Chapter 229 Competition
"This is an MTA clerical robot." Mr. Cat said, looking at the vending machine.
The vending machine flashed its lights.
"This is military equipment. Why is a military equipment here?"
Xiao Zhen looked at the screen and said, "It said its name is Mai Mai."
“No one asked what it was called.”
"Maimai said his favorite fuel is Fulai 96 engine oil, and he doesn't like any other flavors."
"No one asked it what it likes to eat." Mr. Cat stared at Mai Mai and said, "How did you enter the country? Who do you belong to? Who is he responsible for?"
"Mr. Cat, you scared it." Xiao Zhen looked at the binary code flowing on the screen, "It is very depressed and frightened now."
"This military equipment is not included in the entry permit of the Overwatch Eye."
With a snap, all the lights in the vending machine went out, and all the energy signals went out.
Xiao Zhen said, "It turned itself off."
Captain Madara said: "No, he was so scared after hearing the word "Overseer's Eye" that he shut himself up."
"..." Mr. Cat glared at Mai Mai, then turned his gaze away and glared at Captain Madara Xiao Zhen and said, "In your eyes, what exactly is the Eye of Supervision?"
"A torture system that tries to arrest everyone and throw them into jail." Seeing Mr. Cat's unfriendly look, Captain Madara immediately changed his words and said, "But these are all my previous misunderstandings. The Eye of Supervision is the staunch guardian of the citizens of the Galaxy and the unyielding order of the Galaxy..."
Mr. Cat glared at Captain Ban, then turned around and jumped onto the top of Mai Mai, sweeping his cat tail across Mai Mai's screen. "If you play dead again, I'll send you to the recycling machine factory right away."
Pah. Mai Mai's screen lit up again, and a line of words appeared on it: [I am a vending machine. I really am a vending machine. I really am a vending machine.]
Xiao Zhen smiled and said, "Commander of the Overwatch Eye, please let it go because it saved my friend."
"Shut up, you are also a criminal without an entry permit." Mr. Cat walked around the vending machine and sent the identification code on the machine back to the local office of the Eye of Supervision.
After checking the information, it announced that although this military equipment did not cause any trouble, it was also an unregistered alien illegal import robot. According to the military robot management regulations, Mai Mai should be immediately deported and sent to the nearest mechanical recycling plant. Upon hearing this, Mai Mai almost immediately trembled. When Mr. Cat stared at it, the square robot immediately stood still.
"Considering your current condition, you will be under the surveillance of the Supervisory Eye until your owner returns." Mr. Cat announced.
Mai Mai flashed the light cautiously.
Xiao Zhen said: "This officer means that you can stay here and continue to be a vending machine."
All the lights on the Maimai case flashed, and it began to spin happily in circles.
"If you cause a disturbance or let the locals notice your abnormality, I will immediately have the machinery factory reclaim you..."
Captain Madara whispered to Xiao Zhen: "Isn't it more painful to ask this gentleman to be a good person and say nice things occasionally than to kill it?"
"That's what the Overwatch Lord is like..." Xiao Zhen coughed and said loudly to Mr. Cat who was glancing at him, "He is loyal to his duties, upright and incorruptible. He is a role model in the galaxy and a glory in the starry sea."
Mr. Cat glared at them unmoved, then turned and walked out the door.
For students, the most terrifying thing is to open their eyes and find that the holiday is almost over but the homework is not done yet.
Xiaozhen is in this state now.
Although Mr. Cat claimed that the Sage Mimic Slime Mold was so loyal and reliable, and perfectly filled the gap when he was away. But Xiao Zhen flipped through the diary of the slime mold Yan Zhen, which was full of runaway wives and their life insights. He flipped through his homework again, and this loyal and reliable slime mold was addicted to watching TV series and had no time to do his homework.
In addition to the annoying homework, Wei Jingjing's stagnation and recovery also gave him a headache. One semester passed, the winter vacation ended and the new semester began. For underage Homo sapiens who are still in the developmental period, sleeping too long is not a good thing. Judging from Wei Jingjing's physiological data, her various indicators are normal, and Xiao Zhen has not yet found the reason for her stagnation. But she can't stay at Yan Zhen's house all the time, which will be his top priority that he must solve in the near future.
On the other hand, Xiao Zhen is thinking about how to make money.
In the past few days, he took time to consult several interstellar engineering companies. The initial construction fee for the planet is at least 500 million, and the advance payment is at least 100 million credit coins. It is impossible for 100 million credit coins to fall directly from the sky. Xiao Zhen knows this very well, and how to make money is also his top priority.
At present, the Zejin has been transformed into a merchant ship. He got a merchant license from Mr. Cat. Now Ms. Fei has become the temporary captain of the merchant ship under Xiaozhen's name. Liu, Guan and Zhang are the first mate, second mate and third mate respectively. The ship has been fully loaded with cargo and set off for the Jinghai Star District. Although the profit from a round trip is quite high , it is still far from making 100 million. Not to mention that he still owes Zejin the ship payment.
Xiao Zhen wrote Wei Jingjing, planet transformation and making money on his whiteboard. These three things are very important, and now he can only choose one of the top priorities, which is of course -
Do winter vacation homework.
An Yuan's phone beeped.
She opened her phone and found a link from her best friend Fang Ziwei. The link header had a few avatars of cats, dogs, and parrots.
She asked Fang Ziwei in voice: "What is this?"
"A pet food group held a pet competition on a social platform, and my family's pension entered the competition. Look, isn't this photo of my son adorable?"
"Lovely, pension is lovely."
"I don't think there are any restrictions on the competition. Why don't you, Mr. Cat, also participate?"
"Our cat is rather aloof and can't be taken out."
"It's not a competition that you have to bring to the venue, just post videos and photos, and vote online. I think your cat is pretty cute, would you like to participate?"
