Chapter 202: Don’t Lie to Me and Become Your Wife
Xu Cheng actually has a superpower——
He can wake up in time two minutes before the alarm goes off.
Today was the same, he woke up in time at 5:58.
Instead of staying up with my eyes closed until the alarm rang like I usually did, I sat up and turned off the alarm in advance. I picked up my phone and saw that the call had not been hung up.
I started calling at around 1:00 yesterday, and it has been nearly 5 hours now.
My heart aches.
This amount of money spent is a lot of phone bills!
The battery level of my phone was running low, so I quickly plugged in the charger. My earphones had fallen next to my pillow while I was sleeping, so I picked them up and put them back on.
After listening quietly for a while, I could hear the girl's even breathing, like a napping cat, snoring softly.
The boy began to have random associations.
Lin Wanzhou has so many problems sleeping, would he still keep earphones hanging on his ears?
I don’t know where the headphones are now, maybe they have rolled to the side of the pillow, fallen into the neck, been pressed behind the back, or are sandwiched between the lovely breasts.
While she was thinking, the alarm clock on her side rang.
“Ring, ring, ring…”
Xu Cheng heard the girl's muffled groaning after being awakened, then the rustling of the quilt and the sound of shifting on the sheets. The noisy alarm clock stopped, but he could still hear her low moaning like a little animal lying on the bed.
Xu Cheng could even imagine the scene on the other end of the phone at this moment.
Lin Wanzhou was only wearing a thin nightgown, with a small piece of quilt covering her smooth belly that could not be hidden by the nightgown. The arch of her bare feet was taut, and her short nightgown revealed a pair of slender and beautiful legs. She stretched her arms straight, straightened her body like a small peach tree, and stretched lazily.
It was so cute that he suddenly didn't feel sleepy anymore.
Last night's staying up late was also cured.
"Hey... Lin Wanzhou... are you awake?"
He asked tentatively.
"...Xu Cheng?!" The girl on the other end of the phone was stunned for a long time before answering, her tone full of surprise.
She was already half asleep and had forgotten what happened yesterday. She only remembered that she had a dream. In the dream, Xu Cheng held her hand for a long time and said that he liked her a little. The two of them ran wildly on unfamiliar streets, went shopping, and bought clothes. In the end, they watched a movie at his house, hugged each other, and called each other before going to bed at night...
Slow down.
This doesn’t seem to be a dream!
The boy's voice came again.
"Did you sleep well last night?"
"…My ears hurt a little."
The girl spent a long time to sort out which things were done in reality and which were done in dreams.
The shopping incident was true, but the two of them probably didn’t travel back to ancient times, nor were they hunted by some Moon Worshipping Cult leader, let alone kiss each other. And those babies who called her mother turned out not to have been born yet… Ah bah, they weren’t pregnant at all… Ah no no no——
They haven't gotten married yet!
The boy's slightly magnetic voice came from the other end.
"Hurry up and wash up. I'm going to get up and make you some soy milk."
"oh."
"Why are you so silly? You look like you haven't woken up yet."
"You are stupid."
Lin Wanzhou, who had just entered the situation, seemed to have turned on high latency, and her reaction was dull. However, when she heard Xu Cheng scolding her, she immediately retorted. She would not suffer any loss.
"My dear Miss Lin, please hurry up, don't let me wait for both of us downstairs in your house and be late."
"I won't be late..."
"I'm hanging up."
"……Um."
With some reluctance and frustration, the girl hummed softly and hung up the five-hour call, which lasted exactly 5 hours and 20 minutes.
I received several text messages on my phone regarding charge deductions.
The girl, who has always been frugal and managed the household well, rarely felt any pain.
Instead, I felt like a ray of morning sunshine shining into my heart, making my whole body warm and gentle.
Could it be that he had woken up early and was standing by the phone listening to her sleep?
Thinking of this, the girl couldn't help but lie down on the bed happily, with her little head buried under the pillow.
As soon as she wakes up, she can hear his voice, drink the soy milk he makes for her, and maybe even go to school together holding hands...
Especially when she thought about the countless mornings like this that she would have him by her side in the future, her fair calves couldn't help but lift up with pride, and her bare feet kicked happily on the bed.
Don’t want to get up…
She wanted that guy to grab her arm and pull her up like a baby.
"No, no, it's not that serious yet."
The girl patted her hot cheeks to interrupt her terrible thoughts of giving it away for free.
Get up from the bed, go to the bathroom, pick up the cup and take a sip of water.
“Gurgle, gurgle, puff—”
She squeezed a piece of toothpaste the size of a soybean onto the toothbrush and ran to the balcony.
He opened the window a little, stuck his head out, stared at the downstairs with his eyes wide open, and more and more bubbles came out of his mouth.
