Chapter 211 Ah~
“It’s you.”
Zhongli's expression was very calm: "Do you want to try it too?"
"NeiNei!"
Guoba shook his head frantically and prepared to reach out for the knife in Zhongli's hand.
The corner of Gu Sanqiu's mouth twitched, and I said, do you have to have such a heavy psychological trauma? Are you trying to stop it because you see your old friend is about to suffer?
Zhongli glanced at Gu Sanqiu, then at the frightened Guoba.
"Yeah, I see."
Zhongli gently used a knife to cut open the egg shell, and the fragrant egg slowly flowed down the cut. With his other hand, he gently picked up the curry pot and poured curry on a small area of omelette rice.
Then... scoop it up with a spoon and quickly put the spoon into Guoba's mouth!
Gu Sanqiu, who watched the whole process, said he was stunned that there was actually such a thing!
"!!"
Guoba covered his mouth with his hands to express his fear, but then the fear turned into confusion and shock, and then he squinted his eyes and looked in enjoyment.
(=′ω｀=)
Well, judging from this expression, it should be successful?
Gu Sanqiu did not expect that it was the old man who gave him an assist.
However, finding the right opportunity to put the spoon in when the rice crust opens its mouth to speak and keeps opening and closing it also requires a skill, or combat experience.
Gu Sanqiu tactfully handed the old man a brand new spoon, as the previous spoon was already in Guoba's hand. He then jumped onto Zhongli's lap, ready to attack the old man's omelette rice.
Xiangling rushed over and picked up Guoba, then bowed to Zhongli and apologized: "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhongli, I don't know why Guoba suddenly became like this."
"Yeah, that's fine."
Zhongli ate calmly, and the expressionless look between his eyebrows seemed to soften a little. It was unclear whether it was because he was in a good mood after tasting the new dishes, or because he saw his old friend.
Gu Sanqiu patted Xiangling on the shoulder and said, "Let's go eat. I'll make another serving of Guoba."
Not long after, he was sitting at the table, with a bowl of white rice and a bowl of curry omelet rice beside him, snatching food from everyone with a smile. His short hands were so quick that they almost left afterimages.
Gu Sanqiu took a sip of juice and couldn't help but smile as he looked at the lively Gu family courtyard.
…
"belch--"
Xingqiu and Chongyun leaned back in their chairs and burped for a long time at the same time, then blushed in tacit understanding.
The well-read young master and the principled exorcist knight all failed at this moment.
"See, this is what happens when you eat too much."
Gu Sanqiu patted Xingqiu's belly and said, "Look for yourself how many months it has been."
"You're talking nonsense. If everyone hadn't been exposing each other's secrets while we were fighting over the food, I wouldn't have gotten a stitch in the side, and the burp I had just now wouldn't have been uncontrollable."
Xingqiu took the digestive tea handed to him by Gu Sanqiu, but he still insisted on doing so.
"Let's not talk about that for now."
Xiangling looked at the people who were still fighting on the side and said, "We have all finished eating, but they haven't finished yet?"
"It's okay, at least I ate a few bites of food."
Chongyun looked over there and said, "This is very similar to when I was practicing magic. If I can't figure it out, I won't pay attention to what's happening around me."
Xin Yan and Xiang Ling nodded in agreement, the latter quickly grabbing the Guoba who wanted to have another meal.
"Ah, these guys..."
Gu Sanqiu was stunned for a moment, then a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"I say, do you guys want to have some fun?"
“Please add me!”
Xingqiu jumped up from his seat. He could feel that Gu Sanqiu's suicidal spirit was burning fiercely!
"Feed."
Gu Sanqiu smiled very strangely: "I will be responsible for feeding the elder sister, Beidou sister will be left to Xinyan, Xingqiu Chongyun will be responsible for Zhongli brother, Xiangling Hutao will deal with Keqing, how do you think?"
"I want to feed Zhongli!"
Walnut laughed softly: "I've been dreaming of this day for a long time!"
