Chapter 158: Interviewing Han Zhou is a great torture
This is Han Zhou's first interview program in his life.
It is Zhejiang Provincial Television, Blue Channel.
The interview host was named Huang Chong.
In addition to the interview program, Han Zhou, An Lan, and Lu Jin participated in a variety show called "China Imitation Show" on Blue Channel.
The program organizers specially invited contestants to imitate the three people.
The recording process was quite fun.
However, the person who imitated Han Zhou looked a bit like Han Zhou, but the singing voice he imitated was not like Han Zhou. Only the song "It's the Moon's Trouble" was barely similar, the other songs were not very similar.
Han Zhou's singing style varies greatly, and he is known as an insurmountable mountain in the world of imitation.
But the person who imitated Lu Jin was very similar.
The one who imitates An Lan has a similar voice but doesn’t look like her, and there is a big gap in their singing skills.
Of course, if the tone is adjusted later in the program, it will be just like that, and the audience will definitely be surprised.
After recording "China Imitation Show", An Lan had to rush to participate in a radio program, while Lu Jin had to attend a commercial event.
Han Zhou stayed at Blue Channel to film the talk show "Huang Chong Saturday".
While waiting, the makeup artist wanted to help Han Zhou change his clothes.
Han Zhou has no interest in wearing clothes that have been worn by others.
Han Zhou also refused to wear makeup: "The makeup on the set is too exaggerated recently. If I can avoid it, I will do it."
Makeup artists also have a headache.
After a while, a director came over to announce, "Teacher Han, it's time to start."
Han Zhou put away his phone and went to the scene.
The scene was just a pure talk show, there were no audiences.
There are only two sofas.
There is also a small coffee table.
The host Huang Chong on the stage was recording the beginning: "Recently, there is a very popular TV series. I believe that all the audience friends have watched it?"
"'The World's Number One', the ratings are really the best in the world."
"Today we have invited the actor who plays Cheng Shifei, who is also the top screenwriter of "Number One Under Heaven", Mr. Han Xun!"
Han Zhou was embarrassed.
Han Xun is the name of another star, a singer. He hasn’t released an album in the last two years, but he was already a first-line male singer two years ago.
But Han Zhou still went on stage.
"Hello, everyone." Han Zhou waved to the camera as he walked.
Huang Chong smiled and shook hands with Han Zhou: "Please sit down."
After Han Zhou took his seat, Huang Chong spoke: "Welcome Teacher Han Xun to our Huang Chong Saturday."
"Many audience friends may not know that Mr. Han Xun actually debuted only last year, and it has only been nine months since his debut."
Han Zhou was in a daze.
Huang Chong saw that Han Zhou had no intention of responding, so he continued to smile and said, "But in the past nine months, it has been very popular."
"He released songs, wrote songs, acted in movies and TV series, and won several best actor awards both at home and abroad."
Han Zhou came back to his senses and said, "Thank you to the audience and the judges for your kindness."
Huang Chong smiled, turned his body slightly towards Han Zhou, and continued to ask: "Teacher Han Xun, can you tell me about the song "The Moon Represents My Heart" that you wrote for Goddess An Lan?"
Han Zhou was in a daze.
Huang Chong smiled and looked at Han Zhou in a daze: "Haha, it's just like what many friends told me. Everyone said that you often get dazed when recording the show."
Han Zhou came back to his senses: "Oh, yes, sometimes I observe the lighting on the scene and so on."
"An Lan sang the song 'The Moon Represents My Heart' very well, very good."
Huang Chong: "Can you tell me how you wrote this song?"
"I heard that at that time, you wrote a song for An Lan and sang one yourself, and many of them were complementary."
"For example, 'Cloudy Day' and 'Sunny Day', 'The Moon Represents My Heart' and 'The Moon Causes Trouble'."
Han Zhou: "Well, it's probably because I can write it from different perspectives, using the same thing to tell different emotions."
Huang Chong laughed so hard that he was numb: "Oh, that means you were born to do this!"
"This is God's gift."
Han Zhou smiled: "Probably."
If this is not a gift from God to me, then I don’t know who the gifts are given to.
Huang Chong: "So, Mr. Han Xun, can you talk about the role of Mr. Shu?"
Han Zhou had been answering questions before, but now he was in a daze again. From Huang Chong's perspective, Han Zhou seemed to be observing the camera track on the scene.
Huang Chong was a little confused.
I heard that he 'occasionally' daydreams when recording the show, but why does he always daydream in front of me?