As she looked, she really saw the dark figure turning from the building in front!
The girl's mouth corners slightly raised in surprise, and the toothpaste foam flowed down along the curve of her mouth. She quickly raised her little hand to block it to prevent it from dripping and being caught by the pervert Xu Cheng in his mouth.
Maybe he will even want to collect a bottle and take it back to use as toothpaste for himself.
The girl made malicious assumptions.
After all, this bad guy Xu Cheng has been a pervert since kindergarten. When he was about 6 years old, he often snatched her little white socks and insisted on letting her wear them, otherwise he would pinch her and bite her... In short, he bullied her in various ways.
Humph, next time your child asks you about this, just tell her that your father treated me the same way.
…She didn’t say they were going to have a baby together.
She just said that she would tell her child and his child, and coincidentally, both of their children were girls.
Xu Cheng had no idea that someone had a gun upstairs. He had no eyes in Lin Wanzhou's house, let alone in Lin Wanzhou's heart. He was completely unaware of the girl's strange ideas, let alone that he had been framed by the girl for a serious crime with a minimum sentence of three years.
After waiting for a while downstairs, Lin Wanzhou came out of the corridor.
She took small steps and although she was wearing casual clothes, she looked like she was wearing a cheongsam. She walked in a gentle and graceful manner, as if her own background music was playing: "I am walking on the long street...listening to the opera singers singing in the capital...", like a lady walking out of a painting with graceful steps.
"Your hemorrhoids hurt, Lin Wanzhou?"
"???"
The girl's romantic mood disappeared instantly. She rushed over with a step 2.5 times the size of her previous step and slapped the guy hard.
"You... I'll beat you to death... You have hemorrhoids. Your head is a big hemorrhoid..."
"That's enough, that's enough, stop beating it, or the soy milk will spill out."
Lin Wanzhou snorted softly, snatched the soy milk from his hand rudely, held it to her lips happily, and took a small sip.
Xu Cheng looked at her expectantly.
“Is it delicious?”
"……Um."
The girl was generous in praising soy milk. After all, she didn't have any deep hatred against soybeans.
"hey-hey."
Xu Cheng liked to hear Lin Wanzhou praise his delicious soy milk. "Why do you look so bad? Did you have a nightmare while talking to me on the phone?"
"How do you know I gave birth to five baby geese in my dream yesterday?!"
Lin Wanzhou was terrified. Could it be that...she still had some kind of sleep-talking problem? And Xu Cheng heard everything?
Did you say anything weird?
She stared at Xu Cheng vigilantly. If this guy really heard some secret that could not be told, then she would have no choice but to sacrifice his head for the sake of justice.
“…”
Regarding the girl's confession, Xu Cheng felt that she had a very rich imagination.
Girls are like this, full of imagination . While taking a shower, they can imagine a scene where they are standing under the shower head and crying after being raped. It can only be said that when God was pouring imagination, the seasoning lid fell off, so he poured a full cup for the girls, which actually added to their cuteness.
"The phone bill is so expensive. I made calls all night yesterday and my phone was almost shut down."
"Yeah, yeah, I only have two dollars left, and I have to go to the business hall to top up my phone bill at noon."
"Then remember to charge more."
"Why do you need to charge so much? Be more moderate when making phone calls. Phone bills are so expensive."
"Okay, okay."
Xu Cheng understands very well.
Being more moderate means being more restrained, not not fighting.
Carrying the hot buns, the two of them held a bag each and ate quickly while standing at the station waiting for the bus. The nine-year compulsory education requires them not to eat savory food on the bus.
The boy and the girl, one taller than the other, pursed their lips to blow on the buns in the same motion, then took a bite at the same time.
Both of their lips were burned red.
Xu Cheng blew a few mouthfuls of air on his burned tongue, then looked in surprise as Lin Wanzhou ate the buns faster than he did.
"Lin Wanzhou, you are really stubborn. You can eat such hot buns so quickly."
"Bullshit! You are the one who is being stubborn. I took this out earlier than you and it is already cold."
"Then Bibi."
Xu Cheng stood in front of her with ill intentions, and the girl blocked his mouth with the bun in her hand.
"Go to hell. I won't fall for your trick."
Xu Cheng didn't care. Since she had eaten the buns, this was a reward.
The buns were quickly eaten up and the bus arrived, so they found an empty seat and sat down.
Lin Wanzhou felt a little uncomfortable in his ears, and raised his hand to touch and rub them from time to time.
"What happened to your ears?"
"I wore headphones for too long yesterday and it was uncomfortable."
"Then, let me give you a massage."
“Can ears be massaged?”
"Of course, do you want to try it?"
