Chapter 26: Dark clouds are hanging over your head, and disaster is imminent
"Are you disturbing my sleep?"
The beggar opened his sleepy eyes and cursed impatiently: "Cry, cry, cry!"
"Isn't it just that a man died? There are men everywhere in the world. If one dies, you can just find another one. Why are you crying?"
"Please help me, old immortal!"
The woman just kept kowtowing and begging.
The beggar was extremely impatient. He looked at the young woman for a few seconds, then suddenly laughed and said, "Hey, what do you think of me, a beggar?"
"In terms of looks, I'm much more handsome than your scary dead husband. Since I 'm going to die anyway, why don't you just follow me?"
The beggar's words were immediately despised and cursed by the people around him. They said he was shameless for taking advantage of a widow's misfortune and molesting her.
"What are you arguing about? If you have the guts, come and save him?"
The beggar had no shame at all. Instead, he pointed at the people around him and yelled, "You have no ability, right? Then get out of my way!"
His words immediately angered some people who were filled with righteous indignation, and several strong men rolled up their sleeves and wanted to come over to teach him a lesson.
But he was stopped by his companion.
Gathering a group to fight in broad daylight is a serious crime.
At this time, the young woman's face was flushed, and it was unclear whether she was ashamed or angry.
The beggar was very proud and glanced at the people around him with disdain.
Then his eyes rolled, he chuckled, and suddenly his throat rolled, making a disgusting strange sound.
The next moment, he spat out a ball of yellow-green thick phlegm, held it in his hand, and handed it to the woman's mouth: "To tell you the truth, you are already dead, I can't save you."
"But it would be okay to let him come back to life and continue your relationship with you for a few more days. After a few days, you can return his body to you and bury him properly."
"But I have already helped the beggar once, but he didn't listen to my advice and lost his life. It was all his own fault. If he wants me to save him again, it will be in vain."
"If you can eat this, it proves that you don't despise me as a beggar and are willing to let me be your man. Then I will bring you back to life and let you two continue your old love for a few more days."
Jiang Zhou and the people around him felt their throats churning and almost vomited just by looking at the thick phlegm.
The young woman was not only disgusted, but also almost closed her eyes because of the stench.
"This is too much!"
"That woman, don't pay any attention to this crazy beggar!"
"Yes! He is clearly taking advantage of someone's misfortune. How can you humiliate and tease a woman in broad daylight?"
"Go and report to the authorities! Have the Ministry of Justice take this filthy thing away!"
The onlookers cursed angrily.
The young woman sobbed.
But when she thought of what her husband's teacher had said, she looked at her husband's horrific body beside her.
At least she can live for a few more days, and her husband's body can be restored, which is decent after all.
I thought about closing my eyes, snatching the filthy thing from the beggar, and swallowing it all in one gulp.
I just felt something like cotton wool rolling down my throat.
"Hahahaha, I never thought a beggar could have a beautiful woman fall in love with him in this life. That's enough, that's enough."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Under the green locust tree, the beggar had disappeared without a trace.
All I could hear was bursts of laughter fading away.
The young woman was filled with shame and anger, and thought that the beggar was deliberately teasing and humiliating her.
The more I thought about it, the more embarrassed I felt, and the angrier I felt, I almost fainted on the spot.
Suddenly I felt a strange itch in my chest and couldn't help coughing violently.
His throat rolled and he coughed out the yellow-green substance he had just swallowed.
The onlookers exclaimed in surprise.
It turned out that the filthy thing fell into the bloody corpse's empty chest cavity and turned into heart, lungs and internal organs.
My heart is beating fast.
The cut open chest slowly healed.
Even new skin slowly grows on the body.
But in just a few breaths, Wu Shusheng regained his appearance before his death, leaving only a small scar on his chest.
The young woman cried for joy and quickly took off her sackcloth and put it on her husband.
Jiang Zhou also stared with his eyes wide open.
The living dead, flesh and bones?
This is simply a magical method.
It was happening right before my eyes, and the shock was indescribable.
After the excitement, the crowd gradually dispersed.
However, this strange thing still caused a lot of discussion.
Jiang Zhou saw that Mr. Wu and his wife were supporting each other and leaving, so he also walked back.
Suddenly, a laugh came from my ear: "Boy, there is a dark cloud over your head. In a few days, disaster will befall you."
Jiang Zhou frowned slightly, paused for a moment, then returned to normal without stopping.
He recognized the voice as that of the beggar.
To be mysterious.
I won't pay any attention to you.
In fact, it was this beggar who made him feel a little weird.
Although his methods were amazing, his actions were crazy and unconventional, so he didn't want to marry someone higher than him.
For no reason , who knows why he came to me?
If he gets the urge to eat a bite of that thing, it would be a lot of fun...
Jiang Zhou didn't think he could beat a man who could bring the dead back to life with just his spit.
"Boy, aren't you afraid of death?"
The voice that came to my ears was a little surprised.
Jiang Zhou saw a flash before his eyes, and on a tree not far ahead, a dirty beggar was half lying on a branch, looking at him with a smile.
well……
It seems that there is no way to escape...
I had no choice but to smile: "Why are you teaching me, senior?"
"hey-hey."
The beggar crossed his arms and looked up at the sky: "Teach you? Why should I teach you? Who are you to me, the monk?"
Old monk?
Jiang Zhou took a closer look and found that the beggar had disheveled hair, was barefoot, and wore tattered clothes that barely covered his body. However, he did have a string of Buddhist beads hanging around his neck and chest.
It was just so black and greasy, almost the same color as his skin, and you couldn't really see it unless you looked carefully.
"So, Senior, do you think I have a unique skeleton and want to sell me a secret manual so that I can save the world ?"
Jiang Zhou had no intention of getting close to these weird masters, so he just made up a joke that no one could understand.
You know what, this beggar really looks like a good person.
"Sell you the peerless secret manual?"
The beggar was stunned and completely confused.
"Um……"
Jiang Zhou saw him scratching his bird's nest-like hair with his pitch-black claws, with a thoughtful look on his face, as if he was actually considering the feasibility of this sentence.
Then he showed a look of delight and kept saying, "Interesting, interesting, interesting!"
"Boy! You are far from having a fine bone structure. With your body, even if there is a peerless secret manual, it would be a waste for you to practice it! Do you still want to save the world?"
"If it were someone else, even if you knock your head and break it, no one would be willing to teach you the true method."
The beggar raised his head and glanced at him, saying disdainfully: "But I just want people to be unable to imagine or guess! Just as you said, this old monk will sell you the peerless secret book!"
Jiang Zhou: “…”
This beggar spoke incoherently, sometimes calling himself "Laozi" and sometimes calling himself "Old Monk" .
He was shaking his head, as if immersed in his own world, acting crazy.
Jiang Zhou didn't want to gain any benefit from him, nor did he want to cause any trouble. He moved slowly, as if to change direction and leave.
