Chapter 235 Grilled Seafood Plan
The tide surged, and white waves washed the shore like foam.
Bifang dragged the life raft ashore with great difficulty. His muscles, bones and skin were groaning at the limit, but his spirit was extremely excited and he forced his body to drag the raft ashore.
It’s so difficult, it’s so difficult for me.
Bifang was sweating profusely. It was extremely difficult. It was too much to ask for...
After sailing for a whole day and just when he was about to take a break, he saw an island. Then he paddled for several kilometers and had to hurry to tow the life raft ashore to prevent it from being washed away by the current. Bifang even began to wonder if he would pee blood tomorrow.
The saliva was sticky like glue. Bifang covered his pounding heart and spat. Then he untied the knot of the bath towel and put his head in, moistening his lips, tongue and throat before drinking in small sips.
After tying it again, Bifang seemed to have had his energy sucked away by a goblin. He tilted his head back and collapsed on the beach, with the foamy waves kissing his feet.
[No way, no way, this is not possible? Is there really someone who can't swim a few kilometers? Isn't this kidney deficiency? ]
[Wow, where is this? I've only been away for three hours and Fang Shen has already landed on the beach ? ]
[I just received the notification and thought it was fake, but it turned out that I actually ran into an island. What incredible luck!]
【Wuhu! Take off! 】
[Too exciting! My second uncle, who has been paralyzed for many years, jumped up from his bed immediately after watching this video, and he is still missing]
【Lao Fang is so still? 】
[Yeah, what happened? ]
The audience originally thought that Bifang just lay down to take a rest, but after they discussed for more than ten minutes, Bifang seemed to have no intention of getting up.
Something happened?
Jarrett frowned, realizing that things were not simple, and quickly asked the director of photography to move the drone closer. As a result, just as the drone flew close to his head, a light snoring sound became clearer.
Pondy and Jarrett looked at each other.
Actually, fell asleep...
Bifang felt like he had a nightmare. He dreamed that because his physique was getting stronger and stronger, he was spotted by a coach and was invited to participate in a sports meet, intending to win glory for the country. However, after running a marathon, he was drafted into the triathlon because there was a shortage of people. Before he had a good rest, he was pushed into the water to start swimming...
"Fuck! Blood! It's blood!"
Bifang suddenly woke up with cold sweat on his back. He opened his eyes wide and looked around blankly, and found that he was on a beach. There was no circular running track, and he did not faint in the toilet.
“It was actually a dream.”
Bifang held his head and found that he was even more tired. The muscles in his arms were sore and swollen. He tried to recall for a while and found that he seemed to have fallen asleep on the beach last night?
"Boss, he's awake!"
The third brother who was monitoring the screen all the time immediately noticed Bifang's awakening, and quickly called the camera director and Jarrett. Looking at Bifang who was still a little confused in the picture, the two waited for a while. After Bifang reacted and nodded, the live broadcast started again.
As soon as the show started, fans flocked in.
[Fuck, I fell asleep as soon as I got to the island yesterday. My hemorrhoids exploded.]
[It's very uncomfortable to be neither up nor down, can you give me something exciting? ]
[What kind of lewd words are you using? Can you be more civilized? There are children in the live broadcast room.]
[Carrying Fang Shen and running away at night]
Bifang didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He forced himself to say hello to everyone, then quickly dragged the life raft upwards.
"I was shocked when I woke up this morning because I fell asleep yesterday without dragging the life raft completely ashore. I was really worried that it would be swept away by the waves at night. Everyone must be careful when encountering such a situation. Not only must you not let the waves hit your life raft, but you must also keep a distance of at least three meters to prevent high tides at night."
After dragging the life raft to the shore with great effort, Bifang reached out to wipe the sweat off his face. Although he didn't sleep well, he was mentally exhausted. Physically, he had recovered well, except that his upper arm muscles were a little sore.
"There are many things to pay attention to when tugboats go ashore. It's not as simple as everyone thinks. First of all, you need to choose a good landing spot so that the boat can easily dock or abandon the boat and swim to the shore. Secondly, you need to lower the sails, observe the rocks, and drop the sea anchor to slow down the boat. Of course, if there are no rocks, forget it. Remember not to land facing the sun, as it is very difficult to find rocks because the sea surface will reflect light, making it difficult for you to see the underwater conditions clearly."
Bifang explained while dragging the heavy life raft. Although it looked light, it was actually quite heavy.
If there were multiple options, the sloping coast below the breaking waves would be ideal, but the island was small and there were no big waves, so the water simply flowed along the sides of the island.
"We must seize the opportunity and move forward with the waves to avoid being crushed or turned around by the oncoming waves. We must also do our best to reach the shore quickly and accurately, because once the tide changes direction, our boat will be dragged into the sea again. This is why I was so anxious yesterday. If the tide recedes, the boat will be pushed into the deep sea again. All our previous efforts will be wasted. In addition, we must tie ourselves to the boat, so that even if the boat is overturned, you will still have a chance of survival if you are injured or unconscious; if you are alone in the waves and are dragged to the rocks by the waves, you are likely to die."
