Chapter 182 This is the method
The meeting was over and everyone went back home to see their mothers.
When those directors went out, they found their backs covered in sweat. They smiled at each other helplessly, as if they had escaped a disaster.
They didn't dare to talk nonsense in the company. They just exchanged glances with each other and went to a bar for dinner to complain about their leader.
Chu Yang also felt that this inspection was a farce, and every detail was ridiculous.
I thought that after finishing this inspection, Chu Yang could relax and take some time off, giving his dick a good vacation.
Unexpectedly, Mr. Xie called him over again in the afternoon and threw another difficult problem to Chu Yang, asking him to supervise the line loss renovation project of the Ferry Station and Zhaoyang Station and increase the line loss rate in a short period of time in order to cope with the inspection.
Fuck you!!
Throwing this hot potato to me again!
"Boss Xie, I'm not trying to shirk my responsibility. I really want to help, but my ability is limited. To be honest, I don't think I can get the 12% figure that Boss Chu asked for in just half a month, so you should let someone else take charge of this matter."
Chu Yang knew it well. According to his company's conditions, in such a short period of time, the line loss rate would increase. This was simply impossible, unless a miracle happened.
"Chu Yang, you don't need to be emotional. I know the specific situation very well. But there is no way around it. President Chu has already said that it must be 12%. It depends on you to get 12%. This is a political task. I don't care what method you use, you have to do it. Do you understand?"
Mr. Xie was not without a hurry, and he still spoke in a serious tone.
Chu Yang really knelt down in front of him. This is not making things difficult for me. I am not Sun Wukong who can perform seventy-two transformations. Even if I could perform seventy-two transformations, I couldn’t achieve this data.
President Chu remained very rational and said, "President Xie, I am also responsible for inspecting this ferry station. The reason why they can take first place every year is not because their power supply station is much better than other power supply stations, but because they are better at handling data. In just half a month, I really have no energy but no intention. I am afraid that if I mess it up, it will affect the company's reputation, and then I will be guilty of a great sin."
Chu Yang couldn't fall into this trap. If he couldn't do it, he would be scolded and die.
"Chu Yang, I can prepare the information well, which is a great advantage in itself. You know, the provincial company will come to inspect in just one day, and they are all high-ranking people. What do they know? They are unfamiliar with the place, so what can they find out? If you put yourself in their shoes, they won't work too hard. As long as you prepare the basic information well and make the basic things presentable, they won't be able to see it."
While Chu Yang was still digesting this, Mr. Xie continued, "Of course, many things are not at your level, but at our level. You don't have to worry about this. Mr. Chu and I will take care of it in the front. Don't worry too much, Chu Yang. As long as we can handle this level, there will probably be no problems at your level. If we can't handle this level, then you will have problems at the lower level. But if we can't handle it, it will be useless for you to do anything."
It's useless. We're spending money and mobilizing manpower, but what's the point?
Mr. Xie continued to teach, "Even if it's useless, you still have to make it look like it's real. This is a matter of face and respect. Do you understand? And don't think other companies are awesome. I often go to other companies for inspections, and they are all the same, or even rubbish. Not many of them can reach this 12% power supply level. To be honest , the result of this inspection is to see who really does it well. In the final analysis, it depends on who packages it better and who can receive them comfortably. Do you understand?"
Mr. Xie explained, his eyes seemed to see through everything, he looked at Chu Yang as if educating a child.
Buzz buzz buzz!!
Boom boom boom!!
Yes, Chu Yang was really blown away.
Damn, this world is so fucked up. Mr. Xie’s words contained so much information that it once again refreshed Chu Yang’s worldview.
Being able to falsify information is actually an advantage. The focus of the inspection is not on the real data, but on the face-saving aspect.
This is the truth.
Soon, experts from the provincial company arrived.
Chu Yang remembered this day very clearly. It was a sunny day with white clouds floating in the sky.
After half a month of hard work, the line loss of this ferry station has indeed improved from 24% to 18%, but it is still a long way from the target. When Chu Yang reported to President Xie, President Xie calmly asked them to write the false data as 11%.
You really dare to write and you are not afraid of death.
Chu Yang was always worried whether he would be discovered by the experts from the provincial company.
