Chapter 185 Yo hoo hoo hoo~
"Flash bomb?" Everyone gathered together to look at the empty wooden barrel.
"Great! That means his people will show up soon." Yesterday, Zhang Da also complained about Moria, the otaku, who had been working from home and whose work efficiency was too low.
I didn't expect that I would have door-to-door service today. Not bad.
However, Artoria looked disappointed. She had read so many newspapers and books while drinking tea and eating snacks in the tavern for a reason. She knew that these were tributes to the sea god, and they would usually contain delicious food, or at least good wine.
According to custom, if someone eats the food inside, it must be filled with food again and allowed to continue drifting. This thing is like a blind box of food. She was looking forward to it, but she didn't expect it to be a disguised trap.
This Moria is becoming more and more hateful. Altria's anger value +100.
Tom took down the flag tied to the barrel, waved it, and threw it away. The broken flag couldn't even shake out the monster, so it was not fun.
“So are we going to wait here next?” Rui Mengmeng was a little nervous but also a little expectant, because the next opponents would be a lot of zombies, which sounded super scary, but she was also curious whether the zombies could actually jump with their hands outstretched.
Yesterday I asked the boss if I should prepare peach wood swords, sticky rice, black dog blood, etc. The boss actually said that I should use salt or sea water. How can I use salt to fight zombies? It's really strange. But the boss will not lie about this kind of thing...
Ye Yan said: "Of course we can't just sit there and wait. We have to hurry on. It would be best if we can pretend to be running away, otherwise the enemy will know something is wrong at first glance."
"No, Ye Yan, you're overthinking it . In fact, it doesn't matter what happens to us, because this time we don't need to use the IQ of a normal person to guess at our opponents. They probably don't have that kind of brain, or they think they're strong enough and don't bother to use that brain."
Enemies like Moria are the type that Zhang Da also likes. He first sends out zombie soldiers, then zombie generals, then cadres, and finally he goes into battle himself.
This kind of villain who knows everyone's ins and outs and will fight back when not convinced is much more qualified than those villains who come from unknown origins and are overly cautious!
Shark Chili said: "Then let's keep moving forward. Anyway, the speed is not fast, and it will be easy for them to find us. There is no need to act or anything."
Not long after, a large sailing ship slowly passed by not far in front of the Amber. From the sails to the hull, it was in tatters, very similar to Vander Decken's broken ship.
It was very strange to have such a ship appear in such a foggy sea, especially when there were bursts of singing coming from the ship: "Yo-ho-ho~ Yo-ho-ho~"
Looking in the direction of the singing, I could vaguely see a skeleton with an afro leaning on the railing.
"Is this a ghost ship?" Rui Mengmeng was a little scared, but there were two people who were more scared than her, they were Tom and... Shark Chili.
Tom just covered his mouth and trembled, but Chili Shark covered his head in an exaggerated manner and ran into the cabin, shouting: "Ah!!! Don't sing~ Don't sing~ I hate singing!"
"What's wrong with him? He doesn't look like he was scared by the 'Ghost Ship'. Is there something wrong with the singing?" Ye Yan asked puzzledly. He always thought that Shark Chili was a steady and reliable person, and this was the first time he saw him so panicked.
Zhang Da thought about it, and thought about it again, and finally remembered that Shark Chili had such a weakness: "It seems that the doctor who created him likes singing very much. He sang and danced when he was creating Shark Chili, but the problem is that he is tone-deaf, or his singing voice is completely catastrophic, so Shark Chili has left a serious psychological trauma..."
In one episode, the competition for the Peace Star was singing. As soon as Shark Chili heard the topic, he ran away. This should be regarded as the consequence of poor prenatal education, right?
Everyone was silent. What kind of awful song must be to scare a child like this...
"I didn't realize it before. I have to find a way to help him cure this psychological problem in the future." Zhang Da also thought of Haiming Apu in Supernova. It would be too tragic if Shark Chili fell to his knees during a fight by rapping.
There are so many people with quirks in this world, so it’s not surprising to meet a few who like to sing while fighting.
"Boss, what should we do with that skeleton over there? He seems to be still staring at us." Rui Mengmeng pointed at the skull with an afro on the broken ship.
Tom looked in that direction fearfully, holding garlic in one hand and a cross in the other to drive away the ghost.
"Don't panic, that's a person." Zhang Da also recognized the look and the voice, it must be Brooke.
Rui Mengmeng was puzzled: "Human? How can there be such a person? Is it a skeleton tribe like the fish people and the long-handed tribe?"
"Skeleton Tribe... I didn't realize you were so creative." Zhang Da also said, "If you're curious, you can ask him to come over and ask."
"Let me do it. I'm a professional at dealing with these monsters." Ye Yan looked very interested in Brooke. He waved his hand and the eight-sided Huang Yao Banner floated up. "Flag monsters, move out!"
The eight flag monsters were half solid and half misty, floating behind Ye Yan, each with a majestic posture and a serious expression, very imposing.
Brook, who was on the big ship next to him, saw eight smoke-like flag monsters floating towards him. He was so scared that he fell to the ground and shouted in panic: "Ghost... Ghost! Don't come over!"
"You big-headed ghost! We brothers are real monsters, the Ye family's flag monsters, do you understand?" Lu Dashan, who was four or five meters tall and had a waist circumference of four or five meters, clenched his fists and taught him a lesson. He took the initiative to join the Ye family back then and was proud of his identity as a flag monster.
"Monsters are so scary! They scared my heart so much that it almost jumped out of my chest! Even though I don't have a heart, yohohoho~"
Brook's skeleton joke did not make the flag monsters laugh. They were very cold and tough when facing outsiders: "Stop talking nonsense. Our master and boss invite you to be their guest. Do you want to go by yourself or do we help you? "
In the end, Brook chose to go alone. He always felt that these monsters would attack each other if they disagreed. Besides, he had been wandering alone for decades and really wanted to communicate with someone.
"Yohohoho~ Nice to meet you all. I'm Brook, and only bones are left after death. Please take care of me." Brook held his cane with one hand and gently lifted the small hat on his head with the other hand, looking like a very gentleman.
"This height is a bit exaggerated. Are you human? You said that only bones are left after death? So are you not completely dead or have you been resurrected?" Ye Yan circled around Brook curiously, observing him. He didn't expect that the first native person of this world he saw was actually a skeleton.
"Ah, I'm a human being. I died once and was resurrected, yohohoho~" Brook answered the question with a smile.
Rui Mengmeng couldn't help but ask: "Is it the ability of the devil fruit again?"
"That's right. I once ate the Yellow Spring Fruit. After I died, my soul returned from the Yellow Spring and was resurrected." Brook paused, his eyes resting on Rui Mengmeng and Altria. "I didn't notice just now, but there are two beautiful ladies here. Excuse me, can you let me see yours..."
Zhang Da also clenched his fists. This pervert really needed a good lesson.
"...Underneath..."
"Ah, hit him!" Before Zhang Da could take action, the eight flag monsters rushed forward and surrounded Brooke, punching and kicking him.
"Ah... it hurts so much... my bones are going to break!"