"If we really can't do it and have to abandon the boat and swim to the shore, we may encounter reefs. It will be very dangerous if we are hit by the waves. For this reason, we can wear more clothes for cushioning. It is better to have a life jacket. When rushing towards the rocks, lift your feet in front of you so that the impact of the rocks falls on the soles of your feet. Bend your knees to cushion the impact!"
【Men can't say no! 】
[Is it so difficult to get ashore? Why do I feel like Lao Fang seems to be having an easy time? ]
[Stupid, Lao Fang must have observed it, he is an expert at getting ashore. ]
Bifang stood up after pulling the life raft ashore. He looked at the small island under his feet and was really impressed by his good luck. Not only were there no reefs around, allowing him to tow the boat ashore smoothly, but there were also several trees on the island, which was the most rare thing.
"I have always stressed that the North Atlantic is windy and many trees are easily cut down by strong winds before they grow up. It is very difficult for trees to grow, but this one not only grew, but also became a small forest."
Bifang circled the small island in a very short time, measured in minutes. Although the area was small and it was unlikely that there would be any living creatures, after a careful count, it was discovered that there were twenty-three trees growing on this island with an area of less than 300 square meters!
They are all good materials!
Bifang's eyes were shining and he was almost drooling. After drifting on the sea for a week, he was tired of the feeling of having nothing at hand. He really wanted someone to give him a pillow when he was sleepy.
and……
Bifang chuckled and narrowed his eyes: "Who bet that I couldn't find the stick?"
【! 】
[I was careless. I didn’t dodge! ]
[Damn it, the anchor has no moral principles! I'll get my blood and sweat in return!]
[Fuck! I have been saving all these wolf-hair brushes for more than ten years! They are all destroyed in one day! They are all destroyed in one day!]
[Regret it now, cherish your life and stay away from gambling! ]
[Kill Fangshen, grab the Langhao! Now that I am here, Langya will be at peace! ]
During the first few days of drifting, some viewers suggested that the pathfinder sticks that appeared in every live broadcast would not appear again, so a gamble was made. In just a few minutes, more than 100,000 wolf-hair sticks were collected. By the time the market closed, the number of wolf-hair sticks had reached a million. This can be said to be the biggest gamble since the system was launched!
The odds for those who bet on energy are 1 to 18, so if you bet on one, you can earn 18!
At this time, the backstage also sent out rewards in a timely manner. The staff were very observant. Needless to say, if they wanted the tree stick to appear, Bifang just had to bend down. Facts speak louder than words, and the tree stick appeared again!
[Hehehe, it would be disrespectful to refuse it, it would be disrespectful to refuse it]
[It’s all thanks to you brothers who have shown me kindness. I made 18 times the money with my blood and tears. I’m so bad.]
[My wallet is so fat for the first time, I’m a little scared, should I hire a bodyguard? ]
The netizens who received the rewards were so proud that Bifang wanted to beat them up when he saw them, not to mention that he lost the bet against the audience. Of course, the wolf hair brush itself is not valuable and is just an entertainment component.
But the effect is still very good. Just a little money was spent to hype up the atmosphere. Under the leadership of Bifang, the top anchor, Langya has been developing better and better. There is no sign of its declining status at all. Instead, it seems to be overshadowing Shark and Tiger Tooth.
I heard that employees often saw the company's top executives holding a photo of Bifang and grinning, occasionally blowing on it to wipe it, and carefully placing it on the desk. I don't know if it's true or not...
By the way, it seems like the annual PK is about to begin?
When is it, starting this afternoon?
Bifang stroked his chin and looked at the active netizens. Suddenly he remembered that this was the case. It was a common practice in the live broadcast circle to hold a week-long large-scale PK event before the Chinese New Year every year. The number of viewers, rewards, barrage and other factors were used to compile a public data to judge the popularity of the anchors within the platform.
In the past, this data was compared internally within this platform, but this year is a little different. The story started a long time ago, when Bifang got the certificate. We learned that the higher-ups intended to rectify the live streaming platform, so this year we organized a joint event where all anchors would compete on the same stage. The data would be notarized by a third party and no falsification was allowed. Once falsification was committed, the anchor would be blacklisted and banned from broadcasting for one month.
This is a huge punishment for anchors who make a living by popularity, and it is not uncommon to lose half of their fans.
This is the first step in the above rectification and a warning against platform data falsification. I don’t know how many anchors are unable to make a name for themselves because the platform deliberately suppresses data and are forced to sign a series of unfair terms.
Bifang knew the news half a month ago when Liu Qian called him and he remembered it, but because he had been busy fishing in the past few days, he didn't think about it until today when his life was secured.
Are all streamers ranked together?
I didn't feel nervous at all. Is it because it's lonely at the top?
