was about to show off to He Jingyuan, he put his hands on his hips and raised his head, and the cat fell silent.

Damn it, how can a sea crucian carp be taller than me!

"Did you include my ears in the calculation?" Yunyun shook the cat ears on her head. "This should also be counted in my height."

He Jingyuan: "Including the cat ears, it's 176."

Yunyun: QAQ

It’s still not that high.

After knowing the height, He Jingyuan opened the orange software: "What color clothes do you want?"

Yunyun said without hesitation: "I want yellow!"

Yellow is a symbol of power and majesty!

Only yellow is worthy of the noble little yellow cat!

He Jingyuan typed in a few keywords and handed the phone to Yunyun: "Pick it yourself, and tell me what you like."

The kitten imitated humans, swiping on the phone screen, scanning the prices of each piece of clothing, and a hint of fear slowly appeared in its eyes.

Why...they are all clothes that cost four figures.

All of Hai Crucian Carp's money must be used to pay off his debts. If he spends it all on clothes, Hai Crucian Carp will become a homeless person.

Yunyun returned the phone to He Jingyuan: "No, we cats have fur and don't need clothes."

He Jingyuan looked at his flushed face and said, "But you are a human now, you don't have hair on your body anymore, so you have to wear it."

"But..." Yunyun said in a muffled voice, "It's a bit expensive."

expensive?

He Jingyuan took a few glances and found that most of the items were clothes with two-digit numbers, with a few three-digit and four-digit numbers occasionally.

It won’t be expensive.

Yunyun's beautiful eyes were wet, and He Jingyuan's throat suddenly tightened and his heart was gripped.

"No need to save money for me." He Jingyuan said, "It's not expensive at all."

The kitten pointed at the number on the screen and said, "It's very expensive. This dress has four figures."

He Jingyuan: ...

He Jingyuan: "Didn't you see the decimal point in the middle?"

Yunyun asked blankly, "What's a decimal point?"

Turns out he's still an illiterate cat. He Jingyuan patiently explained, "The decimal point means don't pay attention to the number after it. How many numbers are there before the decimal point for the dress you're talking about?"

"Two."

"Then this dress is worth two digits." He Jingyuan explained and added the dress to the shopping cart.

The cat stayed there to digest the thought for a long time before finally coming to its senses. It happily held its phone and continued to pick out clothes for itself.

Soon, Yunyun saw a very nice piece of clothing.

It is yellow, and the little man in front of the clothes is wearing the emperor's hat, which is very kingly and domineering, and matches his temperament very well.

Yunyun immediately took out her phone and showed it to He Jingyuan: "He Jingyuan, I want this."

He Jingyuan's eyes went dark.

The dazzling yellow color, with a dragon picture printed on top, is particularly eye-catching.

There are two words printed at the bottom:

Bold!

"This is not allowed." He Jingyuan refused seriously.

Yunyun held her phone and said, "What if I really want this dress?"

He Jingyuan: "...I will kneel down and beg you."

Yunyun didn't dare to accept it.

This time, humans no longer believed in the kitten's aesthetic taste and picked out some nice clothes for him.

But problems followed.

How am I going to sleep tonight?

When I first chose this house, I considered that it was for one person and one cat, so there was only one room. I also hoped that Yunyun would become my sleeping kitten and accompany me to sleep every day in the future.

The long-term loneliness made He Jingyuan unable to adapt to living with another human being. Even in the dormitory, as soon as the bed curtains were drawn, he and Lin Qian would become quiet at the same time without saying a word.

The sofa can sleep one person.

But before he could even utter the words "I'll sleep on the sofa", Yunyun in front of him yawned loudly: "I'm sleepy, let's go to bed."

As soon as he finished speaking, the person in front of him suddenly disappeared, and his clothes fell to the ground, with a bulge in the middle, moving around inside.

After a while, a little orange cat came out.

He Jingyuan: ...

He still found it hard to accept this scene of the cat turning into a living creature.

Yunyun cat raised its tail, picked up the small yellow croaker, and pounced on its cat bed.

There is an orange-shaped kitten bed at home. Sleeping in it feels like being held in the arms of a human.

The kitten used the small yellow croaker as a pillow and lay down underneath, stepping on the milk comfortably.

He Jingyuan couldn't help but laugh at himself. He was thinking too much.

He Jingyuan turned on the air conditioner in the living room and returned to his room helplessly, lying on his back on the bed.

He hasn't had a good night's sleep in a long time.

Now that the cat is found, I can finally rest assured.

