Chapter 136: Even the Immortals Are Crazy
"I?"
Shen Lang smiled slightly, and a plan came to his mind. He looked at Zhu Chenluo and said, "I can make so many magical and powerful things because I met an immortal when I was young!"
Zhu Chenluo was startled, frowned, and asked in surprise: "Immortal?"
"Brother Lang, I have little education, so don't fool me. There are no immortals in this world!" Zhu Chenluo looked at Shen Lang and curled his lips.
"Then I won't say anything. You won't believe it anyway, and I'm too lazy to say anything!" Shen Lang rolled his eyes and spoke, then picked up the tea and took a sip.
"Hey, hey, no, no, no, I believe it, I believe it, just keep talking , keep talking!" Zhu Chenluo spoke quickly. He was really fascinated by Shen Lang's methods.
"Okay, since you've told me your secret, I'll continue!" Shen Lang shook his head and said proudly.
"I was seven years old at that time. When I was mixing mud in the back garden, the immortal came on a cloud and landed in front of me. He looked at me for a long time!"
Shen Lang put down the tea, looked at Zhu Chenluo and said, "He said that I was extraordinary and a one-in-a-million genius. Then the immortal took out a dozen secret books and placed them in front of me, asking me to choose one, and then he would teach me!"
"Oh?" Zhu Chenluo got excited when he heard it: "What secret book did Brother Lang choose? Is it the method we have now?"
“No, no, no!”
Shen Lang waved his hand and said, "I was thinking at the time that someone who could easily take out so many secret manuals must have something other than these!"
"If we want to learn, we should learn the best. What's the point of learning those secret manuals!" Shen Lang said seriously: "So, I shook my head and said that these are all rubbish and not presentable!"
"I am a rare genius, don't try to fool me with this garbage. If you want to teach me, teach me magic. If not, go back to where you came from!"
When Zhu Chenluo heard this, he gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother Lang, only you dare to talk to an immortal like this, you are awesome!"
"And then, he was impressed by your talent?"
"Yeah!" Shen Lang nodded: "He beat me up and said that I was not young. He was quite arrogant!"
"Well……"
"Then what!"
"Then could I tolerate him?" Shen Lang got to the exciting part, rolled up his sleeves, and said, "I rolled up my sleeves and fought him!"
"What's the result?"
"As a result, he pinned me to the ground and beat me!"
"Well……"
"What's next?"
"Then I will lie on the ground and call him an old charlatan who deceived an ignorant and innocent boy like me. He is said to have the ability to teach me magic!" Shen Lang said.
"And he taught you the magic arts?"
"No, I beat him even harder!"
"Uh..." My goodness, only Shen Lang can do such a thing!
"What happened in the end?" Zhu Chenluo listened with great interest and was looking forward to the final result.
"Let me drink some water!"
Shen Lang took a sip of the tea, looked at Zhu Chenluo and continued, "Finally, the immortal was tired from fighting, so he sat on the stone to rest!"
"Uh..." My goodness, this fight has been going on for so long that even gods are tired!
"Then the immortal told me that I was not only a rare genius, but also a rare fool with a bad mouth!" Shen Lang continued: "In the end, he had no more tricks, so he walked up to me, tapped my forehead three times, and then walked into the garden with his hands behind his back!"
"I was stunned at the time, thinking that this was a signal for me." Shen Lang said with sparkling eyes: "He nodded three times on my head, then walked to the side with his hands behind his back. This was a hint for me to meet him in the back garden at around 3 o'clock in the evening!"
"Yes, yes, Brother Lang is indeed very smart. I thought so just now. It is definitely not easy for an immortal to teach people immortal skills. He must test them!"
Zhu Chenluo slapped his thigh and spoke, taking a sip of tea: "Then did Brother Lang go to the back garden at three o'clock in the evening?"
Shen Lang nodded: "I'll go!"
"The immortal saw that Brother Lang was indeed extremely intelligent, so he taught you the immortal arts?" Zhu Chenluo looked at Shen Lang with burning eyes and predicted the outcome.
"That grandson isn't here!" Shen Lang said bitterly, "I froze in the back garden for a whole night, and that bird-haired fairy didn't come either!"
"ah?"
Zhu Chenluo was stunned: "No way!"
"Of course not!" Shen Lang became more and more angry as he spoke: "At that time, I cursed loudly, saying that the immortals were so damn unreliable!"
"What's next? How did Brother Lang learn the immortal arts?" Zhu Chenluo continued.
"The next day, the immortal came again, pointing his finger at my nose and scolding me, saying that I was a bastard who didn't keep my word. He waited in the garden from day to night, but I didn't come!"
"Uh..." Oh my god, this is totally different.
"I said it's impossible. Didn't you tell me to go to the garden at night?" Shen Lang continued, "Then the immortal said, when did I tell you to come to me at night?"
"I said, you patted me on the head three times, then walked into the garden with your hands behind your back. Didn't you just ask me to come find you at three o'clock in the morning?"
"What did the immortal say?" Zhu Chenluo became more and more interested the more he listened.
"He said, bullshit, I just gave you spiritual enlightenment, making you as smart as an immortal, and then I asked you to come to the garden with me and teach you immortal arts!" Shen Lang shrugged and said.
"Uh, you're overthinking it!"
"Of course not!"
"Then the immortal said, look at me, I am so smart, so smart, I turned out to be a fool, and he regretted giving me the spiritual power!" Shen Lang continued, "Then he left!"
"So how did Brother Lang do it?"
"Then could I let him go?" Shen Lang described it vividly: "I ran over, hugged the immortal's thighs, and cried to the sky!"
"And the immortal was moved by your sincerity?"
"I was so angry. I wiped my snot and tears on his pants. He said if he didn't teach me magic, I would pee on his pants!" Shen Lang grinned: "Then, he was afraid that I would really do it, so he taught me magic!"
"Well……"
"Is it the magic that Brother Lang is performing now?" Zhu Chenluo said.
Shen Lang nodded and said, "Yes, this is the immortal's most precious magic skill, called the Super Invincible Equipment Arsenal in Heaven and Underground!"
"What is that?" Zhu Chenluo was stunned. After thinking for a long time, he still couldn't say the name: "What weapons depot?"
"A super invincible arsenal of equipment in the sky and underground!" Shen Lang repeated it again to himself!
"A super invincible arsenal of equipment in the sky and underground? Even immortals gave it this... this... this name?" Zhu Chenluo did not say the rest of the words.
“It’s so long and hard to remember!”
“Yes, yes, yes!”
"I said the same thing at that time. What a crappy name!" Shen Lang said.
"What about the immortal? What did he say?"
"He said, you ordinary mortal, you know nothing!"
