Chapter 251: Happy Buddha

Huashan Villa.
Yao Ji was weaving clothes for Yang Jian with the cloud silk and rainbow thread she had collected herself, when she saw the Third Holy Mother coming back. She was a little surprised: "Chan'er, didn't you go back to the Third Holy Mother Temple? Why are you back again?"
The Third Holy Mother said angrily, "Mother, Li Anran is really going too far!"
Yao Ji was stunned: "What happened to the Prison God? Did he come to Huashan?"
"Not only did he come, he also relied on his status as a deity to bully a wounded mortal!"
When the Third Holy Mother thought of Liu Yanchang's miserable appearance just now, she felt an inexplicable anger in her heart.
But mixed with this anger was irritability, as if something bad had happened.
The Third Holy Mother vaguely sensed something was wrong, but her mind was soon blinded by the magic and she could not calm down and think carefully.
"Bullying mortals?" Yao Ji's face was full of confusion.
The Third Holy Mother nodded and recounted what had happened before.
The Third Holy Mother's mind was bewildered by the magic of the Laughing Buddha, and she did not realize how rude Liu Yanchang's previous words were. She simply ignored them as if they were unimportant, and only focused on how miserable Liu Yanchang was and how superior Li Anran was.
Yao Ji looked at the Three Holy Mothers who kept accusing Li Anran in front of her, and a hint of surprise and confusion flashed in her eyes.
She knew her daughter and had always had special respect and admiration for Li Anran. She would often make an extra portion and send it to the Heavenly Prison in the name of delivering pastries to Yang Jian.
She even worried at one point that her daughter would follow in her footsteps.
Why today, did she feel such a strong resentment towards Li Anran because of a mortal man whom she had only met once?
"Mom, did you listen to me?"
Seeing that Yao Ji was distracted, the Third Holy Mother shook her arm in dissatisfaction and said indignantly: "Tell me, how could Li Anran have the nerve to do such a shameless thing? He simply disgraced all the gods!"
"Chan'er!" Yao Ji came back to her senses and shouted, "The Prison God has been kind to our family, how can you say such things!"
The Third Holy Mother was dissatisfied and retorted, "Mother, right is right and wrong is wrong! He was clearly wrong in this matter. How can you favor him just because he has done a favor to our family? Mother, didn't you always teach me to be fair and impartial?"
"you!"
Yao Ji didn't expect that the Third Holy Mother would use her words to counter her. She was so angry that she took several deep breaths before she started to defend Li Anran: "The Prison God has always been fair and just in his actions. He must have his reasons for doing this."
The Third Holy Mother snorted coldly, "What do you mean by fairness? I think he is just used to being a high and mighty god..."
Bang!
Yao Ji slapped San Sheng Mun on the face, interrupting her words.
The Third Holy Mother covered her face and looked at Yao Ji in disbelief. Her eyes were red and tears were flashing in them. However, she stubbornly refused to let the tears fall. She suddenly turned back to her room and slammed the door shut.
"Chan..." Yao Ji regretted it the moment she took action. Just as she was about to chase after him, she heard a sound of breaking air coming from outside.
Following the sound, I saw Long Si flying back in a hurry.
When Long Siyi saw that Yao Ji looked strange, his heart skipped a beat and he asked hurriedly, "Aunt, what's wrong? What happened?"
"It's okay." Yao Ji forced a smile. She didn't want the Third Holy Mother to follow her old path, but she also didn't want the Third Holy Mother to be ungrateful. She looked up behind Long Si and asked, "Where is the Prison God? "
"The prison god has returned to heaven. Where's my third sister?"
Long Si replied in this way, and secretly transmitted a message: "Aunt, the prison god said that someone wanted to use the third sister to deal with the second brother. He asked us to hold the third sister for half an hour and not let her leave the villa. He has already gone to find the mastermind behind this."
Yao Ji was shocked, and then she understood why the Third Holy Mother was acting so abnormal today.
