Chapter 135 I am so shocked
"Yes, lips!"
Tianyankai said this with great confidence, and all the monks and Taoists were very surprised: "Why lips?"
"How can the ghost smell come from just the lips? Lip balm?"
Xie Lian subconsciously covered his mouth.
Unexpectedly, after a night of kissing in Qiandeng Temple, Huacheng was stained with his scent, which has not faded away until now!
Tianyan pointed at him and said, "Look, look, he is guilty, isn't he?"
Xie Lian immediately put his hand down again, forcing himself to suppress the urge to turn around and look at Hua Cheng’s expression after hearing this, even though Hua Cheng’s face was covered in bandages and his expression could not be seen. He said gently: “Hey, fellow Taoist, you misunderstood. Actually, it’s because I’m living in a tight financial situation, and I have multiple uses for one thing, such as this jar.”
He raised the pottery jar in his hand and said sincerely: "Although I occasionally use it to pretend to be a ghost, but generally speaking, I use it to pickle pickles. The pickles pickled in this jar have a unique flavor, and you will naturally... If you don't believe me, you can try it yourself."
...In theory, this method is not impossible. The monks and Taoists were skeptical, and the villagers all covered their mouths: "Ah? Taoist Xie, could it be that the pickles you gave us before were also pickled in this way?"
"Then wouldn't our mouths taste like ghost if we ate it?"
On weekdays, the villagers offered fruits and vegetables, and Xie Lian would give them some pickled vegetables in return. He quickly raised his hand and said, “Don’t worry, the jars given to everyone are separate!”
Tianyan opened his mouth and said angrily: "Are you sick? Aren't you afraid of shortening your life span by eating this kind of thing? Stop talking nonsense, there are people hiding in your temple, more than one! Get out of the way!"
This time, he was afraid of being stopped by the village chief again, so he rushed forward before he finished speaking. Seeing that the situation was not good, Xie Lian quickly retreated into the house, grabbed the unconscious Quan Yizhen, grabbed his collar and shook him wildly, and whispered in his ear: "Qiying! Listen! I'm going to feed you Yujie Bingqing Pills again!"
Hearing this, Quan Yizhen's eyes suddenly widened. At the same time, Tianyan, who had just rushed in, screamed, covered his forehead and jumped out again, saying: "Everyone, don't go in! There's an ambush!"
As expected, the monks and Taoists did not dare to act rashly. They surrounded him and protected him, saying, "Brother Tianyan, what did you see?"
The third eye opened and said, "I don't see anything, I just see a big blinding white light!"
"Oh my brother, this is incredible, your third eye is smoking!"
When the Heavenly Eyes touched him, the red mark on his forehead turned black, and a wisp of white smoke slowly emerged, like a candle being blown out. He was horrified: "This... this!"
Lingwen put down the half-eaten bun he had been slowly chewing and said, "What's going on with all the noise outside?"
A monk said, "Brother Tianyan, look, there are two children and a girl in the temple, plus this Taoist priest. Which one of these four people is 'he'?"
Tianyankai rubbed his forehead vigorously, but he just couldn't open his eyes. The ball of white light he saw was Quan Yizhen's spiritual light. When a priest feels that he is about to face great danger and a challenge to his life, the spiritual light covering his body will instinctively explode several times higher. Xie Lian used the dazzling light that exploded at this moment to blind the Taoist's Tianyan. It's not that his decades of skills would be destroyed, but he probably wouldn't be able to open his eyes again within a few days. Then Xie Lian picked up the plate with meatballs with one hand, and Quan Yizhen was completely awake. He grabbed Xie Lian's hand tightly and said in a hoarse voice: "I don't want to eat."
Xie Lian held his hand and said, “Don’t be afraid, this isn’t for you to eat!”
The group of mages who surrounded the Puqi Temple exchanged glances, shouted in unison, and rushed forward. However, before Xie Lian could go forward, they were bounced away by an invisible barrier. A deep voice came from all directions in the sky: "You bunch of fly-like old monks and stinky Taoists, are you still addicted? You actually dared to follow us here, you are tired of living!"
