Chapter 170: Fucked
While Yang Moleng was standing there, a white man and a yellow man came over. Both of them were dressed in suits and looked very capable.
"Hello, Mr. Yang, I'm very happy to reach cooperation with you. I believe that our cooperation can bless each other and create a win-win situation." The white man stretched out his hand and greeted him actively.
He took the initiative to extend his hand, and Yang Mo quickly extended his hand to shake his, saying, "I'm very happy to be the spokesperson for your product."
"This is Davis, the CEO of McDonald's. This is Alan Su, the director of the Asia region." Lu Xueman introduced them to Yang Mo one by one.
Yang Mo shook hands again and said politely, "Nice to meet you."
After the four of them exchanged greetings, a dedicated staff member took Yang Mo to put on makeup and then started the photo shoot.
While Yang Mo was putting on makeup, Lu Xueman answered a few phone calls and then left in a hurry, saying that she would call her after the shoot.
Yang Mo was both happy and distressed to see Lu Xueman so busy. She was happy that she was so busy, which meant that wealth would continue to flow to her. But she was distressed that such a beautiful girl was always on the phone, negotiating contracts, running around, and doing everything herself. Even a grown man couldn't stand it, let alone a weak woman like her?
When Yang Mo was putting on makeup, the director from China explained the script to her. Yang Mo thought it was quite stupid. The script said that Yang Mo and Liu Yifei were childhood sweethearts. When Yang Mo was a child, Yang Mo wanted to eat Yifei's hamburger, but Yifei refused and asked Yang Mo to throw a three-pointer from the backcourt. Later, when Yang Mo grew up, she still wanted to eat Liu Yifei's hamburger, so Liu Yifei made it more difficult and asked Yang Mo to throw a three-pointer from outside the basketball court. Then the scene flashed back to the scene of Yang Mo practicing shooting from childhood to adulthood. In the last scene, Yang Mo made a decisive three-pointer in the NBA arena. When the whole audience cheered, Liu Yifei gave Yang Mo a McDonald's hamburger, and then the two hugged each other tightly. An M appeared on the screen, and finally, I'm loving it!
So stupid!
After listening to this, Yang Mo gave a very direct comment.
The director was not angry. Instead, he smiled and said, " Yes, it is a bit silly. But the ad must be popular and only last two minutes. It must be concise and to the point."
"Okay, let's shoot it however you say. You're an expert in this area, I'll listen to you." Yang Mo didn't make things difficult for others. In fact, apart from being serious about basketball, Yang Mo was quite easy-going in other aspects.
Yang Mo quickly put on her makeup. The director took Yang Mo to the scene and let Yang Mo and Liu Yifei get to know each other first.
"Hello, Fairy Sister." Yang Mo seemed a little nervous when she walked in front of Liu Yifei. It was not because Liu Yifei was pretty. To be fair, Liu Yifei was not as pretty as Lu Xueman. It was just because she was Yang Mo's dream lover in her youth, so it was inevitable that she would put her emotions back then into it, so she was a little at a loss.
"Hello, big star." Liu Yifei smiled and shook hands with Yang Mo. She was not as otherworldly as the characters she played, and her tone was quite easy-going.
After hearing this, Yang Mo scratched his head and said, "Actually, I really liked you when I was a kid. I grew up watching your plays."
"Ah?" Liu Yifei exclaimed subconsciously in surprise. She looked herself up and down, and then looked Yang Mo up and down: "What? Am I old now?"
"Not old. I expressed it wrongly. What I meant was... Oh, anyway, I like you very much." Yang Mo didn't know how to explain it, so she just emphasized the most important point. The process was not important anymore.
"Haha." Seeing Yang Mo eager to explain, Liu Yifei laughed heartily and said, "Okay, I know you like me very much. Thank you."
"You're welcome." Yang Mo waved his hand and asked, "Have you seen my game?"
"I have. I watched a video of your game. " Liu Yifei nodded and said, "I really like the way you shouted 'Miami friends, are you having fun?' on the court. It felt like watching a concert."
Hearing Liu Yifei say this, Yang Mo felt quite embarrassed. After watching a game, she only remembered one sentence: "Friends in Miami, are you happy?"
Seeing Yang Mo's embarrassed expression, Liu Yifei couldn't help but burst out laughing and said, "I was kidding. You look so handsome when you shoot three-pointers! Several of my classmates in the United States heard that I was going to shoot a commercial with you, and they all asked me to get your autograph."
"Oh, really?" Yang Mo was surprised again.
"I promise I didn't lie to you this time." Liu Yifei raised four fingers cutely as if to swear, and then said, "Can you give me ten autographed photos? Also, they all hope you can write a Chinese character under the photo..."
Before Liu Yifei finished her words, Yang Mo subconsciously said, "Fuck?"
"Haha!" Liu Yifei laughed again, and nodded vigorously: "Yes!"
"Fuck!" Yang Mo complained, "What kind of people are your classmates? Didn't you tell them that this is China's national curse?"
"I said it, but they all say that you are especially manly when you're fucking...hahahaha!" Liu Yifei couldn't stop laughing before she finished her words.
"Psycho." Yang Mo muttered, and then said: "I don't think I have any photos."
"There are posters over there, you can have as many as you want." Liu Yifei said, pointing to the poster with two portraits printed on it.
Yang Mo quickly went over to get a stack of signatures, signed ten of them, and wrote "fuck" on each one, and drew a circle on them to indicate the emphasis. Yang Mo was convinced by these idiot Americans. What's so good about signing "fuck"? Isn't it just FUCK? Of course, in terms of momentum, "fuck" certainly crushes FUCK. After all, FUCK has two sounds, and the last one is a closed sound. But "fuck" is much more majestic, with only one sound from beginning to end. The pronunciation structure is also from bottom to top, jumping out from the dantian, growing in the throat, and then exploding in the air, showing the anger to the fullest. Compared with the skill of choosing words and making sentences, these foreigners are no match for our ancestors.
As the two talked, the distance between them became closer. After all, they were both young people with common topics, and soon they became very close.
By the time the official shooting started, the two of them were already close friends.
The director saw this scene and couldn't help asking, "Are you two really childhood sweethearts?"
Yang Mo and Liu Yifei smiled at each other, turned around at the same time, and uttered the same syllable in unison: Fuck! !
