Chapter 25 English Test
The third problem student is Xiang Zeyu.
Like Gao Yuan, Xiang Zeyu is a poor student in every class and an annoying old-fashioned guy in the eyes of the teachers.
In the past two days, Xiang Zeyu found that there was something wrong with his body.
——He had hallucinations.
That day, he was listening to the teacher's lecture listlessly. About 5 minutes into the class, something black suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. He rubbed his eyes, and some black English letters floated in front of him. They were like tiny mayflies, floating up and down. He stretched out his hand and waved, but didn't catch anything .
Ten minutes later, he confirmed one thing.
Those English letters were floating in his field of vision, so clear that they looked like foreign objects floating on his retina.
He let out a short scream.
Teacher Li asked him what he was doing. The teacher hated it most when students disrupted classroom discipline.
"Teacher, there's something wrong with my eyes."
"I think there's something wrong with your brain. Listen to me carefully!"
There was a burst of laughter in the class.
After finally waiting for the get out of class to end, Xiang Zeyu rushed into the toilet in horror and began to wash his eyes under the faucet.
Chicken asked Xiao Zhen: "What did you do to him?"
"Horizon projection. I used a borrowed instrument to slightly affect his perception." Xiao Zhen twirled a pen, which was the projection pen she got from Mr. Cat, "forcing him to memorize words."
"He was frightened to death."
Xiao Zhen said: "I wrote a program that defines the frequency of projection and update. As long as Xiang Zeyu knows the meaning of the word, the word in front of him will disappear. The number I give is not much. If he calms down and looks up the meaning of the word in front of him, these things that bother his vision will disappear."
"…Are you sure it will work?"
"This is a tactic that takes advantage of human curiosity." Xiao Zhen answered confidently.
The chicken shook his head : "I think you still know too little about the species Homo sapiens."
"Hmm? What's wrong?"
"Believe it or not, this kid wouldn't even bother to look up the meaning of the word in front of him, even if he was scared to the point of peeing his pants."
“Isn’t it human nature to be curious?”
"No, no, no, no. When something beyond common sense appears, most humans will just panic and doubt their lives. Especially the immature human babies."
Facing Ji's questioning, Xiao Zhen asked back, "How's Gao Yuan?"
The chicken was silent for a while, and then replied: "Haha, I will continue to give him a kind education tonight~"
"Gao Yuan looks very haggard today. You are the one who scared him to death."
"hehe."
The next day, Xiang Zeyu took sick leave.
Xiang Zeyu insisted that there was something wrong with his eyes and asked his parents to take him to see a doctor. He rinsed his eyes with water and put a lot of eye drops, but the English words kept floating in front of his eyes.
After a doctor's examination, there was nothing wrong with Xiang Zeyu's eyes. His parents began to wonder if Xiang Zeyu was making an excuse not to go to school. Xiang Zeyu pointed to the sky and the ground and said that he was just hallucinating and he was not feeling well. If his parents forced him to go to school again, he would jump directly from the hospital building.
So his parents had to take him to the neurology department. After some investigation, the doctor concluded that it might be due to mental weakness caused by overwork.
So Xiang Zeyu took a sick leave note and asked for leave from school, wanting to rest for two weeks to relieve the mental fatigue caused by studying.
He will be absent from the English examination.
Mr. Cat and the Chicken laughed mercilessly, mocking Xiao Zhen unscrupulously.
Xiao Zhen calmly replied: "From the results, Xiang Zeyu, who lowered the average score, was kicked out. It was a perfect trend."
"This is a perfect move." Mr. Cat applauded. "If I hadn't watched the whole process, I would have given you full marks. Can't you just admit your failure frankly?"
"Just as planned." Xiao Zhen replied in a deep voice and turned off the Vision Projector Pen.
Captain Madara's dream teaching plan did not go smoothly. Although he turned himself into Gao Yuan's most admired hero in the game in his dream, Gao Yuan immediately found various excuses to avoid studying when Captain Madara asked him to study. Captain Madara had to educate this student on knighthood in his dream.