Although he was dissatisfied, Huang Chong still maintained his host's manners and lip-synced to the camera: "Let's see how long he will stay in a daze."
This wait lasted five minutes.
Five minutes later, Huang Chong saw that Han Zhou had not come back to his senses yet: "Teacher Han Xun, Teacher Han Xun?"
Han Zhou woke up in shock: "Oh? Ah!"
Huang Chong: "Can you talk about the character of Mr. Shu? I heard from Ri that there was a very interesting story at that time."
Huang Chong turned to look at the camera and said, "My fellow viewers may not know this, but this is a very interesting thing."
"Teacher Han Xun joined a crew at that time."
"The director of this crew is actually a liar. He cheated investors out of their money and then ran away."
"Investors have invested so much money, they definitely don't want the film to fail! So they continue to invest more, hoping that the filming can continue."
"In the end, we couldn't find a director willing to take over the project, because everyone was afraid that the script given by the scammer was also problematic and plagiarized."
"The investor found Mr. Han Xun in the crew and thought that he was good at storytelling, so he asked him to be the director. Han Xun said at the time that if he wanted to be a director, he would have to shoot his own story."
"So are you also afraid that there are problems with the original script, or do you think your own script is better?"
Han Zhou: "I wasn't afraid of problems with the script, although later the investors confirmed that the script did have problems and was plagiarized... I felt at the time that to shoot a rural film, you can't just shoot the countryside, there should be a suitable story that takes place in the countryside and have its own spiritual core, and the original script didn't have these things, so I wanted to shoot my own story."
Huang Chong: "The role of Mr. Shu was written and played by you, and it was also filmed by you, Teacher Han Xun. Do you have any unique views on this role? Many netizens were shocked by this role."
Han Zhou was in a daze while Huang Chong was talking, and came back to his senses after saying the second half of the sentence: "Oh, the character of Mr. Shu is actually very wonderful."
"He embodies some of the qualities of real people with mental problems in the countryside."
“And the story itself is about dignity.”
"After losing his dignity, Mr. Tree became Mr. Tree."
Huang Chong nodded: "Speaking of this, many netizens have said that when you appear in TV dramas and movies, you like to write yourself as the protagonist and write it as an autobiography. Is that true?"
Huang Chong then looked at the camera and said, "We know that Mr. Han Xun has played three roles and is currently filming a play."
"The Mr. Tree in "Hello Mr. Tree" is a bit mysterious."
"Gu Lang in "This Man From Earth" is an alternative genius."
"Cheng Shifei in "The World's Number One", a somewhat silly martial arts genius."
"So the new TV series is being filmed now, and no one knows about it. Is it also this type of role ?"
Han Zhou smiled and said, "What about the autobiography? Those are all rumors. I reiterate again that I am not sick."
Huang Chong laughed: "Drunk people always say they are not drunk."
Han Zhou also laughed, and then answered the question: "The new drama is called "Young Justice Bao", and the protagonist Bao Zheng is the smartest man in the world."
Huang Chong: "So, Bao Zheng often becomes dazed and confused?"
Han Zhou laughed awkwardly: "Yes, there is."
If the audience were watching right now, they would definitely yell, “You still say you’re not writing an autobiography?!”
Huang Chong smiled and said, "This drama is called 'Young Justice Bao'. Generally speaking, the protagonists of TV dramas with such names are well-known, such as the young Emperor Wu of Han, the young prime minister Gan Luo, and so on."
"But I don't think I've ever heard of this character called Justice Bao."
Han Zhou: "It's like this. When I was preparing to quit the new martial arts series, I also conceived some old martial arts stories."
"The story I came up with is called 'Three Heroes and Five Gallants', and in this story, there is a great judge named Bao Zheng."
"A wise and impartial official who is good at solving cases."
“So, after The Number One Under Heaven introduced the new martial arts concept, we wanted to give this old story a new martial arts form, and so Young Justice Bao was born.”
Huang Chong was very curious: "Then Mr. Han Xun, will you present the story of "Three Heroes and Five Gallants" to the audience in the form of a script or a novel?"
Han Zhou was in a daze.
Huang Chong: "Ahem, Teacher Han Xun?"
Han Zhou came back to his senses when he coughed, and then almost lost himself again.
Why do you keep mentioning that person who has nothing to do with me? Han Zhou wanted to correct Huang Chong, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.
This is an overnight sensation. Do you think everyone knows you?
There really are people who have never watched "The World's Number One".