While I was worried, I was also slightly relieved.
She was not wrong about Li Anran, and her daughter was not an ungrateful person.
"I just had an argument with Chan'er about the God of Justice, and I slapped her. She went back to her room in anger."
Yao Ji's acting skills were even better than Long Si's. She gave a half-truthful smile and said, "Go and persuade her for me. The Prison God is definitely not the kind of god who looks down on ordinary people as ants."
"Okay." Long Si responded, pushed the door and entered the Third Holy Mother's room, and saw the Third Holy Mother sitting on a chair and sobbing silently.
Without waiting for the Third Holy Mother to speak, she said, "Third sister, the warden went a little too far today."
Long Si knew clearly that Third Holy Mother had been framed and that this was the reason why she became like this, and there was no way that anyone could convince her. He apologized to Li Anran in his heart, but verbally followed Third Holy Mother's words and began to blame Li Anran.
Unexpectedly, when the Third Holy Mother heard this, she was not happy but angry: "You are not allowed to say that about Brother Li Anran!"
Long Si: “???”
Long Si was confused, but he didn't know that in the clouds above Mount Huashan, the Laughing Buddha was holding a small black flag in his right hand, twisting a Buddhist rosary in his left hand, with a proud look on his face.
"Just the Three Holy Mothers is still a little light, and it can't show my skills! If I can drag Li Anran into the water, the Buddha will definitely look at me differently!"
Li Anran is already a Daluo Jinxian, so it is difficult for him to interfere with the cause and effect line of Li Anran, but he only needs to change the cause and effect of San Shengmu and make San Shengmu fall in love with Li Anran.
At that time, even if Li Anran is not interested, they can follow the example of Emperor Donghua and drag Li Anran into the water, thus eliminating a major threat to Buddhism.
Even if they failed to do this, it would create a rift between Li Anran and Yang Jian.
The Laughing Buddha became more and more excited the more he thought about it. He recited a mantra silently and activated the small black flag in his hand, which was the top-grade innate spiritual treasure Six Soul Banner, to change the cause and effect line on the Three Holy Mothers.
"Um?"
A strange look appeared on the Happy Buddha's face, and then he grinned: "Excellent! Excellent! The Buddha made the right choice by accident! Yang Jian's sister is actually right..."
At this moment, the Happy Buddha suddenly felt a chill on his back and a feeling of extreme danger suddenly arose in his heart.
The Laughing Buddha’s expression changed, and without saying a word, he turned into a ray of golden light and flew towards his own temple.
However, before he had flown a hundred meters, he suddenly changed direction.
Soon, it changed direction again.
This time we chose the Lingshan direction.
Can……
"Why not? Will I be in danger even if I escape to Lingshan?"
The Laughing Buddha's face looked extremely ugly, his eyes were full of fear and anxiety, he wished he had two more legs so he could fly faster.
He began to regret his trip.
The real body of the Laughing Buddha is the first rabbit in the world. He has always had an extremely good premonition of danger, and he has avoided countless crises with this.
Back then in the formation of ten thousand immortals, the Laughing Buddha had a premonition that the Jiejiao had reached its end, so he surrendered to the Chenjiao without hesitation with the Six Soul Banner. Then when Jie Yin and Zhunti issued an invitation, he decisively converted to the Western religion and became the Laughing Buddha of Lingshan.
It is also because of this decision that the Happy Buddha has not only lived an extremely comfortable life over the years, but his cultivation has also improved greatly, and he has broken through to the realm of Daluo Jinxian.
As for those who had served as the seven immortals with him in the past, such as the Golden Hoop Immortal, the Dark Cloud Immortal, the Qiu Shou Immortal, the Spirit Tooth Immortal and others, they either died and became mounts or pets.
Only one Vairocana was more sensible to the current situation. After being captured alive, he converted to Western Buddhism and became Vairocana Buddha.
