Han Sisheng lent his secretary to Han Zhou for three days.
In fact, Han Zhou completely figured out how to use the shorthand typewriter in just ten minutes.
I memorized the codes of all the words in half an hour.
Han Sisheng's secretary is questioning life!
Because it took her a month to barely remember all the codes, and a year to pass the intermediate stenographer exam, which means counting more than 180 words per minute.
It took me two and a half years to pass the exam to become a senior stenographer, which means I can count more than 260 words per minute.
Han Zhou thought about it carefully. He had read a piece of news in his previous life. In his previous life, the senior stenographers seemed to be able to write 220 words per minute.
This shows that the shorthand machines in this world seem to be much more user-friendly than those in the previous life, and their efficiency has increased by about 10%.
And Han Zhou increased his shorthand typing speed to 370 words per minute in just three days.
And this speed can be maintained for ten minutes.
If it's just 320 words per minute, it can last for two hours.
This means that Han Zhou can now type 40,000 words in two hours.
If you type for two hours and then take a few hours off, and divide your typing time into three sessions and spend six hours a day, you can write 120,000 words.
This is awesome.
Even if she can't be a star anymore, she can still earn 30,000 yuan a month by being a stenographer or typist.
Han Sisheng's secretary was already dumbfounded.
Because Han Zhou wasn't just typing away at over 300 words per minute! He was well prepared!
Han Zhou is actually writing a novel with a plot, more than 300 words per minute!
This fucking thing is written faster than anyone can read it.
Really, this author has too many updates, and readers can’t keep up!
After acquiring this ability, Han Zhou quickly began to accumulate manuscripts.
The reason is simple, because Han Zhou is afraid that one day, after he adapts to this world, his original memories will slowly fade away.
By then, the bug-like hyperthymesia-like ability will probably be lost.
So before that, just accumulate as many works as you can.
At the beginning, Han Zhou expected that after he learned to use shorthand typing, he would have some time to rest.
Now it seems that it is nothing more than putting pressure on the tendon sheath, and there is no such thing as rest.
Became a ruthless typing machine.
While Han Zhou was typing day and night, the New World did not stop its actions.
Recently, New World packaged Yang Chuan and sent him to various variety shows.
You want ACE9 to appear on variety shows, right? In addition to paying, you also have to give Yang Chuan a chance in your other shows, and give him plenty of screen time, otherwise forget it.
Many channels are confused. Why is New World promoting Yang Chuan so much when he is not handsome and has no talent? What does it mean?
After Yang Chuan participated in several awesome variety shows, his former friends repeatedly asked him why he suddenly got on the express train of New World. Was it a PY transaction?
Yang Chuan recalled the role he played as the barber, and the shot of the half-exposed butt.
To say that it is not a PY transaction, it does not seem to be the case.
If it is a PY transaction, something seems to be wrong.
"I met Brother Han, and he wanted me to debut."
Someone immediately asked: "So, how did you meet Han Shuai?!"
"How can I let Han Shuai see me?"
"What did you do? Why would a big shot like Han help you?"
Yang Chuan said thoughtfully: "I don't know, maybe Brother Han noticed me when I was sick."
Yang Chuan also felt it was magical.
I just saw Han Zhou looking at the ants, so I went up to chat with him and then blocked the sun for a while.
As a result, I became a member of the new world in a daze?
Many years later, Yang Chuan recalled this past event and said, "Brother Han is the well-deserved godfather of the world's entertainment industry. Just like me, no one would think that an ugly person like me could win the Best Actor award, but Brother Han saw my qualities and potential at first sight, and I didn't even know I had this ability."
Yang Chuan is different from others.
Other actors cannot participate in too many variety shows. The deeper the personal impression they leave on the audience, the less conducive it will be for their characters to leave an impression on the audience.
By then, no matter what role you play, you will be playing yourself.
And Yang Chuan is going to play the role of a clown.
The more familiar the audience is with Yang Chuan in his daily life, the more they will feel that he played the role of this clown so well.
