Chapter 247 Uncle is the Sea King
It was evening, and a roadside kindergarten was about to finish its classes. The cars and electric bikes of parents coming to pick up their children soon blocked the road. So even if Asan didn't say anything, Zhang Nianzu and the others would have discovered the chaos in front of the kindergarten out of boredom.
What happened was this: a drunk was passing by with a bottle of wine in his hand and accidentally fell into a tree pit, causing ridicule from passers-by and parents. When the drunk stood up, he held the half-empty bottle of wine in his hand. People immediately realized the seriousness of the situation and their eyes were filled with fear.
The drunk was furious. He followed the people's gaze and noticed the stub of the bottle in his hand. He took advantage of the situation and pointed the broken bottle at the crowd, shouting, "Who laughed? Smile again in front of me!"
People stepped back one after another. Perhaps because they had been cowardly for too long and the alcohol made them emboldened, the drunkard actually felt greatly encouraged and pleased at this moment. He staggered forward, continuing to shout.
The kindergarten teachers who were unaware of the situation began to lead the children out of the kindergarten one after another. Most of the parents who came to pick up their children were old men, old ladies and women. In this place where people are most likely to unite against a common enemy, the parents finally stopped backing off. The few male parents even stood shoulder to shoulder at the front. However, no one could predict what would happen next.
Zhang Nianzu and his companions were passing by at this time, and Ah San got out of the car and said, "Let's go and do good deeds."
Just at this moment.
"Don't be so arrogant!" With a shout, a fat uncle in his fifties wearing a security uniform stepped out from the crowd. He stretched one leg and bent the other, lowered his back, and put his hands forward. Between his hands was a strange weapon more than one meter tall. It had a long pole with a U-shaped semicircle at the end, shaped like a fork but without a point. It was a "peace weapon" that only wanted to keep the opponent within a safe distance. It turned out to be the kindergarten security guard.
The parents and onlookers could not help but cheer when they saw the security guard coming like a god. This ordinary uncle suddenly became radiant and energetic, and his eyes looking at the drunk man became more determined.
The drunk was enjoying being feared when he saw Cheng Yaojin suddenly appear. He pointed the bottle at the fat uncle and said, "Get out of my way! I'll talk to the people behind me!"
Everyone was shocked.
The fat uncle shook the U-shaped tube in his hand and shouted, "Drop the things in your hands and surrender!"
Everyone cheered and applauded.
The fat uncle and the drunkard, these are two little people who are unknown in daily life but are basking in the spotlight at this moment. A fight is bound to happen when they meet on a narrow road!
Ah San also wanted to join in the fun, so he grabbed Li Erhu who was about to help, and said with a smile: "Let's wait until Fatty is no longer able to do it. If we just stand by and watch, what will happen to him?"
Zhang Nianzu seemed to be thinking about something and did not take action immediately.
The drunk man was so drunk and things had gotten to this point that he no longer thought about the consequences and stabbed the fat uncle with the bottle of wine.
The fat uncle raised his right hand on the pole, and one end of the U-shaped fork sank slightly. He stretched his hands forward, and the end just hit the drunk's chest, pushing him out and making him stagger. The onlookers burst into laughter.
The drunk man was furious, holding the bottle and rushing to the left. People were startled and moved away. His intention was clear, which was to use his speed to expose the fat uncle's flaws. The fat uncle was not in a hurry and withdrew the U-shaped fork, which always followed him. The drunk man rushed to the right again, and the fat uncle followed suit. The drunk man was always within his attack range.
The drunk's strategy and tactics were actually correct. The U-shaped fork can only control the opponent. Once the opponent gets close, it loses its effectiveness. The drunk ran very fast and his body movements were very agile. He jumped up and down and attacked left and right, but the fat uncle held the pole steadily, coordinated his steps, and moved the fork back and forth, making it impossible for the opponent to succeed. After a long time, the drunk ran almost foaming at the mouth, which made the fat uncle look leisurely and calm. The onlookers all found it funny.
Ah Si said: "It's fun!"
Zhang Nianzu said: "Then you should watch carefully."
Li Changgui had already figured out what was going on, and blurted out, "This situation is just like what happened that day... Jack was the drunkard, and we shouldn't have engaged him in close combat!"
Ah San also understood and said , "If we also have that thing, we can support Jack for a while." At the end, he said with embarrassment, "It's just that this weapon is a bit ugly, it's embarrassing, and besides, we are the Golden Guards..."