If I'm not mistaken, Huang Chong has never watched any of Han Zhou's programs. He just got the information from the program team and took a look at it, so he might have called the wrong name.
Still not famous enough.
Han Zhou: “The story of the Three Heroes and Five Gallants will be revealed when the TV series is broadcast, and it may be posted on the website created by our company.”
Huang Chong nodded: "Then Mr. Han Xun, there is another question that netizens want to know, why is the movie "This Man From Earth" called Earth instead of Earth Star?"
Han Zhou was about to lose himself in thought, but was pulled back.
I'm not sleepy anymore when you mention this/jpg.
Generally, there is an explanation for this name in the past life, which says that Matteo Ricci brought a world map to the Ming Dynasty and gave the world under his feet a Chinese name called "Earth".
He also named the sun "Heliosphere", the moon "Lunar", and the earth "Earth".
However, there is a huge logical flaw in this argument.
Because, in ancient times, people liked to use single words to describe celestial bodies.
Sun, moon, stars.
If Matteo Ricci had known the concept of celestial bodies and understood the other meanings of the sun and the moon, he should have corrected the earth to be a terrestrial star.
If Matteo Ricci did not have much knowledge of astronomy, but just happened to know that the earth is a sphere, he would probably name the land under his feet Diwan! Because in ancient times, there was no word for sphere, and Wan meant sphere.
In that era, "qiu" did not mean a sphere, but a round piece of jade. The term "qiu" was not used until the Qing Dynasty.
So how did the word "Earth" come about inexplicably?
It is impossible to come up with the word "Earth" by looking at a world map, so the only possibility is that someone saw a globe and naturally named it "Earth" because a globe does not look like a ball, but is more like some spheres in life at that time. The term "ball" already existed, and the intuitive feeling given by the globe made people name it "Earth".
Yes, logically speaking, the globe should come first and then the Earth.
Whether it is the Earth Planet or the Earth Marble, it is impossible to name it the Earth.
Second, this incident also hides a huge secret, the secret of the history of fraud.
Although the so-called Siku Quanshu records that Matteo Ricci did all this, the earliest written records in China are at most from the early Qing Dynasty, and no records from the Ming Dynasty can be found. This is absolutely impossible.
In fact, it is easy to find pitfalls by studying history.
First, Xu Guangqi compiled a book called "Chongzhen Calendar". Except for the theory of the earth, all the other things recorded in it were astrological knowledge in the history of China.
But before this book began to replace the old almanac, the Ming Dynasty was doomed.
The original record is "Chongzhen Calendar" compiled by Xu Guangqi and others.
When the Siku Quanshu was revised in the Qing Dynasty, they used a little trick to avoid taboos. They changed the name of the Chongzhen Calendar to the Western New Calendar and added some words such as "translated by missionaries such as Matteo Ricci". The meaning was that Xu Guangqi wrote this book, but the missionaries brought some astronomical knowledge from the West, which was supplemented by the missionaries and translated into Chinese characters.
In addition, a book called "Qian Kun Ti Yi" was written, which was claimed to be written by Matteo Ricci and had never been recorded in previous history. It was included in the Siku Quanshu. This created the illusion that the explosion of astronomy in the Ming Dynasty was the result of the learning of some Western knowledge.
I'm afraid even if Matteo Ricci were alive he would find it strange that I have become an astronomer?
The little tricks used by the "Siku Quanshu" were just a small smear campaign and did not affect the foundation of the glory of the scientific development of the Ming Dynasty. However, I am afraid that Qianlong never thought that someone's "Siku Quanshu" was even faker than his own.
Then things became magical. The Qing Dynasty failed and the foreigners really came.
When the foreigners saw this, they thought, hey, Qing Dynasty, you are still changing things from the Ming Dynasty, so I might as well add some things to it.
So the forgery in the West began, and the first step was to check the history of the Ming Dynasty. It was discovered that when the Chongzhen Calendar was compiled, Chongzhen ordered Xu Guangqi and several others to visit missionaries to inquire about Western astronomical knowledge and verify each other.
Therefore, the "Notes by Four Missionaries Deng Yuhan" are recorded in Western narratives, including the current history of the West.
And these words are also mentioned in the Western translated version of the Chongzhen Calendar.
If the word "translation" in the "Siku Quanshu" helps to translate some Western knowledge, then the "notes" are different. The ancient annotations basically reinterpret the meaning of a classic.
The meaning is obvious. These people helped rewrite the book.
