Chapter 130 Advertisement
Faced with the crisis of unsalable juice, Mr. Cat gave Xiaozhen his suggestion: "Just sell all the juice to me."
"oh?"
"I can order my subordinates to purchase your juice as a drink for the office."
Xiao Zhen said, "How much do you plan to pay?"
"15 credits per bottle."
Are you buying cabbage? Xiao Zhen flatly refused: "150 credit points per bottle is in line with my expectations."
"Well, why didn't you say you were selling it for 1,500 credits a bottle? What illusions do you have about the daily expenses of the remote branch office of the Eye of Oversight?"
"If you can, I think that's fine."
"If I approve the purchase of your juice for 1,500 credits per bottle, the Oversight Eye Chamber will receive hundreds of reports and impeachment requests against me in less than half an hour."
"Does it affect your status?"
"It would be troublesome if there were too many. The factional struggle within the Eye of Supervision is very intense. At present, there are at least three candidates from the hostile factions eyeing my position. Face the facts. Your juice is not scented brandy, and you don't have the backing of the Chamber of Commerce. You still want to sell it at such a high price ." Mr. Cat licked his paw, "There is a word called daydreaming."
Captain Madara said, "I think the name 'Scented Fruit Juice' is too common. Would you like to give it a more catchy name?"
"That's a good idea." Xiao Zhen stroked his chin, "I've already thought of a name."
"What?"
Xiao Zhen said, "Zhen's special drink."
Mr. Cat said, "It sounds like some local brand of milk."
Captain Madara shouted, "Not loud at all!! Might as well ask you to drink a mouthful of my juice."
"Okay, let's call it Zhenxuan Special Drink, and the slogan should be "True Extraordinary, Zhenxuan Special Drink." Xiaozhen quickly changed the name of his drink.
"I want to remind you that before your brand has any popularity, no one will search for your juice." Mr. Cat said, "Shouldn't you pay some money to the platform first to buy some traffic for yourself?"
Captain Madara said: "Or buy some advertising!!"
"StarNet advertising fees are too expensive. Buying traffic is obviously forcing the platform to make money." Xiao Zhen said, "Let me think about other ways."
"All right, my dear friend," Mr. Cat said calmly, "If you want to get something, you have to pay something. This is the law of this world."
"Just wait and see." Xiao Zhen manually changed the price to 1,500 credit points per bottle, "I will definitely be able to sell it at a good price!"
"1500 a bottle, are you selling liquid precious metals?"
"I can see that you just don't want to sell it!"
Xiao Zhen ignored them and refreshed the cumulative traffic of his online store. The number of visitors was 3.
From 2 to 3, the footprints of three tourists, strangers besides Mr. Cat and Captain Ban, this shows that my store is growing steadily step by step, which means...
Mr. Cat said, "Don't think about it. I just went to your store and took a look. The new page views were given by me."
Xiaozhen turned off the 3D network expressionlessly.
Xiaozhen is a practical man who does what he says.
Although selling juice is just a small business, Xiaozhen is determined to make a good profit instead of just selling it directly to the Eye of Supervision at a low price.
1,500 credit points per bottle is a bit outrageous, but one must have dreams.
The first thing to do is to identify your target group.
Xiao Zhen does not intend to sell the scented fruit juice directly to the local humans. Although it tastes very delicious in his current Homo sapiens body, even if the relevant galactic independent civilization regulations are not taken into account, selling it to the local humans will only earn him local currency, which will not help increase his wealth at all.
Only by selling his genuine special juice to local alien customers can his wallet actually grow.
Xiao Zhen dug out the local list of parliamentarians. It was the list of aliens that Boss Han provided to him during Yan Zhu's squadron leader election campaign. Although it was definitely not complete, it was enough.
In addition, he asked Mr. Cat for a local list of legion members.
That night, he started to take action.
By the next day, most of the legally registered aliens in the city received a small advertisement when they opened their doors, which read "Really extraordinary, a real special drink."
Teacher Xiao Yuan’s home.
Two crabs came in carrying a small advertisement.
A crab said, "What is this?"
Another crab said, "The card in the mailbox looks like an advertisement."
Another crab said, "It's really extraordinary. It's really a special drink."
A group of crabs shouted, "Throw it away!"
The advertisement was thrown into the trash can by two crabs.
Divisional dormitories under the Security Committee.
Cao Yu is playing holographic games in the dormitory. These days are his holidays.
The robot UN852-R3 pushed the door open and walked in, holding a stack of things in its mechanical arms. "I brought the items you requested."
Cao Yu had no intention of quitting the game. He said "oh" and continued to gallop in the holographic world.
UN852-R3 stood aside and read out his items one by one.
"Built-in breathing device."
"right."
"Web gun."
"right."
"It's really extraordinary, a real special drink."
