"With a big head and thick neck, he is either a wealthy man or a cook."
"Are you sick? If you're not sick, take two steps!"
"You'll get numb too if you stomp on it!"
"What kind of bicycle do you want? What kind of bicycle do you want?"
As the skit progressed, the audience in front of the TV couldn't stop laughing.
Many people laughed so hard that their cheeks hurt.
In the prime-time office of CCTV-1: “Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose!”
During the live broadcast, comments were flying: "I am dying of laughter!"
“Hahahaha, it’s moved… apart!”
"No, there's no end to this joke."
"I'm happy to see this, this year's Spring Festival Gala will be good!"
This is the third skit. I’m convinced.
Many people wanted to discredit Han Zhou by using autocratic means at first, but now they are feeling lucky that they did not do so.
Isn't it seeking death to take action?
When the skit ended, it was already half past ten in the evening.
According to common sense, the ratings should have plummeted at this time.
Because many people start eating and drinking as soon as the news broadcast ends, and by this time they are already drunk.
Or they are already playing cards.
Or maybe they were setting off fireworks.
However, the ratings at this time reached its peak tonight.
Reached fifty-seven!
Fifty-seven. It has been twelve years since the show has reached this peak viewership rating.
Many people want to cry.
At the scene, Shen Xixiong put his mobile phone on the table and showed it to Tan Wulin.
Tan Wulin glanced over and said, "Han Zhou is really a deputy general."
"He is both a fierce general and a lucky general."
Shen Xixiong: "The world is ours, but it will eventually be theirs."
"I just didn't expect that this generation would grow so fast, faster than I could imagine."
Tan Wulin: "I wonder what surprises this kid can bring me after I become the chairman of Huaying Group."
Shen Xixiong smiled: "Do you know "Dying to Survive"?"
Tan Wulin nodded.
Shen Xixiong: "Han Zhou gave the outline of "Dying to Survive" to Han Jiaxin and Wei Yuan to write. What do you think it means ?"
Tan Wulin: "The Fourth Master is going to retire after all. I have helped him a lot. Let's return the favor."
Shen Xixiong: "Wrong, you only saw the surface, but didn't see through the fog to the essence."
"Han Zhou, why are you giving this movie, which will surely be a good movie and even sweep all the awards, to Han Jiaxin? "
"You don't think that he would honestly go to the military camp to train for half a year and do nothing during this half year, do you?"
Tan Wulin raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you know something about this?"
Shen Xixiong: "Didn't Han Zhou ask Wang Chao to produce National Treasure at CCTV? I heard from the director of the Palace Museum that Han Zhou wants to use the Palace Museum to shoot a folk movie."
Tan Wulin: "Han Zhou said that he wanted to make a folk movie, but it was definitely not what we imagined."
"This guy must have a big plan."
Shen Xixiong looked at Zhang Ceyong who had just appeared on the stage: "You will know when you take office tomorrow."
"Let's watch the show. I really don't want to miss this year's show."
Guyu: So you guys just chat while I’m making an appearance?
After Zhang Ceyong came on stage, the eye-catching prelude sounded.
Then there is the chanting that has a very historical and vast sense.
The audience at the event could not see the screen display and could only look through the manual.
The audience in front of the TV, especially Zhang Ceyong's fans, were closely watching the program information.
New song!
My Chinese Heart
Lyrics and composition: Han Zhou
Singer: Zhang Ceyong
Wow, Han Zhou, you have booked all the shows this year, right?
Because other people's programs are not of high enough quality, I have to write all the programs by myself.
But in fact, what the audience wants is: more!
Let the storm come even harder !
Coincidentally, when this song came into this world, it was still sung by a singer named Zhang.
In his previous life, this singer had two songs that were known to everyone.
One is called "My Chinese Heart" and the other is called "Descendants of the Dragon".
Logically speaking, this year is the Year of the Dragon, so it would be more pleasing and appropriate to appear on "Descendants of the Dragon".
However, in comparison, the rank of "Descendants of the Dragon" is two levels lower than that of "My Chinese Heart". Han Zhou finally decided to sing "Descendants of the Dragon" at the concert, which meant that he was destined to keep "Descendants of the Dragon" for himself and find another singer to sing "My Chinese Heart".
Han Zhou chose Zhang Ceyong.
During the initial selection, Zhang Ceyong sang this song on the stage, and even the other kings were convinced and did not dare to say a word. It was precisely because these programs were in power that Han Zhou did not encounter any waves in his position as director.
