Chapter 214 Shen Gongbao
"Is that the White Peony? Oh, it's so beautiful!"
"Of course she is beautiful! She has won the Oiran contest four times in a row since three years ago! How could she not be beautiful?"
"If I could sleep with her for one night, I would be willing to die immediately!"
…
The crowd watching Nezha and the man in white drinking suddenly disappeared by more than half. They crowded together, gathered at the windows, and looked down. From time to time, one could hear the sound of people swallowing saliva.
Nezha was extremely competitive and just wanted to compete with the man in white in front of him. He didn't care about whether she was White Peony or not. He drank the jar of wine in his hand in one gulp and reached out to the side.
However, he touched several empty wine jars in a row.
"Waiter, the wine is gone! Bring me some wine!" Nezha shouted.
The man in white opposite was obviously not interested in the white peony outside. His eyes were only on the wine in front of him. However, he did not care about the outcome, but he was a very greedy drinker.
Hearing Nezha asking for wine, the man in white slowed down his drinking speed. He no longer gulped down the wine, but sipped it slowly.
Neither of them was interested in the so-called Oiran, but the sounds of gongs and drums outside were getting louder and closer.
The crowd gathered around the window let out shouts of surprise and disbelief.
"Hey, why does this White Peony seem to be coming towards us?"
"Really? It seems to be moving towards this side!"
"It's stopped! The float has stopped downstairs! White Peony is out!"
Downstairs in the restaurant, a float with hollow walls and only a layer of light red gauze curtain, through which everything inside was vaguely visible, slowly stopped.
The servant who had been trotting beside the flower carriage stepped forward quickly and put down the stool that had been prepared long ago. Two other maids stepped forward, opened the curtain, and helped down the courtesan Bai Mudan, who was being talked about by everyone.
The White Peony was wearing a long white gauze dress, as if she was in smoke and fog. Her black hair fell on her shoulders like a waterfall, and her face was covered with a layer of gauze embroidered with white peony flowers, so her specific appearance could not be seen clearly.
But just looking at those soft boneless hands, the graceful and sexy figure, the fair and delicate collarbone and those charming eyes is enough to make people's blood boil and their hearts itch.
Just at this moment, the white crane released by Taiyi Tianzun fell from the clouds.
But when it was halfway down, it noticed the white peony at the door of the restaurant, looked at Nezha and the man in white, flapped its wings again, and flew into the clouds.
The white crane was extremely fast and its breath was extremely erratic. Not only the passers-by on the street, but even Nezha didn't notice it.
On the other side, as Bai Mudan got off the carriage, the entire restaurant and even the entire street suddenly became quiet.
Everyone just wished they had two more pairs of eyes and didn't even bother to talk.
The waiter also stood at the stairs in a daze, looking at Bai Mudan who walked into the restaurant slowly, completely forgetting that he was still holding the jar of wine in his hands.
Seeing that the wine jar was about to slip from his hand and break, the man in white pulled out the folding fan stuck behind his neck and threw it away.
Wow——
The folding fan opened as it flew out, narrowly catching the wine jar, and then flew back in a spin.
Bang!
The man in white turned his body to the side, took the folding fan in one hand, grabbed the wine jar with the other, and lay back on the chair, then poured the wine into his mouth.
The wine gurgled into his mouth, and some of it spilled from the corners of his mouth onto his body. His movements were free and unrestrained.
Nezha blinked his drunken eyes, stayed still for a moment, and seemed to suddenly think of something, then made a magic gesture with his right hand.
Boom!
A bolt of lightning appeared out of nowhere and struck the man in white.
The man in white was startled and tried to dodge, but it was too late. He gritted his teeth and used his body to protect the wine jar.
boom!
The thunderbolt struck him directly on the head and penetrated his body.
In an instant, the snow-white clothes turned pitch black, the flowing hair became like a plasma perm, and billowing black smoke continued to emerge.
Nezha burst into laughter, staggered and pointed at the man in white, and said in a long voice: "Pretentious, get struck by thunder!"
Before he could finish his words, Nezha was already drunk and fell down on the table, falling into a deep sleep.
The man in white and black: “???”
The man in black instantly understood the meaning of the word "pretend" and was stunned for a long time, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
He also found that he was not injured. The Nezha Prince on the opposite side had a very sophisticated control over magic. The thunder looked scary, but it did not hurt him at all.
"Oh right! My wine!"
The man hurriedly looked at the jar of wine in his arms, and saw his own appearance in the reflection of the wine.
“Uh…” The man in black was stunned, but soon he burst into laughter: “Lu Dongbin! Lu Dongbin! You look even darker than that donkey!”
While laughing at himself, Lu Dongbin picked up the jar of wine and continued to pour it into his mouth.
It was only at this time that Bai Mudan walked up to the second floor. She looked around and frowned.
