Chapter 245: Bullying Men and Women, Zheng Jiaxin
We had a small gathering tonight and both the guests and hosts had a great time.
Shen Congrong and his friends are all honest people. They drink without hesitation and do not look around. When they are drunk, they lie on the table. They do not tell dirty jokes or act crazy when drunk.
The quality of a person's drinking reveals his character.
Although Chen Jianghe knew about the "criminal record" of Lao Shen and others, the primitive accumulation stage of capital itself requires the use of some shady means, which is not a shameful thing.
Chen Jianghe himself also has a "criminal record". He used the name of Penguin Group to do business, which was a conspiracy. He "tricked" the staff of the Youth League Committee of the college to help him do part-time jobs to achieve sales, which was an open conspiracy, taking advantage of the situation to achieve his goal.
As for Qin Shaohai and his roommates, except for Xiao Qin, the others are honest people. They are also shy when drinking and maintain the restraint and rationality unique to science and engineering men.
After eating and drinking, Qin Shaohai stood up, patted Chen Jianghe on the shoulder, and said loyally: "Jianghe, you and auntie Yishu will clean up the dishes, and my roommates and I will be responsible for sending Lao Shen and the others back to school."
"Thank you for your hard work." Chen Jianghe handed him a cigarette and took out a lighter to light it.
Qin Shaohai narrowed his eyes, took a deep breath in a pretentious manner, shook his neck and said, "Brother, why are you talking like this? Let's go~"
After saying that, he called on his roommates to help him, dragging and carrying Shen Congrong and others out of the community, and took a taxi to "Guangdong Technical College".
Chen Jianghe drank quite a bit tonight. After helping to clear the table, he felt drunk and hot all over. He lifted up his shirt and stood on the balcony to get some fresh air. He felt a little dizzy again, so he turned back to the sofa and lay down on his back.
Zheng Jiaxin drank pineapple beer the whole evening, so she was not at all bothered. She moved a stool and sat next to the sofa to watch Xiaozhu and Da S's love drama "Turning Point".
Chen Jianghe dozed off on the sofa for a while, then he recovered and opened his eyes to look at his aunt, then looked at Luo Zhixiang on TV who looked a bit like Shen Congrong, and asked, "Aunt, what do you think of Shen Congrong?"
"He's pretty good. Apart from being not very tall, a little dark, having a simple personality, and not smiling very well, he doesn't have any flaws." Zheng Jiaxin replied calmly.
"You're talking about nothing but shortcomings. To sum it up, there aren't any shortcomings." Chen Jianghe shook his head helplessly.
Zheng Jiaxin turned her head to look at her nephew and sneered: "So, there is a reason why I am single. You don't want to introduce Shen Congrong to me as a boyfriend, do you?"
"You're overthinking it. He already has a girlfriend, and she's a foreigner." Chen Jianghe said with a smile.
"He's pretty awesome then."
Zheng Jiaxin praised calmly, and then said angrily: "Unlike some girls in our Foreign Languages College, who always rush to find foreigners as boyfriends, but end up being cheated of money and sex, and are called easy girls by those bastards."
"Worshiping foreign things is an old problem."
Chen Jianghe shrugged, his eyes twinkling as he stared at Zheng Jiaxin and said, "My aunt is so beautiful, yet she is able to emerge from the mud without being stained, and wash in the clear water without being coquettish. It's really not easy."
"Of course."
Zheng Jiaxin raised her chin and said happily, "You are not bad either. You even know how to use lotus to describe me. You have quietly demonstrated your literary accomplishment."
"What's that?" Chen Jianghe smiled and said, "There's a poem that says, 'The most gentle thing is the gentleness of lowering the head, just like the shyness of a water lotus in the cool breeze.' That's exactly what it means..."
Chen Jianghe was halfway through his speech when he looked at Jiang Yishu who was mopping the floor and said, "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about Yishu."
Zheng Jiaxin was stunned .
"Um?"
Jiang Yishu looked up at Chen Jianghe.
Chen Jianghe stood up and took the mop from Jiang Yishu's hand: "Leave this rough work to me, you go sit on the sofa and watch TV."
"I'll do it, you just lie down and rest." Jiang Yishu said softly.
"Yishu, you don't have to spoil him."
Cheng Ka Yan smiled and said: "He has been working under my guidance since he was young. He can do everything, including sweeping the floor, washing dishes, cooking, planting rice in the fields, and harvesting rice."
