Chapter 18 The Dog and the Girl
Linzhou was somewhat confused after breaking free from Jiang Xiyue's arms, which were overflowing with maternal love.
This child seemed to be completely defenseless against him and was willing to do all kinds of intimate actions. But to be honest, he almost couldn't breathe just now.
After waiting for a few more minutes, there was a knock on the door and the girl ran over to open it.
An auntie came in with a large tray and asked questions while putting food on the table.
"Xiao Jiang, is this your boyfriend?"
"No, we're desk mates. I don't plan to have a relationship before college." Jiang Xiyue shook her head slightly and put the tea set on the table on another table.
After hearing the explanation, Aunt Tan gave an expression that said "I understand" and began to look Linzhou up and down before finally giving her evaluation.
"How is your study going, young man? My little Jiang is very easy to bully, please don't bully her."
"I won't bully you. It's good enough that she doesn't bully me." Linzhou stood up with a smile and helped serve the dishes, then put the tray on the cart in the elevator.
At this time, Jiang Xiyue's face had turned red, and she pushed her aunt's back and started to chase people away.
"Oh, Uncle Su bullied me, and you guys bullied me too. I will never come here again..."
"Okay, you've been saying this since you were 4 years old." Aunt Tan obediently walked into the elevator, and when the elevator door closed, she left another message, "There are cameras in this office, don't do anything too extreme."
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Looking at Jiang Xiyue’s blushing face, Linzhou was stunned for a few seconds and then began to laugh.
"Hahahahahahahaha, damn... you're like... a red potato mine... do you want Dr. Zombie King?"
"This is all your fault. Can you be more careful ? If you call me a potato mine again, I'll be really angry! You have to explain next time. We are good friends, not that kind of relationship!"
After staring at the furious dwarf for a long time, Linzhou uttered a few words.
"What good friends? Why don't we just be in a relationship? That way there won't be any misunderstandings and no explanations."
"Okay... okay, you big-headed ghost, is this how you deceive girls? No wonder you have to rely on the second dimension to comfort your lonely heart."
Jiang Xiyue, with full firepower and extremely high output capacity, fought back and forth with Linzhou.
She was almost mad.
Although what this person said is not wrong, you can't be angry... It's not impossible to fall in love with this guy, but when it comes to relationships, there is no such thing as love at first sight.
Those who say they fall in love at first sight are just hooligans.
Just… even if he’s a handsome guy, he still needs a pink bubble confession.
It’s so easy to trick a cute girl, but you can’t even dream of it even if you use three pillows.
While the girl was sulking, Linzhou's output did not stop.
"Huh? Who are you talking about? Who needs to rely on the second dimension to comfort their soul? You little gas tank, I can hit your head into your stomach right now, are you sick?"
"I'm talking about you. You're not gentlemanly at all when you make fun of a girl's appearance." Jiang Xiyue sat on the chair angrily and picked up a chicken wing for himself.
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Linzhou did not retaliate after picking up the bowl, but just made a casual complaint.
"Okay, you have big breasts so you are right."
"Hmph! You don't even need to tell me that. Of course I'm right, you pervert who only knows how to bully girls." Jiang Xiyue retorted, eating slowly. After taking a bite, she put down her chopsticks again, "What are you observing, you stinky hooligan? Is your mind full of breasts?"
The truce is of no use.
Linzhou nodded, ate as well, and added something.
"Oh, yes, yes."
This sentence is a treasure for young people. As long as you say it, there is a 70% chance of angering the other party.
But this doesn't work for Jiang Xiyue.
She was a person who often hung out in the Zaun Canyon and had seen this level of output a lot.
What's more, the way to deal with the repeater is to join the repeater yourself and see who breaks the defense first, but she doesn't have the mind to do that now.
Linzhou showed her a photo of the dog. The dog was super cute, although its eyes didn’t look very smart.
It is said to be a purebred Shiba Inu.
But according to her observation, most of them are a mix of Shiba Inu and Husky.
That wise look, she couldn't think of another breed except Erha...
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiyue picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork and put it in Linzhou's bowl.
"You pervert, what's the name of your Shiba Inu?"
"Brother Cat."
"What the hell?"
"Brother Cat, my full name is...Cat Schrodinger Hattori Hanzo."
????? ????? ???
At this point, the girl didn't know what to say. How could someone give a dog such an outrageous name?
It was no just against the will of heaven; she had thought of countless possibilities.
But this name is really outrageous...
Taking a deep breath, Jiang Xiyue put some rice into her mouth, then looked at Linzhou calmly.
"Can you tell me how this name came about?"
"If you have a dog, you must name it a cat. Schrödinger has another classic experiment. As for Hattori Hanzo, the Shiba Inu is... Sakura's native dog, so it's okay to name it Sakura ."
Linzhou explained the origin of the name in a serious manner, which made Jiang Xiyue dumbfounded.
This person's imagination can no longer be described as unique...
Other people name their dogs Fugui, Yuanbao and so on... Linzhou, on the other hand, just named his dog Hattori Hanzo.
"But this dog seems to have a little bit of Husky blood in it."
"Then add Vladimir at the end..." Linzhou was enjoying his meal so much that he said it casually.
I have to say, the food cooked by the chefs in big hotels is really delicious and fragrant.
When Jiang Xiyue heard that Linzhou wanted to add a suffix to "gouzi", she also discovered a problem. To communicate with this person, one had to keep up with his thinking, otherwise it would be outrageous.
After thinking for a moment, Jiang Xiyue spoke.
"You gave the little Sakura puppy a big hairy name. Aren't you afraid that your loving father will arrest you and send you to Siberia to grow potatoes ?"
Speaking of loving father, Linzhou suddenly became energetic, put down his bowl, and his expression became very serious...
"If you say so, then you are Sakura, because a loving father would not arrest people from Shenzhou to grow potatoes, but why don't you speak your native dialect?"
The girl was stunned, trying hard to understand the meaning of Linzhou's words. About three seconds later, Jiang Xiyue suddenly jumped up and asked.
"Who are you scolding for being rare? Who are you scolding for being rare! I will send you to see your loving father right now."
Looking at the girl who picked up a ruler, Linzhou handed over his head.
"Be quick, but if I send it, I won't meet my father..."
