Chapter 163: Buzhou Mountain (V)
The Bizarre Records of Modern Human Blind Dates
Contestant number one is named Tushan Qiluo, a cool and arrogant lady.
Lu Ren was too embarrassed to let Tu Shan Qiluo, who was wearing a skirt, sit on his electric car, so he found a nearby coffee shop. In this coffee shop, the two had a very official discussion about the blind date.
However, in Lu Ren's opinion, the situation at that time was more like an interrogation than a blind date.
Tushan Qiluo might have a mild occupational disease, but it was more likely that she was forced to come here for a blind date. She sat opposite Lu Ren, crossed her arms in front of her chest, looked him up and down, then frowned slightly. Although she was trying to restrain herself, it was still possible to see that she was very impatient.
She said as if it was a routine matter: "Name."
"Lu Ren."
"age."
"Twenty-four."
"Profession."
"Save……"
Just as he was about to say those two words, Lu Ren was stunned: What did he do? Security guard? Nanny?
By the way, has he been out working in the past two days?
Lu Rensi thought about it and had no memory of any work, so he could only speak the truth dejectedly: "Unemployed."
It is not strange to have a gap in work. Tushan Qiluo expressed her understanding: "What industry did you work in before?"
"Maybe... I have no work experience." Lu Ren said while secretly observing Tushan Qiluo's reaction. She looked like a primary school student who had made a mistake in front of her class teacher.
Logically speaking, the two of them are just on a blind date. If they are compatible, they can stay together. If not, they can break up. There is no need to be so serious.
But perhaps because Tushan Qiluo looked a little too cold and beautiful, Lu Ren was instinctively a little afraid of him.
Tushan Qiluo, who had been expressionless, couldn't help but frown after hearing this: "No job?"
The tone might be a bit harsh, Lu Ren couldn't help shrinking his neck: "I'll start looking right away!"
After listening to this, Tushan Qiluo picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip, then jumped to the next question: "Specialty."
The previous question severely hit Lu Ren's self-confidence. He wanted to show that he was not a useless young man who just wanted to eat and wait for death, so he asked, "Does cooking, cleaning, and planting flowers count?"
"Bang!" The coffee cup hit the cup holder heavily, making a crisp sound.
"I have a general understanding of your situation." Tushan Qiluo said as formally as a leader summarizing a report. "Based on the above understanding, I can roughly draw the conclusion: the two of us are not suitable."
Although he had guessed the result, Lu Ren could only stare at his toes awkwardly : "Okay."
Tushan Qiluo continued: "But——"
Why is there a sequel?
"But I have a brother who is still single. He wants to find a virtuous partner. You can consider it."
In short, in the end, Tushan Qiluo's nonsensical proposal was firmly rejected by Lu Ren, and this blind date unfortunately ended in failure.
But Aunt Sun didn't give up so easily.
So Lu Ren met his second blind date the next day.
The second blind date candidate is a divorced young woman, who is said to be the only child of the largest seafood chain market in the city.
In Zhang Chunhua's words: "If it works, you will have saved yourself 200 years of hard work!"
Lu Ren actually didn’t want to continue the blind date. He said to Zhang Chunhua, “My conditions are a bit unfair to the girl.”
Zhang Chunhua encouraged him: "You should still give it a try, just in case the person's eyesight is not good."
Lu Ren, who was not comforted at all, said: "..."
However, Lu Ren finally attended the blind date event the next day because Zhang Chunhua said, "I promised Aunt Sun, if you don't go, I will be embarrassed in front of my old sisters."
This sentence can be said to be the eternal theme in the process of Zhang Chunhua introducing blind date partners, so Lu Ren’s blind date history is more like a battle to save Zhang Chunhua’s face.
In short, the next day, in the same coffee shop, at the same location, Lu Ren stared at the rich daughter of the legendary seafood supermarket chain.
The rich girl was called Qi Xin, and she looked very angry. Although Lu Ren was sitting next to her, she kept looking out the window, as if she was waiting for someone.
It would be too awkward if neither of them spoke.
So Lu Ren was the first to make small talk: "Well... the weather is pretty good today."
Qi Xin, who was originally looking outside the coffee shop, now looked over fiercely: "Then why doesn't he come!"
When asking this question, Qi Xin's eyes turned red and he looked as scary as an evil ghost with disheveled hair.
This sudden question confused Lu Ren: "Who are you talking about?"
Qi Xin did not answer Lu Ren, but just stared at him, almost biting his teeth off.
At this moment, the bell on the coffee shop door made a crisp sound, and someone pushed open the door of the coffee shop and walked in.
A young man wearing a white shirt and black suit pants came in, with a black watch on his fair wrist.
The young man was holding something in his hand. After entering the cafe, he stopped and looked around, then fixed his eyes on Lu Ren's table.
