Chapter 25 You have to listen to me in my territory
"Boss, my information is absolutely reliable, and I also heard that someone in our group is colluding with the Zhou Kingdom." Afraid that Liu Hu would not believe it, Zheng Peng told Liu Hu all the information he knew.
It seems that Zheng Peng was worried that there were spies among the Qingyi Guards, so he brought so many people here.
"There are only 30,000 people, not enough to go with you. Follow me to fight the enemy later." Once a war breaks out in the city, the people will inevitably panic. If the city is fighting the enemy outside, the people inside will not know about it.
Zheng Peng was puzzled and asked, "Boss, how do you know they will be here soon? My subordinates also reported that they might take action tonight."
"If we delay, something might happen. They are afraid that I will leave." No one knew where Liu Hu's destination was on this trip. Now that they finally knew that he was here, how could they let him go easily?
Besides, it was normal for Xiao Leng to appear here and tell the people of Zhou State.
Luo Fanchen felt a little uncomfortable. The Blue Guards were mainly responsible for intelligence, but after following Liu Hu into the court, he began to relax and didn't care about some of the neighboring countries at all. Now, Zheng Peng had to remind him.
Seeing Luo Fanchen's change, Liu Hu patted him on the shoulder and said, "A wise man will make mistakes in a thousand considerations, and a fool will gain something in a thousand considerations. Don't worry about it."
Luo Fanchen had a paranoid personality, and Liu Hu's comfort made him feel uncomfortable. He secretly swore in his heart that after this matter was over, he would definitely punish the Qingyi Guards.
It was late at night, in the back mountain where Liu Hu had come before, 50,000 elite soldiers were lying in ambush on both sides of the mountain. Liu Hu was sitting on the carriage, not knowing what he was thinking about, and Zheng Peng next to him kept grabbing the corner of his clothes.
Seeing Zheng Peng's nervousness, Liu Hu sighed inwardly. Zheng Peng, who was invincible in every battle, would actually be nervous because of 30,000 enemy troops. It seemed that the sword would start to rust if it did not see blood for a long time.
Next to the carriage, Ah Si and Luo Fanchen stood on either side. Ah Si slapped a mosquito and muttered, "These bastards from Zhou State actually dared to attack us. They really don't want to live. Look, I'll catch their leader and pull his lazy string off and kick it like a ball."
"Haha, Zhou Kingdom is far away from us, and it's a long journey. The combat effectiveness of 30,000 enemy troops is not as good as that of 10,000. Their leader must know this, so the 30,000 enemy troops are just bait." Luo Fanchen was dressed in white, which was very eye-catching at night.
"What do you mean?" Asi didn't understand and asked casually.
Luo Fanchen patted Ah Si's shoulder and said, "The 30,000 baits are just to lure the boss out. The real killer move is probably the Elders' Pavilion of Zhou Country."
"Are they the bunch of old guys who practice martial arts? That's interesting. I take back what I said just now. I won't pull their strings anymore. The strings of those old guys are useless. They don't even move when they walk. Each of them looks like an old donkey, swinging their legs when they walk." Asi thought of the people he had met before and laughed.
"That's why they like to wear long outer clothes. They are afraid that the lazy string will fall off when walking, so they use clothes to catch it."
Luo Fanchen was somewhat helpless. Asi was really merciless when he scolded people. After all, the Elders' Pavilion was one of the top institutions in the Zhou Kingdom, but in Asi's mouth, they were almost like beggars.
"It's so boring. Let me sing a song to liven up the atmosphere." Asi started singing without waiting for Luo Fanchen's consent.
"The breeze is really cool. This mountain is mine. You have to obey me in my territory."
"I can't stand his staring." Before Asi finished singing, he saw a white-haired old man in the woods, holding a pair of rings and wearing cloth shoes, rushing out.
Their original plan was for the 30,000 soldiers to launch an attack first and then conduct a surprise attack. They didn't expect that Asi's singing was so unpleasant and his words were full of insults. The old man was admired by everyone wherever he went. He had never been insulted like this.
"Can't you wait for me to finish singing, old man? How rude of you." Ah Si said dissatisfiedly while carrying a big hammer.
The old man's companions realized that the ambush failed, so they ran out as well. In the blink of an eye, seven or eight old men suddenly appeared, all over fifty years old.
In the carriage, Liu Hu listened to Ah Si's words, chuckled and said, "It seems that Ah Si is still the same as before."
"Haha, yes, it's true that it lives up to its reputation as being able to anger the Zhou general to death." Zheng Peng felt much more relaxed when he heard the long-lost singing voice, as if he had returned to the beginning.
In order to prevent Ah Si from sleeping, they always arranged him to sit in a corner when setting up camp, under the pretext of making it easier to defend against the enemy.
"Why don't you stay in Zhou Kingdom? Why do you have to run so far away? The one next to you is your second uncle. You two look so alike, and you both have a turtle-shaped hairstyle, so cute." Ah Si complained, a little dissatisfied with the old man for not letting him sing.
"How dare you insult me, little brat. He is my third uncle, not my second uncle." The old man raised the two rings in his hands, ready to hit him.
Luo Fanchen held his forehead and threw out a few silver needles. The 'second uncle' fell to the ground and the black spot between his eyebrows began to spread slowly.
"You dare to kill my second uncle? I will fight you to the death." The old man was so angry at this time that he couldn't tell the difference between his third uncle and his second uncle, and rushed over with his short legs.
How could Ah Si take these people to heart? He raised his big hammer and hit the old man, shouting, "Your second uncle is not just beating me, he also smells like body odor when he talks. You said you were quiet there, and your life might not be in danger, but you insisted on scolding me. Your mouth is not in vain, it's as sparse as the waist of that old lady's cotton trousers."
"Puff" a mouthful of blood spurted out from the old man's mouth. When had he ever met such a shameless person? A few words made the old man so angry that he almost died here before he even got close.
Ah Si didn't let the old man go even though he was spitting blood. He hit him with a big hammer and shouted, "What's the matter? Today is your special day. If you had menstruation, I could let you go. But how come your menstruation came out of your mouth? You Zhou country are really shameless."
While he was talking, his hands were not idle. He used the big hammer vigorously. Even if he hit one person with one blow, he could knock someone down with just a few blows.
Originally, this group of old men were quite powerful, but when they met someone like Asi who was good at talking, their skills were reduced by 70% before they even started fighting.
When masters fight, one can easily die if not careful, not to mention that with only 70% of his strength, Ah Si easily defeated the old man, then stuck the big iron hammer behind him and said, "I'll leave these scumbags to you, it's really boring."
As soon as he finished speaking, the Blue Guards immediately appeared around the carriage, like ghosts.