Chapter 136: The Phalanx Advances
As soon as he opened the door, Yan An was almost suffocated by the strong smell of insecticide.
"What's going on?" he asked his wife cautiously.
An Yuan told him that she was carrying out insect extermination in the whole house with an attitude that we can all die but the insects cannot live.
Yan An looked at his wife's expression cautiously and agreed with her supreme decision.
An Yuan, who was shocked by a grand parade of pests, called an exterminator to clean the entire Yan residence. For this reason, the Yan family will temporarily move to another residence in the city for a few days. That was the house where Yan An and An Yuan lived before, and the area was smaller than the current residence. Xiao Zhen tried to explain to her mother that all the insects in the Yan residence had left on their own, and there was no need to call an exterminator , but An Yuan's attitude was very firm, and she looked like she wanted to dig up the house to drive out the insects, so Xiao Zhen had to give up.
After putting everything away and hiding it, and repeatedly reminding the clay figures not to show up, Xiaozhen left Yan's house with her family.
As long as she has her own private room, Xiaozhen doesn't care where she lives.
But he didn't expect that this repeller that "sent it on a long journey" would actually have follow-up feedback.
At that time, he was holding the game console and directing Little A in the game to continue working on demolishing the house, when he suddenly received a communication.
[Report, our team has reached the middle of the garden. The cockroach formation was attacked by the security guards' brooms. 58% of the flanks have been killed...]
"What is this?" Xiao Zhen said to herself.
Captain Madara leaned over to take a look, "Wow, this repeller is broadcasting the pest phalanx travel report you sent out."
But I don't want to know where they went.
Xiao Zhen picked up the game console, and Xiao A on the screen was still working hard to tear down the house. With his simple tools and unremitting efforts, the house had been torn down, leaving only the last half of the wall. Noticing that Xiao Zhen was staring at him, Xiao A raised his head and asked, "Yan Zhen, why keep asking me to tear down the house?"
“Don’t ask questions, just keep demolishing.”
“…”
Xiaozhen thinks XiaoA looks depressed. Can programs also be sad?
His communicator beeped a few times. Xiao Zhen picked it up and took a look.
[Report! ! The third phalanx of centipede troops encountered an enemy attack near No. 355 Huayuan East Road. The local humans attacked us by splashing water. Some members of the centipede troops have been washed away by the water! ]
[Report!!! The rear of the 4th Centipede Division was attacked by the enemy!!]
What are all these doing.
Captain Madara said, "It looks like I'm going to give you a full rundown of your journey. Where is your expulsion destination set to?"
Xiao Zhen opened the settings screen of the repeller and said, " I randomly set a garbage dump. Yes, the East City Garbage Dump. This is their final destination."
"So the repellers will keep you informed until they reach the dump?"
"Yes, the manual says that in order to prevent accidents when driving away insects and beasts, the travel status will be reported to the owner in real time. It also says that this is the most popular and considerate function among interstellar customers this year." Xiao Zhen said angrily, "But regardless of whether it is broadcast or not, didn't the designer think that this team itself would bring scares to passers-by?"
"After all, its target customers are interstellar people, not local humans who are prone to making a fuss."
[Report! ! The Sixth Phalanx Snake Troops encountered an enemy attack! ! The police from Huayuan Subdistrict Police Station are trying to catch the red-banded snake A with a net. The red-banded snake A was captured by the police! ! ]
[Report! ! The sixth formation of red-banded snakes B and C are still moving towards the destination at the same speed. The police used the net to attack red-banded snakes B and C! ! ]
"Oh, it looks like all your red-banded snakes are going to be wiped out." Captain Madara said in a flat tone.
"Why do you have to report it in such detail? I don't want to know what happened to them on the way to the garbage dump."
Captain Madara smiled and said, "Since these bugs came out of your house, you are responsible for them."
"Wait, I am responsible for the cockroaches, centipedes and snakes in my house? They just decided to live in my house."
"You planned the destination for them, so you are naturally responsible for their travel status. This is really a responsible repeller."
[Report!! All members of the Red Chain Snake were captured by two police officers from the Huayuan Street Police Station! The Sixth Formation was completely wiped out! ]
[Report to the master! Although we have suffered heavy losses, the entire formation is still moving at a constant speed towards the garbage dump in the east of the city! Please don't worry, master! ]
"I am not the master of these insect beasts!"
"Tsk tsk, listen to what you said, it's so heartless. Your main force is working hard to advance according to your instructions."
"Shut up, they are just being manipulated by the sound waves of the repeller..."
[Report! ! The centipede formation was attacked by insecticide! ! Quick report! ! The centipede formation has lost more than 90% of its members! ]
[Report! ! The first phalanx of cockroach troops is about to be attacked by the enemy! ! At about one o'clock in the direction, three cleaners are approaching! ! ]
[Report!! The first phalanx of cockroach troops encountered a ten-fold dose of radar spray attack!!]
“…”
[Report!! There are only six survivors left in the first phalanx of cockroach troops, but they are still advancing!!]
[Report! Although we have suffered heavy losses, we will never give up! ! As long as the team is there, the goal is there! ! Their will will not waver! Forward! Forward! Forward! ]
[Forward! To reach the destination! For the master's will! Forward!!]