But there is a problem that the Western counterfeiters never thought of, that is, the writing of the Chongzhen Calendar began in 1636, and the German missionary Deng Yuhan died of illness in 1630.
Not to mention that Matteo Ricci died in 1610.
Some people would say that maybe it was someone else who brought the knowledge and then started writing books thirty years later.
This is even more outrageous. Ancient emperors attached great importance to astronomical phenomena, and would immediately modify the calendar if there was any problem.
What you mean is that you have learned new astronomical knowledge, and then the heaven and earth have been moving for half a century, and then you think of changing the calendar?
Han Zhou still remembered that he had watched a lot of TV dramas on this topic, but the TV dramas didn't express it this way! In the TV dramas, Western missionaries slapped the "Qin Tianjian" in the face to prove that their calendar was powerful, and the emperor immediately began to study new astronomical knowledge.
The screenwriter never thought that the emperor he experienced over the years was not just one, but not even just two.
There is actually only one real answer. This knowledge was not recently transmitted from the West, but was collected by someone from throughout China's history to fill in the gaps. All the knowledge found was re-integrated and compiled into a book.
Emperor Chongzhen saw that his country was about to be destroyed, and felt that the astronomical phenomena could still fool people's hearts, so he hurriedly asked Xu Guangqi to sort out the history, find out all the astronomical knowledge mentioned in all dynasties, and compile a new calendar to continue the fortune of the Ming calendar.
As a result, before he finished writing the book and changed the calendar, he died under the crooked tree in Coal Hill.
Only those who have wronged you know how wronged you are. Westerners knew very well that Xu Guangqi simply visited the missionary Deng Yuhan to verify whether there was any knowledge that he did not know, but he found nothing.
They also knew that the author of this book was definitely not Western missionaries such as Deng Yuhan, and had no connection with them at all. It was impossible for a dead person to rewrite a book that had not even been written.
You wouldn’t have thought that fake history would always be fake and full of loopholes.
This is not magical. The magical thing is that after the Yamiaopian War, a wave of new missionaries also had evil intentions in order to create a reputation for themselves to be very capable.
After they inquired about this matter, they found it profitable.
If we change the records of previous missionaries and turn them into scientists, then can we not justifiably say that we represent both God and science?
Then there is no reason for those people in China who have not yet become believers to not listen to me.
No matter whether you believe in God or science, I accept it all!
They simply changed "Xu Guangqi's work, translated by missionaries" into "Xu Guangqi's work, annotated by missionaries", but that was not enough, so they directly changed it to "Supervised by Xu Guangqi, and written by missionaries Matteo Ricci, Deng Yuhan, etc."
What this sentence means is that the Chongzhen Calendar was actually written by missionaries, and Xu Guangqi was just an official who was responsible for supervising them in writing the book.
A new round of missionaries coming to China proposed a new theory: "Where did China get its astronomical knowledge? All astronomical knowledge came from the West."
The weak and incompetent Qing Dynasty made various changes to the history of the Ming Dynasty in the early days to make its own succession legitimate. The result of its research on the black Ming Dynasty was that it learned some things from the West.
I didn't expect that my drastic changes would be considered "small changes to please the mood" and "too gentle" by people in the late Qing Dynasty.
Now it is the end of the Qing Dynasty, and the foreigners have discovered that you are still changing history. It turns out that history can be changed. So I should change it too.
The Qing Dynasty knew that they could not afford to offend the missionaries, so they said, "Yes, yes, yes, sir, please change it, and I will help you grind the ink!"
A few years later, when the scholar Yoshio Mikami in Sakura Country heard about it, he got angry and said, "Fuck you! When the Twenty-Eight Constellations were being studied in the Tang and Song dynasties, you were still playing with poop."
Ninety-nine percent of the things recorded in your so-called "New Western Calendar" can be found in classics from the early Ming Dynasty, the Yuan Dynasty, and even the Tang and Song Dynasties, as well as the old observation methods before the evolution of astronomical observation methods. How can that be said to be learned from you Westerners?
The only thing that cannot be found is the proof that the earth is a sphere, which was in the Yongle Encyclopedia of the early Ming Dynasty and has been lost.
How come it came from the West? You really have the nerve to call this Chongzhen Calendar the Western New Calendar?
Mikami Yoshio thought, I have studied ancient Chinese astronomy for so many years, where on the other side of the sea do you say that China does not have ancient astronomy, so I have learned it in vain? He wrote an article to scold the missionaries who pretended to be scientists.