Therefore, Han Zhou instructed Sister Hong to try her best to find variety shows for Yang Chuan to appear in so that the audience would be familiar with this face.
In addition to Yang Chuan's movements, New World's biggest move now is that "Diaosi Man" and "Never Expected" are launched almost at the same time.
And they all reached their peak at the end of November.
Now, many memes about "Diaosi Nanzi" and "Never Expected That" are circulating in every corner of the Internet.
Many netizens use these hot memes as their catchphrases and say them every day.
"The 98 is already in such a state, shouldn't the 298 take off?!"
"Clap your hands, clap your hands. If you feel happy, clap your hands."
"Uncle Te is here to serve you, great service!"
"Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire!"
"I remember running under the sunset that day. That was my lost youth."
"Fuck you! You obviously forgot the words!"
"I never expected that I would eventually defeat the Demon King."
Liu Yanzhou, as an idol, the bad ones seem to be redundant.
But playing the role of Wang Dachui is simply a killer move!
A paralyzed face and a serious Mandarin accent.
Every time he spoke seriously, the comments were filled with "Hahahahaha!"
As for Zhang Jiuquan, he is not very famous as a director. Although he is well-known in the industry for his work on "The World's Number One", how would ordinary audiences know him?
But now, the audience knows Zhang Jiuquan.
Every time they see pictures or videos of Zhang Jiuquan, some netizens will leave a comment: "Brother Jiu's other leg is left at the foot massage parlor, right?"
"Brother Jiu, you wash your feet every day, are you going to get bald feet soon?"
"Devote yourself to art!dog/jpg"
At present, online short dramas exist somewhere between short videos and film and television dramas.
Its popularity is as high as that of film and television dramas, but its profitability can only be compared with that of short videos.
However, its production quality is at the same level as that of film and television dramas, which is far higher than that of short videos.
If we regard them as UP hosts, there is no doubt that the most powerful UP host on the entire network currently has six million fans, but his strength is less than one-tenth of that of "Never Expected" and "Diaosi Man".
If we regard them as actors in movies and TV dramas, they don't make as much money as actors in movies and TV dramas.
Liu Yanzhou is now one of the most famous internet celebrities on the entire Internet.
Zhang Jiuquan is the director who has devoted the most time to art on the entire Internet.
So much so that, when Zhang Jiuquan recently represented New World in recruiting actors for "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", many actors really thought that Zhang Jiuquan liked health care, so they kept inviting him to foot massage parlors.
And Zhang Jiuquan... really likes washing feet!
Chen Xiaoyong was envious and jealous when he saw so many people asking Zhang Jiuquan to wash their feet. He reported Zhang Jiuquan to Han Zhou several times.
Zhang Jiuquan gritted his teeth and made up his mind to take Chen Xiaoyong with him whenever he was invited to wash his feet.
The Golden Left Foot and Golden Right Foot of Hengdian Foot Massage Parlor are back!
Time quickly entered December, the end of the year.
China's awards season arrives two months earlier than the US awards season.
The music awards ceremony has begun on a large scale.
Every day, Han Zhou, apart from typing frantically, accompanies An Lan to receive awards.
Han Zhou had a feeling that An Lan and Wang Xiya seemed to have reached some kind of agreement.
An Lan accompanied Han Zhou to the music awards ceremony.
Wang Xiya accompanied Han Zhou to the film and television awards ceremony.
But...the red and green clothes and pants should still be red and green. When the two women bought clothes for Han Zhou, they still each chose a set without discussing it. Although the clothes they bought were always very good.
But if you take one piece of clothing and put it together with the pants from another set, it's magical.
Everyone in the entertainment industry knows that Han Zhou likes to wear fancy clothes.
The key point is that the clothes and pants are both very formal and elegant, but when put together, they become very flashy .
This kind of matching ability is quite explosive in the global fashion circle.
In early December, at the Kingdee Awards, An Lan won all the major awards that a female singer can get, including Best New Female Singer, Best Female Singer, Album of the Year, Song of the Year, and Most Popular Album of the Year.