[Go forward! Go forward! Go forward even if there is only one left! ! ]
"..." Xiao Zhen said, "I'm just expelling insects normally. What do you want to do with this commentary?"
Captain Madara shouted, "Doesn't your conscience hurt?"
"Why does my conscience hurt?"
"They were just living in your home. Strictly speaking, they were well hidden and rarely appeared in your and your family's sight. They didn't affect your life in essence. Snakes lived in your home because your home has bushes suitable for living. They just wanted to find a quiet place to live. Whether it's silverfish, centipedes, snakes or mice, they are all part of the natural ecosystem! But you, forcibly expelled them from your home and let them suffer this disaster..."
"...If I heard correctly," Xiao Zhen said, "Are you speaking up for these bugs?"
"It's just what I heard about the miserable conditions they were in on the road."
"I understand." Xiao Zhen flipped through the instructions and said, "This repeller is made by the Interstellar Extreme Animal Protection Organization. This inflammatory explanation is also a careful design of this product. The original intention is to make users realize that even if you drive away the insects in your home, you are destroying lives."
"Because it does sound miserable!"
"Don't empathize with cockroaches and centipedes!"
[Report! Only two cockroaches are left in the first phalanx! But the sacrifices of our colleagues were not in vain! The blood was not shed in vain! If there is a road ahead, we can walk on it. If there is fire ahead, we can see the light! Even if they suffer failures, even if they sacrifice their lives, they are still moving forward for their master's goal! ]
[They proved the value of their lives with their actions! Come on, cockroaches A and B from the first phalanx, come on, centipedes D, G and H from the fourth phalanx, come on, the only remaining mice D and E from the fifth phalanx.]
[Cockroach A and Cockroach B were trampled to death by passers-by!! The first formation was completely wiped out!!]
[It doesn't matter, at least there are other survivors moving towards their goal! ! ]
[Go ahead! Death is just a small setback on the way to the garbage dump. What’s important is that they are acting bravely to achieve their master’s goal! Their lives are sublimated at this moment! ]
【Everything is both responsibility and destiny! 】
【go ahead--】
Captain Madara yelled, "This is all your fault!"
"I told you this is all a conspiracy by extreme animal protectionists. Has your brain become the same as a chicken's?" Xiao Zhen said, "Oh no, chickens will only lament why their army of gourmets ran away on their own. From this point of view, chickens are smarter than you."
"Listen, this phalanx that started from your house is almost wiped out!"
"Well, at least they used their lives to compose a hymn to test the performance of the repellent."
At night, the repeller announced in an exaggerated tone that only one mouse had reached the destination set by Xiaozhen, and all the other members of the phalanx were killed.
Afterwards, the Repeller published a ten-thousand-word speech about the march, each word of which was soaked with blood and tears. Xiaozhen listened patiently for twenty minutes and found that it was only the first part of the speech, so she threw the Repeller directly into the basement.
The Yan family's temporary house was usually looked after by Mr. and Mrs. Guo. When they heard that the owner was coming, they cleaned every room.
When the Yan family entered the house, a dog kept barking. Lao Guo quickly restrained the dog and kept apologizing to Yan An and An Yuan.
"This dog..." An Yuan stared at the dog in a daze.
Lao Guo smiled and said, "This is my dog named Caicai. Doesn't it look very similar to the dog you had before, Madam?"
"That's true." Yan An smiled at the dog. Cai Cai looked at Lao Guo cautiously, and seeing that Lao Guo was very respectful to Yan An and An Yuan, he stopped baring his teeth and made a threatening gesture, and looked much more docile.
"It really looks like Zhengyi." An Yuan squatted down and took a closer look. "It must be a good dog too."
"Did you hear that! The lady praised you!" Lao Guo patted Caicai, and Caicai immediately wagged his tail at An Yuan.
In the eyes of the Yan family, Lao Guo has a very good dog. But in the eyes of Mr. Cat and Captain Ban, it is not the case.
When Lao Guo accompanied Yan An and An Yuan into the house, Caicai began to treat Captain Ban and Mr. Cat as toys to be chased and played with, and jumped around beside Captain Ban and Mr. Cat, barking.
A few seconds later, Captain Ban used his wings to teach the dog how to be an obedient dog. For Caicai, this was the most humiliating day in his life. He was first hit by a cat and then fainted by a chicken's wings and hung on a clothesline for public display.
After dealing with the stupid dog Caicai, Captain Ban and Mr. Cat quickly found their new territory in the temporary new home. Xiaozhen also moved into his new room, which was the single room where Anyuan lived before, and retained some of Anyuan's previous furnishings.
There was a photo frame on the table, with a photo of Yan An, An Yuan and a dog. The dog raised its head and looked at the couple happily. It really looked like Lao Guo's Caicai. Xiao Zhen picked it up and looked at it carefully. There was a line of words written under the photo: [Zhengyi is the best dog in the world].
I never heard my mother talk about justice, Xiao Zhen thought to himself. He put the photo frame back where it belonged.
At this time, Xiaozhen received a text message from Cui Mingzhi, who told him that his father had cocooned.
