Chapter 163 Help
In the kitchen, Jiang Xiyue stood on a small stool, carefully picking and washing vegetables.
Linzhou, who was standing next to him, heated up some oil in a pan and put the cut fish into the pan to fry. He planned to make a squirrel fish. It didn't matter whether it tasted good or not, the most important thing was that it looked good.
But there was no suitable apron here, so Linzhou could only wear Jiang Xiyue's small apron, and he looked very funny.
The small apron doesn't reach the knees, but can barely cover the thighs, and it is covered with cute little bear patterns.
Linzhou didn't care about this kind of thing, but Jiang Xiyue next to him was peeking and asking about the game. She must learn this kind of competitive game.
Because she heard from netizens that it is cool to have a girlfriend who can play games.
So, Jiang Xiyue spoke.
"Zhou Zhou, what should I do if I'm in the top lane and the opponent is a shooter? His arms are longer than mine..."
Hearing the question, Linzhou took out the fried fish from the pan and put it aside to drain the oil, then answered, "Of course I'd choose Noxus... Just A, then W, then scrape the outer circle, then Ruthless Iron Hand, then A, then A, then Bloodfury, and kill with one blow."
Linzhou spoke this very quickly, and Jiang Xiyue didn't hear it clearly. She pursed her lips and started to complain.
"Stupid Zhou Zhou, are you reciting the jingle for the postgraduate entrance examination?"
"No, you can take a rest after washing the vegetables, and I will take care of the rest." Linzhou turned up the flame of the high-fire stove and continued to operate.
Jiang Xiyue got down from the small stool and sat obediently at the dining table next to the kitchen, supporting her chin with both hands, just staring at Linzhou.
She didn't wear any makeup today and just wore an ordinary nightgown when she got home.
Sitting there, the girl's legs were lightly placed on top of the other leg, her calves were exposed to the air, white and delicate, and her little feet swayed gently as Linzhou stirred the ladle, which was very cute.
My mother used to always tell my father that men who cook are the most handsome.
She originally thought that this was an excuse for her mother to trick her father into cooking, but now it seems not to be the case. Zhou Zhou looks really handsome when he stirs the wok seriously.
I can't get enough of it.
Suddenly I don’t want to live in a dormitory anymore… But I still have to experience dormitory life in college…
Just experience it for a year, it's not impossible to move out in the second year...
So it was decided, and according to our age, we were just old enough to get the marriage certificate after graduating from college, and we would be a legal couple at that time.
What am I thinking about? The girl shook her head vigorously, trying to get rid of the idea of getting the marriage certificate.
But this idea is like a bamboo growing in the cracks of a rock, tenacious and cannot be shaken off. Do I really want to get a marriage certificate with Linzhou?
Obviously, yes, but I can't face my heart. Once I get married, I have to do what I have to do.
I am so small...
Forget it, as long as I don’t think about it, such a thing will not happen. Jiang Xiyue held her breath, forced herself to calm down, and exhaled the turbid air accumulated in her chest.
Oh no, why did it suddenly become so bitter? I shouldn’t be thinking about that kind of thing now...
Jiang Xiyue pursed her lips and looked up at Linzhou sprinkling salt, pepper and chili powder . She was about to speak when she was interrupted.
Linzhou came over with potato chips in his hand.
The plate was filled with potato chips that looked delicious, especially the red chili powder, which looked very appetizing.
"Eat, this thing is freshly fried and delicious."
"Thank you, husband... eh?!" Realizing that she had said the wrong thing, the girl quickly covered her mouth with her hand that was reaching for the potato chips, making a loud noise.
“Ahhhhh!! Zhou Zhou, you didn’t hear anything!! Ahhhhh!!!”
Linzhou, who was a little surprised, suddenly laughed out loud.
"Pfft, are you addicted to calling me that? Then should I call you wife or wife?"
Linzhou stretched out his hand and rubbed the little girl's head. Looking at her tender and tempting red lips and the shy look in her eyes because of saying the wrong thing, he suddenly became interested, bent down slightly, and moved his face closer.
In this situation, Jiang Xiyue habitually closed her eyes and slightly tilted her head back.
But what he got was not a gentle snack, but potato chips with chili powder stuffed into his mouth.
"The oil pan is starting to smoke. Leave it alone for now. I'll take it back in the evening." Linzhou's gentle but annoying voice reached the girl's ears.
After opening her eyes, Jiang Xiyue ate all the potato chips that were in her mouth. Without the big bad guy blocking her view, her vision became much brighter, but she was just angry.
It was something that only took a moment, so why did Zhou Zhou hold it back?
The girl looked at Linzhou with eyes full of resentment. She was determined to take revenge today. When Linzhou went to the bathroom, she played with the switch outside to scare him to death!
Linzhou noticed Jiang Xiyue's gaze, but didn't say anything and continued to pretend to be calm.
The little girl was shouting like that in the morning because she obviously wanted to play, but that was not the case just now. That means she was speaking the truth.
The word "husband" still has quite an impact on Linzhou. If he is called "husband" now, what will he be called in the future?
Dead ghost?
Lin Zhou, who was cutting vegetables, suddenly had a picture in his mind.
When he got home after finishing his work, he saw Jiang Xiyue standing at the door as soon as he opened the door...
The little girl held the slippers in her hand and said in her current voice: "Damn it, why did you come back just now? Do you want to eat first, take a shower first, or eat ~me~!!!"
Thinking of this, Linzhou suddenly shuddered and the kitchen knife in his hand almost cut his finger.
This is absolutely not acceptable, it's too horrible, I can't bear just thinking about this scene.
Although this is the dream of many otakus, opening the door and having their newlywed wife ask them the three questions of a newlywed...but this scene is quite scary in reality.
Because this question is most likely not a multiple-choice question, but a ranking question.
Following this line of thought, Jiang Xiyue has now turned into a three-dimensional succubus in Linzhou's mind.
Things absolutely cannot develop like this, so he stopped cutting ginger and looked at Jiang Xiyue who was eating potato chips next to him, "Yueyue, you...there is no soy sauce at home."
Linzhou forced himself to swallow the words that were about to come out of his mouth and continued to work. It was he who suggested treating the guests, so most of the work had to continue.
As for the questions I want to ask, it’s better to swallow them.
If you ask Jiang Xiyue directly if she knows the three questions for newlyweds, her identity will be exposed, and then the curious little girl will definitely search for it, and the plot will really unfold as you imagine.
My subjective initiative never deceives me...
Just as I mixed the shredded ginger and potatoes together, the doorbell rang.
Jiang Xiyue, who was sitting on a chair, stood up and ran out to open the door for the two guests. "Welcome, Xiaohui and Xiaoling. Over here... do you want to change into slippers? It will be more comfortable."
"Change." Bai Muring walked in confidently, changed into slippers, and hung her sun jacket on the hanger at the door.
As for Yingjing Hui, she naturally found her own slippers and changed into them, then came close to Jiang Xiyue and whispered evil thoughts to her...
"Yueyue, I thought you were going to ask me the three questions of a newlywed."
"What are the three questions for newlyweds?"