"What's this?"
"A card I found in the mailbox at your door."
"Advertisement. Throw it away."
"Okay." UN852-R3's electronic eyes flickered. "Are you really planning to go on this mission alone ?"
"I'm fine on my own."
"Are you still ashamed of your last gaffe?"
Cao Yu cried out "Ah!" He encountered an enemy in the holographic game. He pulled the trigger of the game and fired wildly at the virtual monster in front of him.
"You don't have to blame yourself for this. Inspector Sheying didn't blame you."
After a burst of crazy shooting, he killed all the enemies in front of him. Cao Yu glanced at the score on the screen. He took off his gaming helmet and said, "Do you also understand the self-blame of Homo sapiens?"
“My understanding is gain compensation.”
"UN852-R3, I just want to do my job."
"It's not your fault that you were defeated by an enemy stronger than you." UN852-R3 said, "I want to remind you that you are not the only one who is embarrassed. I was also torn apart by that guy. He tore me to pieces."
“…”
"My suggestion is that you take me with you on this mission. UN852-R3 is very useful. Data from various cases show that the success rate of taking a robot with you is 35.2% higher than the success rate of a single person."
Cao Yu looked at UN852-R3, and the guy who chopped him down with a sword that day suddenly appeared in front of him. Even now, when he recalled that scene, his back still couldn't help but tremble continuously. He would always remember the guy's last sarcastic laugh. Damn the Eye of Supervision.
A robot would never have his cowardly emotions.
He put on a stern face and said, "Okay. Don't hold me back."
"According to my data, your turnover rate is 43.8% higher than mine."
"You robots really don't know how to comfort people!!"
Sewer D4-32 area.
The supreme commander of the underground Shadow Society, the master of Loya's Nest, Grand Duke Jill is handling official business.
Its mind was like a rolling dark cloud, with calculations and worries emerging at the same time. Lord Tormund of the Shadow Society was dead. Its empty seat meant that all the previous alliances and hostilities had to be reshuffled. It would be another round of bloody storms, new attempts and struggles.
The original balance has been broken. It must carefully and cautiously look for its next ally.
On the other hand, the relationship with the Eye of Supervision also made it worried. Now the inspector of this planet has suddenly changed. But it has not received any information from the new inspector. This has never happened before.
At the same time, his daughter, Dawn, also causes him worries.
My most beloved daughter calls my most hated bitch a teacher. Duke Gil thought to himself, this is a joke that is enough to make every one of my enemies laugh.
"Your Excellency the Duke." A guard saluted him and reported something to him.
The guards said that six clay figures broke into Luoya's nest and distributed advertisements to everyone they met.
"A clay figurine?"
"Yes." The guard clicked on a floating screen.
The screen showed that the clay figures were holding a stack of advertisements, and the leading figures handed out one to every Xilin person they saw. Two other clay figures were holding a huge banner and waving at the residents, which read "Really extraordinary, a real special drink."
"What are they doing?"
“Post an ad.”
"How did they get in?"
"Last time you gave a Homo sapiens representative named Yan Zhen entry permit. This time they used the same entry permit to come in and advertise."
Yan Zhen. Duke Jill read the name, and he knew that this Homo sapiens was definitely not an ordinary local. What made him more concerned was the cat that came in with Yan Zhen's clay representative last time. The cat called himself "Mr. Cat", and the new supervisor of the Eye of Supervision happened to be called "Mr. Cat".
This is very interesting.
Duke Gil looked at the clay figures on the screen for a long time. "Are they just advertising?"
"Yeah, just advertising."
"Keep an eye on them and report to me if they make any other moves."
"As you command, my Lord."
Before the guards left, Duke Gil called out to him.
"After these clay figures are gone, burn all the advertisements they posted."
Shark Tooth stepped over the body parts on the ground and came to the safe.
At his feet was another half of a corpse, blood gushing out, forming a deep red puddle under the corpse. He bent down and used his metal claws to hook out the eyeballs of the corpse's head.
He aimed his eyes at the scanning port on the safe. With a beep, an electronic sound rang out: "Authentication passed."
Dead people can sometimes be useful.
There's something he wants in here.
Inside the safe is a silver circular device, which will soon become a tool to achieve his goal.
What would Lord Mansfield think if he knew what he had done...
No, he is dead.
Shark Tooth stopped himself from thinking any further. Even today, he still couldn't bear to face the fact that the adult had passed away.
Because Sharktooth never feels sad.
Even if his friend was about to be executed, he would not lament about it.
He cut open the corpse's pocket and found some local currency and a boat ticket. Unfortunately, Shark Tooth sneered, this guy ran too late. Then he touched a small card with the words "Really extraordinary, a real special drink."
Rubbish, Shark Tooth thought to himself and threw the card aside.