Scholars in the Sakura Country who have already begun to study Western things certainly know how to write Western papers. They present all kinds of evidence and arguments clearly, and no one dares to criticize this pseudo-science and pseudo-history.
But, that’s all.
The third stage of this conspiracy failed to be implemented and remained in the second stage, becoming the history we can see today: "missionaries brought knowledge and Xu Guangqi wrote books."
However, when clothes are sewn for the second time, there will always be a thread left outside and the opening cannot be closed.
Go back and look at it.
Matteo Ricci did come to China, but his knowledge of astronomy had nothing to do with it.
Moreover, an ancient map of China that was discovered 150 years before Matteo Ricci came to China is almost identical to the World Map… In other words, the claim that Matteo Ricci brought the world map and allowed the Ming Dynasty to discover the world is pure nonsense.
Moreover, in the newly discovered ancient maps, there is Oceania and Antarctica, but Oceania and Antarctica are connected as one.
How to explain that the West had not discovered Oceania and Antarctica at all at that time? ? ?
Since there is no evidence, why do we still say that the theory that the earth is a sphere was brought from the West to the East by Matteo Ricci?
Since there is no evidence anyway, can we say that Copernicus read books on astronomical knowledge in the Ming Dynasty and pretended that he discovered the heliocentric theory himself?
In fact, even in the West, in 1492, before Columbus set out to find America, no captain in Europe, which made a living by sailing, believed that the earth was flat. Copernicus was not even an adult at that time.
Copernicus's heliocentric theory proposed in 1513 is remembered by history, not because he discovered everything, but because he was the first to challenge the church and fight for science.
Copernicus was great because he believed in science and fought against feudal superstition, not because he discovered that the earth is a sphere.
Therefore, both of these statements about the discovery of the earth are unacceptable. In other words, the earth is a sphere, but who discovered it is simply a historical mystery. To date, ancient books, documents and maps in the East and the West have proved that the earth is a sphere (the ancient Greeks guessed that the earth was a sphere, but this does not count).
Moreover, the West made this discovery nearly a hundred years later than the East.
Of course, this is why the Earth is called the Earth, buried evidence of fake historical conspiracy.
Han Zhou was distracted for a moment and thought about so many questions, but they had nothing to do with Huang Chong's problem.
The question is the same, but because of the secret of the two worlds, the answers are two different things.
Han Zhou: "It's very simple, because the Earth is a sphere. If we look at it from a perspective beyond the Earth, the Earth is a sphere, so it is called the Earth."
Huang Chong: "So, Mr. Han Xun, this film "This Man From Earth" is actually about transcending perspectives and looking at a familiar thing in a new light?"
Han Zhou: "I cannot see the true face of Mount Lu because I am inside it."
Huang Chong: "Oh, I've heard that Teacher Han Xun is good at writing poetry. Can I finally see it today?"
Han Xun is good at writing poetry, what does it have to do with me, Han Zhou? Han Zhou was in a daze.
After recording an interview program, turn off the camera.
Huang Chong: "Teacher Han, is my show really so boring?"
Han Zhou: "No, it's very interesting."
Huang Chong took a deep breath and said, "Teacher Han, I know you are very popular. I heard that an advertiser is willing to pay you 20 million for a year's endorsement."
"But you'd better pay attention when doing the show. You're always distracted."
"Although I'm not popular, I still hope to see the word respect."
Han Zhou smiled and said, "Oh, I wasn't distracted. I was waiting for Han Xun to answer the question."
Huang Chong was confused: "?"
Han Zhou: "Bye, Teacher Huang Chong. By the way, let me introduce myself. My name is Han Zhou."
Huang Chong: “!!!”
"???"
"!!!"
"ah!!!!"
The expression is quite complicated .
After Han Zhou left, Huang Chong looked at the photographer, extremely embarrassed: "You didn't remind me?!"
"Where's the director? Didn't you remind me?"
Photographer: "Uh... I don't have time to watch TV. I don't even know him..."
Director? The director is sleeping in the corner. For this kind of talk show, once the plan is made at the beginning, the director's task is over. He finally has time to rest.
Huang Chong returned to the camera miserably and dubbed the video manually.
Every time I called out "Han Xun", it was just the water in my brain, and I had to re-record it.
"Han Zhou."
"Han~Zhou."
"Han Zhou!"
"Han Zhou?"
"Teacher Han Zhou."
"Teacher Han Zhou?"
"Han Zhou~Teacher?"
"Teacher Han Zhou!"
"Han Zhou..."