Chapter 201: Will drinking Coke really make you happy?
In the boys' dormitory, Lin Zhou sat at his own desk, looking at the cute girl on the screen.
"Have you adapted to dormitory life?"
"It's only the first day, how should I know? But you, Zhou Zhou, are used to your bed. Can you sleep at night?" The cute girl on the screen was lazily lying on her desk. Her cute suspender pajamas could not cover her fair shoulders at all.
When asked this question, Lin Zhou smiled and answered gently, "It's okay. I have the stuffed toy you gave me. It has your scent on it."
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"Fuck, Zhou, please be gentle and disgusting. I am a stone man with nothing to lose."
The voice came from behind, Linzhou turned around and saw the Northeastern brother who was playing the game, squatting on the ground picking up the keycaps that he had hammered off.
"Zhengyi, you are such a loser, why do you blame me? Ten stone men like you can't even put together a complete brain." After complaining casually, Linzhou took the ice cola on the table next to him and opened the pull ring.
After drinking half the bottle, he looked at Jiang Xiyue with satisfaction.
The girl on the screen still had the same expression as before, with a smile on her lips and a tender look.
"Zhou Zhou, don't laugh at me... Your fiancée is also a weakling, the kind that even you, the strongest king, can't help..."
Before Linzhou could answer, the other two who were already lying down jumped out of bed and came over.
"Sister-in-law, get on board!"
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In the chaos, the four people in Linzhou's dormitory plus Jiang Xiyue made up exactly five people.
Everyone put on their headphones and entered the team voice chat...
After the match started, Jiang Xiyue's weak voice came from everyone's headphones, "They are all asleep, I will speak softly and just listen to you, I am a rookie."
"You and I will fight in the bottom lane." Linzhou said softly.
Jiang Xiyue on the other side was obviously silent for a while before answering Lin Zhou, "Well, husband, I'll listen to you."
"Boil!"
There was a sound of keyboard slamming coming from the boys' dormitory. We had a dinner party tonight and we were already full enough. Do we still need to eat dog food while playing games?
Linzhou, who was called husband, said nothing, but silently chose his best ADC, which is a shooter and can also be called core physical output.
Just play games, why call me husband? He was not happy at all. Although he was giving himself hints in his head, Linzhou's mouth was almost stretched to the back of his ears...
But I still have to go to class tomorrow. I think it’s some opening ceremony training or some kind of guidance.
Anyway... I heard that you can touch real guns during military training...
For boys, even if it is non-standard equipment from long ago, it is enough to make everyone happy.
It would be perfect if I could help the brothers who are defending their country clean up the ammunition that is about to expire...
Linzhou, who was daydreaming, continued to pick up the Coke and took a big gulp. Just now, Masayoshi Son had patted his chest and promised to help Jiang Xiyue escape from the bronze rank today.
Don’t think about it. Staying up late is bad for your health, so just stay up all night.
The game started quickly and everyone got into the game. In the low divisions, the five black players had great lethality. The whole situation was that four people were pressing down and feeding kills to Jiang Xiyue.
The first game went very smoothly. While waiting for the next match, Son Masayoshi leaned back in his chair and spoke to Jiang Xiyue in what he considered standard Mandarin.
"Sister-in-law, you are not a loser at all. You will kill anyone you meet in the later period. Don't believe Linzhou. He is CPUing you."
"No, I can see that you are giving in to me. The actual situation is that I am in charge of haha, and you are in charge of killing indiscriminately, and...how can a nanny kill indiscriminately..." Jiang Xiyue's weak voice was heard by the four people.
The three boys sitting in their seats turned their heads to look at Linzhou, and after thinking for a long time, they blurted out the words.
"abnormal!"
"Zhao!" Linzhou also uttered a swear word, which was rare. Under the influence of this group of people, he accidentally activated the soul of the troll.
So after Masayoshi Son's Stone Man missed his ultimate again, Linzhou directly used the key.
"Comrade Justice, did you do this on purpose or by accident?"
"It's intentional . I retained some of the game's difficulty...so that you can know that you are playing in a bronze game." Masayoshi Son is also a troll who can protect his family tree on the Internet, and he retorted at the time.
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Next, the whole game was filled with high-intensity interaction between Linzhou and his fellow villager, with the two of them spraying each other back and forth, with neither being evenly matched.
The school dormitory had electricity, so we played until 3 a.m., and then we started yawning...
Hearing the sound of yawning, and then looking at her own rank, Jiang Xiyue spoke softly to everyone, "Okay, everyone go to bed early, and see you in the cafeteria tomorrow morning. It's my treat."
"Actually, we can still play for a while longer." Hearing that someone was treating them to breakfast, everyone perked up again.
"No, there will be plenty of time to play later..." Jiang Xiyue continued to refuse because it was indeed getting late.
Although she knew that everyone could still endure it while they were young, she didn't want to do that anymore. Girls who went to bed late would get acne, wrinkles and become ugly, then grow old and lose their looks, and finally be ruthlessly abandoned by Zhou Zhou.
You absolutely shouldn't do that...
But she knew that boys always liked 18-year-old girls.
But this is indeed no problem, she also likes 18-year-old girls, girls of this age are the most beautiful...
Since Jiang Xiyue didn't want to play, no one forced her. They climbed onto their own beds and got under the quilt.
But Linzhou did not leave. He took the Coke on the table, shook it gently, and found it was empty, so he had to take another can and pull the ring.
Squeak...
Carbonic acid quickly decomposes into carbon dioxide and water, and a large amount of carbon dioxide squeezes out of the bottle mouth, making a hissing sound.
Jiang Xiyue, who was brewing brown sugar ginger tea on the other side, also did not exit the team chat and quickly spoke up to remind him softly, "Zhou Zhou, you've already drunk four cans of Coke today, are you going to die?"
"The last... the last one, I'm a little unhappy because you're not around, so I can only drink Coke to make myself happy." After making up a sentence that he didn't even believe in, Lin Zhou picked up the Coke and drank it in big gulps.
But Jiang Xiyue on the other side of the network seemed to believe it. After a moment of silence, she replied helplessly, "I really can't do anything about you. Drink it, I want to drink it too. It's so hot that I'm about to melt."
Jiang Xiyue, who was suffering from the debuff, rubbed her cheeks hard after saying this.
Although she doesn't get a stomachache from drinking cold drinks, she still pays attention to it in order to maintain her health...
After taking a sip of the sweet brown sugar ginger tea, she put the microphone to her lips.
"Good night Zhou Zhou, I wish you will have Yueyue in your dreams!"