"Rivers and mountains only linger in my dreams
The motherland has not been close for many years
But it can't be changed anyway
My Chinese heart..."
At this point, the audience remembered Gu Yu's words: "The Spring Festival is not only a Chinese festival, but also a festival for all Chinese people around the world, and it is also a common event in the Greater China cultural circle."
"The following is a song dedicated to the overseas Chinese studying or working abroad. It is also a call from the motherland to you."
Because the Spring Festival Gala has a special time slot for reporting New Year's greetings from embassies in various countries, this program happened to be inserted in this position, which many people at the scene did not expect.
The audience quickly got into the lyrics.
"Although the dress is worn
My heart is still Chinese
My ancestors have already given me everything
Branded with Chinese characteristics
Yangtze River, Great Wall, Huangshan Mountain, Yellow River
It weighs a thousand pounds in my heart
Whenever, wherever
We are equally dear in our hearts!!!"
At this moment, Chen Dayong, who was far away on the other side of the ocean and suffering from jet lag, was watching the show and tears suddenly flowed down his face.
At this time, many international students who were unable to return home due to lack of airfare suddenly burst into tears.
Those who have been abroad for many years and only realized how good their motherland is have endless regrets in their hearts and their longing for their motherland is overflowing.
This line of lyrics may be the most classic in the history of Chinese songs.
Many people believe that among the Yangtze River, the Great Wall, Huangshan Mountain and the Yellow River, Huangshan Mountain is not worthy of appearing in the lyrics and was forced in for the sake of rhyme.
This shows that our country’s patriotic education has become very weak.
The Yellow River is called yellow because of the sediment in the river, so the river water is yellow, that’s why it is called the Yellow River.
But Huangshan is not yellow, it is blue-black!
The "Huang" in Huangshan refers to the "Huang" of Emperor Huangdi , the name of the ancestor of Chinese civilization. It is a mark left by the ancestor of the Chinese nation on this land, and it is the trace left by the burning of the civilization fire 4,800 years ago.
Since ancient times, there has been Huang-Lao Taoism. Huangdi came before Laozi, and Laozi came before Taoism.
When the earth is filled with the flames of civilization, and when this country becomes the only surviving ancient civilization in the world, looking back at that original fire, one can spontaneously feel a sense of respect for their ancestors who overcame all difficulties to build this great country.
So this song is not about Mount Tai or the Himalayas, but about Mount Huangshan.
By the same token, the Yangtze River is not named after its long length.
Yangtze River is a homophone of "big river" in ancient southern languages.
So at the beginning, the names of the Yellow River and the Yangtze River were the same, both called "Da He".
Later, the Han regime in the north collapsed and it was difficult to change power. Faced with an unprecedented situation, some people named it the Yangtze River for the first time to correspond to the Great Wall.
When we were in the north, we used the Great Wall as the border. Now that the north has fallen, we must use the Yangtze River as the border to defend the last bottom line of Chinese civilization.
It is precisely because of one man-made barrier and one natural barrier that China has been preserved and survived to this day.
At that time, the Yangtze River was recorded in history books for the first time. It was no longer an ordinary river, but the guardian of this nation.
The Yangtze River and the Great Wall are two national borders of China in different eras.
Huangshan Mountain and the Yellow River represent the father and mother river of human civilization.
Therefore, this line of lyrics can naturally touch people who truly understand history.
I wonder how much thought the lyricist put in to discover the true symbol of Chinese culture.
However, it may also be because the lyricist's surname is Huang, so he is particularly familiar with the word Huang, which is why he was able to write such shocking lyrics? !
"The blood flowing in my heart
The surging voice of China
Even if I was born in a foreign country, I can't change it
My Chinese Heart
Yangtze River Great Wall Huangshan Yellow River
It weighs a thousand pounds in my heart
Whenever, wherever
We are equally dear in our hearts!"
If you haven't been abroad, you won't think much about this line of lyrics.
But when you are abroad and hear such songs and look at the reactions of people around you, you will know that you were born Chinese and a son of China.
Would a foreigner know the Yangtze River and the Great Wall? Would he know Mount Huangshan and the Yellow River?
At most, they have heard of it and may have traveled there.
However, in China, countless people who have never been to these places are fascinated by the stories that happened there.
Because, those stories, taken together, form a book called "History".
And history is only the history of China.
Only Chinese people will care, know, and empathize.
"The blood flowing in my heart
The surging voice of China
Even if I was born in a foreign country, I can't change it
My Chinese heart! "
At this point, domestic audiences just think the song is nice.