However, this obviously had little effect.
Even Gao Yuan's father's leather stick and roasted meat couldn't curb his playful nature in the slightest, let alone the two-dimensional paper man, the Green Knight.
Captain Madara, or the Blue Knight, whenever this legendary figure in the game solemnly preached English grammar, Gao Yuan couldn't help yawning in his dreams. Neither the shining armor nor the steel sword burning with magic flames could make him excited. In the context of this game world view, English is more effective than hypnotic magic.
Why could this person still sleep when he was clearly in a dream? The Blue Knight put down his English textbook and glared at Gao Yuan who was sleeping soundly.
Under a strong electric shock, Gao Yuan woke up from his dream screaming.
"Do you know what happens if you fall asleep while I'm teaching grammar?" The Green Knight said through his teeth. "If you do that again, your lungs will be turned into porridge by my sword. Do you want to experience that?"
Gao Yuan blinked and said, "But... you are a knight of justice."
The Blue Knight replied coldly: "You have agreed to accept my trial. And there will be no human rights in the trial."
"I protest! I'm not yet an adult! I want to withdraw from the trial!"
"What did you say?"
"I want to quit the trial!! I want to quit the trial!! I don't want to be a knight anymore!!"
"very good."
The Blue Knight snapped his fingers.
The enormous force made Gao Yuan fly into the air. He spun headfirst in the air, and a disgusting mud pit appeared under the boy's feet.
"Let me go! What's down there?"
"Obviously, it's a swampy mud pit." The Blue Knight added: "By the way, there are ravenous crocodiles in it, about three of them, I'm not sure, but you are enough to fill their teeth."
“Help!” Gao Yuan struggled in the air, crying, “Help!” As his head approached the quagmire, he screamed with all his strength, “Spare me! I will not quit the trial, I will not quit!”
Gao Yuan was thrown onto the grass. He was panting and still in shock. "Great Blue Knight, I can accept other trials, fight monsters, collect materials, do anything, but can you please not let me study?"
"No," the Blue Knight replied mercilessly.
Gao Yuan woke up from his dream in a cold sweat. He was sitting in the classroom, and the history teacher was giving a lesson. Seeing that he had woken up, the teacher glared at him with disdain and turned around to continue writing the syllabus on the blackboard.
At least this teacher didn't nearly kill him like the Blue Knight in his dream. Gao Yuan wiped the sweat off his forehead, the fear and reality in his dream still lingering on his skin. Was he too obsessed with "Ode to the Knight" (the name of the mobile game) recently? Why have I been dreaming about TV series in recent days?
Every time he fell asleep, his favorite Green Knight would haunt him and force him to study. He would be beaten if he didn't study, if he fell asleep, or if he made a mistake. Was this the aftereffect of being beaten by his father? Gao Yuan thought about it and thought that it was the combination of the mobile game he had been playing recently and his violent father that caused him to have nightmares.
To avoid these strange dreams, it seems that the only way is to...
After class, Gao Yuan flipped through two pages of his English textbook for the first time. Then he yawned heavily.
He took out his phone and was about to click on "Ode to the Knight" when the blue knight on the logo seemed to be staring at him. He thought about it, deleted "Ode to the Knight", and then clicked into the download center to download a new mobile game.
Goodbye, Blue Knight.
"Sometimes I feel like there is no hope for Homo sapiens!!" the chicken roared.
"Don't be too picky. Chen Yuxin has been studying very seriously these days." Xiao Zhen said.
Mr. Cat said proudly, "That little girl has made obvious progress in the past two days. My plan was very successful. She listened very carefully when I was teaching, and her error rate in practice has obviously decreased in the past two days." He wagged his tail and asked Xiao Zhen with great interest, "What are you going to do with the remaining students?"