After saying that, she reached out and patted the sofa cushion: "Come, come and watch TV with me."
"Go ahead."
Chen Jianghe held the mop tightly and started working panting.
Jiang Yishu sat on the sofa, blinking her eyes. Perhaps she was afraid that Chen Jianghe would drink too much and accidentally slip while mopping the floor, so her eyes always drifted towards him, and she looked at him more often than she watched TV.
"Yishu, come and help me."
After mopping the floor, Chen Jianghe was sweating all over. He was full of energy, but he pretended to be a little unsteady and asked Jiang Yishu to come and help him.
"oh oh!"
Jiang Yishu responded and quickly ran over to support him, then found that Chen Jianghe's legs were moving uncontrollably towards her room.
Jiang Yishu knew what he wanted to do, but her aunt was still watching TV outside and the soundproofing in the room was not very good. She blushed and felt shy just thinking about it.
"You're going to stay here tonight, little brat?"
Zheng Jiaxin suddenly asked.
Chen Jianghe glanced at the clock on the wall, then turned to his aunt and said, "It's almost 11 o'clock now, and the school dormitories are all closed. You won't be so cruel as to chase me away, will you?"
"I won't chase you away."
Zheng Jiaxin picked up the remote control and turned off the TV. She walked up to him and said with a smile, "But we have to switch. You sleep in my bed, and I will sleep with Yishu tonight."
"Aunt, you are a typical bully." Chen Jianghe said.
Zheng Jiaxin stretched out her hand and pinched Chen Jianghe's cheek, smiling warmly and saying, "I'm doing this for your own good. It's not advisable to do strenuous exercise after drinking. It can easily hurt your body."
Hearing this, Chen Jianghe said with a smile: "You are really my aunt. My mother doesn't care about me as much as you do."
"It's more than just concern. Auntie really loves you."
Zheng Jiaxin took Chen Jianghe's hand off Yishu's shoulder, and escorted him into the second bedroom like a police officer catching a thief...
The next morning, Chen Jianghe opened his eyes, subconsciously picked up his mobile phone and logged into QQ.
“Cough, cough, cough…”
A series of coughs woke Chen Jianghe up instantly: "Is the dating advertisement so effective?"
Nowadays, mobile phones have limited memory and 2G network speed is slow. When logging into QQ, the system will lag if there are too many messages. Fortunately, there is a desktop computer in my aunt's bedroom. Chen Jianghe got up, turned on the computer, logged into QQ on the computer, and checked the verification messages from his friends one by one.
“That’s interesting.”
The more Chen Jianghe looked, the more excited he became. Those who added him as a friend basically had notes. Most of them were juniors and seniors at the School of Information Science and Technology of Sun Yat-sen University, and there were also a small number of graduate students.
"The gender ratio is a bit disproportionate. Shouldn't there be more boys majoring in computer science? Why are there more girls adding me as a friend?"
Chen Jianghe was excited, but also fell into a brief moment of contemplation.
"Having many girls also has its advantages. I can create a QQ group, invite everyone in, get to know each other through online chatting first, do some screening, and then organize offline meetings." Chen Jianghe changed his mind and had an idea in mind.
“Boom boom boom.”
At this time, there was a knock on the door.
Chen Jianghe got up and opened the door. My aunt walked into the bedroom in her pajamas, came to the computer desk, and skillfully logged into the "Tonghuashun" website.
"Aunt, are you also trading stocks?" Chen Jianghe asked in surprise.
"Yes, the stock market is doing so well now, and everyone is a stock god. If you have money but don't invest in stocks, you'll be confused." Zheng Jiaxin nodded.
"The Shanghai Composite Index has broken through 6,000 points, and there will be a major adjustment next." Chen Jianghe poured cold water on his aunt at the right time. He had already sold all his stocks before the National Day and had been too lazy to take a look at the stock market during this period.
"Is it true? All the stock investor friends I know are shouting that they would never sell even if they were killed," Zheng Jiaxin asked doubtfully.
"I won't sell it even if I'm beaten to death. You're so silly and cute." Chen Jianghe smiled, moved closer to Zheng Jiaxin and said, "Aunt, let me take a look at your holdings."
"I won't show it to you." Zheng Jiaxin raised her hand and pushed him away, saying seriously, "I will use the money I earned from stock trading to buy you winter clothes and shoes. Don't shake my determination to make money."