Chapter 22 Teacher Xiao Yuan's Commission
Teacher Xiao Yuan is one of the most popular female teachers in the school.
She is young and beautiful, always has a bright smile on her face, and her lectures are lively and interesting. She is the goddess in the hearts of many boys.
Xiaozhen stared at Teacher Xiaoyuan in front of the podium, looking at her soft skin, sparkling eyes, slender and well-proportioned arms, and then sliding down to her legs. No matter from which angle she looked, the person in front of her was a young Homo sapiens woman, and there was no trace of her true appearance that day.
He was a little curious about what kind of horror drama the classmates would stage if Teacher Xiao Yuan's arm suddenly moved away again because of the noise. But since school started, except for the time when Xiao Zhen saw it, Teacher Xiao Yuan had never revealed any flaws. She disguised herself perfectly, just like a truly lovely and charming young female teacher.
He didn't know much about the slender-legged crabs. From his limited knowledge , he only knew that this species specialized in group action, and combined forces to disguise themselves as other animals to hunt. He didn't know how this tiny crab could see an ordinary human as a dream lover. This must be because their brain capacity is really pitifully small.
If Mr. Feng knew that a group of slender-legged crabs had a crush on him, he would probably be so moved that he would put the crabs in a steamer and steam them.
Xiao Zhen turned her eyes to the window. The laboratory building was still a horrible sight. A huge eel monster was wrapped around the laboratory building, spitting out light-colored bubbles. A dark ball of thread was tumbling in the air, making a buzzing sound. More debris was circling and flashing.
I really envy these humans who are completely blind to this kind of mental pollution. Xiao Zhen felt that his rationality had dropped a little. Mr. Cat said that he would "deal with" the vortex in the laboratory building in the next two days and hide it. But at the moment, the damn unstable remnants of the void are increasing day by day.
For example, right now, a ball of minced meat was floating outside the window, and multiple mouths in the black fog opened and closed, revealing deformed teeth with saliva. Xiao Zhen observed it with great interest. It was just a projection that had no effect on the real space, but even so, it did bring great mental pressure to its host.
For the sake of both parties' physical and mental health, Xiaozhen really wants to drive away this disgusting meat-mincing monster.
So he silently extended his transparent tentacles, and the moment he touched the piece of meat, he connected his consciousness to it.
(hiss--)
The mince monster began to tremble. (hiss hiss hiss)
The feeling after this consciousness connection was not good. If I had to describe it, it was like breathing in rotten meat and smelly blood. If it wasn't so annoying, Xiao Zhen wouldn't torture herself like this.
The minced meat monster realized that something was wrong and let out a vague groan.
(Don’t eat me————)
(I am willing to serve you————)
(Don’t eat me————)
(Let me praise you————)
Xiao Zhen was stunned for a few seconds after receiving its plea. But what was the point of accepting a projection of a minced meat monster as a believer? Moreover, this monster could not interfere with reality.
(Don’t eat me, let me praise you————) The Minced Meat Monster continued to beg.
Its pleading sound was like a chainsaw rubbing up and down on its skull. Before Xiao Zhen responded, his host body began to wail mentally. If the host Yan Zhen was conscious at this moment, he would probably be driven crazy by this crazy noise.
The meat-mincing monster began to hiss. This was its way of chanting and praising those in higher positions. It was divided into eight parts in total, sounding together up and down, using its sticky meat to rub out chaotic syllables. This was a solemn hymn.
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It is difficult to describe what the person being praised feels at this moment. Xiao Zhen feels as if someone has opened up his skull and poured hot soup into it.
Then, his tentacles grabbed the soft, rotten flesh and crushed it.
"Yan Zhen, please concentrate on the class." A piece of chalk hit Xiao Zhen's head. Teacher Xiao Yuan warned him with a smile.
