Chapter 202: It's a lot of fun
"You did?"
Although Feng Qing'an felt that he had been to many places and seen magnificent sights that ordinary people had never heard of and that one would never be able to see even if one spent a lifetime, but hearing this kind of thing still made Feng Qing'an realize that his knowledge was still shallow.
"hey-hey!"
All Feng Qing'an heard was a lewd laugh. There was no answer, but it could also be considered an answer. This guy must have done something similar before, otherwise how could he describe it so vividly?
"Beast!"
A whisper sounded in the strong wind stirred up by the Black Feather Eagle. It was the curse from another young master of a noble family, Xiao Yi.
However, this shout just happened to express what Feng Qing'an was feeling at the moment, but the sound was quickly drowned out by the wind, and the guy being scolded didn't hear it at all. It was only because Feng Qing'an's five senses were incredibly sharp that he caught it.
“Brother Feng, even though these beasts have taken the transformation pill and look somewhat human, they actually don’t understand the etiquette and morality of the human race. The concept of chastity that ordinary people take for granted is bullshit here!”
As a child of an aristocratic family, Yun Lin was born with the ability to read people's expressions. Even though they were dozens of feet apart and Feng Qing'an hadn't even opened his mouth to speak, he could still sense Feng Qing'an's emotional changes. He seemed to know that what he had just said had displeased him, and thinking of the other party's background, he felt that what he had just said was indeed difficult for ordinary people to accept.
But in fact, this kind of thing is not uncommon even among the human race, not to mention the demon race who are ignorant of etiquette and morality and have no concept of chastity. It's just that ordinary people basically never hear of it. If you open the history books, you will find similar absurd things, and even more outrageous things than this, everywhere.
It was because he had seen it so many times that he didn't think it was a big deal, because he had gotten used to it. But for people who were seeing it for the first time, even if they just heard about it, it was a huge shock.
"Um!"
Feng Qing'an was actually only slightly surprised, because he also knew that other species could not be viewed with the human race's moral values.
The demons living on the land below look somewhat like humans, but they have the appearance similar to humans only because of the influence of the environment. In fact, they have no blood relationship with humans.
Just talking about those snake women and snake demons that are very common in places with abundant water vapor, given the nature of snakes, what does it mean to them that humans seek peace with them? Given the snakes' ability to withstand this, it is no problem for them to fight ten with one, and they will not take it seriously at all.
Of course, there are also races that are extremely consistent with human moral values in this regard, such as swans and geese. Even these birds, which are not yet mature, have higher standards of loyalty to their mates than humans themselves.
Among wild beasts, there are also extremely loyal and affectionate species, such as some apes. Even though they are not as intelligent as humans, their loyalty to their partners can make most humans astound. The same is true for wolves. They are one of the very few species that can remain faithful to their mates until the end.
Although there seem to be quite a few races that are extremely consistent with human moral standards and concepts of chastity, compared to the numerous races in the world, they are a minority and can even be considered outliers.
"We are going down to have fun now. It is a blessing to any tribe below. They will not think this is an insult to them!"
"The number of these monsters is too weak. Are there no stronger monsters?"
Feng Qing'an's gaze wandered across the land. He could see many longing gazes towards them, the humans flying in the air, but he had no intention of descending.
The reason is simple, it’s too ugly!
For the big monsters, having reached this level, transformation is a natural thing. They can shape themselves into the perfect human form according to their own wishes.
But for the monsters that are everywhere in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, their transformation with the help of external forces such as the Transformation Pill is full of randomness because their strength levels are not in line with the requirements.
Being able to transform into a head and torso is considered the best among them. Most of the monsters are not even worth looking at after the random transformations, so it is better to keep them as they are.
But even for those monsters that can transform into a roughly human form, the facial features of the humans they transform into are also full of randomness. It is hard to imagine whether they look good or not. Sometimes, they are not as pleasing to the eye as with the original heads.
After wandering around in the sky, Feng Qing'an realized that those little fairies who were chosen to go outside to entertain those who were looking for flowers and willows were one in a thousand, or even one in ten thousand.
The appearance of most of the transformed little demons is too challenging for ordinary humans to tolerate. Not to mention staying together, it would be good enough if they could even think about discussing the Yin and Yang without being scared away.