Bifang felt that his mentality was not right. Ever since the live broadcast of the wild geese migration, the number of people watching his broadcast had reached at least hundreds of thousands, which had made him a little inflated and he no longer took PK seriously.
To be honest, he, the top anchor, is different from the top anchors on other platforms. If the top anchors of Shark and Tiger Tooth are Ferghana horses, then Bifang is like the Golden-winged Roc, grabbing the wolf's tooth and taking off. They are both different in terms of their style.
The anchors of the remaining platforms can’t compare to him even if they are beaten to pieces. After all, he is a global anchor. Not to mention seeing him, we have never even heard of him. It’s a dimensionality reduction attack.
When Bifang asked if the PK time was this afternoon, the audience all laughed.
[Fang Shen is still worried about this? Do you look down on yourself or us? ]
[Brothers, start posting comments, don’t let the time limit of commenting affect your sand sculpture heart! ]
[It doesn't start until 2pm, it's only 9pm now, save some energy]
[Fang Shen is definitely number one, but I still suspect there is something fishy going on! ]
[The show is banned for a month, can you bear it? ]
[Damn it, why did Fang Shen ban the show? He is worried about us, the audience. Is this the river? It is not the river at all! ]
"Why!"
Mo Xiaoxian was broadcasting live, asking his top players to support him when the PK officially started in the afternoon. However, he just opened Bifang's live broadcast room on his mobile phone, looked at the barrage of comments in it, and sighed slightly.
The sigh is not a feeling of loss, but a feeling of emotion.
He had been the most popular anchor of Langya for three consecutive years, but now it seems that he can only give it up to others and take the second place. No, this time all platforms have joined forces and he can only get the top ten.
I don't feel unwilling at all. To be honest, the first place is just an empty title and there is no substantial benefit.
At this point, it is the upper limit of the platform that limits the growth of the anchor. The more users the platform has, the more fans it can attract. The arrival of Bifang has raised this upper limit, and other Langya anchors have also benefited from the user benefits. They are all very happy and do not want Bifang to leave more than anyone else.
If it were based on their previous results, they might not even make it into the top ten of the popularity list, but now they can compete for it, and all this is because of one person.
In this regard, Mo Xiaoxian could only say one thing: Master Fang, please increase your efforts!
In addition to Mo Xiaoxian, other Langya anchors had the same idea.
If building a platform is like playing chess, then Wang Yongbo of Langya undoubtedly made a masterful move.
Especially Bifang’s thigh pendant, Langya’s well-known female licker, Yao Lina.
If you want to know Fang Shen, you must know Fang Shen's loyal licker, a woman who has been chasing Bi Fang since her first live broadcast in Langya, without missing a single one. Because she is beautiful and generous, many people will go to her live broadcast room to join in the fun after Bi Fang's live broadcast. As a result, she licked herself from a little-known anchor to a big anchor. Many people laughed at her for licking the thick leg hair off Fang Shen's legs.
Yao Lina is not ashamed of this but proud of it. In her words: I licked it with my own ability, if you have the ability, you can lick it too!
Bifang smiled and shook his head, no longer paying attention to the stupid netizens, and turned to collect materials.
The first thing to do, of course, is to start a fire.
I haven't eaten cooked food for seven days and I miss the taste so much.
With his full mobility, Bifang started wandering around the island. The situation was pretty much as he expected. There were no animals on this tiny island, not even any insects. There were only a few trees and grass on the entire island.
After searching for a while, they managed to find all the materials needed to start a fire, but from Bifang's point of view, they were not up to standard. There was no choice but to make do with what they had.
Classic hand drill method.
After digging a hole with the stones he had found and making tinder, Bifang began his plan of making fire with a lot of effort.
The audience watched with fascination. The first time they used hand drilling was a long time ago and Bifang succeeded in one try, so it should not be difficult this time either.
Half an hour later.
Damn it!
"I can't have a baby!"
Bifang threw away the wooden stick in his hand and began to doubt himself.
【Fang Shen is exhausted】
[The Qilin Arm has regressed. Is he finding a girlfriend behind our backs? ]
[Be moderate, Master Fang, women will only slow down your speed in making fire! ]
[Sister Na, come out quickly, is it you who did this?]
[Yes, it’s me! I’m not pretending anymore. I’m going to show my cards.]
Bifang was speechless, but still explained the reason: "The island is too small, the humidity is too heavy, and my arms are so sore that I can't get out of the charcoal fire at all."
There is no flint on the island.
Bifang frowned. He could tell what was on the island at a glance. He was sure that there was no flint on the island, only other ordinary stones, which could not start a fire.
No, Bifang is still arguing, the charcoal grilled seafood plan cannot fail!
If the hand drill doesn't work, then use the bow drill. If the bow drill doesn't work, then use the saw drill. If the saw drill doesn't work, then use the pump drill. He just couldn't believe that with all his skills, he couldn't even make a fire.
I must see fire today!
Charcoal grilled seafood, wait for me !