Han Zhou won four major awards including Best Lyrics for "Farewell", Best Composition for "The Moon Represents My Heart", Best Album Production for "Falling in Love at First Sight", and Best New Male Singer.
But Han Zhou has no chance of winning the Best Male Singer award.
Because Han Zhou didn't release an album all year, only singles.
Even if you have been on the top of the hot song charts many times, you can't win this award.
The winner of this award is an old acquaintance.
Zhang Huaye.
When Zhang Huaye first released the single "I Remember", it was not particularly popular at first, but was only liked by many old fans.
Zhang Huaye has never collaborated with top songwriters, and his status as a first-tier singer is entirely supported by his singing skills.
When "I Remember" came out, all his old fans cried.
Finally, our brother Ye finally hooked up with a master!
Zhang Huaye initially thought that the market response to "I Remember" was not good, but he didn't think much about it.
Because this song was originally dedicated to his deceased mother, it doesn't matter whether the song sells well or not.
Later, Zhang Huaye released his personal album, which included "I Remember".
And it happened that it was at this time that "I Remember" became popular!
It’s everywhere on short video websites!
There are more than thirty videos with over ten thousand comments!
Many of them are animations based on the lyrics.
After the animation interpretation, passers-by fans finally understood the meaning of "I Remember".
"I carry baggage that is heavier than my body.
Swim to the bottom of the Nile
After a few lightning strikes, I saw a bunch of light circles
Not sure if it's here
I saw several people standing together
They took my luggage with scissors
Wipe my head no chance to go back
Until I heard a voice that I was sure was yours..."
After watching the animation, fans finally figured out that the luggage that was heavier than the body was actually the placenta.
The bottom of the Nile refers to the amniotic fluid.
A few flashes of lightning and a bunch of circles of light refer to the shadowless lamp on the operating table.
Several people were seen standing together, holding scissors and taking away luggage, referring to the removal of the placenta after a caesarean section.
Finally, it was confirmed that it was you, my mother's voice.
So this is what the lyrics mean.
The fans got it! It turns out that Zhang Huaye was born by caesarean section!
However, the lyrics still touched a large number of netizens, especially folk and light rock cover singers, who particularly liked to cover this song.
Various covers popped up like mushrooms after rain.
"I Remember" is also becoming more and more popular.
The sudden popularity of "I Remember" also brought popularity to Zhang Huaye's new album.
Many people don’t know that “I Remember” was released as a single, and they thought it was just a new song from the new album.
And this album sold a full 1.7 million copies!
This data already makes it a platinum album.
If it had been put here a dozen years ago, it would have been quite explosive and he could have been crowned the king of singers.
Nowadays, because piracy has been cracked down on, this data is not so good, but it also helped Zhang Huaye win the first Best Male Singer Award in his life.
If you count it this way, the Golden Butterfly Awards were all won by Han Zhou's works!
Then came the Golden Wheat Awards.
An Lan, still a grand slam.
Han Zhou is also the best new male singer, and has an additional gold medal songwriter certification, which is equivalent to obtaining the official certification as a first-class songwriter.
The Golden Wheat Award for Best Male Singer was given to Lin Xiaoxing.
At the end of December, the most powerful Golden Melody Awards arrived.
An Lan, failed to achieve the Grand Slam this time.
Because the Golden Melody Awards itself has one more award than other awards, which is called Best Golden Melody of the Year.
This year's Golden Melody Award for Song of the Year was given to "Farewell".
Han Zhou never thought at the scene that the award presenter would be Huang Yi.
An Lan's grandmother Huang Yi arrived at the scene and personally presented the award to Han Zhou.
And An Lan also lost the honor of a single-year Grand Slam.
Of course, the Grand Slam itself should also include the Lifetime Achievement Award. Given An Lan's age, no matter how well she performs, it is impossible for her to win this award, so it is impossible for her to win the Grand Slam in a single year.
The entire December was spent coding and attending award season.