During the overseas broadcasts, the comment section had already exploded!
At this time, the screen was also broadcasting: "The Chinese Embassy in the United States sent a congratulatory message, wishing Chinese and overseas Chinese around the world a happy New Year..."
"The Chinese Embassy in Italy..."
"The Chinese Embassy in Turkey..."
In China, when watching the Spring Festival Gala and hearing such congratulatory messages, people may not feel anything, or even feel that they are redundant. Wouldn’t it be better to have one more performance?
However, many Chinese citizens who were born abroad will have a different feeling when hearing such a congratulatory message.
The feeling of being represented is that the embassy actually represents all the Chinese people in this foreign country and wishes compatriots in other parts of the world a happy Chinese New Year.
Is it bad to be represented? No one represents you, no one cares about you, that's when you are lonely.
That kind of loneliness is the pain hidden in the hearts of all Chinese people living in a foreign country.
Every time there is unrest in the region, the embassy sends them a message, is that just one message?
That’s a reassuring backup.
Every time a war breaks out, the embassy issues a guide to evacuating its citizens. Is that a guide?
That is because the motherland still deeply loves her children.
Suddenly, someone realized something.
This year, Han Zhou did what he said.
Songs are selected based on whether they sound good.
For songs of the same standard, patriotic songs are given priority.
Han Zhou blatantly put his patriotic songs into the Spring Festival Gala.
But Han Zhou was unscrupulous.
Because I love my country, so I am awesome. If you don’t agree, then come out and use the real-name system to confront me!
What, you want to slam me anonymously on Yinlang? Go check out the name of Yinlang's second largest shareholder.
As the show progressed, at eleven o'clock, An Lan's fans finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Damn you Han Zhou, why did you schedule Goddess An to sing so late? I'm getting sleepy waiting."
Wait till you see the song title.
"As expected of my brother Han, the song he sang for Goddess An is awesome!"
Many people don’t realize this.
Since the advent of the market economy, the presence of singers from the national team has been gradually decreasing.
However, pop singers have no way of obtaining the singing rights for classic bel canto or patriotic songs.
Both sides are struggling in this tug of war.
Starting three years ago, when large delegations from China went abroad for exchanges, the country would often bring along some pop singers to perform.
For example, pop singers who can speak French are the first choice for performing in French-speaking countries.
For example, when we go to certain friendly countries, we will bring a very large lineup.
These singers who often perform abroad in the name of the country all have golden bodies.
Once you have this experience, there will be less negative information online.
No one dares to mess with them.
For a singer to become an evergreen is a gold medal!
However, among pop singers, not all the top superstars or top singers will be selected.
No matter how good your market performance is, if you don’t have a representative song suitable for this occasion, you will have no chance of such an opportunity.
This time, Han Zhou not only brought out all the patriotic songs, but also helped them build a bridge with the higher-ups.
They can sing these songs when similar occasions arise in the future.
So, in essence, tonight, Han Zhou and his friends have all become golden statues.
Others are making golden statues, but you are building a temple here!
At this time, An Lan and Liu Yiling were standing on the stage.
The name of the song displayed on the screen is "My Motherland and I"!
In previous Spring Festival Galas, it was basically impossible for people who had left the stage to perform again.
But Han Zhou doesn't care about that.
In order to allow Liu Yiling to sing with Chen Feng and An Lan without stealing the limelight from each other.
So Han Zhou deliberately placed "Go Home Often to Visit" at the beginning.
And "My Motherland and I" was arranged at the last moment.
“My Country and I
Can't be separated for a moment
Wherever I go
A song of praise flows out
I sing every mountain
I sing of every river..."
How should I describe An Lan and Liu Yiling’s singing skills? Their singing skills are on par with the top national team.
The national team is better at bel canto, while An Lan and the others are better at pop songs.
But after practicing for several months, there is no difference.
After all, every path ends up being the same thing in the end.
This song also means a lot to An Lan. If she wants, she can sing it for another fifty years.
If you want to be on the Spring Festival Gala but don’t know what song to sing, just choose this one.
There's nothing wrong with singing it every few years.
Liu Yiling, as the backing singer rather than the duet singer, also cooperated very well.
The song ended and there was thunderous applause.
The Spring Festival Gala has reached its final moments.
But the audience still has something to look forward to.
This year's Spring Festival Gala was so popular that every Penguin group and WeChat group was discussing it.
Therefore, many pieces of news that were not widely circulated are now known to everyone.
For example, the movie created by Han Zhou, the director of the Spring Festival Gala, will be released early tomorrow morning.