"Miss, what are you doing in a place like this? It stinks!" The maid following Bai Mudan covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief, her face full of disgust.
"If you don't want to come, just get out! I don't need to explain to you what I do!" Bai Mudan didn't even look at the maid. Her tone was impatient and her eyes swept across the second floor again and again, as if she was looking for something.
The maid was startled and stood there in silence, not daring to say anything.
Although she was the spy sent by her mother to keep an eye on Bai Mudan, she could have countless spies like him, but there was only one Bai Mudan!
She can't afford to offend him!
Bai Mudan looked around again and finally stopped her eyes on Lu Dongbin.
Although this man was as black as charcoal and his appearance and dress were ugly and strange, upon closer inspection, his facial features were very regular, and he looked a bit like the Lu Dongbin that the leader asked her to find.
Bai Mudan stepped forward and asked, "Excuse me, is this gentleman Taoist Lü Dongbin?"
Lu Dongbin ignored her and lay on the chair, drinking his wine, as if the wine in the jar was countless times stronger than the beauty in front of him.
"Hey! Boy, Miss Bai is asking you a question! Are you deaf?"
Before Bai Mudan could say anything, a tall and burly man came forward and showed his courtesy. He grabbed Lu Dongbin by the collar and tried to pull him up.
However, he exerted force several times, even using both hands, but only made himself so tired that his face turned red.
Lu Dongbin seemed to be growing on the chair, not moving at all.
Bai Mudan's eyes lit up and she immediately realized that she had found the right person.
only……
How did the handsome and elegant Lu Dongbin described by the leader become something worse than a beggar?
Bai Mudan looked Lu Dongbin up and down carefully, but the sturdy man was a little angry. He couldn't pull Lu Dongbin up, so he punched him directly.
Bang!
The fist hit Lu Dongbin's face hard, but Lu Dongbin didn't react at all. Instead, he let out a scream and fell backwards. His eyes were already swollen.
"What the hell is this trick of yours!" The sturdy man was so angry that he punched Lu Dongbin a few more times, but he made his nose bleed.
Only then did he come back to his senses from his lustful mind and realized that he had met a master. He got up and ran out in a hurry without looking back.
Bai Mudan said: "Master Lu is indeed a master of Taoism. Such magic is really eye-opening."
Lu Dongbin still didn't look at her, just kept drinking in big gulps.
Bai Mudan was not angry. She just stood quietly by the side, watching Lu Dongbin drink. Her eyes were full of tenderness, almost as if she wanted to pull out a thread.
call--
A gust of wind blew by, lifting the veil on Bai Mudan's face, but it soon fell down again.
Although it is just a glimpse, this kind of elusive and ambiguous beauty has a breathtaking beauty.
Everyone around was looking at him directly, and the sound of swallowing saliva could be heard.
Lu Dongbin also stopped drinking.
Bai Mudan was secretly proud of herself and thought, "I said, how could there be a man in this world who could ignore..."
Before he could finish his thought, he saw Lü Dongbin shaking the wine jar twice, putting it aside, and urging the waiter, "What are you still standing there for! Can't you see that I have finished my wine? Hurry up and serve more!"
Bai Mudan: "..."
Waiter: “…”
The crowd: "..." Are you still a man? You're still thinking about drinking at this time!
At the same time, in the clouds above, the white crane stayed for a moment, then suddenly flapped its wings and flew towards the southwest.
Soon, they arrived at a towering mountain and fell onto a cliff on the top of the mountain.
In front of the cliff, there is a huge bluestone.
On the stone, a middle-aged Taoist with a rectangular face, sword-like eyebrows, thin lips, hemp shoes, a black long-sleeved Taoist robe, and a blue scarf tied on his head was sitting cross-legged in meditation.
The middle-aged Taoist suddenly realized that something was approaching, and he opened his eyes abruptly. He made a gesture with his right hand and was about to use his magic weapon to fight the enemy.
However, when he saw the white crane in front of him clearly, especially when he sensed the familiar aura on the white crane, he hurriedly stopped and bowed respectfully: "Shen Gongbao greets Taiyi Tianzun."
The white crane stood still, with a faint glow emanating from its surroundings, revealing the shadow of Taiyi Tianzun. He returned the greeting and said, "Fellow Daoist Shen Gong, long time no see."
Shen Gongbao hated Yuanshi Tianzun for looking down on Jiang Ziya and despising himself, a leopard spirit, and he also hated Taiyi Tianzun and other disciples of the Jiejiao.
After Yuanshi Tianzun ordered Jiang Ziya to come down the mountain to be deified and become the prime minister of Xiqi, he joined the Yin Shang camp without hesitation, vowing to compete with Jiang Ziya and let Yuanshi Tianzun know that he had misjudged him.
However, when the Conferred God catastrophe is over, all the truth will be revealed to the public.
