Chapter 256: Human cubs are the most terrifying creatures
Early in the morning, Linzhou came to his mother's friend's house as promised, sat on the sofa, and looked at the little boy in front of him.
"May I have your name?"
"Uncle, just call me Duoduo." The little boy answered seriously, holding a few math papers in his hand, "Uncle, my mother said you are a college student, so I want to ask you for help on a question I don't understand."
Although he was called uncle, Linzhou didn't feel unhappy at all. It was so nice to be a generation older than him for no reason.
But when I asked him questions, questions for third graders in primary school, he answered them without even asking.
So Linzhou didn't say anything, he stood up and took the child to the desk, saying gently, "It's okay, brother will teach you."
"Well, thank you, brother. Let's do the math problems first." The little boy named Duoduo spread out the paper, picked up the pencil carefully, and pointed to a fill-in-the-blank question.
Following the child's finger, Linzhou looked at the question.
[Three people drank three buckets of water in three days. How much water did nine people drink in nine days? ()]
After just glancing at the question, Lin Zhou answered immediately, "Three people need three buckets of water in three days, nine people need nine days, of course..."
Halfway through his words, Linzhou suddenly fell silent, reached out to take a piece of white paper from the table, and prepared to calculate with a pen and paper. It must be wrong for nine people to use nine buckets of water in nine days.
Are the questions for primary school students so brain-teasing nowadays?
At that time, he was in the sixth grade and at most was a chicken and rabbit in the same cage...
What the hell is this...
If he was in high school, he might hesitate but he would definitely be able to figure it out. But unfortunately he is a college student now, and this really stumps him.
Lin Zhou, who was calculating with pen and paper, felt something was not right, so he could only call Jiang Xiyue.
The girl was lying on the bed without changing her pajamas. "Zhou Zhou, what are you doing? I want to sleep in..."
"Help me quickly, I'll give you a reward when I get back." Linzhou turned the camera, pointed it at the test paper on the table, and then took a picture of the question for Jiang Xiyue to see.
The girl just glanced at the question and gave the answer.
"Twenty-seven barrels."
"Why? Send me the calculation process..." Linzhou's face was full of shock. He is indeed a top student. Fortunately, he went to draw, otherwise it would be too much.
It took about a minute for Jiang Xiyue to send the calculation process over, and then made a soft and cute voice.
"Let me sleep a little longer, I'm so sleepy~~~"
Afterwards, the call was hung up. Linzhou looked at the calculation process above and began to explain the problem to Duoduo.
"Look, three people drink three buckets of water in three days, which means each person drinks one bucket of water in three days, which means one-third of a bucket of water a day..."
After patiently explaining the story to the children, Linzhou looked at the children who seemed to understand but not quite, and sighed helplessly.
"Have I explained it clearly? If not, I'll explain it to you again."
"No, thank you uncle. You can just record a video for me. The teacher requires us to exercise at home during the holidays." The little boy named Duoduo found a mobile phone and handed it to Linzhou, then he took the skipping rope and prepared for the activity.
After clicking on the recording button, Linzhou began to act as a human stabilizer again.
The children started to move around, as if they had unlimited energy, and began jumping rope on the spot.
Linzhou was sitting on the sofa, recording and watching quietly, and secretly taking photos and sending them to Jiang Xiyue.
The children danced very hard and Linzhou was very happy watching them because he felt like a teacher.
But less than a minute after he started dancing, there was a knock on the door. Linzhou got up and opened the door. A man with tattoos was standing at the door. When he saw Linzhou, his expression became serious.
"Can't you let me sleep so early in the morning? Are you destroying the house?"
"Brother, I'm sorry. I have kids at home and I'm recording their physical education homework. It will only take five minutes..." Linzhou apologized in a very serious tone.
As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person. Seeing that Linzhou had a correct attitude, the eldest brother stopped talking.
"Okay, let him dance. I'm going downstairs to buy groceries. "
Linzhou felt relieved only after seeing his elder brother turn around and enter the elevator. There was also the issue of the grandmother's personal safety when taking care of the baby.
After returning to the sofa and helping the child finish the rest of the recording, Linzhou looked at the child and continued to ask, "Do you have any plans for the morning?"
"Then the only thing left is the science homework, but I don't have to do that today. Uncle, please play games with me." After saying that, the child swiftly turned on the TV and connected the ancient red and white game console.
Looking at the game appearing on the screen, Linzhou was happy. It was finally his strong point.
Super Mario, he can slide all the way.
Because there was only one controller, the little boy looked at Linzhou and started to talk about the rules, "We each have one life. If I die, it's your turn to play."
"No, just play by yourself."
Looking at the screen of his mobile phone, Linzhou replied to five "received" messages in three groups.
Since I entered university, my daily task is to reply to messages I have received. Basically, I have replied to all the messages I have received in my life.
Sometimes, I even want to follow the Internet cable and eat all those teachers. No one can escape. I will eat whoever I see. Just eat, eat, eat, eat.
While Linzhou was complaining in his mind, the boy was still very serious.
"No, this is fun only if two people play together."
"You said, aren't you afraid that I won't die and you won't be able to play?" Linzhou looked at the boy next to him, remembered something, went to his schoolbag to find the chocolate he had prepared in advance, and handed it to the little boy.
The little boy took the chocolate, put it aside and started the game.
The initial mechanism is still very smooth, but it is quite standard. It is not invincible, nor is it a speed run, but every detail is remembered clearly, and it seems that I have played it a lot.
Linzhou felt relieved after the little boy started playing the game.
Sure enough, children playing games are the quietest.
Linzhou took out his computer from his bag out of habit and prepared to write some copy. The next production would not be a short film of a few minutes.
At least you have to create a plot and then set up a lot of traps in it.
Just as the computer was turned on, a child's voice came from behind, "Uncle, it's your turn."
Seeing the handle handed over by the other party, Linzhou also smiled, walked forward to take the handle, and sat next to the little boy.
Soon, a child's scream was heard in the small living room.
"Amazing! How did you do that?"
"Okay, I'll teach you." Linzhou slowed down the key pressing movements so that the little boy could see clearly.
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When leaving at night, Linzhou stood at the door, watching his aunt going home, and put on his schoolbag with a chuckle, "Aunt, I'm leaving. The child is very well behaved. He doesn't even need anyone to watch him while doing his homework. He is much better than when I was a child."
Before the aunt could thank him, the little boy spoke, his tone serious and sincere.
"Uncle, can you marry mom?"
