Chapter 177: If you feel scared, then snap...then merge!
"When the five battalions go out, not a blade of grass will grow. When the five battalions arrive, everyone screams!"
"The blazing sun casts the diamond, I can split the waves, I am the strongest!"
…
The military training proceeded in an orderly manner amid the mighty and domineering slogans.
The abandoned car in a hidden location became Xu Cheng's secret base. During lunch break every day, he would lie down in the car to rest, which felt like he was going camping in a motorhome.
The training ended and the team disbanded.
The cafeteria was filled with little green men in military training uniforms.
Xu Cheng and Lin Wanzhou were also eating. They sat at the table opposite each other. Perhaps because they were too tired from training, their legs were resting against each other under the table. They seemed too tired and neither of them was too lazy to move.
The meals at the base are very simple. Today's dinner is vegetable soup, which is actually just a pot of soup, followed by rice and steamed buns, and the dish served with the rice is fried celery.
“The food in the cafeteria is terrible.”
Lin Wanzhou gulped down the soup in a few mouthfuls. "After charging us so much money, it's too much to make something like this!"
She has a good temper and is very polite most of the time, but becomes explosive when it comes to Xu Cheng and food.
Xu Cheng cleaned up the rice in the bowl and said, "It will be over in a few days anyway, so I'll go to the canteen and buy some snacks later."
"Yeah, I want some chips."
“I want to eat it, too.”
The girl took out a piece of toilet paper from her pocket and carefully wiped the red oil from the corners of her mouth.
Toilet paper is a basic need for girls, they always carry it with them. There is no other way, being a girl is too troublesome. It is okay for boys not to wash their hands after going to the toilet, but girls absolutely cannot go to the toilet without toilet paper.
"Do you want it?"
She asked Xu Cheng a question, and Xu Cheng nodded. She then folded the toilet paper to include the part that didn't reach his mouth and handed it to him.
Xu Cheng was afraid that she would change her mind and go back, so he quickly wiped the wipe off his mouth, even taking advantage of the situation.
"Can't you give me a new one?"
The girl rolled her eyes at him and said, "Don't you know how to save paper, idiot?"
Other boys wanted her but she wouldn't give it to them.
"This is the paper you brought from home."
Lin Wanzhou nodded. "Yes, the quality of the toilet paper bought from the base store is too poor. I can only use the paper I brought with me sparingly."
“It’s really bad.”
Xu Cheng nodded in agreement. The small shop at the base was really unscrupulous. The toilet paper they sold was thin and brittle, and the quality was obviously garbage, but the price was higher than outside.
Lin Wanzhou suddenly remembered something interesting and started giggling, covering her mouth.
"Why are you laughing suddenly?" Xu Cheng thought there was a vegetable leaf stuck on his teeth, so he quickly licked his teeth with his tongue.
"I suddenly remembered the allegorical saying that Aning and the others made..."
"What's the allegorical saying?"
Lin Wanzhou was a little shy, "Come closer, I'll tell you in a low voice."
Xu Cheng came closer, and she leaned over and whispered in his ear. As she was talking, she said that she had moved to Bengbu, and then she leaned on his shoulder and giggled.
"It's just the paper from the canteen to wipe your butt."
"What do you mean?"
"I'll show you my skills today."
“…”
Xu Cheng smiled unkindly.
Shit and fart jokes never get old.
The night activity was watching a movie, "The Wreath on the Mountain". Although it was an old movie, Xu Cheng always thought it was the best domestic war movie. Especially before going to the battlefield, when the company commander casually clinked glasses and said, "See you at the Martyrs' Cemetery", many students were instantly moved to tears.
On the way back to the dormitory after the breakup, Lin Wanzhou asked Xu Cheng a lot of questions about the movie that she didn't understand, after all, it involved a historical area that was very unfamiliar to high school students.
"You boys really like history and know a lot about it."
"After all, boys are still very passionate at heart."
Lin Wanzhou scratched his lower back and muttered softly.
"Alas, I bleed a lot in the movie, and I bleed a lot outside the movie..."
"???"
Xu Cheng looked at her with a puzzled look in his head, "Is your aunt here?"
"screw you ."
Lin Wanzhou patted him and said, "I meant I was bitten by a mosquito."