Xu Cheng rubbed his hands together, his tone full of bewitching. The girl looked at him suspiciously, with four parts of vigilance, three parts of curiosity, and three parts of yearning in her eyes.
Massage, it sounds good, like he will make her feel very comfortable.
"How do I press it?"
"Come on, come on, lie on my lap."
"!"
The girl frowned immediately. "How can this be possible? Absolutely not. It's not to this extent..."
She was muttering quietly there, and it was unclear whether she was talking to Xu Cheng or to herself.
"You can try it first, just like when you buy fruit, you can taste it, but you don't really want to buy it. Similarly, it's okay to try it first..."
Xu Cheng was talking about an old sow wearing one bra after another. The girl was coaxed by him and felt that it didn't matter. After all, she had already hugged him, so what was the difference between lying on his lap and lying on his shoulders?
The girl gathered her hair and lay on her side on Xu Cheng's legs.
It was warm and hard, like lying on the pebbles in a sauna, but my head didn't hurt at all. Instead, I felt a little reluctant to leave.
So he rubbed his head again.
Xu Cheng quickly bent his waist and said, "Don't rub it, don't rub it."
"What's wrong? I'm not a match. How can I catch fire if I rub it?"
“…Stop moving.”
Xu Cheng held her little face with both hands. Her skin was very delicate, and the skin on her face was even more delicate. Although she was very thin, there was no obvious bone feeling.
Holding it in the palm of your hand, it feels like holding a cool, glutinous dumpling.
"Don't touch me!" the girl protested in a low voice, pinching his thigh with her fingers.
"knew."
The ears are particularly sensitive. When Xu Cheng touched them lightly, the girl's ears began to turn red.
Xu Cheng slowly covered the girl's entire ear with his palm. Lin Wanzhou felt like she was wearing a warm earmuff to keep out the cold, and it was the kind that would heat up automatically.
His palms were very broad, and they could completely cover her slightly large ears. As he rubbed them, a strange "wooooooooooo" sound could be heard in her ears.
So comfortable!
The girl felt so comfortable that she couldn't help but close her bright eyes, her eyelashes curled, and indulge in his massage.
I feel that this is a cozy, warm, gentle, and happy feeling, as if the two of us are true lovers.
“Hmm~~”
The girl couldn't help but make a strange sound.
Fortunately, the car's engine noise was loud enough so Xu Cheng didn't hear it, otherwise his upper body would have been bent even more.
"You're quite good at massaging. Hmm, have you ever massaged other girls before?"
The girl pretended to be nonchalant and asked, but the little devil in her heart said that if this guy answered yes, she would immediately jump up and yell that Xu Cheng was being rude to her, and let the uncles and aunts in the car take him to the police station.
"No, I learned it myself to serve my wife."
"I'm not your wife!"
The girl quickly emphasized, "I just like you a little bit, and you just like me a little bit, we are both innocent!"
"...I mean I'll serve my wife later. I'll help you with the massage this time."
"Then you help me press it. If your wife finds out, she won't be jealous, right? She won't beat me up, right?"
"Don't worry, I'm very strong. If she wants to beat you up, I'll beat her up."
snort.
The girl closed her eyes happily again.
Xu Cheng's hands are not only big, but his fingers are also very slender. The pressure from the palm of his hand just now turned into flexible pinching with his fingers.
This kind of direct touch with fingers is much stranger than before.
His slender fingers would occasionally scrape the girl's earlobe, making it feel even hotter, and the tip of his thumb would occasionally tease her cute earlobe.
The girl wanted to hum again, so she had to use her cute little canine teeth to gently bite the corner of her bright red lips.
"Lin Wanzhou, when you go to the business hall to pay your phone bill at noon, please set me as a family number. It will be cheaper for us to call each other in the future."
The girl who was indulging in the gentleness of life suddenly became alert.
Family number?
"No, we are not relatives."
She would not be fooled. He just wanted to trick her into becoming her wife.
"It doesn't matter if we're not relatives. It's just that this service is called a family number. Even if we're not relatives, we can still use it. If we activate it, we can save a lot of money on phone bills."
The girl was somewhat moved by Xu Cheng's patient and persuasive explanation.
It seems like a good deal. If you want to save on phone bills, you can also open a family number with him.
"Then I'll talk to the staff when I go there at noon."
Xu Cheng took advantage of the situation and moved his mouth closer.
"Lin Wanzhou, have you ever heard of someone faking a marriage to get a resettlement house from their employer? And I heard that getting married in college gives extra credits. Actually, there's nothing wrong with getting a marriage certificate. If we get one, we can get a lot of benefits."
“…”
"What do you think?" Xu Cheng asked shamelessly.
The girl blushed and pinched his thigh hard.
"Hiss, hiss...it hurts."
"Get lost..."