As an alien visitor, Teacher Xiao Yuan was completely unaware of the various anomalies in the laboratory building. This was normal because more than 90% of the intelligent creatures in the galaxy were weaklings in front of the Heart Devourer. They would only be suspicious of the Heart Devourer, the ultimate intelligent life form in the universe, and some would even rack their brains to destroy it.
There is no way around it. The ultimate evolved being in the universe will always arouse the jealousy of other less intelligent races.
After class, Teacher Yuan asked Yan Zhen to come to her office. Her words caused a stir among the boys in the class.
"Wow... it's wonderful to be face to face and close to Goddess Yuan." The boy Gao Yuan said with a smile.
Xiao Zhen said, "Are you envious?"
"I'm envious. Of course I'm envious." Gao Yuan acted touched. "I really want Goddess Yuan to give me one-on-one tutoring."
"Forget it." Several boys burst into laughter. "If Teacher Yuan really comes to visit your home, you'll have to eat barbecued pork on a stick when you get home."
"You know nothing!"
It just so happened that Teacher Xiao Yuan came to visit Xiao Zhen for a home visit. However, it was not Teacher Xiao Yuan who was doing the home visit.
"Teacher Feng will visit your home tomorrow." Teacher Xiao Yuan said to Xiao Zhen.
Xiao Zhen nodded. He knew about this. According to the latest instructions from the school, the head teacher, Mr. Feng, was conducting a home visit to visit every student's parents.
"According to Mr. Feng's home visit routine, he usually arrives at students' homes at 7:30, chats with parents for about 50 minutes, and then leaves."
"Oh, you understand it very well."
"There's a neighborhood park next to your house. I'll be walking my dog past the park around 8:25, and I'll happen to pass by the road in front of your house, and then I'll happen to run into Teacher Feng."
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"So, you have to find a way to control the time and make sure he leaves your house around 8:20."
"...Teacher, are you a stalker?"
"This is a tactical arrangement. In short, you must ensure this time period." Teacher Yuan held her face and said tenderly, "This way I can just happen to meet Teacher Feng and start a romantic walk."
I feel that the distance between crabs and the word romance is like the tens of thousands of light years between the Cryptogram Galaxy and the Tanka Galaxy.
"In short, you just have to make sure of this time period!"
"...Teacher, you really know how to order people around."
"This is your obligation to repay me after you learned my secret." Teacher Yuan tilted her head with a bright smile in the corner of her eyes, "After all, I am your teacher."
After dinner, Teacher Feng came to visit our home on time.
Teacher Feng always spoke well of Yan Zhen. Yan Zhen was a good kid. She raised her hand to speak in class, handed in her homework on time, respected the teacher, and often took the initiative to help her classmates. Xiao Zhen listened for a long time and felt that Yan Zhen in Teacher Feng's mouth was completely different from herself. His beautification was quite effective. An Yuan smiled from ear to ear, and Yan An also showed a relieved smile.
But Mr. Feng changed the topic and said that the competition among students is very fierce now, and the upcoming high school entrance examination is a very strict test. Children nowadays are not like those in the past. They have better conditions and stronger learning abilities. Most of the time, they can only compete with who works harder. Yan Zhen is very smart, but her current grades need to be improved. He firmly believes that Yan Zhen has not fully exerted her due strength. He looked at Yan Zhen's parents with a sincere look. On how to tap Yan Zhen's potential, he hopes to have more communication and understanding with the parents, so as to better guide and urge the child to develop better.
An Yuan kept nodding: "You are right."
Teacher Feng said: "Today's children are distracted too much by external things. Computers, mobile phones, and games are factors that affect children's attention."
"That's right!" An Yuan agreed. She looked at Xiao Zhen and immediately translated the spirit of the meeting into policy measures. "Xiao Zhen, you should play less on your computer. The same goes for your phone. It's full of games. I'll give you a schedule for using your computer and phone later."
"..." Xiao Zhen decided to forget about the agreement with Teacher Xiao Yuan. Now, he just wanted to drive the teacher out.