An Yuan's eyes lit up, "This is fine!"
"bring it on!"
After talking to Fang Ziwei, An Yuan quickly found a few photos of Mr. Cat that she thought were good-looking, and opened her laptop to slightly retouch them with Photoshop. After the retouch, she was more and more satisfied. The cat in the computer had big, round eyes, tilted its head and looked innocent, just like a little cat who didn't know the world. To use the popular online language now, it was like Ah Wei died again and again, so cute that people were bleeding from their noses.
Mr. Cat is indeed the cutest cat in the world. An Yuan felt her heart melt as she looked at him. She clicked the mouse and uploaded Mr. Cat's photo as a contestant.
After the registration was completed, she opened the website and curiously looked at the other pets that had registered. She found that in addition to the regular cats and dogs, there were also hamsters, lizards, snakes, parrots, starlings and other pets participating in the competition.
If even the lizard starling can participate in the competition, then our Captain Madara II should be able to do so as well.
In An Yuan's mind, Captain Madara has unfortunately passed away. Now the chicken brought home by Xiao Zhen is secretly called the Second Generation by Yan An and An Yuan. She never expected that Xiao Zhen had such feelings for this chicken. Not long after Captain Madara passed away, Xiao Zhen brought back a substitute, claiming that this was Captain Madara.
An Yuan knew that it was definitely not the original Captain Madara, because how could the chubby Captain Madara, who was fed by her, suddenly become so thin? In order to take care of Xiao Zhen's feelings, she and Yan An did not take the initiative to make it clear.
Hey, this stand really looks exactly like the former Captain Madara.
An Yuan went to the front hall and found Captain Ban walking around the house. She picked up her phone and started taking photos of him. When Captain Ban saw An Yuan taking photos of him, he immediately perked up and puffed out his chest and posed in several impressive poses.
After the shooting was completed, An Yuan returned to the computer, selected a few photos of Captain Madara, and uploaded them together.
That night, Li Xinyi received links from Fang Ziwei and An Yuan at the same time, asking her to vote for their pets.
Li Xinyi saw that each phone number can only vote once. Two friends asked her to vote at the same time, so she had to be fair. She called her husband and daughter Rourou, which was exactly three phone numbers, one vote for each pet.
After my husband cast his vote, the webpage popped up the current vote count. He laughed as soon as he saw it, "There must be something fishy going on here. Look at the first place dog, it's so ugly, but it has more than 300 votes. I don't believe so many people would vote for this ugly dog."
"That's a Pinzhong dog. It looks a bit strange. There must be some shady dealings with the manufacturer in this competition. Let me see what the first prize is." Li Xinyi scrolled up the webpage. "A year's worth of premium pet food, and a title sponsored by a manufacturer. How boring."
"This kind of competition must have been decided internally. The other contestants are just for fun." My husband said, "The cats of your two friends are quite cute, and the chicken is also very creative."
"It's a pity that they are just runners-up."
Rourou said, "Mom, can I also have a cat..."
"no!"
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When Ma Jingshi accidentally clicked on a web link during his lunch break and saw the photo of Mr. Cat, he immediately sprayed out the water.
After wiping the table, calming his mind, and stabilizing his mind, Ma Jingshi reopened the webpage. That's right, it was Mr. Cat, his boss, the inspector of the Eye of Supervision, the object of everyone's fear, the most ruthless defender of the galactic order, and a god-like superior in his eyes, waiting in line with a bunch of local native pets to vote.
Ma Jingshi rubbed his eyes and checked the photo again. Yes, it was indeed his sacred and inviolable boss. Although some filters were added to the photo and the eyes were a little bigger, it was indeed his distinguished superior, Mr. Cat.
Uh, the vote count is only 4 now.
Ma Jingshi quickly scrolled through the webpage and saw that the first place was a Schnauzer that looked a bit strange, and the current number of votes was 398.
Ma Jingshi thought about it and voted for his boss.
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Loya's Nest.
Duke Gil looked at the online voting with dissatisfaction.
"My Poker only has 2 votes?? 2 votes??"
Poker is a golden lizard raised by Duke Gil. The local people call this kind of lizard a leopard gecko. It has a beautiful appearance and a gentle personality. It is Duke Gil's favorite. In his spare time, Duke Gil likes to ride it when traveling.
On a whim, he asked his subjects to register his little pet, but he didn't expect that only a few passers-by voted for his beautiful lizard, which made Duke Jill quite unhappy.
He flipped through the webpage angrily. The number one vote was currently a dog of unknown origin. The local people's aesthetic taste was really too poor. While scrolling up and down the webpage, he accidentally saw a familiar photo and was stunned.
That's right, that was the "Mr. Cat" who had visited the Luoya's Nest before, the mysterious inspector who was airborne by the Eye of Supervision. That mysterious person who was aloof and didn't reveal a single word.
I never thought it would participate in this kind of competition. Duke Gill looked at Mr. Cat's votes again, 5 votes. He couldn't help laughing.
If his pet Poker could win the game, it would be a great opportunity to humiliate Mr. Cat.
In the past, the inspectors would put aside their pride and keep in touch with the local Xilin people, but this mysterious airborne inspector cut off contact with the Xilin people immediately after taking office. This arrogant and rude attitude had long made Duke Jill dissatisfied.
And he would not let this opportunity slip away.
Duke Gill summoned his attendants and ordered them to put Poker's ticket on the ticket immediately.
Yan's house.
Xiao Zhen said, "My mom recently participated in a pet competition. She signed you up and sent me a link so I can vote."
Mr. Cat didn't even raise his head, obviously not very interested.
Captain Madara rushed to the computer and shouted, "What is Nisei?? Why is the name written under my photo Nisei???"