This young man had a fair complexion and dark pupils. When his calm eyes looked over, it was like a gust of winter snow blowing, which would instantly make people feel a chill in their hearts.
The young man did not hesitate. After locking onto his target, he walked directly in, his posture as straight as a green bamboo.
He stood in front of Lu Ren and Qi Xin's seats, handed the bag in his hand to Qi Xin, and said, "This is what you want."
Qi Xin, who had looked extremely fierce just now, now looked at the young man in front of him with tears in his eyes, looking pitiful: "Lu Qingzhou! Why are you here just now?"
Lu Qingzhou still had his hand raised as if to hand over something and did not respond to her.
Qi Xin, who was in love, didn't care that this was a public place. With tears in her eyes, she collapsed and shouted, "Do you really want me to marry someone else?"
The people in the coffee shop looked over and started pointing at the three people.
A real love triangle!
Lu Ren, who suddenly became a cannon fodder in an idol drama, said: "..."
Although we came here for a blind date and our motives were not pure, we only said no more than five sentences in total. Isn't it too early for you to say this now?
Lu Qingzhou didn't seem to respond to Qi Xin's meaning. Seeing that Qi Xin didn't take it, he put the bag on the seat in the coffee shop, then said "I put the things here" and left.
When Qi Xin saw him leaving, he followed him without thinking.
She even turned around and said to Lu Ren in a noble and cold manner: "The bag contains compensation for you. I don't love anyone else except him, so just give up."
Lu Ren was stunned.
In the bag was a chestnut cake.
When Lu Qingzhou and Qi Xin went outside, the sunny weather suddenly started to rain for some reason. Qi Xin screamed and pulled in the rain, and Lu Qingzhou looked reserved and cold, which seemed like a very sadistic love story.
Inside the coffee shop window, Lu Ren was eating chestnut cake while watching the farce, thinking to himself, "This is really fun."
On the third day, it was still the same coffee shop and the same seat.
The difference is that Lu Ren didn’t come this time.
Contestant No. 3 is said to have just come out of the mountains recently, far away from the world, so she still retains the gentle and virtuous character of a traditional woman. In the words of Aunt Sun, she is "like a beauty who walked out of an ancient book."
However, before Lu Ren could even reach the coffee shop, he was put in a sack. When he passed an alley, a huge sack fell from the sky, and Lu Ren's eyes went dark.
Someone was pushing Lu Ren from behind, and they seemed to be inside the room. Then Lu Ren was hit hard, causing him to fall to the ground after losing his sight.
The sack on Lu Ren's head was taken off, and a handsome man with flamboyant short red hair was looking down at him.
"You are so brave that you dare to go on a blind date with Ali? Even I don't have this opportunity! I warn you, stay away from Ali!"
Ali is Lu Ren’s blind date today.
Lu Ren was frightened by the sudden scene and swallowed his saliva. He carefully asked the person in front of him, "Who are you?"
The man with short red hair seemed very proud: "My name is Taiyi, and I'm Ali's future boyfriend."
He said this with full energy, as if he was making a declaration to the whole world.
At first, Lu Ren thought he had accidentally done something immoral, but he finally breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this: "In other words, you are not her boyfriend yet?"
Taiyi interpreted Lu Ren's sudden relief as a plot against A Li. His already ferocious expression now looked as if he wanted to eat someone.
Just when Lu Ren thought that Taiyi's head was about to erupt like a volcano, Taiyi suddenly laughed. His laughter was particularly wild, and in sharp contrast to his wild laughter was his cold eyes - that look was as if he was looking at a dead object.
"You are really brave, kid."
When he said this, his low tone revealed a chill that cut through Lu Ren's scalp like a blunt knife.
Just like the little animals in the forest know when to avoid danger, Lu Ren instantly calculated the optimal solution.
"Don't worry, I have no interest in this blind date at all. I will go home immediately!"
After hearing this, Taiyi showed a satisfied look instantly. His cold hand touched the back of Bo's neck and pinched it gently, while he said slowly: "Remember what you said today."
How could Lu Ren not remember it? A blind date that almost resulted in a death might be something that he would never encounter in his lifetime.
After returning home that day, Lu Ren was completely depressed. He said to Zhang Chunhua, "Forget it. I don't like any of this."
On this day, Zhang Chunhua looked at Lu Ren, who was silent (actually still in shock) in the room, and interpreted this sentence in another way.
So on the fourth day, Lu Ren was forced to come to the same coffee shop and sit in the same seat again.
The difference was that this time, a handsome man wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a suit sat opposite him. The man looked at him expressionlessly and introduced himself: "Hello. My name is Fei Lian."
Lu Ren: ???
Lu Ren:!!!
When Lu Ren said "I don't like any of these", the emphasis was on "I don't like them".
But Zhang Chunhua heard the emphasis as "these".
