Chapter 157 This kid is guaranteed to not be able to have a son
The more rewarding, the more indulgent.
During the summer vacation, Xu Cheng initially planned to get up at seven o'clock. Later, as he gradually rewarded himself, under the step effect, the time accumulated to seven-thirty, eight o'clock, eight-thirty... Finally, he got up at ten o'clock and started playing with his mobile phone until his bladder signaled that it really couldn't take it anymore, then he grabbed the throat of fate and rushed to the toilet.
This is the feeling you want when you sleep in in the summer. Once you get up from the bed, it won’t feel the same when you lie down again.
However, such days did not last long, as Lin Wanzhou had to go to her grandmother's house, and this time she dragged Xu Cheng along as well.
Because the distance was quite far and it was in Jiangnan, Gao Manman took a special leave to take them there by plane. The plan was that they would stay there for more than a month, and when school was about to start, Gao Manman would pick them up.
Although Lin Wanzhou's grandmother's home is in the countryside, Yincheng (cheng) is a port city with a very developed economy. Even in the village, everyone lives in small Western-style buildings. The village has all the things that can only be found in the city center, such as shopping malls, KFC, Bismarck, and Sexbucks.
Xu Cheng followed Lin Wanzhou and greeted her grandmother. When Lin Wanzhou called her grandma, he followed suit.
Lin Wanzhou felt something was wrong, "You should call her grandma or mother-in-law, right?"
"Didn't you tell me that your grandmother is my grandmother?" Xu Cheng responded to her by repeating what she had said.
"oh?"
Lin Wanzhou tilted his head and thought for a while, Have I ever said such shameless words?
It must be Xu Cheng who wants to take advantage of her again!
She is too shrewd to be fooled.
Xu Cheng followed Lin Wanzhou's grandfather upstairs to clean up the room prepared for him.
Lin Wanzhou was lying on the sofa downstairs, holding her grandmother's arm affectionately.
"Grandma, what do you think of him?"
"Okay, he's handsome and strong, but he doesn't look like he can give birth to a son. When are you two going to get married?"
“……???”
"What business?"
"Marriage."
Lin Wanzhou's face suddenly turned red, and she pushed her grandmother lightly in anger.
"I, I'm still young, why would I want to get married now..."
Grandma's eyes narrowed into lines, "Oh, so you mean you'll do it with him when you're old enough?"
“Oops~”
Lin Wanzhou patted her lightly in embarrassment, "Stop talking nonsense, if you keep doing this I'm going home!"
Her grandmother laughed out loud, "Not too young, in the old days, matchmakers would have lined up in the family."
Lin Wanzhou pouted angrily. Her grandmother picked up a small red tomato and put it next to her mouth. Then she put it in her mouth and stopped being angry.
"Grandma, why do you say she can't give birth to a son?" She hunched over and looked at her grandmother with curious blinking eyes, the toes of her two little feet playfully put together.
Grandma pointed at her ears and said, "Look at his flat earlobes, just like your grandfather, an unlucky guy with no luck, born to be bullied by his wife, and all his offspring are girls. When he got old, he was lonely and helpless with no one to take care of him. Look at your mother and your aunt, they all gave birth to girls, and they were lucky to have your uncle in their old age."
Lin Wanzhou was skeptical, "Is that so? Earlobes are related to fortune?"
"That's right, you can see that Tang Seng has thick earlobes, otherwise why would he be so blessed?" Grandma's tone was so certain, as if she had really seen Tang Seng.
This kind of metaphysics of the older generation, like Tarot and astrology of the younger generation, can make girls believe it without a doubt.
"Then, are my earlobes thick?" Lin Wanzhou anxiously picked up her grandmother's hand, put it next to her ear and asked her to touch it.
It's as anxious as asking the doctor during a prenatal checkup whether the baby is a boy or a girl.
She is a great woman who is going to give birth to five daughters!
Grandma narrowed her eyes and gently pinched, "You, you look like me, we both have thick earlobes, you are very blessed."
It’s over, the baby is very handsome.
Lin Wanzhou wanted to cry.
It seems that in order to realize my great dream of having a daughter, I must marry a man whose earlobes are as flat as my grandfather's.
She didn't say that person was Xu Cheng...
Xu Cheng followed Old Gao upstairs to clean up the room where he lived.