"Flowers, flowers, flowers..."
After calling him "Hua" several times, Tianyankai was still frightened by his power and did not dare to call him by his name. He stammered, "... City Lord Hua! You, you should stop scaring people. We all know that Tonglu Mountain is about to open. In order not to be affected, you sealed your own magic power. Now, you can't be as arrogant as before! Just surrender..."
Although he had lost confidence by the end, Xie Lian could sense that Hua Cheng was now very angry. He immediately rushed into the house and hugged him, whispering, “Stop talking! Don’t waste your magic power, conserve your strength. Leave everything to me!”
Hua Cheng's body was slightly stiff at first, but after he was held up by him, he seemed to gradually calm down and said in a deep voice, "Okay."
Xie Lian held him in his arms, and felt that Hua Cheng seemed to have become even younger, now probably only about the age of a twelve or thirteen-year-old child, and he couldn't help but feel a little worried. He held Hua Cheng in one hand and Fang Xin in the other, and walked out and said, "Have you ever thought that Qing Gui Qi Rong was lying to you?"
Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, the monks and Taoists all looked strange. Tianyan Kai asked in confusion: "Qi Rong, the Green Ghost? What did he lie to us about? Why did he lie to us?"
Xie Lian frowned slightly and said, “Didn’t he tell you to come here?”
Tianyankai spat, "Who do you think we are? Do we need a 'thug' to tip us off? Would we go along with that kind of thing?"
Not Qi Rong? Then how did the news leak out?
Before he could think about it, the monks had already attacked him. Xie Lian used his sword to knock away seven or eight swords and five or six magic staffs. A monk said, “Amitabha, why do you insist on protecting this evildoer?”
Xie Lian refused to give in and said, “Master, no matter what, it’s not a good idea to take advantage of someone in distress.”
Tianyan said, "He is a ghost, not a human! You are a young man, so why are you so pedantic and hypocritical?"
The staff, sword, and knife all attacked at the same time. If she used her heart, she would inevitably hurt mortals. Morally speaking, mortals can hit priests, but priests cannot hit mortals, because they should be tolerant, generous, compassionate, and care about all living beings. They cannot argue with mortals. If they dare to hit mortals, they will be punished and their merits will be deducted. Xie Lian is not as unrestrained and generous as Quan Yizhen. He didn't have much merit to begin with, and if he deducted more, it would be negative. He put away his sword and said, "Ruo Xie, come here! Qi Ying, watch Ling Wen!"
Ruo Xie always looked aggrieved when tying up men, but he was a completely different person when tying up women. Xie Lian shouted twice before reluctantly taking the weapon off Ling Wen's hand. The next moment, a white lightning flashed across the wrists of dozens of people. Those who were not very skilled in holding the weapon could not hold it anymore, and asked in amazement, "What kind of magic weapon is this?"
"Is this a magic weapon? It looks like a white silk for hanging. It's very evil..."
"I never knew this guy was so capable!"
Unexpectedly, while Xie Lian was fighting with this group of mages, Ling Wen shook his head, straightened his clothes, stood up, and said, "Thank you, Your Highness, for your hospitality. I will leave first."
Xie Lian was slightly startled, and said, “Lingwen, the day is coming! Where are you going? Are you planning to break your promise?”
Lingwen said: "That's right. I just want to break my promise."
She said it confidently, as if to say "I am doing justice for the heavens", but Xie Lian was speechless. After a moment, she said: "It was not Qi Rong who leaked the news, but you."
Lingwen smiled and said, "Although I am not a martial god and I am tied up by Ruo Xie, I can do a lot of things just by using spiritualism."
Sure enough! But how did Lingwen know that this bandaged boy was from Huacheng? She and Langying had never even spoken to each other or met each other a few times, and Xie Lian didn't realize it as quickly as she did!
Seeing her with her hands behind her back, preparing to leave in a dignified manner, Xie Lian couldn’t pull his hands away, so he said, “Qiying, you can’t let her go!”
