Chapter 244 That's Good
Sitting in front of the computer desk in the dormitory, Linzhou looked at the message on Cui Ran's screen, feeling a little amused.
This is a girl the young man met online. It is said that they have already met in person. When he suddenly received this news, he began to seek help from Linzhou, who had the most experience in love in the dormitory.
【How do I know you: [transfer]】
[How to know you: Um... didn't you say the Samsung scarecrow is 45 yuan? I bought it for you. Can you go to the movies with me this weekend? ]
Looking at the content on the screen, Linzhou thought for a moment and then started speaking.
"Think about it, she gave you 45 yuan, and you accompanied her to the movies and dinner on the weekend. If you don't come back at night, there is also hotel money. If it hasn't come to that step yet, it's two rooms... My brother Ran is smarter than a monkey, how could he fall for this?"
Hearing Linzhou's words, Tang Wenyuan, who was sleeping on the upper bunk, started pounding the bed, laughing as he did so.
"Fuck...Linzhou, you are such a genius."
"What's the problem with that? If two people go out and pay 50/50, I have nothing to say. Gifts are gifts, and the expenses of going out are expenses. One thing is another."
Lin Zhou, standing there, holding a pink cup in his hand, looked like a love mentor.
At this time, Cui Ran also recovered a little. He sat on the chair, holding the backrest with both hands, and looked up at Lin Zhou who was standing there. "So, how did your girl spend money when she went out with you, brother Zhou?"
"It's just a normal thing. We're engaged, and we're family. It doesn't matter who goes out." Lin Zhou waved his hand, and returned to his seat to open the computer. "Comrade Tang Wenyuan, do you want to play games?"
"Come on! Call your Yueyue too, and I'll call mine too." Tang Wenyuan directly lifted the quilt and got out of bed at the speed of light.
Seeing that the two people were already seated and invited, the boss who was originally reading a Chinese medicine book immediately turned on his computer and said, "Let me do it. Watch me kill people."
"You're wrong. It's you. Wenyuan and I are killing people."
Linzhou canceled the match and waited for the boss to enter the room before clicking start again.
(*╹▽╹*)·［○･｀Д´･ ○]·(•́へ•́╬)
The exciting game soon began, and Cui Ran began to reply to his girlfriend.
[How to tell you: OK, let’s meet at Jianshe Road subway station this weekend? ]
[How to know you: Yeah, I'll buy some milk tea and wait for you. ]
[How can I tell you: I booked the tickets and I am watching the game. ]
[How to know you: Baby, which platform is it on? I want to watch it too! ]
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While the two people who had just fallen in love were communicating through the Internet, Linzhou and Tang Wenyuan next to them were already furious. The older one was slamming the table and shouting excitedly.
"Fuck, isn't that cool? Five of them!"
Linzhou and Tang Wenyuan both gave thumbs up and walked away with a six.
But in the chat channel, Jiang Xiyue's weak voice came, "The top laner is about to use his ultimate, everyone quickly stand in a straight line~~~"
The voice is soft and cute, but extremely aggressive, and has a long tail.
After collecting the jungle buff, Linzhou spoke to Jiang Xiyue in the middle lane, "Yueyue did a great job. I'll catch him and we'll take him down."
"No!" Jiang Xiyue was busy finishing off the enemy, and her little brain was unable to think of anything else.
At this time, Linzhou directly used two EQs in a row.
"Do it if you like."
"Do!"
Jiang Xiyue agreed in a sonorous and resounding voice, without any of the soft and cute aura she had just had.
There was a pause in the voice channel, and then another girl's voice came, "This is not right, Yueyue, what are you saying?"
After a few seconds, the remaining two boys also reacted and cast questioning looks at Linzhou.
When everyone was confused, Jiang Xiyue seemed to realize something and hurried to explain.
"It's not what you think it is. It's just to kill the opponent's mid laner. It always makes me angry..."
"Okay, okay, do it a few more times." Linzhou spoke immediately, then pressed the return button, picked up the biscuits on the table, and sat there to eat.
As for the situation of the game, it's a sure loss, and it's over when the game starts.
After waiting for a long time, Tang Wenyuan spoke in the voice channel, "Brother, sister-in-law, do you usually talk like this?"
"What else? Gentle, well-educated and well-mannered?" Linzhou curled his lips, grabbed a few bags of spicy strips and threw them to his three good brothers in the dormitory.
The game naturally has to continue, and after everyone gets back into the game, they will naturally have fun playing it.
But before they were halfway through playing, the door was violently opened, and several people walked in. "Classmate, we are the student union. Who put up that sign on the door?"
Hearing this, Linzhou frowned slightly, but turned his head and spoke in a gentle tone.
"Classmate, I hung it. What's the problem? Isn't it allowed to be decorated on the door appropriately to reflect the style of the dormitory?"
This was all he could say at this time , even though the other party seemed to be impolite.
Because he changed the sign on the door, and changed it to write in Chinese... No postgraduate entrance examination, no card application, no fitness, just push the door and fight, and all the singles in the dormitory will be divorced.
Below the Chinese words is written in three languages: Student Union members are not allowed to enter without permission.
The school's student union does not have a very good reputation. Some time ago, there were regulations that said garbage cannot be put in trash cans and things cannot be placed on desks.
In such a large university, although there are many good people, there are always some not-so-smart people who sneak into the student union.
Seeing that Linzhou was not afraid, the leading student came over.
"Brother, please give me some face and remove the foreign language section. Everyone can understand English, and I will give you extra points in the future."
When the screen turned black and white, Lin Zhou turned around completely and pointed at the door. "Just deduct the points as you like. Get out. I'll beat you up next time if you really push the door. Which college are you from? Why don't you knock before you come in?"
Linzhou, who said this, was quite intimidating. He was wearing a white shirt today because he had just returned from a club meeting.
Several students felt they were in the wrong and left, but they still explained.
"I'm sorry, we saw the door was ajar, so we just came in."
"Ah... now you know why there is that sign on the door?" Linzhou said with a smile, and his composure was restored.
A good child is one who corrects his mistakes...
After the members of the student union left, the few people left in the dormitory began to talk at once.
"Brother Zhou, you have such great authority."
"Damn it, I'm not even an official, what authority do I have? I'm just a stinky student." Linzhou curled his lips and continued to play the game on the screen , ignoring everyone.
Jiang Xiyue, who was on the opposite side, obviously heard the whole thing before speaking in a low voice.
"Zhou Zhou, are you okay just now?"
"It's okay... they are just ignorant kids who have never been beaten and are just pretending to be powerful in their ivory tower."