Teacher Feng is a good chatterbox. After achieving the initial goal of the home visit, he started chatting with Yan Zhen's parents. He told them interesting stories about several students in the school, which made the chat full of laughter. Time soon came to 8:16, and Teacher Feng looked at his watch and stood up to say goodbye to Yan Anyuan.
Everything was going well until Teacher Feng passed by the lobby. He stopped and pointed at a shell on the display case, saying in surprise: "This is..."
Yan An replied: "Snail."
"I know, but this color, this quality, and this size..." Teacher Feng marveled at the conch in front of him, "This is the first time I've seen a conch of this color and this size."
"Are you also a seashell collector?"
"No, no, no, I can't say I'm a collector. I just know a thing or two about shells." Xiao Zhen felt that there were stars twinkling in Teacher Feng's eyes. "Could it be, could it be that Mr. Yan is a shell collector?"
Yan An smiled: "It's not really a collection. I have some shells in my study. Are you interested in seeing them?"
"well!!"
Xiao Zhen watched Teacher Feng follow Yan An upstairs to the study.
The chicken landed on Xiaozhen's shoulder and said, "Your teacher followed your father to the study."
"I know."
"I don't think this is something that can be resolved in five minutes. Look at his expression."
This does not require the chicken's reminder. Xiao Zhen just clearly detected Teacher Feng's subconscious: he wanted to hug Yan An's thighs to see more shells.
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Teacher Xiao Yuan was holding Qiuqiu at the intersection waiting for her romantic encounter. Xiao Zhen glanced at the wall clock in the living room and decided to think of a way.
He approached the study.
Yan An was introducing his collection on the shelf to the smiling teacher Feng. He pointed to a shell with black spots and said, "This is a black star conch that I collected a while ago."
"I know!! There are so many fakes like this." said Teacher Feng.
"I bought it at an auction abroad. It's the kind from Hawaii." Yan An smiled. "Teacher, you can pick it up and have a look."
"Can I?" Teacher Feng was so excited that sweat came out of his nose. He carefully picked up the smooth black star conch, his expression fascinated.
The chicken quacked and said, " Your teacher's shallow consciousness has turned into holding your father's thigh and singing Conquer."
"I can detect it. You don't need to report it to me."
"Now his subconscious mind has turned into a desire to spend the night lying among the shells in your father's study."
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We must stop her. Teacher Xiao Yuan was still waiting at the intersection. Xiao Zhen didn't want to offend a teacher who had authority and influence over her in a closed society like school. Xiao Zhen tried to send some messages to Teacher Feng, saying that she wanted to leave.
This is one of the Heart Eater's skills. To Xiao Zhen, he is actually just exerting some slight psychological pressure on the target, and as long as the creature is determined, it can resist. For thousands of years, this is the most hated thing about the Heart Eater by the intelligent creatures in the galaxy. If the Security Committee or the Eye of Supervision detects Xiao Zhen's unforgivable and filthy blasphemy at this time, they will probably use the digital plasma cannon to burn down the block.
Teacher Feng stroked the shell with a confused look on his face. Xiao Zhen also released some more messages such as "I want to leave" and "I want to go home".
Teacher Feng raised his head and said, "I want..." Then he raised his voice in surprise: "Could that be the top-notch Fu Dongni..."
Yan An smiled and said, "Yes, it is the Fu Dongni that was only found in the shark's stomach."
"It's so perfect and beautiful..." Teacher Feng's eyes were wide open, "Boss Yan, can I take a few pictures?"
"Of course, teacher, please come here again later." Yan An opened a sliding door, and behind the door was a separate shell display room.
The expression on Teacher Feng's face was like that of a fanatical believer who was on a pilgrimage to listen to the Holy Word.
Xiaozhen simply gave up.
The chicken clucked and said, "Now the only way to make Teacher Feng leave your house is to set fire to it."
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