Chapter 17: Blame It
Liu Xiang doesn’t care whether Feng Tiankui admits it or not!
"It's a wonderful little song to read. Come on, come on, who of you can sing one for me?"
Marshal Liu is Marshal Liu. With a wave of his hand, Chu Tianshu and a battalion of soldiers started singing together!
On the eastern hillside, two cows were staring at each other. The bull said to the cow: Hey, spicy dance oil!
Liu Xiang just picked up the cup to drink water, and spat it out far away!
He Guoguang and Luo Jialie could no longer stand and all squatted on the ground laughing!
As the soldiers of the guard camp finished singing, none of Liu Xiang's guards could stand still due to laughter, their tears were sparkling under the lights!
The more Feng Tiankui listened, the more depressed he became. Who the hell wrote this and put the blame on his head? If he finds out, I will skin him alive!
After a lot of effort, everyone laughed. Looking at Feng Tiankui who was standing there motionless, they felt more and more that this little song was written by Feng Tiankui!
"This dragon gate formation of yours is very interesting, with poems by Zhang Zongchang and music by Feng Tiankui! It's great! I haven't been this happy in a long time!"
After Liu Xiang finished laughing, he sat on the bench that Feng Tiankui had just brought over!
"any left?"
"have!"
Chu Tianshu saw that his commander could swallow a gourd in his mouth. After saying this, he became unconfident!
"Tian Kui, don't hide your talent. Let them sing, and let Chief of Staff He see your talent!"
Bullshit talent!
Feng Tiankui's smile is uglier than crying!
I could only watch Chu Tianshu direct the entire battalion to sing!
Zhou Xiaoshan's heart sank. The interlude "Marriage Vow" from the movie "Lusheng Love Song" was a love song with erotic lyrics that were modified over and over again. It was originally meant to cheer up the soldiers and create a good atmosphere. Wouldn't it be fatal to sing it in such an occasion?
The master who framed others will be punished!
It’s coming too fast!
I don’t know how Commander Feng will deal with me tomorrow!
This feeling, is just like being caught cheating on my master in bed. It's such an inhuman life. It's so frightening that my heart is beating!
Take a deep breath and calm yourself!
Anyway, I have already been to the gates of hell today, so I am not afraid of going through it again!
Look up at the stars, leave everything to fate, and do whatever happens!
When the singing started, Zhou Xiaoshan didn't care anymore. He insisted on listening to the commander singing tomorrow!
Even if I hear the commander singing it in my dreams, I must stick to it!
While he was daydreaming, Chu Tianshu was directing the soldiers to sing in unison!
The brother got into the sister’s warm bed!
Touch upwards along the thigh!
The younger sister asked the older brother what he was going to do, and the older brother said he was going to find a nest for the sparrows!
The younger sister crawled into the older brother’s warm bed!
Just follow that belly and feel down!
The brother asked the sister what she was going to do, and the sister said she was going to bring the sparrow back to the nest!
Since it is a ditty, the lyrics are very short, and in this age where people’s sense of humor is low, it is very powerful!
Feng Tiankui was stunned after hearing this, and in the end he couldn't help laughing !
Liu Xiang, He Guoguang and Luo Jialie were laughing so hard!
They were only halfway through the song when they all fell off their stools and crawled on the ground wiping their tears!
Some guards brought by Marshal Liu laughed and pounded the ground with their hands!
It’s been seven or eight minutes since I finished singing!
This group of talents gradually climbed up!
Feng Tiankui slapped his head, thought quickly and spoke!
"Brothers from the Guard Battalion, I know what this song is about! Liu Hao from the Quartermaster Department, remember, tomorrow each of the brothers from the Guard Battalion will receive a dollar. From now on, when you sing these two songs, please tell others clearly that it was Fan Haer and Fan Shaozeng who composed them. I just learned to hum it twice, so I won't be blamed for composing the song!"
There are more than 500 guards in the third company’s yard!