Han Zhou has accumulated a large number of works, including a new novel, as well as lyrics for 1,200 songs, 300 articles, and scripts for 35 films.
Finally, 2024 has arrived.
On New Year's Eve, as usual, Han Zhou went to work at the company and then returned to the rental house.
I sent some text messages to wish Wang Xiya and An Lan a happy New Year.
Say hello to Chen Feng, Liu Yiling, Lin Xiaoxing, Rang Bing, Luo Daming, Wang Mingyuan and others.
Then came Han Sisheng and Xie Fu.
Then I received a bunch of greeting messages and replied to them one by one.
Finally, Han Zhou posted a picture on WeChat Moments.
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It was already late in the night when we finished. I had a drink and prepared to go to bed.
At this time, Han Zhou's phone rang.
Han Zhou took a look and saw Timo Pushkin.
"Hey, Timo, Happy New Year!"
Timo: "Is it New Year's Day over there? It's still 23 years over here."
Han Zhou smiled: "Little Timo who stayed in the old times, you will be one year older tomorrow. Are your kidneys still in good condition? Have you used more than the recommended amount recently?"
Timo sighed on the other end of the phone: "Han Zhou, I'm in big trouble, and you're still joking!"
Han Zhou was puzzled: "What kind of trouble can you get into... You won't mess up the filming of "Twilight"? !!!"
Han Zhou's voice rose three levels: "I'll be here by plane right now! You wait!!"
Timothy: "The filming of Twilight is going well. It has been finished and we have started working on the special effects. It will probably be released in the summer."
Finished filming? That's a good thing! Waiting for the screenwriter's box office share, waiting to make a lot of money by filming "Twilight 2"!
What else could possibly get Teemo into?
Did he accidentally hook up with the daughter of an Angel City councilman?
Han Zhou: "So, what's going on?"
Timothy: "When we film Twilight, aren't we going to use a mountain house?"
"I looked around and actually found a suitable villa, so I went to rent it."
"I didn't expect that the other party was a fool."
Han Zhou was puzzled: "Ermao people? That's good, you two, Damao and Ermao, you must be familiar with each other!"
Timo: "The other party hated Mao so much that my family moved to the United States when I was a child."
Han Zhou: "When fellow villagers meet, there's nothing wrong with tears in their eyes, right?"
Timo: "Then he started dealing in arms."
Han Zhou: “???”
Timo: "I went to borrow the villa, and this person was very interested in the film and television industry. He said he wanted to invest in a movie about their story."
"I wanted to get the villa ready for the shoot as soon as possible, so I agreed without hesitation."
"I thought that this kind of person would forget about such trivial matters after a while."
"I didn't expect that he would come to see me again today!!!"
"I totally forgot about this!!!"
This... is indeed a problem.
No wonder Timo, a fearless man like a big hairy man, can still say that he is in trouble.
After all, the other party is a businessman, and each of his products can take Teemo's life.
Timo was on the other end of the phone: "He came to me today and asked me how the script was going. He also said that the investment was in place. He said that there were a lot of equipment in the first half of the year, all parked in Europe, and can be used to shoot movies at any time, but in the second half of next year, they will have to be sent to the battlefield. He asked me to hurry up and start the project."
"I haven't written a single word. What should I do?"
Han Zhou: "What did you tell him?"
Timo laughed awkwardly: "The script I told him about has been written, it's very well written, and it still needs some revisions."
Han Zhou: "Then wait for death."
Timo: "Han Zhou, I know you write scripts very quickly, can you make one for me?"
"I'll hold him back for three days!"
Han Zhou sighed: "You unlucky guy, I will come to Archangel City tomorrow, you should be ready to meet him."
Teemo must be saved.
Timo is the most important part of Han Zhou's deployment in Hollywood.
It is also the bridgehead for New World to enter Hollywood.
If Teemo died, all the previous preparations would be wasted, including the "Twilight" series.
An arms dealer?
Soon, Yang Hong helped Han Zhou book a flight to Archangel City and applied for a visa on the grounds of a work visit to the Speedpass Group.
