Chapter 236 It’s a pity that you are a girl

"Okay, we're not far away."
"If you are free to come over, remember to bring me a box of Haagen-Dazs."
Zhou Shuyi drove with her voice at the bottom of her throat.
"???????"
"????"
“Good fellow!”
"So that's the hookup?"
"Haagen-Dazs = you can eat it cold, get it?"
"Fuck, something's wrong!"
"Brother Jie, run!"
“…”
Barrages of comments started to appear one after another.
“Cough cough cough…”
Xing Dao immediately quoted Master Lu's classic lines: "What a pity! Sister Zhou, if you were not a girl, I would definitely become your sworn brother!"
"Hahahahahaha!" Ye Yinfu laughed very happily.
"Miss, miss!" The electric baton warned, "Be careful, Jie's level has increased, I can't keep an eye on him, come and join me soon, I have a big one."
"You guys develop together, and I'll carry the team alone. Even if Jie has his ultimate, he can't kill me." Xing Dao became serious.
Both the normal W and enhanced W of the Lion Dog have the ability to restore health.
When facing non-hero units, it restores 50% of the health lost within 1.5 seconds.
When facing a hero unit, it will restore all HP lost within 1.5 seconds.
Also, no hits are required.
It can also be returned even if it is empty.
Even if you take the full damage from the Three Flowers Gathering at the Top, there is no possibility of being killed.
Eat some lines and clear some jungle.
Return to the city to repair Tiamat.
"By the way, let me open a plate for everyone."
While moving outward, Xing Dao looked at the bullet screen reminder and switched the screen to make a guess: "I am now 4-0-1, and I still need 4 heads to become a super god."
"The first one is whether we can become a god."
"The second one is whether you can stack the bone tooth necklace. This is very difficult. Baozi's Jie is not easy to kill."
" The third one...what do you mean can we catch UZI and take him to take a shower?"
“That’s too much!”
"Everyone wants to see me catch Brother Gouzi. Okay, let's see if I can catch Brother Gouzi and make him lose in this match, okay?"
It is definitely unrealistic to catch UZI and take him to the shower.
Although UZI at this time did not have the mentality to record a video with a bath towel, playing in such a popular entertainment game would definitely not ruin his character.
Negative record...
You can try it!
Anyway, the mid laner on the blue side is Jie, and the support is Yu Shuang, and they have no protection ability.
Ashe has no displacement ability except flash, so it is easy to kill her instantly if a burst of damage hits her in the face.
Go to the side lane first.
Deliberately escape from the battle within the opponent's field of vision, and then move to the middle.
This is a very useful technique in the pub game.
Wearing five-speed shoes, it only takes 10 seconds to walk from the intersection next to the outer tower on the top lane to the vicinity of the Razorback camp after leaving the battle.
If Rengar activates Phantom Flame and his ultimate skill [Hunting Rhythm] to speed up, the time can be reduced to 6 seconds.
You know.
In just 6 seconds, the AD couldn't handle all the soldiers.
As for backing off when you see the lion dog miss...
What a joke!
The lion dog just stood there for a few seconds, and the AD ran to the tower? Is he still developing?
therefore.
Using this little trick, Xing Dao successfully reached the middle.
UZI was shocked when he found a shadow of half a lion dog's face above his head.
The next second, an angry beast with a fist blade in one hand and a sword held upside down came out to kill him!
“Got it!”
Xing Dao was very sure.
Control EQ to land W, and coordinate with the jump to maximize the brutality value.
Seeing that Titan is still in a delayed state, strengthen Q [Cruel and Ruthless] to fill up two stages of damage!
Follow up with another normal attack!
He took Ashe away with one move and turned away.
At this time, Titan slowly extended the anchor.
UZI didn't look very happy.
I knew that bringing a girl was like bringing an accessory, but I didn’t expect it to be such a accessory.
What’s more important is that the Mars bag on the side lane didn’t respond at all.
It's very uncomfortable.
"The Lion Dog should have driven Youmeng and R over there... I was just about to report a MISS when he arrived." Mars Bao guessed the truth.
"Okay, okay." UZI recalled the time and found that it was indeed the case. He couldn't help feeling helpless.
Decided to be more careful next time.
What I didn’t expect was…
Just walked back to the middle lane to develop, and encountered the Warwick again!
"It's a blind spot."
Xing Dao introduced as he moved: "Brother Gouzi's flash still has more than ten seconds left. It's easy to let down your guard at this time, and few people will guard against a lion who just used his ultimate skill."
When a key skill is about to cool down.
Most players , including street kings and professional players, have a mentality of "a little delay will give you skills".
This is what Xing Dao grasped.
Walk out from the side, use flash to dodge Titan's hook and Ashe's close-range [Magic Crystal Arrow], and stick to Ashe's face!
E【Lasso Strike】!
Q【Cruel and ruthless】!
Apply the deceleration function, and then use a certain displacement technique to get closer!
Roar like W [War Roar], like an upside-down bathtub!
At this time, the electric baton also followed up, put a shield on the lion dog, turned Ashe into a harmless little animal, and then used [Shining Lance] to connect the deceleration effect to continue to keep the person.
In the river, Ye Yinfu entangled the Killing God Feng.
Although Xing Dao was knocked away for a moment by Titan's R, he still easily caught up with Ashe and took the kill.
Turning around, I saw that Titan didn't run away...
Kill one more decisively!
Rampage!
God like (close to God)!
Two sound effects sounded one after another, and Xing Dao's record came to 7-0-1, just one away from becoming a super god.
"Ah, this person is so annoying!"
UZI was very upset: "We are two professional players, shouldn't we be a united front? What's the point of staring at me and taking me to the shower? Are you deliberately trying to lead the team?"
"So they want to catch me with a losing record... You're kidding, that's not happening!"
"Well, the room manager, please quickly block the videos with the bathing rhythm, or I will really take a bath."
Watch the barrage and retell.
UZI, who was originally a little careless, became serious.
Even though Yu Shuang's auxiliary delay is a bit high, and even though Ashe has a difficult survival environment facing the Warwick, it is still somewhat unreasonable to be caught with a negative record.
Absolutely not allowed.
Being alert, UZI was no longer in a hurry to consume the buildings. He always stood in the protection range of the outer tower in the middle lane and directed Yu Shuang to stand in the half of the court where the Warwick was to block.
In this way, even if the Warwick activates his ultimate skill [Hunting Rhythm] and moves over, he will find Titan instead of Ashe.
"Sorry for the trouble..."
Xing Dao frowned slightly.
UZI didn't leave the tower the whole time, which made him very difficult to catch.
Although he could go to the wing to find Nozomi for the winning number, the show effect would not be very good, and it was not reasonable to let Teacher Ma have no experience.
It's obviously a bit ridiculous to fight one-on-one with Jie from Mars.
That's right, even if Zed can't kill him with normal or enhanced W, he can recover 100% of the health lost within 1.5 seconds of the Lion.
It is also unrealistic for the Lion Dog to kill the two Shadow Shifters.
So……
We can only use a dirty method!
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