Chapter 140 I am still myself, the purest Chen Jianghe
Aunt Zheng Jiaxin is the driving force for Chen Jianghe to visit her early every year to wish her a happy new year. He stayed at his grandmother's house for four days, playing and fighting with her, bickering with her, and suddenly he felt like he was back to his childhood and didn't want to leave.
The university has a long winter vacation and school starts after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. However, Chen Jianghe has no time to celebrate the Lantern Festival at home because the 9527 company officially started work on the eighth day of the first lunar month.
Chen Jianghe returned to eastern Guangdong early, bringing with him hundreds of red envelopes to distribute to employees and part-time college students. He also gave some local specialties to Teacher Xu, and then went back to the boys' dormitory for a stroll.
I thought that since I came so early, my silly roommates in dormitory 414 would not be home and the dormitory would be empty. But when I got back to the dormitory, I saw Liu Dongliang, Zhang Kai, Wang Yuanpeng and Sun Tian were all making their beds, and the crackling sound created a layer of dust.
Chen Jianghe didn't want to go into the house and collect dust, so he lit a cigarette and stood outside the door for a while.
"Damn it, which bastard forgot to close the window during the holiday? This layer of dust can bury me alive."
Liu Dongliang's bed was next to the window, and the dust from the shower made him cough. He lit a cigarette while cursing, and took a few deep puffs before he recovered.
Chen Jianghe was stunned when he heard this. He was the one who opened the dormitory window...
"Hey, Third Brother, you're back!"
Sun Tian was the sharpest-eyed person in the dormitory. He spotted Chen Jianghe as soon as he saw him. He jumped down from the upper bunk and ran to him barefoot. He hugged him, rubbed him, and touched him, saying, "Third brother, I miss you so much."
Liu Dongliang, Zhang Kai, and Wang Yuanpeng all stopped, turned around and looked at Chen Jianghe with a smile.
"Damn it, Lao Liu, be more reserved." Chen Jianghe decisively distanced himself from him and casually took out a red envelope and handed it to him: "Take my money and your thoughts about me, and get out of here as far as you can."
"Okay."
Sun Tian took the red envelope from Chen Jianghe with a smile, turned around, and showed him a series of ten backflips. The last one he kicked landed on Lao Liu who failed to dodge in time. With two muffled bangs, the two brothers performed a real "man and horse fall" for Chen Jianghe.
"Extreme joy leads to sorrow." Chen Jianghe covered his eyes and couldn't bear to watch.
Liu Dongliang covered his nose and said, "It's so damn smelly. My God, didn't you wash your feet during the winter vacation at home?"
Sun Tian got up angrily and explained, "I'm sorry, Brother Liu, I wore my dad's shoes during the winter vacation and unfortunately got athlete's foot..."
"凸(艹皿艹)."
Liu Dongliang was dumbfounded. He patted his butt, got up, found a tube of ointment from the bedside and threw it to him: "Apply it once in the morning and evening, and soak your feet in hot water every day. How can you chase the fragrant Lin Siqi when you are so smelly?"
"Maybe she just likes stinky men?" Sun Tian was also very shameless.
"cough."
Chen Jianghe coughed lightly, walked into the dormitory, handed a red envelope to Liu Dongliang, Zhang Kai, and Wang Yuanpeng, and asked with a smile: "Why did you all come so early?"
Hearing this, Liu Dongliang exhaled a puff of smoke and said, "It's too boring at home. I get bored after a few days. School is more comfortable. There are you idiots and cute seniors. I just wanted to come back as soon as I got home. I was afraid of being lonely before I came here, so I called all these guys to come with me."
"Brother Liu, you stay in the dormitory and play stocks every day. You are not destined to be with the pretty senior sister." Wang Yuanpeng smiled unkindly: "Why not learn from me? Start with the ugly ones, and then fight your way up to the highest level and pass the level."
"Forget it. If you want to learn, learn from the third brother. I really can't do what you do."
Liu Dongliang shook his head. Although they all looked the same when the lights were turned off, the pretty ones were obviously more attractive. Only Wang Yuanpeng was not picky and would kill any ugly one.
At this time, Zhang Kai added: "In the new year, can we stop talking about women and talk about studying seriously?"