He stared at the ceiling. The tree trunks outside the window cast hazy and blurred shadows on it, but his heart felt like it was being scratched by a cat's claws.

It's completely different from what I imagined.

Yunyun should now jump lightly onto the bed, rub her fluffy body against his palm, then use his arm as a pillow and sleep directly next to him.

Instead of like now, one sleeps inside and the other sleeps outside.

The cat outside was still motionless.

He Jingyuan turned over and made up his mind.

If Yunyun turns into a cat to sleep again tomorrow, he will bring in the cat bed.

If you can't touch it, you can just look at it to satisfy your craving.

With this thought in mind, He Jingyuan fell asleep in a daze, and that night he dreamed that he was petting a cat.

Yunyun lay on the bed obediently, allowing him to play with her. He kissed the cat's mouth, touched the cat's head, and sucked the cat's belly unscrupulously.

The kitten was becoming more and more impatient, and its tail was wagging loudly.

When he was about to taste the most delicious cat ears, a "cracking" sound suddenly came from outside the room, which scared He Jingyuan awake.

I touched my phone and it was three in the morning.

This is when cats are most active.

The kitten slept comfortably until this time, and the genes in its bones received the signal to get up.

Yunyun yawned sleepily, her claws scratching the cat bed unconsciously, and consciousness gradually returned.

He leaned out half of his body and stretched out his body using the height difference between the cat bed and the ground. His ears twitched slightly, and then he began a hard day's work.

He raised his hind paws, lowered his head and licked it fiercely.

It’s better to be a cat. It’s so comfortable to lick the fur.

After carefully cleaning her two hind paws, Yunyun turned over and scratched He Jingyuan's door with her tail bent.

There was no movement inside.

The cat flew into a rage and started cursing—

So lazy! I've already gotten up and started working!

Her stomach was growling with hunger, and He Jingyuan didn't prepare any midnight snacks and left them outside for him to eat at any time. Yunyun had no choice but to run to the express box by the door, stuff herself in, and start punching with her sharp teeth.

The cardboard box rotted after a while.

The cat climbed out, looked at the cardboard box with disgust, walked to the bathroom, jumped onto the sink, and stared at itself in the mirror.

Yunyun turned into a human and then a cat, looking at herself curiously.

Then he raised his paw and slapped the mirror several times.

Fun.

Yunyun had a fight with herself in the mirror.

After being tired, he sat back in the cat's bed to rest. He looked around the house and suddenly saw the cat toy on the display cabinet.

The feathers are exposed and fluttering gently.

Yunyun squatted on the ground, staring at the feathers for a long time, then suddenly lowered her body and moved her hind paws.

It suddenly pounced upwards, caught the feather in its mouth, and when it dragged it out, the things on the cabinet fell down with it.

Crash——

He Jingyuan immediately got up from the bed and opened the door.

The kitten was frightened and ran away everywhere, then crawled into the cat's nest, looking at him with a pair of timid eyes.

He Jingyuan heard that the cat was parkouring outside all night and couldn't sleep at the end. He picked up Yunyun, resigned himself to cooking for the cat and teaching it how to wash its face and brush its teeth.

At eight o'clock, the two set off on time.

He pulled out a piece of clothing from his high school days from the closet and gave it to Yunyun. Although the size was a little big, it was barely enough to fit her.

The meeting place was in a hotel in Yuncheng.

Before coming here, He Jingyuan searched the resume of Teacher Li on the Internet and had some preliminary understanding of him.

His life started out ordinary. He was admitted to university and after graduation he was hired as an animal keeper at a provincial zoo. But his career took off and he was promoted all the way. Now he works at the State Forestry and Grassland Administration, his position is unknown.

Many celebrities and internet celebrities also know him, such as the game anchor that Lin Qian often watches, who has a close relationship with him.

He Jingyuan's expression suddenly became a little strange.

Lin Qian would watch the live broadcast of the anchor while having dinner. He Jingyuan also took a few glances. The anchor would kiss the bird on his shoulder after playing a few games.

I used to think it was quite interesting, but now I just find it terrifying when I think about it...

Yunyun, who had transformed from a cat into a human, kept trying to defend herself: "I really didn't mean to touch the box. It's all your fault. How could you leave the cat teaser out there and tempt me to bite it?"

"It's my fault." He Jingyuan said, "I won't leave it there next time."

He looked at the room number sent by the other party on the phone, walked up and knocked on the door gently.

The door opened quickly, and He Jingyuan recognized him as Teacher Li at a glance.