Li Changgui said: "For the sake of our ancestors, it doesn't matter if we are embarrassed. Soldiers just shouldn't rely on weapons. I didn't say you can't use them."
At this time, the drunk had run so hard that his mouth was dry and he had lost his patience. He let out a loud shout and rushed towards the fat uncle without thinking. The fat uncle stabilized his lower body, threw his arms, and firmly clamped the drunk in the middle of the U-shaped fork, then stepped forward. The drunk was soon pushed against a tree, and he dug his hands and feet around and cursed.
The fat uncle felt a little tired in his hands, not knowing how long he could hold on. Suddenly he said in a deep voice: "Brother, have you had enough trouble?"
The drunk was stunned.
The fat uncle said, "You may not be happy, but do you really want to make a big deal out of it? If I let you go, would you really have the heart to hurt those kids behind me? Or do you really have the guts to fight to the death with someone?"
The drunk's face was twisted , and he finally threw the bottle on the ground, crying bitterly: "Uncle, I was wrong, I didn't think so much..."
Li Erhu gave a thumbs up and said, "The best strategy is to attack the enemy's strategy. Great."
At this time, two policemen pushed through the crowd and came over. When people saw that their backbone had come, they were all filled with righteous indignation and began to report the drunkard's evil deeds even more vigorously.
The drunk's feet went limp and he slipped into a tree pit. The police handcuffed him and carried him away.
The fat uncle patted the policeman on the shoulder and said, "Comrade, deal with him as you should, but I think he is just drunk and acting crazy. He is actually a coward."
The drunk man gave the fat uncle a grateful glance. These words were more of an explanation for him than a scolding. Making trouble in a place like the kindergarten gate could be a big deal, but disturbing public order and harboring evil intentions and preparing to commit a crime are two different concepts.
Li Changgui nodded and said, "Don't go too far. This is martial virtue."
The situation calmed down, and the parents expressed their respect to the fat uncle and quickly dispersed with their children.
Li Changgui looked at the two brothers, Asan and Asi, and finally his eyes fell on Asan and he winked at him.
Ah San said, "Uncle San, what do you mean?"
Li Changgui said: "That thing looks simple, but you have to learn how to use it!"
Ah San pointed at himself and then at the fat uncle, and said in disbelief: "I learned from him?"
Li Changgui asked, "Should I learn from him?"
Ah San hesitated and said, "It's not impossible."
Li Changgui said, "Uncle San is old, and you want me to leave this... uh, suffer this?"
Ah San muttered quietly, "Just now you said that soldiers are all equal, and now you are using age to pressure me." Finally, he looked up and said, "For the sake of Brother Nian Zu, I can learn, but you have to tell him."
Li Changgui walked up to the fat uncle, handed him a cigarette, and said with a smile, "Thank you for your hard work, brother."
The fat uncle was so brave just now, but now he felt his body was hollowed out, and his front and back were wet. Seeing a fan approaching him, he took the cigarette and lit it, and in order to maintain his image, he pretended to be calm and said, "It's nothing, it's my duty."
Li Changgui touched the artifact in his hand and said in an admiring tone: "What is the name of this thing?"
The fat uncle took a step back reservedly and said, "This is an explosion-proof fork."
Li Changgui asked, "Is this thing's routine easy to learn?"
The fat uncle glanced at him and said, "How can there be such a thing as easy? I have been trained in a special security school for half a month. I also like to think about it. And to be honest with you -" The fat uncle lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "I had a foundation when I was young. I played a martial arts actor on the stage of the Municipal Cultural Palace. I played Luo Cheng...a soldier under his command."
Li Changgui turned around and pointed at Ah San and said, "My nephew is also a security guard. He saw you doing this thing very well just now, and he wanted to learn from you. Do you think it's convenient? We can discuss the tuition fee."
The fat uncle looked the skinny Ah San up and down and said, "It's not easy for young people nowadays to have such a dedicated heart. It doesn't matter whether they can pay the tuition or not. What's the foundation of this kid like?"
Li Changgui waved his hand and said, "Come, show it to your uncle."
Ah San strode over and asked in a daze, "Pulling out a tree or breaking a vise?"
The fat uncle said, "Let's do some boxing."
Ah San said: "No."
"Have you practiced with any weapons?"
"without!"
“How many push-ups can you do?”
"I haven't counted them, but I think we can make around 10,000."
The fat uncle looked embarrassed and whispered to Li Changgui: "This child has a bad foundation, and the main thing is... his brain is not very good, right?"