Ψ(￣▽￣)Ψ
Gu Sanqiu thought for a moment and said, "Okay, Brother Zhongli will be replaced by Chongyun and Hutao, and Xingqiu and Xiangling will make all the arrangements for Keqing. How do you think that is?"
“I think so!”
Chongyun, Xiangling and Xinyan looked embarrassed: " This, isn't too bad?"
Xingqiu glanced at Chongyun and said, "Hey, your tone at the end gave away your thoughts perfectly."
"Okay, brothers, let's take action!"
ヽ(￣ω￣(￣ω￣〃)ゝ
Everyone bent down at the same time, sneaked to the side of the stone table like thieves, and stood in the assigned positions.
…
Well, it’s Zhongli Keqing from the Wangsheng Hall. I didn’t pay attention to this gentleman normally, but I didn’t expect that besides being well-versed in history and current affairs, he is also a man of quick wit.
Ningguang expressed her intention to ask Zhongli to change jobs.
"Sister, sister~"
"We'll eat later."
Ningguang didn't even bother to glance at Gu Sanqiu, and continued to deploy troops and adjust policy direction.
"Come on, sister, open your mouth, ah~"
Ningguang looked to the side in surprise, and Gu Sanqiu smiled and brought a spoonful of fragrant omelette rice to her mouth.
"Be good, open your mouth and say, ah~"
"What are you doing, kid?"
Ningguang's face turned slightly red: "Ah——"
Gu Sanqiu succeeded easily, and even carefully used a spoon to scrape away any curry juice that might have spilled.
"Hey, sister, you are so good, have another bite~"
On the other side——
"Zhongli! As the hall master, I order you to open your mouth!"
Hu Tao laughed wildly, while Chong Yun on the side was holding the omelette rice in a serious manner, watching Master Hu scoop a large spoonful of rice in a very generous manner . With the excellent physical control of a martial artist, he kept it still and there was no possibility of dropping the spoon.
In order to ensure the smooth implementation of the plan, Gu Sanqiu activated the formation eight hundred years ago. Now the Gu family courtyard is absolutely calm and peaceful, without any natural phenomena causing any trouble.
Chongyun's brows twitched wildly. If he fed Mr. Zhong this spoonful, would he choke to death?
"Since the hall master asks for it, Zhongli will do whatever he wants."
"Hey, that's right, baby Zhongli, be good, the beautiful, generous and kind sister will feed you~"
Compared to these two sides, Beidou's side was easier. This generous big sister was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter, and did not feel uncomfortable facing Xinyan's feeding.
When Xin Yan went out to study, he had to deal with Beidou, who had been wandering on the sea for many years. The two of them had already become familiar with each other.
However, Beidou's way of feeding Xinyan with wine and food, and laughing from time to time, made him look like a bandit leader who had his wife serve him closely.
"Pot crust attacks!"
Xiao Guoba leaped up and hugged Keqing's calf directly. Xingqiu smiled, holding the rice in one hand and putting the other hand on Keqing's shoulder.
Xiangling held out the spoon with a smile.
"Come on, Keqing, open your mouth too, ah——"
"No, thanks, I can eat by myself!"
If Ningguang's face is slightly rosy, then Keqing has now become a ripe apple.
Yu Hengxing raised his head and looked at Xingqiu: "After the holiday, I will definitely send someone to Feiyun Chamber of Commerce to check its finances!"
"Please."
Xingqiu shrugged. Considering the size of his family, only someone would be crazy enough to engage in tax evasion. So Xingqiu was not panicking at all.
Moreover, given Keqing's personality, what she would say now would at most be nonsense uttered in anger.
Xiangling came closer with a smile, and their cheeks were almost touching.
"Open your mouth, dear~"
Keqing accepted the feeding with tears in her eyes. If she hadn't been so strong-willed, tears of shyness would have burst out.
She looked at the incense burner who was feeding her sister with her tearful eyes that seemed full of murderous intent but were completely unconvincing.
This guy is the main culprit!!