As the screenwriter of "Twilight", it is normal for Han Zhou to go to Speedrun (it was previously written as Universal, which was a typo, Twilight was filmed in cooperation with Speedrun).
The visa was obtained quickly. After Han Zhou got on the plane, he took out his notebook and slowly wrote the script.
What Han Zhou didn't expect was that when the plane landed in Archangel City.
A pair of policemen swarmed in and surrounded the first-class cabin!
Everyone in Han Zhou was dumbfounded.
The men asked to check Han Zhou's notebook.
Because every time the flight attendant went over, she saw Han Zhou writing about missiles, guns, tanks, fighter jets, transactions and so on. He looked like an extremely dangerous person.
When the police arrived and saw Han Zhou, they were stunned.
Isn't this Han Zhou? An independent musician, the god of independent music.
"Castro Fair," "The Last of the Mohicans," and "Fade" took the English-language Internet by storm.
Could this person be a dangerous person?
Han Zhou could only reveal the whole story: "This is a script, a new movie script."
"I'm going to work for SpeedPass now . I'm the screenwriter of the movie Twilight. You can check the record at the Film Guild."
The police quickly confirmed this.
Misunderstanding resolved.
Han Zhou wiped his sweat.
Is it true that every time you make a movie, you go to jail? This old tradition has even been carried over to the United States.
But why didn't he go to jail for filming Kung Fu? Is it because the time has not come yet?
When Han Zhou came out of the small dark room at the airport, he saw Chen Dayong and Timo.
At this time, Chen Dayong imitated Teemo and dressed in fancy clothes.
After getting in the car, Chen Dayong drove and Timo grabbed the notebook and started looking at it.
While watching, he looked up at Han Zhou in surprise.
After slowly reading the script, Timo was stunned!
I told you to spend some time writing a script to deal with the problem, not to write something so shocking!
Can this thing really be filmed? Can it be broadcasted?
Timo: "Are you serious? Shoot like this?"
Han Zhou: "I know a gangster who has assets more than ten times more than the arms dealer you know."
"When he was exposed online as a gray force or a black force, guess what he said?"
Teemo: "Want to kill the whistleblower?"
Han Zhou shook his head: "He said, 'It's better this way, people will be more afraid of me, and business will be easier.'"
Teemo: “???”
Han Zhou: "Don't worry, this movie will be screened at a high rate in all countries, and it won't be banned. The only problem is that we need an award-winning actor to be able to play this role."
They were very happy to be able to promote their business, so even though they were scolded, it was not a reason for them to ban it.
It's just like the Korean conglomerates who pay people to make movies every day. It's the same principle as the black conglomerates.
If you can make money, what does it matter if you get scolded? Being scolded won’t hurt you, making money is the real thing.
You've already done this, and you're still afraid of being scolded???
Timo thought for a moment and said, "How about you come?"
Han Zhou: "I don't play villains in Hollywood."
Timo thought for a moment and said, "Let the arms dealer invite them himself?"
Han Zhou smiled: "This is reliable!"
Timo: "By the way, why are the place names in the script blank? And the faction names are all blank."
Han Zhou: "Wouldn't it be better if you let him fill it out himself when you negotiate with him?"
Originally, the movie in the previous life was adapted from various real events.
In this life, letting the arms dealers fill in these blanks themselves, doesn’t it also become an adaptation of real events?
Han Zhou: "By the way, what's that person's name?"
Teemo: “Emm…”
Han Zhou: “???”
Timo: "Just call you the protagonist."
Han Zhou: "Yuri Orlov?"
Timo: "My name is Yuri, and my last name is Turgenev."
The question mark on Han Zhou's forehead turned into an exclamation mark . This arms dealer has a very literary last name! Han Zhou looked at Timo again. Timo's last name was also very literary.
Han Zhou wondered whether he should give himself an English name, such as Tagore Shakespeare Wilde Hemingway.
Or should he just use the surname Lu? Oh, Mr. Lu himself doesn’t have the surname Lu, so forget it.