"It's because they are weak that we don't bother to take care of them. As for the big ones, they have special places to stay, just like my ghost bride!"
Yunlin explained.
"Where is your ghost bride? Where is she placed? Why haven't you seen her yet?"
"We're already there, Brother Feng, look!"
Following the direction pointed by the dandy young man, Feng Qing'an immediately saw that on the edge of a dense jungle filled with primitive and wild energy, there stood a dilapidated village, which was quite unusual.
Although this dilapidated village is deserted, it is decorated with lights and colorful decorations, and bright red wedding characters and red flowers can be seen everywhere. However, this festive arrangement, coupled with the quiet atmosphere and the dense and lush jungle outside the village, looks weird no matter how you look at it.
It's as if this village was suddenly moved here and is incompatible with the environment here. That would be fine, but this village also exudes an unusual and weird atmosphere everywhere, and an ominous feeling arises spontaneously.
"You're quite courageous!"
Taking a look at the village below that was shrouded in ghostly aura, Feng Qing'an glanced at Yun Lin, whose face was flushed and who was already in the mood, and could not help but admire this guy's courage. If it were him, he would not have been able to do this!
"That's right. Most people wouldn't dare to do the same as me. Brother Feng, I'll go down first. You and Xiao Wu will watch from the sky. But when I get into the main show, can you let Xiao Wu take you somewhere else to have a look?"
"You're alone? Aren't you afraid of getting into trouble?"
Feng Qing'an raised his eyebrows. This guy was really daring. Of course he could see that although this guy was a good-for-nothing, he was born in a noble family, so his physique could be compared with that of a congenital warrior.
"This is the Land of Ten Thousand Monsters. As long as you are a human, nothing will happen here!"
Yunlin seemed full of confidence.
"Well, go ahead!"
Judging from the strength this guy has shown outside, entering the ghost village below alone is like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth, and there is no return. But considering his background, and the fact that this guy came in just to have fun, so I won't comment on it. Who knows what tricks this guy has.
"Then I'll go first. I'll show you, Brother Feng, how to have fun in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters!"
As he spoke, Yun Lin patted the giant eagle beneath him. Such a powerful bird of prey had already understood human nature, so with just a simple movement, the black-feathered eagle plummeted towards the earth like a streaking arrow and crashed to the ground with a loud bang.
Yun Lin, who was riding on its back, turned over and landed skillfully. The black-feathered eagle did not stay here. It flapped its wings and flew back in the direction , obviously ignoring him.
Yun Lin, who was walking alone on the ground, looked up at the black spot in the sky, didn't take it seriously, and smiled. Then, under the slightly surprised gaze from the sky, he took out several sets of clothes with very obvious styles.
Apart from the gray Confucian robes, dark Taoist robes, and tattered monk robes that gave off a greasy smell, these were the only clothes that could identify one's identity at a glance.
There was also a bookcase that was obviously used by poor scholars, a peach wood sword and a golden bell that glowed with spiritual light, and even a tin staff and a wooden fish were prepared.
“…”
It was already clear what the guys below were preparing for, but Feng Qing'an looked at Xiao Yi beside him with an inquiring look. It would be faster to ask directly than to guess.
"He is choosing his own identity. As you can see, Yun San needs to choose one of the following roles: a weak scholar, a Taoist priest who subdues demons, or a monk who breaks his vows. He must then make a move that matches his chosen identity and come into contact with the ghost bride imprisoned inside..."
Xiao Yi explained in detail, and Feng Qing'an understood it immediately. As for role-playing, no matter whether Dajin was a feudal monarchy or not, within the permissible range, the aristocratic families could play as fancy as they wanted.
“You guys are really good at having fun!”
While they were talking, Yun Lin had already made his choice. He first put away his Confucian robe and the Taoist robe stained with the smell of wine and meat, then took off his clothes and quickly changed into a Taoist robe.
The handsome young man was now shaking a copper bell in one hand and holding a peach wood sword in the other. When he was more restrained, he looked quite serious, like a young Taoist priest who had come down the mountain to exorcise demons.
