Chapter 25: Grandpa Emperor, are you going to treat me to a meal?
Zhu Yunhuan didn't know that danger was coming. When he heard Old Zhu ask this, he really thought about it seriously.
"Grandpa Huang, aren't you the emperor?"
"Of course I am, but I never had any three thousand beauties!"
"Oh oh oh...grandson understands..."
When Old Zhu heard his eldest grandson say this, a relieved smile finally appeared on his face.
However, the next moment, the smile turned into frost.
"It must be your kidneys that are failing!"
"Grandpa Emperor, you can't do this. You need to find an imperial physician to see you!"
"If you really can't do it, then you can exercise with me. Otherwise, your status as an emperor will be wasted!"
When Old Zhu heard what his rebellious grandson said, he was so angry that his face turned green.
What this kid said is totally irrelevant. He has determined that I am a pervert who can't live without women, right?
Or, in this child's mind, the emperor should have many concubines and be licentious and immoral?
What made him most angry was that this little thing, which hadn't even grown all its hair yet, actually pulled its kidney. Where did he learn these evil tricks!
When Lao Zhu thought of this, he could no longer control the rage in his body. He walked up to the guy, grabbed him by the collar, and kicked him in the butt a few times.
"Let's stop you from talking nonsense!"
"How can you tell that my kidneys are not in good condition?"
"Look at the force I kicked you with. Doesn't it look like you have kidney problems?"
Zhu Yunhuan was kicked by Old Zhu and kept spinning in circles. He cried out in pain and hurriedly apologized to Old Zhu, while secretly cursing himself as an idiot.
Isn't this just asking for death? The emperor is also a man, and as a man he shouldn't be bothered by others saying that his kidneys are not good!
"Grandpa Emperor, spare my life!"
"I was wrong. I will never talk nonsense again!"
After a few kicks, Old Zhu's anger had mostly subsided. Now that he heard his grandson admit his mistake, he stopped kicking him and instead began to lecture him earnestly.
"Grandson, being an emperor is not as good as you think. It is impossible to have a life of debauchery every night and a life of debauchery every day."
"Emperor is a responsibility!"
"We must be responsible to the people of the world, to our ancestors, and to future generations!"
After hearing what Old Zhu said, Zhu Yunhuan seemed to understand something.
"Grandpa Emperor, do you mean to say, establish a heart for heaven and earth, establish a destiny for the people, inherit the unique knowledge of the past sages, and bring peace to the world for all eternity?"
Old Zhu's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this. This grandson always manages to bring us surprises unintentionally .
I was just casually expressing my admiration that this guy could actually think of the four sentences from Hengqu!
This kind of insight, this kind of cleverness, this kind of thorough understanding, is so endearing!
"Yeah!"
"What Da Sun said is absolutely right, that's exactly what I meant, I just didn't think of these words just now!"
Old Zhu excitedly pulled his eldest grandson and asked happily.
"Grandson, where did you hear these four lines from Hengqu? Did your teacher teach you?"
Zhu Yunxun thought to himself, how would I know where I learned this, it just suddenly popped into my mind.
But it’s probably because you read too many novels in your previous life, and you’ve occasionally seen others use these four sentences to show off, right?
When Zhu Yunxun thought of this, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, wondering what he did in his previous life, how could he be so knowledgeable and talented, la la la...
Although Zhu Yunhuan felt a little proud in his heart, he could not be too perfunctory when facing Zhu's questions.
He thought about it for a moment and decided that it would be safest to attribute this matter to a dead person.
"Reporting to Grandpa Emperor, this is what I heard my father and other officials say when I passed by the front hall."
"Although I didn't understand what it meant, I thought it was very good, so I wrote it down!"
When Old Zhu heard this, his eyes were filled with tears of excitement. Our prince is really a great guy. Even in his own palace, he is always thinking about benefiting the people of the world!
It's just a pity that he died at such a young age. God is really jealous of his talent!
Old Zhu was secretly sad in his heart, but his eyes lit up again and he looked at Zhu Yunhuan in front of him with hope.