Before he could say hello, Xiao Li stared at Yunyun's ears and tail that had popped out in horror, and pulled the two of them in.

"How can you expose yourself so casually?" Xiao Li said in panic, "You will be exposed like this."

He Jingyuan said: "It's okay, nothing serious happened along the way. They will just think Yunyun is a second-dimensional person."

Xiao Li:?

"I'd better not do that next time." He said with lingering fear: "What if I get found out one day?"

But Yunyun couldn't fold up her ears and tail.

Just as the idea came to my mind, Yunyun beside me said "Oh": "Then I'll put them away."

In a flash, the ears and tail were gone.

He Jingyuan stared at him, "Can you fold up your ears and tail?"

Yunyun: "Yes."

"Then why didn't you collect it yesterday?"

Hearing this almost interrogative remark, Yunyun shouted back, "You were the one who said you can wear whatever you want in school."

Bad Sea Crucian Carp QAQ

Xiao Li awkwardly interrupted their conversation and handed He Jingyuan a form to fill out. "I've explained everything I need to say on WeChat these past few days. Our main task here is to register the animals that have transformed into humans, and then enter them into the archives."

"At the same time, we will also provide him with a legal and compliant identity so that he can go to school and find a job normally."

He Jingyuan had everything ready and handed him his ID card and household registration booklet: "Thank you, Teacher Li."

Xiao Li smiled cheerfully: "No need to call me Teacher Li, it's okay, haha, it makes me look quite noble."

He Jingyuan: "Thank you, Uncle Li."

Xiao Li:?

Yunyun also politely followed suit and said, "Thank you, Uncle Bird."

Uncle Bird with a strong bird smell.

Xiao Li: ? ?

He was shocked by the title "uncle" and glanced down at He Jingyuan's age.

Nineteen years old...

Well, it’s true that I should call him uncle.

Xiao Li took a sip of water awkwardly. "You haven't graduated yet. Have you discussed the matter with your family about the addition of another person to your household registration? If they disagree, I can come forward to explain."

He Jingyuan lowered his eyebrows and said, "No, they all agree."

He thought for a moment and decided to use the name given to Yunyun by the students of Yuncheng University, Yunyun.

The kitten's ID card will be mailed in a few days. The process went very quickly. Xiao Li drew a tube of blood from Yunyun and took it back for examination. Basically, there was nothing serious.

"Today I'm mainly going to talk to you about Kitten's studies and career." Xiao Li glanced at Yunyun and said cautiously, "From the small animals I've come into contact with, most of them are illiterate."

He Jingyuan had already seen it yesterday.

Yunyun's eyes widened as she retorted, "I'm not illiterate."

"I'm from a 985 university!"

Xiao Li's eyes lit up: "Is this true?"

He remembered that when he was in college, many stray cats liked to run into the classroom to sleep. Maybe Yunyun's IQ has become extremely high due to the influence of these cats.

Xiao Li pointed casually at the paper and said, "Look at this word, what is it?"

"Yun."

Yunyun answered quickly. This was his name, and it was written on the first kitten bowl that Haijiyu gave him.

Xiao Li pointed again: "What about this?"

Yunyun frowned, almost staring a hole in the paper.

After a long while, the kitten raised its head with a serious expression: "Why should I tell you?"

Xiao Li understood: ...

He retracted his finger, turned around and said to He Jingyuan, "Anyway, remember to make him study hard. Knowledge can change the fate of small animals. Don't think they are stupid and get tired of teaching them. They are all very smart."

"We have a bird here. Its owner forced it to study English every day. It scored 6 points on the IELTS and went to study abroad."

Xiao Li added: "Of course, I don't mean that you should just dream of getting into a prestigious school. The most important thing is to study hard."

Although He Jingyuan didn't say anything, he was listening carefully: "Okay."

"Then I just took him out for walks more often. University is a great environment, so I tried to integrate the cat into it."

He Jingyuan still said: "Okay."

"Then there's another problem." Xiao Li suddenly touched his nose awkwardly. It was a bit difficult to talk about this with the children who were still reading. "Even though Yunyun's transformation period is over, her estrus period hasn't yet."

A trace of confusion flashed across He Jingyuan's eyes.

He wasn't quite sure why this matter had to be mentioned specifically, and he thought about it silently for a long time.

"So..." He Jingyuan asked carefully, "Do we still need to sterilize Yunyun?"

Is this really not illegal?

Xiao Li: ...

Xiao Li: "You are a bit vicious."

Yunyun looked horrified, feeling a chill down her spine. She angrily shouted at He Jingyuan, "You're so vicious!"