For example, Han Zhou wrote four sketches for the Spring Festival Gala this year, but one of them was not performed.
So, everyone kept watching, even if after eleven o'clock, the show was not as exciting as from eight to ten o'clock, everyone kept waiting.
Be sure to see the last one.
In fact, there were surprises later, and Han Zhou’s song came out.
Phoenix Band, Ding Ding Maoer and Li Xinqi sang a song "The Most Dazzling National Style" together, which immediately set the stage on fire.
The sketch "Decoration" also appeared at 11:40.
After this skit is performed, the Spring Festival Gala is basically over.
As the last program before the ending song, the second to last program of the whole show and also the finale, it was of course of high quality.
Speaking of which, "Decoration" is half a level behind the previous three.
Even in the history of the Spring Festival Gala, there have been many programs that are funnier than this one.
However, Han Zhou still chose this show.
It's because of his devilish nature.
After many years, some classic programs may be forgotten by everyone, but "Big Hammer Eighty, Small Hammer Forty" is unforgettable.
After watching this skit, the audience's mind was full of:
"eighty!"
"eighty!"
"eighty!"
The audience probably didn't notice that the prices of the sledgehammer and hammer were much lower than the market price, but no one cared.
Who would think about this when there is such a good show?
The comment section also welcomed a final wave of laughter.
"I'm so happy. It's okay even if my face is disfigured."
"Disfiguration is equivalent to plastic surgery, hahahaha!"
“Hahahaha, eighty-eighty, eighty!”
"By the way, such a funny show at the last minute can be said to be perfect."
What I hate most is a show that starts off well but ends badly. If the whole show is good, that’s really awesome!
Someone asked: "The whole show was so interesting. This year's Spring Festival Gala will definitely be a classic memory. I guess I won't forget it even after ten or twenty years. What about the final show? What if it's not good? It will be a pity."
The second to last one is called the finale, and the last one is called the main axis.
Big axis, I have to wear it perfectly today.
It's too difficult.
But, for Han Zhou, EZ.
"Unforgettable Tonight".
All the actors who were willing to stay and had no urgent reason to leave returned to the stage.
Of course, the dancers could only stand at the back regretfully, while the stars were still filmed in the front.
Han Zhou looked at the stage and felt happy.
My time in the entertainment industry over the past few years has not been in vain.
It’s enough to plan a whole year’s Spring Festival Gala, so this network of relationships is already perfect.
Everyone on the stage sang together this song which is the most suitable song in history to be the last song and the most suitable song to end the evening.
"Unforgettable Tonight
Regardless of the ends of the earth
China embraces us
Let us wish the motherland well, the motherland well! "
"Goodbye tonight, goodbye tonight
Whether new friends or old friends
See you again next spring! "
"As long as the mountains remain green, people will never grow old
Wish together, the motherland is good
Let us wish the motherland well~"
Offstage, Shen Xixiong was old and couldn't bear it anymore, but he still kept smiling.
Tan Wulin recalled the movie he saw during last year's Spring Festival and pointed in Han Zhou's direction: "Did you see that? This is called professionalism."
"The main show is a nightmare for others, but for Han Zhou, it is a chance to show off his skills."
"The Spring Festival Gala is a chance for him to show off his skills and make them unmatched."
Shen Xixiong said happily: "Let's go. You will take office tomorrow. During the first Spring Festival period, Han Zhou will also have a movie. Aren't you going to support it? You should go to bed early."
Tan Wulin: "Okay."
That night, countless people were discussing the Spring Festival Gala.
At twelve o'clock, all over the country, New Year's Eve fireworks and firecrackers were set off with the background music of "Unforgettable Tonight" .
…
Early in the morning, the streets and alleys were filled with the song of "Congratulations".
Overnight, Chen Yiran's voice became the most familiar voice to people all over the country.
Of course, it is only limited to the New Year holidays.
But it’s okay. After the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, “Congratulations” will be offline and “The Most Exciting National Style” will be online.
Yanjing.
Hall No. 1 of Luowangfu Cinema.
On the stage, Han Zhou smiled and announced a piece of news to the fans of "Nezha: The Devil Child Comes into the World".
The ordinary audience at the scene said nothing.
And below the stage, the one hundred or so stars who came to show their support said: “Ah?!!!!!!”
The whole audience was shocked!
As soon as these words were spoken, the entire entertainment industry was shocked in just three minutes!
The world is changing, the situation has changed!
To tell this story clearly, we have to start from October... no, it should be September.
…
September.
Shudu.