This is the continuation of our emperor!
This child not only has our emperor's blood flowing in his body, but also his thoughts and feelings of benevolence, righteousness and love for the people!
What did he say before?
Serve the people of the fiefdom and contribute to the prosperity of the Ming Dynasty!
This child has such thoughts and insights at such a young age. He will definitely be a benevolent and righteous king in the future!
“Okay, okay!”
"The fact that you can remember this sentence is enough to prove that you are a lucky child!"
Erhu, the chief of the guards who had just arrived, was startled when he heard what Lao Zhu said.
Could the "fortune" that the emperor mentioned be the succession to the throne?
When Zhu Yunhuan heard Old Zhu praising him, he immediately looked very proud. If he were given a tail now, he would be able to lift it up and spin around.
"Grandpa Emperor is right, I am indeed a man of great fortune!"
"So, you can't hit me at will in the future, and you can't kick my butt!"
"If you hurt me, where will you find a good grandson like me?"
When Old Zhu saw his rebellious grandson praising him so much, the excitement that had finally risen in his heart receded like a tide in an instant.
He finally understood that this grandson dared to open a dyeing factory if he was given some color. If he was not disciplined well, he would become something like Emperor Sui Yang of the Ming Dynasty in the future!
Old Zhu deliberately put on a stern face and lectured.
"You wish!"
"I will keep an eye on you every day from now on. If you make the slightest mistake, I will spank you!"
Zhu Yunhuan regarded the threat from Zhu Yuanzhang as a trick to scare children and did not take it seriously at all.
"Grandpa Huang, do you want to exercise with me?"
"Exercise what?"
"The one you were jumping around on just now?"
Old Zhu smiled bitterly.
"We can't come here. We are too old to jump around like a kid."
"But the way you just performed the exercise is quite innovative. It seems that you have incorporated some combat moves into it."
"Grandpa Emperor, how did you see the fighting?"
When Old Zhu saw his eldest grandson asking him a question, he immediately imitated what he had just done.
“Just this move!”
"Left leg steps forward, right leg slightly bent, left arm grasps the bow, right arm pulls the bowstring back..."
"Isn't this the action of drawing a bow and shooting an arrow?"
When Zhu Yunhuan saw Lao Zhu's cover-up, he immediately knew which action Lao Zhu was talking about.
"Hi!"
"You are talking about body rotation exercise!"
"But now that you put it that way, it really does look a bit like bending a bow and shooting an arrow!"
When Zhu Yunhuan said this, a thought suddenly came to his mind: Could it be that the radio gymnastics he learned in his previous life really evolved from the movements of marching and fighting?
"Sun Da, what was that movement you just called? What's the rotation movement?"
"By the way, where did you learn this method of exercise?"
When Zhu Yunhuan heard Old Zhu ask this , he immediately made up a lie.
"No one taught me this, I just dreamt about it!"
As soon as Old Zhu heard this, he knew it was a trick, but he was just asking casually, and since his grandson didn't want to say it, he just let him be.
While the two were chatting, a eunuch suddenly came up.
"Your Majesty, it's time for breakfast. Do you want to serve the meal now, or..."
When Old Zhu heard this, he immediately patted his eldest grandson on the head.
"Grandson, you haven't had breakfast yet, right?"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Yunhuan nodded hurriedly.
"yes!"
"Grandpa Emperor, are you going to treat me to a meal?"
When Old Zhu saw his grandson's impatient expression, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"yes!"
"Grandpa Emperor wants to invite you to breakfast!"
Zhu Yunxun thought about his appetite and couldn't help but give a kind reminder.
"Grandpa Emperor, you have to prepare more. Your grandson is a big eater. If I eat it all, you will starve!"
"Don't worry, we have plenty of breakfast, enough for you to eat!"
Old Zhu had a look of disapproval on his face, thinking that even if a little kid could eat, how much could he eat?
However, he soon regretted it and paid a heavy price for it...