"The peach leaves are so pointed, and the willow leaves cover the sky..."
Old Gao stood with his hands behind his back, humming the tune of "Exploring Qingshui River". From time to time, he circled to the stairs and looked downstairs.
Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and walked towards Xu Cheng while unbuckling his belt...
"You look quite energetic, young man. How old are you this year?"
"Uh...fifteen..."
"Oh, that's not small."
As Old Gao spoke, he had already untied his belt and reached for his baggy shorts.
Then he took out a box of wrinkled Daiqianmen from the small bag sewn on top.
"Do you want to smoke?"
"No, no."
Xu Cheng had sweat dripping from his forehead. It seemed that Lin Wanzhou's grandfather's family status was in jeopardy. He was so old, but he was controlled like this for smoking.
Lin Wanzhou's grandmother really taught her well.
“How can a man not smoke?”
Old Gao muttered, not quite understanding Xu Cheng's literary style, and puffed happily by the window, "I used to smoke dry tobacco, but her mother-in-law didn't allow me to smoke and confiscated it from me. Now only Daqianmen has a bit of that flavor."
“I see…hahahaha.”
Old Gao narrowed his eyes and glared at Xu Cheng, "Do you think I'm afraid of my wife?"
"No, no, no." Xu Cheng waved his hands quickly.
Old Gao held a cigarette in his hand and said, "I'm not a henpecked man. When you get married, you'll understand. This exciting feeling is what I want."
Boy, you know how to stimulate.
Old Gao exhaled another puff of green smoke, "What are your hobbies?"
"Me? Well...I usually exercise, write, and read books..."
As Xu Cheng spoke, he looked at Old Gao's expression. The old man looked as if he was saying, "You kid are really not to my taste," so he changed his words.
"You still like fishing...?"
"Fishing!" Old Gao clapped his hands excitedly. "You like this too? Come and try fishing with me later."
Sure enough! Fishermen are everywhere!
The two of them smoked a few cigarettes upstairs, and as soon as Old Man Gao came downstairs, he was held down by Lin Wanzhou's grandmother and she sniffed his clothes.
"You old thing, I miss you so much? Smoking again!"
"You have to smoke, you have to smoke. It's Xiao Xu who smokes, right, Xiao Xu?" Old man Gao got scared quickly and started winking at Xu Cheng hurriedly.
“…”
I always feel that I have never seen such a shameless character like Old Gao before.
“I smoked it…”
Since Old Man Gao was in this state, Xu Cheng had no choice but to take the blame for him.
I received the useless gratitude of Old Man Gao and the effective nagging and disgust of my grandmother Jialin Wanzhou.
"I can't have a boy, and I still smoke..."
"Xu Cheng, Xu Cheng, come here quickly, I want to show you something." Lin Wanzhou called Xu Cheng to the balcony mysteriously.
"What's the good news?" Xu Cheng walked over slowly.
“Dangdang!”
Lin Wanzhou opened his little hands, holding a chubby hamster with golden hair. It was not afraid of people. Its little mouth was open and its limbs were spread out, just like the movements of the hamster in a certain emoticon package.
"Let my brother go."
"What do you mean, your brother?" Lin Wanzhou patted his arm and said, "This is my grandpa's chinchilla bear, called Afu. He's very well behaved and won't bite anyone who touches him. I'll give you a hug."
"Hamsters that don't bite are not obedient. They are usually very brave. On the contrary, hamsters that bite are timid. They will be bullied by other hamsters if they are in the same cage."
Xu Cheng took the chubby rat from her and inevitably touched Lin Wanzhou's smooth little hand, but she didn't seem to care too much.
After teasing Ah Fu for a while, they threw him into the cage and started spinning.
There was a bag of Qia Qia melon seeds next to it. Xu Cheng took it and peeled the seeds with his fingers.
One for him and one for the mouse.
Lin Wanzhou poked his arm and pointed at herself. Xu Cheng then picked up the peeled third apple between his index finger and thumb and fed it to her mouth.
She also came one.
A pack of Qia Qia is divided like this:
One for him, one for her, one for him, one for her, one for him, one for her…
Ah Fu lay beside the cage, staring with his dark eyes wide open.
A gentle smile appeared on the corner of his mouth...