Feng Tiankui spent five hundred dollars to pass the blame, causing Marshal Liu, who had just gotten up from the ground with great difficulty, to lie down on the ground again with a smile on his face!
My whole body is twitching!
Zhou Xiaoshan was stunned, looking at Feng Tiankui as if he saw a god. Commander Feng was so amazing that he reacted in just a few minutes. He was really good at shifting the blame!
He couldn't imagine the ugly expression on Fan Haer's fat face when he knew that he had "composed" two little songs!
He Guoguang also thought that Feng Tiankui and his soldiers were entertaining, and this little song was really eye-opening!
It was also fun to bring it to Nanjing and joke with colleagues while having dinner.
Unfortunately, the 66th Division and Feng Tiankui cannot be used by the Chairman!
Liu Xiang felt a stomachache from laughing today, so he covered his stomach and asked Chu Tianshu if he had any songs!
Looking at Chu Tianshu, he shook his head with a look of disappointment!
"What have you been doing with the Xuanlongmen formation these days?"
"Celebrities of the Republic of China, Liang Sicheng, Lin Huiyin, Xu Zhimo, Wang Geng, Lu Xiaoman, the three heroes of Huangpu. I was going to talk about Fan Xudong today? But a few soldiers interrupted and the topic turned to Zhang Guotao!"
Chu Tianshu is very honest and speaks the truth!
"Fan Xudong from Yongli Alkali Factory?"
Different people have different worlds. Chu Tianshu didn't know this person. Liu Xiang saw Zhou Xiaoshan nod and sighed!
"The chairman asked him to be the Minister of Industry, but he refused. He is a big shot. He probably looks down on us warlords!"
The reason why Liu Xiang's army was able to suppress Liu Wenhui and Yang Sen and become the undisputed leader among the Sichuan warlords was not because he was good at fighting!
The main thing is that he can make money!
Be able to engage in industry and military industry!
The Chongqing Weapons Repair Shop alone is an arsenal with more than 6,000 people!
When it comes to fighting, he is definitely not as good as Yang Sen and Liu Wenhui, but when it comes to doing business and running industries, he is miles ahead of them!
Of course, this is only compared with Liu Wenhui, Yang Sen and other losers. If we talk about his achievements in industry, he is not capable of that yet!
The arsenal in Chongqing was unable to produce smokeless gunpowder, so it also sent people to look for Fan Xudong. However, Fan Xudong had been kidnapped by a warlord before, and his brother had spent 60,000 yuan to redeem him without his knowledge. He hated the warlords who brought disaster to the country and the people!
Zhou Cang waved his hand and Guan Erye disappeared!
It's something that can be figured out with your toes!
He Guoguang found the name Fan Xudong very familiar. Although he had never been in charge of the industrial sector, the words "even the chairman couldn't invite him" made him remember who this person was. Fan Xudong was truly a local hero. He was indeed proud and worthy of discussion!
"Xiaoshan, prepare yourself well and look up more information. I will come to listen to you talk about Fan Xudong tomorrow! Tiankui, select two people who are eloquent and go back with us. I want to hear what they say about the celebrities of the Republic of China these days!"
Feng Tiankui hurriedly saluted the Marshal and replied, "Yes, sir." Zhou Xiaoshan did not dare to steal his limelight and saluted behind him a beat later!
Except for Deputy Battalion Commander Xu Jiahuai of the Guard Battalion who stayed behind to handle official duties!
Zhou Xiaoshan goes to recuperate!
More than a dozen lieutenants from the guard battalion were taken to Feng Mansion by Feng Tiankui to tell stories to the Marshal!
When leaving the headquarters, He Guoguang was about to extend his hand to shake hands with Zhou Xiaoshan, but he was greeted with a military salute. The man looked at Zhou Xiaoshan, as if he wanted to say something but stopped himself!
Zhou Xiaoshan cursed in his heart, what a piece of shit you are, and you're trying to fool me. If we get too close to you, the Sichuan Army will have trouble!
All of this fell into Liu Xiang's eyes. He looked at Feng Tiankui and smiled meaningfully!