Xiao Zhen replied: "I have observed them for a few days. I think their IQs are actually not much different. The problem is that they can't concentrate. Teacher Feng is right. External factors are the main reason that affects academic performance. The most critical inducement is the mobile phone."
He clenched his fist and said seriously: "So!"
"so?"
“Just make their cell phones useless.”
"...You are really simple and crude."
Xiao Zhen spent half a day bargaining with the fox merchant boss Han and bought several signal jammers. Now, apart from Xiang Zeyu who couldn't take the exam, there were four problem students in the class who needed attention.
During the daytime school hours, he walked through the classroom, chatting with his classmates with a smile, and naturally walked past these four students, sticking the customized information jammers on them.
The appearance of the information jammer is the size of a grain of rice. Once it comes into contact with the target's skin, it will automatically penetrate into the body and merge into the blood. It will be automatically metabolized after two weeks and is harmless to the body.
During the evening study that day, Gao Yuan discovered that the school's WIFI was broken. He asked the classmate next to him if it was the same. The classmate secretly opened his mobile phone, poked it, shook his head and said that he could not use it.
Gao Yuan turned on the data, but he still couldn't log in. This made him a little irritated, as the new game he had just downloaded was at a critical moment in his quest to get on the leaderboard. He held his phone and searched for a signal in the corridor, but no matter how he ran around, there was no signal.
When he returned to class, his classmate was texting and looked up and said, "I was able to go right after you left."
It's really like seeing a ghost.
On the way home from school, his cell phone still had no signal, so Gao Yuan concluded that there was something wrong with his cell phone.
When he got home, he finished his dinner. His parents, who would normally sit in the living room watching TV and playing with their phones, found that the home signal was gone. Whether it was cable TV or Internet TV, whether it was a mobile phone or a tablet, all the signals were gone. The landline was fine, but it could only be used to call for repairs.
After making several complaint calls to the Internet service provider, his parents, who had nothing to do, turned their attention to him.
"Teacher Xiao Yuan called me," Gao's father said. "She asked me to pay attention to your English homework."
Gao Yuan looked at his father desperately as he sat down at his desk. His father said, "Take out your homework and show it to me."
So he had to study hard on the textbook for more than an hour under the watchful eye of his father who had nothing to do after losing the internet.
When will this damn network be fixed!
That night, the local Internet service provider received a series of maintenance complaints from several different neighborhoods. These neighborhoods, or to be more precise, the buildings in the community, all experienced network interruptions. After several inspections, the maintenance personnel were unable to find the cause of the problem. Several families almost overwhelmed the customer service with calls.
Several repairmen thought the line was fine. But after the signal returned to normal during the day, it would be lost again at night. After a week of repeated inspections, the workers were so annoyed that they wanted to curse. During the day, the signal was very good. At night, when the owners got off work and their children came home, the signal would go wrong. Faced with the fury of several families, they had to angrily curse the real estate developer, the construction party, and the property management three hundred times in their hearts.
"I think some of your classmates are exhausted." said Mr. Cat.
"You'll get used to it. It won't kill you." Xiao Zhen replied without any sympathy.
A few weeks later, Teacher Yuan looked at the report card and said, "This is really surprising."
Gao Yuan passed the exam this time. Although it was a perfect passing score, it was a rare passing score for him. The scores of the other two students with problems also improved significantly compared to last time. Chen Yuxin scored a big improvement of 80 points this time, directly entering the top 20 in the class. Xiao Zhen scored 93 points, ranking sixth in the class. Liu Xingquan scored 99 points, still the top of the class.
"Yan Zhen, you did well in the exam this time."
Appropriately improving your score can also increase your chances of defeating Class 1 and Class 3.
The final results came out very quickly. The average score of Class 2 was 3 points higher than that of Class 3, and it defeated Class 1, which always ranked first, by a difference of 0.6 points.
Class 2 finally got the long-awaited first place in the English subject.
Teacher Xiao Yuan smiled happily, while Xiao Zhen hoped that these wealthy alien crabs would give the money faster.