Although he had just swallowed a Jade Purity Pill, Quan Yizhen had already climbed up and recovered his strength. Moreover, Lingwen was a literary god, so she was powerless. Quan Yizhen could stop her with just one finger. After hearing Quan Yizhen say, "Okay!" from afar, Xie Lian went to fight the Taoists without any worries. After a while, there was a loud noise, and the roof of the Puqi Temple was broken, and a figure flew high into the sky.
Xie Lian turned around, startled, and said to the inside, “Qi Ying, you can’t fight like this!”
It's nothing for the God of War to be thrown around like this, because the God of War is always fighting. But Lingwen is still a female priestess and a literary god after all. Quan Yizhen's rough way of beating her must be beaten to death!
Unexpectedly, a figure slowly walked out of the house and said, "Bai Jin, you can't fight like this."
The voice was clear and cold, clearly Lingwen's, but the moment she came out, Xie Lian had a vague illusion that the person who came out of the room was not Lingwen, but a very tall young man with a murderous aura. However, when he looked more closely, it was still Lingwen's thin figure.
Lingwen is a literary god, that's for sure. In the past, if she had deliberately concealed her strength, she would definitely not have been able to hide it from Xie Lian, so how could she suddenly beat Quan Yizhen to the sky? ? ?
Hua Cheng said in a deep voice: "Brother, be careful, she put on that dress."
Really! Although on the surface, Lingwen was still wearing the same black clothes, but a layer of black air was covering her, making her look like a completely different person, murderous, but her fair face was extremely calm, forming a strange contrast. Xie Lian tried to stab with his sword, and Lingwen fluttered her sleeves away. It happened that Quan Yizhen fell from the sky and hit the ground with a thud. Seeing this, his eyes lit up and he said, "Good!"
Xie Lian’s eyes also lit up, and he said, “Okay!”
Lingwen's move just now was really beautiful. No, it should be said that it was the move that Jinyixian helped Lingwen block!
When the Jinyixian was on other people, they would either lose their minds or suck their blood dry. But when it was on Lingwen, it was invulnerable to swords and spears, and it could also attack actively, instantly making a literary god throw the Western martial god away. In the past, I had never heard that the Jinyixian had such magical effects. Who could have expected that the Jinyixian could still be used by her after her head and limbs were chopped off?
Now, not to mention the villagers of Puqi Village, even the monks and Taoists were all stunned. Tianyan said: "What's good about it? Is it okay to be beaten? Is there any normal person in this temple? I think they are all not human!"
Quan Yizhen was eager to try, so he jumped up from the ground and attacked again. Lingwen whispered, "I said, don't stay any longer!"
She said this to Jin Yi Xian, but her body didn't listen to her. She blocked Quan Yi Zhen's fist with her elbow and started to fight. Fighting and fighting, fighting and fighting, the wind of fists and palms made an old wall of Pu Qi Temple shake. Jin Yi Xian was indeed a person with the potential to ascend to heaven, and Quan Yi Zhen was actually at a disadvantage. Xie Lian couldn't help but said, "Um... Excuse me, can you stand farther away when fighting? Stand farther!"
Before he could finish his words, a group of monks and Taoist priests surrounded him again, and forty or fifty swords, hammers, and sticks came at him. Xie Lian's face turned pale and he raised his hands and said, "Wait, no!!!"
With this cry of grief, the Bodhisattva Temple, which had endured countless destructions but remained strong for a long time, finally collapsed completely.
Xie Lian was stunned for a moment, his heart filled with desolation, “As expected, each of my houses can’t last more than half a year. Now I really need donations for house repairs…”
Hua Cheng said: "Brother, don't be sad. It's just a house. We have plenty of it."
Xie Lian tried to pull himself together, but he saw Tianyankai stumbling over to him, holding his forehead with his hands, pointing at him and saying, “How dare you, a young man with little tricks, ruin my practice! Who is your master? How many years have you been in the industry? Which temple do you register with? Which deity do you worship?!”