"Look, my second brother is the one who is conscious." Chen Jianghe praised with a smile, and said, "New year, new atmosphere. I have decided to study hard this semester and work hard towards the scholarship."
"Third brother, you look just like my dad when you're seriously bragging." Sun Tian suddenly said with a smile.
"Huh?" Chen Jianghe looked at him a little confused. How the hell did my seniority suddenly rise to this level?
Several brothers in the dormitory also stared at Sun Tian in silence.
"Ahem, don't get me wrong." Sun Tian coughed twice and said, "My dad is a gambler. After every gambling, he would swear to my mom that he would turn over a new leaf the next day, work hard to make money, and take you out to eat and drink. But before dawn the next day, he would forget what he said."
"oh."
The roommates all said "oh" in unison , and Liu Dongliang suppressed his laughter and changed the subject: "Jiang He, have you checked your test scores? How many subjects did you fail?"
"I didn't check." Chen Jianghe shook his head: "As long as I don't check, I can assume in my mind that every subject is excellent and there is no such thing as failing."
"It's really high, it's you. Why don't I have such a great mental quality as you?"
Liu Dongliang gave a thumbs up and praised, then sighed: "I failed five subjects. The most annoying thing is that I even failed the fucking physical education class."
"Kaizi, what about you? Did you fail the exam?" Liu Dongliang asked Zhang Kai again.
"Do you think I look like someone who failed a course?" Zhang Kai asked with a silly smile.
"Not like it." Liu Dongliang shook his head and looked at Wang Yuanpeng.
Wang Yuanpeng smiled confidently and said, "Brother Liu, although my private life is a little bit immoral, I am very talented in studying. Do you believe that I can get a scholarship?"
"Fuck." Liu Dongliang was speechless. Finally, he looked at Chen Jianghe and said, "Jianghe, we are the only two of us in the dormitory. Before the make-up exam, remember to say hello to the teachers and try to let them off."
"Okay, let me check the results first."
Chen Jianghe nodded, walked to the computer desk, opened Lao Liu's notebook, entered his student ID and password, and logged into the campus academic affairs system to check his test scores.
With a slight swish sound, the webpage refreshed and Chen Jianghe's final exam results were released.
All the roommates stretched their necks curiously and leaned over to take a look.
"Fuck, you didn't fail a single subject?"
Liu Dongliang's eyes suddenly widened, then he raised his hand to rub his eyes, looked carefully twice, and was still a little unbelievable.
Old Liu thought to himself, Chen Jianghe skips classes more often than me. He didn't review before the exam, nor did he cheat. How could he pass every exam? Is this even fair?
"Damn it, Jiang He is my brother, how could I hope that he would fail the exam? I am such a bad person."
Liu Dongliang thought about it and cursed himself in his heart.
He failed five subjects and felt very sad. He thought he had a brother in need who could provide comfort to him, but now after seeing his grades, he felt very disappointed.
"Oh, I thought I got excellent grades in every subject, but I just passed. It's boring."
Chen Jianghe sighed, and under the intense gaze of his roommates, he changed the subject and said, "I'll treat you to a big dinner tonight, and then you can sit in the Internet cafe for five consecutive nights, and then go to a foot bath after that, so that you can relax and devote yourself to the next study. How about that?"
As soon as these words came out, all the roommates laughed. It's you, Chen Jianghe, who is so cool and then does something funny.
As everyone was excited , Sun Tian said, "Third brother, my feet stink and I'm afraid that the foot massage girl will stink. Can we change the project?"
"Hmm?" Chen Jianghe raised his eyebrows and looked at him.
Sun Tian chuckled and said, "I haven't been to the VIP section on the third floor yet. I'm itching to give it a try."
"I want to too." Wang Yuanpeng said with a smile.
"Me too." Honest man Zhang Kai said happily.
"Old Liu, what about you?" Chen Jianghe turned and looked at Liu Dongliang.
"I... I'll just go with the flow." Liu Dongliang hesitated for a moment, but still nodded.
"Damn, you are all animals." Chen Jianghe rolled his eyes and said, "After the winter vacation, you all changed, but I didn't change. I am still me, the purest person in dormitory 414."
