Chapter 21: Are you still accepting disciples?
"This isn't a second-rate imp, this is a third-rate imp."
The stinky old man suddenly turned his head and looked at the little ghost. The little ghost was like a ferocious beast, with its limbs pressed on the ground and a low humming sound coming from its mouth. It seemed to be very afraid of the stinky old man. The stinky old man's expression also seemed to be serious.
"Woo! You nosy Taoist priest!"
The little ghost, whose mouth and head were split open, suddenly growled. It seemed that he wanted to use the roar to dispel his fear of the stinky old man. Then he took the initiative to attack and rushed over.
The stinky old man didn't seem to be careless. He had just hung the wine gourd back on his waist. He pinched the seal with both hands, quickly chanted a series of obscure spells, then put the index and middle fingers of his right hand together and held them upright in front of his chest. He spread out his left hand, with the palm facing outward to the left side of his body, and drew a circle in the air. It seemed that a Tai Chi pattern flickered slightly.
The running little ghost shifted slightly and bumped into the circle on the stinky old man's left hand. At the same time, the stinky old man suddenly stretched out his right hand, pointed his index and middle fingers at the little ghost, and said softly:
"Open the sky and the four directions, subdue the mighty stars. Slay the demons and monsters, and the true spirits will protect you. Seal!"
As soon as the spell was cast, a white light flashed from the tips of the old man's fingers, then exploded and spread out in all directions, instantly wrapping up the little ghost.
“Ah…”
The little ghost's angry roar suddenly stopped. The light swept outward and then suddenly shrank into a point of light, floating off the ground.
Damn, the old man is awesome. He defeated this powerful kid in just two moves. I turned my head and glanced at the little girl on the other side. In comparison, the little girl seemed a little weak. She had already climbed up, and when she saw me looking at her, she glared at me and shouted, "What are you looking at?"
I quickly shrank my neck and turned back. The stinky old man exhaled, clapped his hands, and with a wave of his left hand, he grabbed the light spot, which seemed to be that kind of cold light ball. Then he made a seal with his right hand, put his index and middle fingers together and raised them, and muttered silently:
"Forever across the Three Pure Lands, the soul will return. Carefully feel the great darkness, the ghost soul will enter the reincarnation, pardon!"
As the spell fell, the light ball in the old man's left hand slowly emitted a ray of light, which floated upwards and gradually condensed into a human-shaped image, which was the little devil girl. She had an innocent and lovely smile on her face, and smiled at the old man. Then the light gradually floated up and dispersed, and finally dispersed in the air and disappeared without a trace.
"Hey, Uncle Master, this little devil has harmed so many people, why let her go? Wouldn't it be better to just kill her ?"
The stinky girl walked over and said.
The stinky old man suddenly waved his right hand, slapped the stinky girl on the head, and said, "Hey, what are you saying? You have no manners. I am your great-grandmaster."
"cut!"
The stinky girl stretched out her hand to open the stinky old man's palm, turned her head away, and snorted with disdain. The stinky old man spread out his palm, looked at the light ball in his palm, and suddenly sighed and said: "Every ghost has its own story, and most of those wronged ghosts and evil ghosts had sad stories when they were alive. Isn't it better to save them than to kill them?"
The little girl waved her hand and said, "Don't tell me these big truths. My master told me not to get close to you."
"What? That little bitch said bad things about me again. I'll take off her pants and spank her when I get home."
"Hey, you two, there's a wounded person here, can you save him first?"
Looking at the two of them talking nonstop, I shouted in annoyance.
The stinky old man suddenly leaned over, with a lewd smile on his bearded face, and said, "Stinky boy, how have you been these days?"
I couldn't help but be stunned. Why did this stinky old man suddenly ask this? However, the events of the past few days flashed through my mind, and then I frowned and asked, "Stinky old man, what do you mean?"
The stinky old man stood up, shrugged his shoulders, took a sip of wine from the wine gourd at his waist, and said with a smile: "With your fate, it's a miracle that you can live to this day. Whether you like it or not, you will definitely encounter more such things in the future."
He glanced at me again with a smirk on his face. I frowned, knowing that the "things like this" he was talking about must be something related to ghosts.
Damn it, am I really some kind of ghost reincarnated, a monster that is neither human nor ghost? I raised my hand and looked at the black crescent moon in the palm of my hand.
"Hey, look, the moon has already appeared, and the sun will probably be here soon."
Damn, I don't know what the old man is talking about, and I'm not in the mood to think about it. I turned my head, forced a smile, and asked, "Master, are you still accepting disciples?"
The stinky old man was slightly startled, but then he burst into laughter. I felt a little embarrassed, but I still said stubbornly: "Stinky old man, what are you laughing at? If you don't want to take it, forget it."
"You little brat, I told you that you will definitely beg me to be your disciple. Although there are so many people who want to be my disciple, I don't like any of them. Although you are stupid, ugly, uneducated, and rude, you are very much to my taste."
I originally wanted to curse, but after hearing his last sentence, it seemed that becoming his disciple seemed possible, so I quickly suppressed the anger in my heart.
"What a shame, your attitude isn't very good."
My heart tightened, and I quickly said with a smile on my face: "Master, I am not well-educated, so I speak without thinking. You are a magnanimous person, please don't mind it."
"That's a decent attitude. But being my apprentice is not easy, and you must not embarrass me."
The stinky old man kept talking. But I could only smile and say, "Of course, of course, I will study hard and make progress every day, and I will never embarrass you, Master."
"Don't be so quick to call me master, you little brat. With your character, you are far from being qualified to be my apprentice."
The stinky old man suddenly took two steps back, glanced at me and said.
Damn, what does this mean? Are you making fun of me? I was about to lose my temper when the stinky old man said, "How about this, you follow Xiao Feng to broaden your horizons first. When you really understand this world, it won't be too late to become his disciple."
I was stunned, not quite understanding what the old man said. But the little girl named Xiaofeng glared at the old man and said, "Uncle Master, why did you accept your own disciple and throw it to me? My master told me not to bother with you."
"Hey, little girl, I just saved you, and this is originally a matter between the two of you."
They glared at each other as they talked. I suddenly felt a pain in my back. I had fallen hard just now and I didn't know how many bones I had broken.
"What the hell are you two arguing about? Can you please take me to the hospital first? I'm injured, can't you see? I need to see a doctor!"
Finally, they took me to the hospital, but the stinky girl carried me on her back. I will never forget the strange looks she gave me when I entered the hospital. Finally, the stinky girl agreed to let the stinky old man discipline me for a while.
I felt very unhappy about this. How can you, a little girl who hasn't even grown all her hair, discipline me?