"You attract mosquitoes so much. You always get bitten. I haven't been bitten that often... By the way, I heard that mosquitoes only bite fat people."
"???"
The girl was so anxious that she slapped the annoying guy.
"What nonsense! Mosquitoes obviously only bite people with sweet blood. It must be because you are so sweet that mosquitoes are so attracted to you!"
She is a sweet girl, not a fat girl!
"Whatever you say, I'm rarely bitten by mosquitoes anyway." Xu Cheng was very proud.
Lin Wanzhou rolled her eyes at him and said, "Maybe it's because you're too hard."
"…How did you know that?"
"You can feel it out. Your muscles are so strong that the mosquito's mouth might break before it can even get in. Oh, where's my Fengyoujing?"
Xu Cheng thought for a moment and said, "It seems to be still in the car."
"Why do you keep putting things there? Is it your hideout?"
"Why do you make me look like a criminal?"
"You're a criminal! You deserve several years in prison for what you did to me!"
Xu Cheng was terrified. "Don't say anything nonsense, okay... I just stole something from you, didn't I?"
"What? You stole my things?"
Lin Wanzhou didn't expect to get an unexpected gain. This annoying guy actually stole her things!
What to steal? Let her guess...
Well, first of all, let's exclude her socks. There's definitely nothing worth stealing about them.
After thinking for a long time, countless ideas came to my mind.
"Tell me the truth, what did you steal from me?"
"this."
Xu Cheng raised his hand and gestured at his left chest.
Lin Wanzhou stared at it blankly and gained a tenth level of understanding.
What do you mean? Stolen breasts?
Is this annoying guy hinting that she has small breasts?
Seeing that she didn't understand, Xu Cheng explained it to her.
"It's the heart."
"???"
"A thief who steals hearts."
After a few seconds of silence, the girl finally realized what Xu Cheng meant and pretended to vomit in an exaggerated manner.
"Yue! Yue! You're so greasy, Xu Cheng! I'm getting goosebumps all over my body."
After some laughing and joking, the two of them arrived at the car.
Because of the remote location and the pitch-darkness, the place looked a little scary. If Lin Wanzhou were alone , he would definitely not dare to come here.
Xu Cheng fumbled around in the car for a while, "Found it, found it, do you want me to help you apply it?"
“…Dream on!”
Lin Wanzhou snatched the Fengyoujing from his hand, and the two started walking back.
The thick and indissoluble night sky is like a skilled painter, painting everything with mysterious colors.
Xu Cheng was suddenly pulled by Lin Wanzhou behind him, and he turned around to look at her.
"What's wrong?"
Lin Wanzhou looked at him nervously, "Xu Cheng... did you hear the woman crying?"
"……?"
Xu Cheng listened carefully and actually heard it!
He and Lin Wanzhou looked at each other, and both of them became nervous.
Lin Wanzhou couldn't help but hug Xu Cheng's arm, "Aning said... this military training base used to be a cemetery, it couldn't be..."
"Don't talk nonsense. After the founding of the country, spirits are not allowed to be formed."
"What's that sound..."
Lin Wanzhou has already started to automatically imagine all kinds of horror elements.
"Go check it out. It seems to be coming from over there."
He strode towards the direction where the sound came from, and Lin Wanzhou followed behind him, holding his arm tightly.
In this state, the girl is very timid.
Passing through waist-high grass, under a bamboo grove shrouded in moonlight, Xu Cheng saw the back of a girl squatting on the ground.
"ah!"
Lin Wanzhou also saw it. She thought she had really seen a ghost and screamed in fright.
It moved very quickly, like a baby kangaroo, and jumped into the arms of kangaroo mother Xu Cheng.
Yes, I jumped in.
Her long legs were wrapped tightly around his waist, her arms were around his neck, and her little head was tucked into his chest, trying to cover it with his coat, her forehead pressed against his chest, rubbing it from time to time, and making fearful hums like a small animal.
“Hmph… wuwu…”
Xu Cheng: “…”
The girl squatting on the ground stood up after hearing the shout. Xu Cheng saw her face clearly. It was the girl in their class - Xia Yue.
Xia Yue wiped the corners of her eyes, looked at the two of them in surprise, and then saw their current posture.
Bit her lower lip lightly.
"Sorry to bother you..."