But I was still worrying too much.
Two weeks later.
The provincial review experts have arrived, led by Commissioner Li from the Provincial Public Biotechnology Department.
President Chu held a two-hour meeting last night to study this person. He also called many people to communicate and inquire about him. He learned that this person has the same character as most men. He has no other bad habits, except that he likes drinking and sex.
President Chu arranged a reception plan for everyone in Set A.
This is really awesome.
President Xie also added that although the visitor did not have a high position in the provincial company and his rank was not high, he still wanted to personally lead a team to the highway intersection to pick him up, and President Chu agreed.
The next day, Mr. Xie took Chu Yang to pick someone up. They waited for an hour at the highway intersection under the scorching sun. Chu Yang was sweating profusely and his legs were cramping, but Mr. Xie was fine because he was hiding in the car with the air conditioner on, letting Chu Yang watch the car.
Damn, you have to admire the Dogecoin of these people.
The car arrived soon.
Mr. Xie quickly got out of the car and waved. Chu Yang held up a plaque like a fool.
Commissioner Li stopped his car. To be honest, he was flattered and in a good mood when he saw this scene as soon as he got off the highway. No one can refuse compliments from others. He smiled and shook hands with Mr. Xie and hugged him, pretending to be nonchalant and said, "Mr. Xie, you are too polite."
It was indeed a bit polite, too polite. They had inspected more than half of the county-level companies, and this was the first time they enjoyed such high treatment. The second-in-command chased them to the highway intersection to wait, which was definitely treatment above that of a minister.
This is also the company's strategy, to give them a sweet kiss from the beginning.
"Commissioner Li, this is as it should be. It's not easy for you to come here all the way. Besides, our Butai is located in the mountains, and the road conditions are relatively poor. I'm afraid you won't be able to find our company building, hehe."
Mr. Xie answered with a smile.
The two exchanged some pleasantries before getting in the car and returning to the company.
It has to be said that this operation has also laid a solid foundation for the subsequent inspection arrangements.
When they arrived at the company, President Chu was also waiting at the company gate. They shook hands and exchanged greetings as usual. After entering the conference room, both sides had a simple welcome ceremony. Then President Xie took them to stay in the best hotel, eat the best local food, and of course drink the most expensive Maotai liquor.
Commissioner Li didn't drink it at first.
But Mr. Xie brought the director of the Finance Department, Sister Hong, as well as several beauties including Luo Huiwen and Lan Bingqing to accompany him.
After Sister Hong's slight hesitation, the situation began to get out of control.
After eating and drinking, they were basically confused. When they carried out the inspection in the afternoon, they didn't know east, west, south or north. They just followed the route prescribed by the company, and there were no accidents at all.
Of course, Chu Yang accompanied the whole process.
Always keep a kind face.
Be polite and considerate.
During the inspection, their expert Xin caught a person who came to apply for an electricity meter and asked him: "What do you think of the power supply station's service? Are you satisfied?" This project is mainly to investigate the satisfaction of the people.
The citizen answered very fluently: "This is very good. They are very efficient and thorough. I just came to apply for an electricity meter the day before yesterday, and my family has electricity today. I am really grateful to them."
Well, not bad.
Haha, the review experts probably didn’t expect that these were actually power supply station employees pretending to be ordinary people.
Everything is under control.
During dinner, Commissioner Li suddenly came over to chat with Chu Yang: "You are the expert Chu Yang from the Buren Substation, right?"
Chu Yang didn't know how he knew him, so he quickly replied, "Yes, it's me."
"Come on, let's have a drink. You are quite famous. I have heard of you several times. Come on, come to the provincial company if you have the chance."
"Thank you, you're welcome." Chu Yang was a little confused.
In the evening, General Manager Xie also arranged a hair washing project. After washing my hair, I still didn’t feel very comfortable. Finally, General Manager Xie whispered a few words to Commissioner Li. The two of them laughed. General Manager Xie raised his hand and gave Director Pang a look. Soon the manager brought in a group of girls and lined up.
They all look like students or models, and the quality is very good. Damn, there are so many good ones.
Why didn’t I see you last time!!
Big loss.
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