Shen Gongbao then realized how foolish his actions were and regretted it deeply.
By then, it was too late.
Shen Gongbao's body was filled into the North Sea spring, and his soul was listed on the Conferred God List, and he was given the lowest rank of God of Water Dividing the East China Sea.
From then on, Shen Gongbao understood that arms are no match for thighs.
Whether facing Zhao Gongming, the Holy Mother of the Jiejiao, or Taiyi Tianzun of the Chanjiao and the Buddha and Bodhisattva of Lingshan, they should be respectful. Even if they cannot make friends with them, at least they cannot offend them.
He helped Jiejiao find the reincarnation of Jiang Ziya, broke the List of Gods, and allowed the disciples of Jiejiao to regain their freedom.
The Holy Mother Wu Dang also kept her promise and took Shen Gongbao's body out of the North Sea spring, using the innate spiritual fluid to bring his body back to life.
As a result, Shen Gongbao no longer had to reincarnate and could resume the path of cultivation.
Afterwards, Shen Gongbao did not resign from his position as the God of the East China Sea Water-Dividing General, and began to practice in the East China Sea Water-Dividing General's Mansion.
Until, Taishang Laojun found him and said: "I need your help with something..."
Shen Gongbao knew very well that he was just a casual cultivator with no background, no magic weapon, and no strength, so naturally he did not dare to refuse Taishang Laojun.
So, by "chance", Shen Gongbao met the fake Tongtian who had just escaped from the sky prison and became the fake Tongtian's military advisor.
He also helped the fake Tongtian obtain the "Book of Heaven" that can predict the future, and deduced the motto "There is love in the world, the Eight Immortals gather together; slay demons and eliminate monsters, and purify the universe."
There is no doubt that these heavenly books and maxims are the masterpieces of Taishang Laojun, and their purpose is to create hardships and calamities for the Eight Immortals, just like the monsters and demons on the journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.
The fake Tongtian only had fragmentary memories of what happened before the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation of Tongtian Sect Master, and he didn't know that the near-annihilation of the Jiejiao disciples was closely related to Shen Gongbao, a disaster star with a wide network of friends. So he regarded Shen Gongbao as his confidant without any suspicion.
In addition, the fake Tongtian was the result of a trace of evil spirit from the Master Tongtian. He was not very smart and did not realize that he had become a puppet in the hands of Shen Gongbao. Under the deception of Shen Gongbao, he regarded the Eight Immortals as his nemesis and started to attack them.
He also believed Shen Gongbao's words that "killing is useless, the only way to resolve the maxim is to destroy the gathering of the Eight Immortals", and did not kill the Eight Immortals directly.
Instead, he sent his demons and goblins to carry out various conspiracies in an attempt to split the Eight Immortals and prevent them from gathering together.
With Shen Gongbao, the traitorous military advisor, Taishang Laojun knew his next move earlier than the fake Tongtian.
Naturally, these methods of Jia Tongtian became the whetstone for the Eight Immortals.
During this period of time, Han Zhongli, Tieguai Li, Han Xiangzi, and He Xiangu became immortals one after another, and then it was Lu Dongbin's turn.
So, Taishang Laojun summoned Shen Gongbao and told the fake Tongtian that there was a love affair between Bai Mudan and Lü Dongbin, the reincarnation of Emperor Donghua. As long as Lü Dongbin fell in love with Bai Mudan, the gathering of the Eight Immortals could be completely destroyed.
The fake Tongtian was overjoyed and first sent his monsters to lead Lu Dongbin to the city where Bai Mudan was.
He also asked his disciple Chunying to find Bai Mudan, and help her become an immortal so that she could escape her fate of entertaining people with laughter, and let Bai Mudan take the initiative to seduce Lu Dongbin.
Unexpectedly, after Lu Dongbin arrived here, he first ran into Nezha, who was cheating people out of wine and earned the name of the Little God of Wine.
Nezha didn't know Lu Dongbin.
However, Lu Dongbin recognized Nezha.
However, a drinking contest naturally only depends on your drinking ability, not your status!
Lu Dongbin did not reveal Nezha's identity, and he drank with Nezha for a whole day and two nights!
Bai Mudan couldn't wait any longer in the brothel, so she went directly to the restaurant to find the handsome and elegant Lu Dongbin that Chunying had mentioned.
This is how what happened before happened.
Taiyi Tianzun only knew part of the layout of Taishang Laojun.
It was not until he met Lü Dongbin and Bai Mudan and sensed Shen Gongbao's aura that he figured out what was going on.
Taiyi Tianzun originally wanted to take Nezha back and urge him to practice well to cope with future changes, but now he has changed his mind.
Since Nezha met Lu Dongbin by chance, it means he has a connection with the Eight Immortals!
It is a good opportunity for him to participate in the disaster of Dongshen Shenzhou and gain some merit and fortune!