But when he looked at the dilapidated village and smiled, his true nature was immediately exposed.
"My dear, I am here, you must hide well, otherwise if I catch you, then hehehehe..."
"Yun San chose to be a ghost-catching Taoist priest this time!"
Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and his expression became more relaxed. When he noticed Feng Qingan's gaze, he took the initiative to explain without waiting for questions.
“The identity he chose is relatively simple. He is now a powerful Taoist priest who catches ghosts. After catching the ghosts, it is his time to express himself freely.
So we don't need to prepare anything in advance. If he chooses the weak scholar, we have to find a way to rearrange it so that he will be "forced" to come into contact with the ghost bride in the guise of a weak scholar.
But this ghost bride has just been captured and has not been completely tamed or trained, so it will be very troublesome to cooperate with her. Now that Yun San has chosen the ghost-catching Taoist priest, he only needs to use violence to suppress her. There is no need for cooperation. The more the ghost bride resists, the more fun this guy will have! "
"...Okay, you don't have to say anything, I understand!"
Feng Qing'an finally understood that there are different levels of pleasure-seeking.
On Fengyue Street in Fengtian City, Wan Yao Tower is undoubtedly the best and highest level one, after all, the people serving them are fairies. But even after entering Wan Yao Tower, there are still clear levels.
The lowest class naturally cannot even enter the main gate, and can only gamble outside the gate of the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons, seeking out some demon girls who can barely transform into human form to keep them company.
The middle level is the one that can enter the portal of the Ten Thousand Demons Kingdom, but can only wander around the portal and cannot enter the Ten Thousand Demons Kingdom to enjoy the real services of the Ten Thousand Demons Kingdom.
The highest status is Yunlin, who has power and background. He can enjoy the best in the Monster Kingdom, freely choose the scene, and act out the stories that only happen in the Gods and Ghosts. Let the powerful monsters play with him. As for the last part, it is the least important.
Of course, there are also people in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons that he cannot touch, such as those prisoners with backgrounds and origins in the Prison of Ten Thousand Demons. He can only watch helplessly and cannot touch them at all.
"Mr. Feng must have some understanding of our Ten Thousand Demons Nation. I wonder what you think? As long as it can be realized, we will try our best to satisfy you!"
Seeing that Feng Qing'an was a smart man and figured out the real rules of the game in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons so quickly, Xiao Yi also felt a lot more relieved. For people who come to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons for the first time, it will take some time to adapt.
In the past, strange stories that could only be heard in storytellers’ stories can now be experienced personally here, and you can even become the protagonist. This is quite a big shock to a novice.
"I don't have any ideas!"
Feng Qingan shook his head. Although this unique way of playing was novel, it really had no appeal to him. He had no interest in it.
"What do guests who come to your Ten Thousand Monsters Country for the first time usually choose?"
"The fox returns the favor!"
Xiao Yi gave an answer that Feng Qing'an had not expected. When it comes to the monsters that have the most contact with humans, who else but foxes? A village cannot be built without foxes!
"The second is that the raccoon slave repays his gratitude and becomes the daughter-in-law of the Dragon Palace..."
Feng Qing'an nodded. These were classic stories that had been circulating among ordinary people for a long time. If he had the chance, he would naturally find a way to experience them personally.
However, fox girls and raccoon slaves are not surprising. Even if these monsters do not transform, their true forms are very likable. But marrying into the Dragon Palace?
"Do you still have dragon species in the Wan Yao Country?"
"Yes, but the dragon blood of those people is extremely rare. It is incomparable to the ones you have seen. Please don't have too high expectations!"
Xiao Yi bowed slightly to apologize.
Although there are songs about marrying into the Dragon Palace, the demons in charge of the songs are only barely related to the Dragon Clan. In reality, it is just fooling people. If they were real dragons, their Xiao family would not let them fall into prostitution and do menial jobs!
This kind of thing is taboo against the dragon clan. Even if it is a wild acquired dragon species with no background, if the demon clan with dragon blood does such a thing, and the dragon clan knows about it, let alone they are just a family with a thousand years of inheritance, even if it is a holy land with a ten thousand years of inheritance, they will still be unable to withstand the wrath of the dragon clan.