But this kind of forced conversion is completely different from the Laughing Buddha who voluntarily surrendered and made great contributions with the Six Soul Banner!
Their status in Lingshan is vastly different, and the attention and resources they receive are also vastly different.
Now, the Laughing Buddha has broken through to the Daluo Golden Immortal, while the Vairocana Buddha is still lingering at the peak of the Taiyi Golden Immortal!
However, the Laughing Buddha also has things that he regrets.
——When Duobao turned into a Buddha, because of Duobao's former identity as the eldest brother of Jiejiao, he did not take the initiative to surrender like the three great Bodhisattvas, but chose to stand on the side of Ran Deng.
Later, with the rise of Mahayana Buddhism and the rise of Tathagata, Dipamkara Buddha was transformed from a World Honored One into an ancient Buddha, and he became a marginal figure in Lingshan.
This time he took the initiative to attack the Three Holy Mothers because he learned that Yang Jian had humiliated Guanyin and embarrassed Lingshan. He wanted to avenge Guanyin and Lingshan so as to establish a good relationship with Guanyin and make it easier for him to join Tathagata.
The Laughing Buddha never thought that he would be in danger.
He has always been very proud of his ability to understand the times and avoid danger, and he boasts that even if Xuanmen Lingshan is no longer there, he will be safe and sound.
But at this moment, he discovered with horror that no matter where he fled, the premonition of impending disaster followed him like a shadow and he could not get rid of it at all!
The Laughing Buddha’s escape technique was extremely fast. In almost an instant, he left Mount Hua and Jambudvīpa.
But the premonition of impending disaster became stronger and stronger!
Suddenly, a light bulb went off in the Happy Buddha's head, and he realized what was happening. He cried out, "Oh no! They are trying to get me to leave Huashan and Jambudvīpa on purpose!"
But it was too late.
Buzz!
The void suddenly twisted and changed, the mountains, rivers, clouds and mist all disappeared, replaced by darkness, emptiness, silence and boundlessness, with only countless stars shining above the head.
Oh no!
The Happy Buddha's heart trembled, knowing that he had entered someone else's formation trap.
He could no longer suppress his fear, and clasped his hands together. A bright Buddha light shone behind him, and he summoned his six-foot-tall golden body.
Unlike ordinary six-foot-tall golden statues, the six-foot-tall golden statue of the Laughing Buddha consists of two persons.
A man sits cross-legged on a lotus platform, with his right leg bent more and his left leg bent inside his right leg.
A woman faces the man with her legs spread out, her plump buttocks sitting on the man's left leg, their arms around each other, their chests pressed tightly together, and they are naked in the position of intercourse.
At the same time, two figures appeared in front of him.
The one on the left wore a three-mountain crown, black clothes and silver armor, and a cloak. He had a stern face and held a three-pointed, double-edged sword in his hand. The bitter coldness in his eyes almost froze the entire world.
The one on the right was wearing a moon-white straight-collared robe. He had handsome features and a casual posture. He had his hands crossed in front of his chest, a sneer on his lips, and looked at him as if he were a dead person.
Yang Jian! Li Anran!
The Happy Buddha recognized the two men and knew that something was wrong, but he still said, "Yang Jian! Li Anran! What are you going to do? I am the Happy Buddha who was personally canonized by the Saint Jie Yin. If you dare to attack me, you are attacking Lingshan and disrespecting Buddhism!"
Li Anran knew how angry Yang Jian was, so he did not take action. He just stood there to support Yang Jian and prevent the Laughing Buddha from escaping.
clang!
Yang Jian said nothing, but held the three-pointed, double-edged sword horizontally at his side, making a sharp sound, and walked towards the Laughing Buddha step by step.
But the more this happens, the more one can feel his determination and anger, and the more frightening and creepy it is.
"Yang, Yang Jian! What are you doing! Stop right there!"
The Happy Buddha became even more panicked.