Chapter 2: Brothels are always where the plot unfolds No.6 Crossing the Golden Rule
The first golden rule of crossing:
For the soul-traveling type, with a probability of about 90%, the first place where the heroine wakes up should be on the bed. The luxury of the bed directly determines the quality of life of the heroine in the future. The people surrounding the bed are mostly maids and old women. Then there will be beautiful women, concubines who are villains, and handsome men who will most likely become the male protagonist or male supporting role in future dramas.
For the physical time travel type, with a probability of about 99%, the place where the time-traveling heroine first wakes up should be in the wilderness, deep mountains and old forests... in short, a place where few people go. Then, in the life of a savage, the male protagonists ABCD appear one after another, and they become familiar with each other. They jump off the cliff to watch the stars, drink wine and sing songs, and the plot unfolds vigorously...
I opened my eyes and looked myself up inside and out: my body was mine, and I was wearing a set of Li Ning sportswear (I always support Chinese products)... I took out the small portable mirror in my pocket (a must-have item for a normal 20-year-old modern girl): Qingwen's eyes, Wang Xifeng's mouth, Lin Daiyu's eyebrows, Lin Qingxia's nose, Zhang Ziyi's face, Fan Bingbing's skin, Fan Xiaoxuan's hair, yes! It was still my face!
Dear readers, please note that the above description of appearance is purely Minmin’s own fantasy. It is distorted, impure, and cannot escape from vulgar tastes...
The real situation should be like this:
He has round eyes that are not too big or too dark, and he has double vision. He used to be nearsighted by 600 degrees. He is planning to go through that period and have laser surgery to cure his myopia.
The thin, small, and sharp-edged lips are almost pursed into a line. Apart from the healthy pink and tender color, there is nothing special about them.
Eyebrows so light that they are almost invisible.
The nose is submerged among the other facial features. (Hey! This seems to be a logical error!)
Small face, almost no chin.
Through long-term maintenance and a healthy lifestyle, I have fair and tender skin, but there are a few pimples on my forehead and temples, which are the unavoidable enemy of adolescent girls! (Look here, look here...)
Short, messy hair like a sparrow's nest.
That’s all. (Narration continues)
"So it's the body-traveling type!" I sighed at the mirror. I put the mirror down and looked around, intending to appreciate the natural and pollution-free ancient deep mountains and old forests, but I made an incredible discovery...
! ! ! !
I froze...
The three circles inside and outside were filled with people, all of them staring at me in the center of the circle, who was also staring at me in astonishment...
Could it be? ... Could it be?!
The corner of my eye drifted around, bluestone brick floors, fruit stalls, grocery stores, and all kinds of passers-by... If I'm not mistaken... this is a busy street! ! ! !
At this point, the first golden rule of crossing was overturned by cruel facts...
After a long standoff, a shrill scream broke through the air from the crowd of onlookers and soared into the sky--
“Ah, monster! Aa ...
This triggered a chain reaction of terror. Everyone screamed, retreated, fled, and scattered like birds and beasts...
“Falling from the sky!”
"The whole body is glowing red!"
"He also has a magic mirror and magic weapons, he seems to be a very powerful monster! !" (Bullshit)
"...Quack, quack, quack..." A chaos...
Suddenly, a powerful voice broke out from the chaotic crowd - "Everyone calm down--!!"
I couldn't help but look up and see who was coming.