Xie Lian turned his head abruptly, a cold look flashing across his brows, and he said sternly, “You ask who I am? Listen carefully! I am the noble Crown Prince, and you bunch of rioters and troublemakers, all of you kneel down!”
This sound was like a bolt from the blue. Someone almost knelt down before him. Only when his companions pulled him back did he come to his senses: "What are you doing? Are you really kneeling?"
"Strange, strange, I suddenly..."
Xie Lian said sternly:
“I am over 800 years old, older than all of you here combined, and I have crossed more bridges than you have walked!
"I have temples and shrines all over the place, and I have believers and pilgrims from all over the world. If you don't know my name, then you are ignorant!
“I don’t worship God.
“I am God!”
After hearing this magnificent and shameless passage, everyone was stunned and opened their mouths unconsciously: "...Ah???"
Xie Lian had been waiting for this moment, and as the plate in his hand flew, dozens of white balls flew in all directions with the sound of iron bullets and steel balls breaking through the wind, accurately bouncing into the mouths of a row of people who were gaping in surprise. After throwing them, he wiped his sweat and said, “Please forget what I just said. I’m just a rag collector!”
The faces of those who ate the meatballs changed drastically: "Ah! We got hit!"
A few people who were particularly skilled raised their swords to intercept the balls. When they held the swords in front of their eyes, the balls were still spinning at high speed, creating fierce sparks with the swords. Everyone was horrified: "What kind of hidden weapon is this?!?! It's extremely hard and has a strange luster. Could it be the legendary..."
Xie Lian said, “Yes! This is the legendary Jade Purity Pill. It is extremely poisonous. If you don’t drink 9981 cups of water to detoxify it within one day, your stomach will explode!”
Although they had never heard of this name, everyone was even more terrified: "Hey! Is it really that poisonous?"
"Anyway, drink water first! Detoxification only requires drinking water! Let's go! Go find some water!!!"
Immediately, more than a dozen people who were hit ran away at high speed. Meanwhile, Ling Wen fought harder and harder, and even grabbed Quan Yizhen's neck with both hands and lifted him up. Although he had the upper hand, Ling Wen's expression was not very good, and he shouted in a low voice: "Bai Jin! Do you want to kill him? No need to fight, hurry up and leave!!!"
As it happened, Xie Lian still had one meatball left, and when Lingwen said the word "go", he quickly threw the meatball into her mouth.
In an instant, the light in Lingwen's pupils disappeared, as if it was sucked away by the thing she swallowed, and the black energy on her body suddenly faded.
She looked as if she was trying hard to hold back her vomiting. She glanced at Xie Lian, her lips moving silently for a moment. She endured it for a while, threw Quan Yizhen to the ground, and left with her hand on her forehead.
Quan Yizhen jumped up and chased her away. Xie Lian wanted to follow, but the group of monks and Taoists stopped him and shouted, "Everyone hold on, reinforcements will be here soon!"
Still coming? We can’t stay in Puqi Village anymore, let’s leave first. Quan Yizhen chased Lingwen and disappeared in a moment. Xie Lian hugged Huacheng into his arms and said, “Hold on tight!” He stepped forward, passed the crowd, and strode away.
Hua Cheng did as he said and hugged him tightly. For some reason, this scene made Xie Lian vaguely familiar. However, he didn't have time to recall the past. This matter had to be reported immediately. Xie Lian sent a spiritual communication without thinking: "Ling Wen is in trouble! I..."
Lingwen: “…I know.”
Xie Lian: “…Excuse me.”
After a moment, Lingwen was the first to cut off the spiritual communication.
Xie Lian was speechless. In the past, he would contact Lingwen directly for everything. Now that Lingwen herself was in trouble, he was unable to react for a moment and actually went to her to report. He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Xie Lian entered the spiritual communication array, while holding Huacheng and running wildly, he shouted: “Everyone! Please inform the whole court that Lingwen ran away wearing the brocade clothes fairy!!!”